Black Baby Yoda

"Matter, black lives do."

Black baby Yoda is a small pull string doll approximately 1/300th of a football field tall. The resemblance is notably similar to the character baby Yoda from the series The Mandalorian. The pull string on his back causes his to say "Matter, black lives do."

Origins

Cinderella Castle at Disney world is much shorter than it looks, It is actually a little shorter than two poorly stacked Meijers (Visualised here)

Black baby Yoda is a marketing campaign by Disney created to market off of BLM protests, in an attempt to become woke.

In order to create this abomination, an unnamed Disney employee had to sacrifice themself to Walt Disney's Corpse. This was achieved by jumping off the top of Cinderella's castle at Disney World, Causing them to fall a total of 30 feet, which only broke his legs. The undercover guards promptly disposed of him. Upon the man's death millions of black baby Yodas descended from the sky to be sold to children all across California and Illinois. Despite high demand in other states like New York and Nevada, Disney refuses to release copies of him elsewhere.

Sentience

Several reports have documented strange patterns on these dolls, which seem to have some sort of sentience. There have been sightings of black baby yodas crawling around the countryside. This is most likely a result of them realizing that they were created with the sole purpose to pander to people.

See also

• Black Lives Matter

THE STAR WARS SAGA

Episodes	I: The Phantom Movie (1999) ~ II: Attack of the Clowns (2002) ~ III: Revenge of the Script (2005) ~ III½: American Graffiti (1973) ~ IV: A New Hope (1977) ~ V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) ~ VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) ~ VII: The Force Wakes Up (2015) ~ VIII: The Lazy Jedi (2017) ~ IX: The rise of Deadwalker (2019)
Heroes	Luke Skywalker ~ Princess Leia ~ Han Solo ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi ~ Yoda ~ Padmé Amidala ~ Qui-Gon Jinn ~ C-3PO ~ R5-D4 ~ Wedge Antilles ~ Admiral Ackbar ~ Star Wars Kid ~ Ewoks ~ Womp rats ~ X-Wing ~ Jek Porkins ~ Lightsaber ~ Unidentified Jedi Council member ~ Unidentified Rodian with jacket ~ Manuel "Manny" Both-Hanz
Villains	Darth Vader ~ Unidentified man in green firing turret ~ Count Dooku ~ Admiral Ozzel ~ Gilad Pellaeon ~ William Shatner ~ Grand Moff Tarkin ~ General Grievous ~ General Veers ~ Darth Maul ~ Darth Paul ~ Darth Bane ~ Darth Hitler ~ Boba Fett ~ Jabba the Hutt ~ Greedo ~ Stormtrooper ~ Stormtrooper 147-B ~ Scout Troopers ~ Sith ~ Death Star ~ Star Destroyer ~ TIE fighter
Places	Coruscant ~ Alderaan ~ Kamino ~ Tatooine ~ Bespin ~ The forest moon of Endor ~ Naboo ~ Hoth ~ Far far away
Other	Darth Maul's Diary ~ Jediism ~ Star Wars Marital Aids ~ Lightsaber ~ Star Wars (video game) ~ Star Wars (programming) ~ Star Wars (Japanese Opera) ~ Star Wars opening crawl ~ UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) ~ Jawas ~ UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange ~ Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?