UnNews:Microsoft unveals New gaming system
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22 February 2010
This Article is a Grumpy Gus
Microsoft CEO Bill Gates announced the grand-unvealing of the new "Microsoft Sex Box" the newest and most high tech Gaming/Porn system. Gates worked in coalition with Chinise "President" Mao Zedong to create the Sex Box and Both of them are excited to see how it will preform on the market. "It's better than having 1,000,000,000 factory workers!" Zedong commented. O.J. Simpson was one of the primary game testers and he commented "Man, this is great! I Can stab people in the neck repeatedly in these games and not even have to go to court!" Gates says that the system will retail for around $599.99 and porn downloads will cost around $4.50 apeice.