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UnGames:Reach AZATHOTH and subpages

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 360 hours
Keep (2)	Keep. It may be very unfinished, but I enjoyed it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:52, 11 August 2025 (UTC) Keep. Ditto, OPOSSUM. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 16:13, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Nom and delete. This is, from what i can gather, an extremely unfinished and unfunny attempt at making an UnGame that was abandoned after only two days. 00:41, 11 August 2025 (UTC) Delete. looks to be practically abandoned by the creator, and it seems like nobody is working on it. gergdown, eh (talk) 17:22, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 314 hours
Keep (1)	It may be dead, but it has potential. Maybe I'm biased because I created it, but this is my vote. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 16:12, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (4)	lock yeah this one has barely been edited in all of its existence. let's lock it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:43, 12 August 2025 (UTC) lock yeah.... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:52, 12 August 2025 (UTC) lock Quite a few dead videos on this one as well. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 01:13, 14 August 2025 (UTC) Lock. Why is there a "shota island" video in this one? Actually, why does that exist in the first place? 15:06, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Neutral. It may be dead as a dodo (and it always was), but I always thought that this one was cool. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:57, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 287 hours
Keep (1)	One of my favorite ASBOxAAT stories. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 16:10, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Lock okay this one is just asking to be killed + it died + it's just a story built one sentence at a time but with a very minor twist + how the fuck are we gonna get 1440 edits on this one + it has an expiration date + ratio + l gergdown, eh (talk) 01:06, 14 August 2025 (UTC) Lock. I don't like Bill Cipher. Also this story kinda sucks even if you took him out and stuff. 15:04, 15 August 2025 (UTC) Lock. I have nothing against Bill Cipher, but this shit is dead as fuck. Also, so imagine it's 9:47 PM UTC. It'll be really hard to go through all the revision history to figure out if anyone else has edited the story at 9:47 PM, and by the time you have edited, it'll be at least 9:48. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:28, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
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Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 215 hours
Keep (2)	Move to UnBooks. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:24, 17 August 2025 (UTC) I agree. 22:03, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Nuke. Extremely bad UnGame with only four pages and little to no substantiality; I came across it through Special:RandomInCategory/Uncyclopedia Games. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:07, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 213 hours
Keep (2)	Keep. You were the one who searched it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:22, 17 August 2025 (UTC) Keep. There is literally a giant warning on top of the page saying that exact thing. 17:53, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Rape is never funny, and the article treats the subject like something to be made fun of. Doesn't matter that Uncyclopedia is a parody website; rape is never funny. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 04:04, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Uncyclopedia has featured articles on the n word, sexual harassment and Jeffrey Epstein. I'd argue that it being a dark subject to make fun of isn't enough reason for getting it deleted. Although tbf I do agree that you have to be really cautious when making that kind of article, or else it will most likely fail HTBFANJS. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:29, 17 August 2025 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 196 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	The article is completely serious, has no humor, and would actually be a pretty good article if this weren't a humor wiki. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:07, 17 August 2025 (UTC) Merge anything actually funny into Undictionary and delete the rest. --Fish on skates 21:41, 18 August 2025 (UTC) Yeah. 17:54, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Nom. Unfunny patented nonsense article in broken English. The AI images don't bother me as much as they bother some of you guys, but they definitely don't make the article much better. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:55, 26 August 2025 (UTC) Delete. This would need a massive rewrite to be funny. --Fish on skates 01:05, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
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