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...that some ice cubes remain cool all year round?
...that the Sydney Opera House is the one of the world's largest missile silos?
...that there's a terrible secret behind Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes?
...that high school is a place of fear and unhappiness?
...that Booger King is the home of the whopper?
...that the Paparazzi is largest cannibal tribe in southern California?
…that Grues love people...with a side order of mashed potatoes?
...that using your ass to propel yourself is illegal in most countries?
That you DIDN'T remember these two beautiful twins? These are them now...
...that using your ass to propel yourself is illegal in most countries?
... that God isn't very happy with Fred Phelps. Here, God comes down from his busy schedule to yell. It's been a while since he's done that.
...that Franklin Roosevelt oversaw a a secret project to create a team of superheroes during World War II?
...that George W. Bush is credited for "saving the world" during the last weeks of his presidency?
...that the George W. Bush presidential library contains over 1,200 coloring books?
...that the shit sandwich is a staple of Poop Cuisine?
...that Captain Croata is the national hero of Croatia?
...that the government knows if you're gay or not?
...that 2006 is the year of the Bonsai Kitten?
...that at four o'clock all the honest politicians will shrink down to two feet?
...that I've fallen and I can't get up?
...that the Sasquatch is the official provincial animal of Saskatchewan?
...that Saddam Hussain had himself edited in as a host for all Iraqi children's programming?
...that logging is considered a blood sport in the state of Maine?
...that Van Halen went on a drunken tirade at the 1986 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards?
...that after Fantasy Island, that guy who yelled "Da plane, da plane!" would return to his native Iraq to serve government official Dr. Asiphus Al Hussein ?
...that Whoopi Goldberg once had a brief affair with a cast member of Sesame Street?
...that Tyra Banks and Ted Danson first got their big break starring as brother and sister on the television series, Dinosaurs?
...that American tourism in Vietnam was at its height during the 1960s?
...that your dog wants steak, but would settle for chopped liver?
...that Roman Giertych has been comatose for fifteen years? With over half that time spent as the Deputy Prime Minister of Poland?
...that Attack of the 50ft Hitler was the first and only film directed by Alan Smithee for the Nazis?
...that - OMG!! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!
...that 私は日本人になっています, at least I think so?
...that Fox News once blamed illegal aliens for 9/11?
...that the End of the World is just a button away?
...that yesterday while at a local eatery I noticed something not quite right?
...that Casper was once used by the Ku Klux Klan to recruit children?
...that Baptist ministers can expand up to three times their normal size when angered?
...that only the magically inclined and cats are able to see death?
...that Paris is known to be home to some of the rudest people in Europe?
...that the 500 ft tall turd monster went on a rampage in downtown Los Angeles in 1994?
...who else supported recycling?
...that barbarian hordes are the largest minority group in Scandinavia?
...that in El Salvador roosters rule with an iron fist?
...that Dragonball Z contains anti-semitic slurs?
...that Star Trek or "Trekkie" paraphernalia is currently banned over 30 countries around the world?
...that spoons are very skillful weapons when it comes to battle?
...that Soda Popinski wasn't drinking soda?
...that former U.S. President Chester A. Arthur was really a woman?
...that multinational corporations only want what's best for you?
...that the average New Zealand female can crush a man's skull with her bare hands?
...that the Polish women's swimming team took top honors at the 2005 Drunk Olympics?
...that the trouser snake can swallow a human whole?
...that you're screwed?
...that a picture tells a thousand words?
...that some pe-KABOOM!!!!
...that it's surprisingly easy to get kicked out of school?
...that Juliet Monckton, the wife of Lord Christopher Monckton, is a figment of his own imagination?
...that a new game piece was recently introduced for Monopoly?
...that Gen. Francisco Franco ordered the use of reverse psychology against dissidents in Spain during the 1970s?
...that Switzerland is the largest importer of hashish in Western Europe?
...that in Australia rugby is considered a REAL man's sport?
...that there are plenty of reasons to make fun of Steven Tyler?
...that Barney the Dinosaur is considered a symbol of Islamic terror in the Middle East?
...that the actual size of the White House is much smaller than commonly believed?
...that the ends always justifies the means?
...that all feminists look alike?
...that bling comes in all shapes and sizes?
...that Emmanuel Lewis was a visual model for James Bond?
...that babies are actually designed to kill all living things?
...that I must break you?
...that the Discombobulator Ray can have unexpected effects on humans?
...that cream is a toxic substance?
...that Islam is the religion of peace?
...that there's only one way to party?
...that everybody gets ice cream under Communism ... but that there is only one flavor?
...that Andy Dick has been in hiding since 2007?
...the female heart is a tiny organ located deep in the pit of the stomach?
...that for just pennies a day you can help someone in need?
...that you have leukemia?
...that sadly, it is necessary to ingest some disgusting foods in order to look awesome?
...that in order to get to Heaven's Gate one must become an hero first?
...that THIS is my other car?
...that HE is behind you?
...that there is one thing you can do for Britain?
...that Stone the Israeli Tank is a game for all ages?
...that Hey Arnold! was conceived during an drug-induced hallucination?
...that in Asian countries they use a substitute for chocolate?
...that Samuel Adams is not always a good decision?
...that I'm behind you having a dump?
...that while it is possible that Robin Hood has always been a fictional character, this view has been neither proven or disproven? (picture)
...that Wikia wants to talk to you about something important?
...that France is not Sparta?
...that The Cookie Monster once attempted suicide in 1988?
...that everybody loves a little KFC?
...that the Black Knight always triumphs? Well..most of the time anyway.
...that after failing to convert gays using radio, television commercials, and word of mouth, some anti-gay groups have switched to bumper stickers?
...that the average speed of projectile vomit is 60 miles per hour (mph)?
...that shit happens?
...that Gonzo was the first Muppet allowed to attend the Academy Awards?
...that Keith Olbermann once had a "wardrobe malfunction" during a live news broadcast?
...that Condoleezza Rice is NOT Michelle Obama?
...if we should turn here?
...that Paul Daniels once attempted suicide on Britain's Got Talent?
...that I'm quite mad you know, but only slightly?
...that everyone hates you?
...that Keith Olbermann has been known to send pictures of himself to Bill O'Reilly along with messages of sexual harassment?
...that Canada is ruled by a boy with supernatural powers (pause) of whom we are all very fond?
...that you just got rickrolled?
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nobody likes broken images?
...THAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I'M IN THE WOODS! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! (PICTURED)
...that the Leaning Tower of Pizza is not that stable?
...that Keir Starmer's father was a toolmaker?
