UnNews:Saudi Arabic guy says "Mickey must die"

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21 September 2008
A saudi says that mickey must die and mickey is a "Soldier of Satan". Mickey has faced many cultures of religion and he might beat this one. "This is my hardest yet. I might be erased from the face of the earth forever. If not, it might start another world war." says mickey. Mickey still continues to suck his own penis to pacify himself on the cold nights in his wonderful manchion. Did I spell that right? I hope I did. Anyways, if mickey doesen't win this one, we're in big trouble. Many people are flying to Saudi Arabia to protest the deletion of micky and his many friends. The Saudi Arabian president says, "I shall destroy mickey." Many protesters have already have dozens of signs and are flying to Saudi Arabia right now. If Mickey is earsed from the face of the earth there will probably be chaos everywhere. This is all i'm writing!