Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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“They float down here!”
“You stole my idea!”
Pennywise the Dancing Clown is a well-known psychopathic mass-murderer and pedo. For a long time, he dwelled in a sewer and molested and ate children until he was defeated in a presidential election and settled on handing out balloons at the Neverland Ranch. After that, he changed his employment several times more before finally settling on being the thing he represents most, a Catholic priest.
Birth of Pennywise the Clown[edit | edit source]
Who Is Pennywise The Dancing Clown?
Pennywise the Clown is not really a clown. Pennywise the Clown is NOT really carrying out the killings of Derry. That is far more powerful than just a human in a clown suit. This creature killed a circus clown by the name of 'Bob Gray' over 200 years ago, then took on his identity. It chose Bob so he could get closest to his prey, the children.
IT feeds off of little kids. It manipulates them into thinking it's a clown making them feel safe and secure. C'mon, who really thinks a clown would hurt them? Then when the children are oozing with fear, he goes in for the kill. Which is usually tearing an arm off or biting into some one's armpit. For some reason, only the children of Derry can actually see Pennywise; The adults just stopped believing he did, in fact, exist, and they cannot see him at all.
Pennywise is your worst dreams come true, we cannot even picture this evil. Pennywise comes back every 27 years to eat. He will usually stay around until he is full and he will sleep for the next 27 years and beyond. Pennywise will never die, It will never die. Le clown est méchant.