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Score: -3 Elapsed Time: 172 hours
Keep (4)	Strong keep. Not useless. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:56, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 20:56, 22 May 2025 (UTC) moccasins. no reason to delete Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:08, 23 May 2025 (UTC) Keep. i have no clue why this was nominated for deletion SystemPhantom (talk) 18:48, 29 May 2025 (UTC) Keep. Mr. George / talk 19:03, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Useless.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif\|70px\|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz\|talk]]) (talk) 19:08, 22 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 123 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	a nonsensical article with ip levels of quality. nonsensical story all over the place. too random[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif]] (talk) 20:43, 24 May 2025 (UTC) Nuke. Incredibly crappy. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:31, 25 May 2025 (UTC) 01:31, 25 May 2025 (UTC) BRRRRRT! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:31, 28 May 2025 (UTC) BRRRRRT! the humor is completely incoherent, it might be funny if you're stoned out of your mind but otherwise this article should be shot down with an A-10 warthog SystemPhantom (talk) 18:55, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments	btw I made this article. you may ban me now.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif\|70px\|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz\|talk]]) (talk) 19:02, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 15 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. I'm sorry for the user that was planning to make this UnGame, but it's been several years now since it was created and it barely has any content. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:44, 29 May 2025 (UTC) Burninate! Never played the original game, I've heard people say it's a straight up super meat boy knockoff, and I assumed that the joke of this article was that the "browser-hijacking JavaScript" would just never load. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:24, 29 May 2025 (UTC) Delete. I highly doubt this game is under construction as we speak, but I would love to be proven wrong. Until then, send it to the abyss. SystemPhantom (talk) 19:09, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
Comments	@OPOSSUM: I haven't heard about this game either, but from what I've looked about it on the internet it doesn't remind me of Super Meat Boy that much. I also have heard that is incredibly hard tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:38, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 9 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	why?[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif\|70px\|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz\|talk]]) (talk) 14:20, 29 May 2025 (UTC)
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