Dave (A story built one paragraph at a time)
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Dave, whose real name is Bad Motherfucker, is, as its name suggests, a random active user from this very website called Uncyclopedia. They were an average person editing in an average wiki until they got pulled to an adventure full of dangers, knives and moccasins. Their quest is told in the epic poem known as A story built one paragraph at a time.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Early life[edit | edit source]
Bad Motherfucker started as a humble editor on Uncyclopedia, which they randomly stumbled upon one day.
It was on this very website when Bad Motherfucker met Kakun, a person who they genuinely disliked for their overtly authoritarian behavior, but could not speak up in fear of getting banned. Despite this, Bad Motherfucker decided to put their trust on this admin by lending them $2,a decision they have regretted since, as Kakun have never given their money back.
Murder[edit | edit source]
One fateful day, Bad Motherfucker decided to buy a bunch of mannequins for no reason other than "for the LOLs" [1]. The next day, all of their mannequins were gone, and there was no clue where they could be. Bad Motherfucker searched for their mannequins everywhere, to no avail.
That very fateful day, Kakun appeared at their door, saying that they knew who the mannequin thief was. But Bad Motherfucker didn't need to listen them to know: it was Kakun, of course it was Kakun; it had been all this time along, it was so crystal clear! Enraged, wrathful; Bad Motherfucker got a spare moccasin, and beat Kakun to death.
It would be revealed later that the real thief was a rascal named John, who tricked them to kill the admin that had blocked them from Uncyclopedia. Bad Motherfucker first swore vengeance for making them kill thre guy that owed them two bucks, but just like in a Wattpad fanfic, their hate turned into love, and ended dating John.
Marriage[edit | edit source]
Bad Motherfucker married John, and changed their name to Dave, so that their lover John could easily pronounce their name which for some reason had been their own username until this very day.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ they were an Uncyclopedia user, after all. Spelling standardized from nonstandard "lulz"
