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Chapter Eleven The end times

Chapter Ten In which our hero builds bots • Another n00b enters the stage • Contests, hourly • The fine art of spamfiltering • Little orphan images • A lost connection • An alternative is presented • Trolling, How To • A conspiracy of signatures • Machines in the hands of idiots • Mistaken for a n00b, by a n00b • Guts, hating thereof • Button difficulties • An April 1st prank • "That time I got banned by an admin during my sojourn on another admin's talk page" • A miscount • Just punishment for the use of antiquated browsers • A fool's lament • The one-second window • Power, abuse of • A cry for HALP • The sunglasses ritual • People to ignore • A premonition • Eæster • Intensive care • Defrosting • Suspenders, sexiness of • Three thousand • The magician • A stuck-up conversation about elitism • A muddled vote • A whiny conversation about whining • Suddenly, parties • The party is stopped • The party resumes • A monumental mistake • Twelve proxies, no waiting • A Discworld discussion, brief • Protection en masse • Portals, thinking with • The broken box • Trolls trolling trolls trolling etc. • The un-return • A broken system

Chapter Nine Hourly writing contest • A mercy kill and a mercy move • The misinterpreted pinky • The final destruction of UnSkype • Community service and convenience stores • Gobshite • The Records of Amadeus Skullthumper • The legacy of Fnoodle lives on

Chapter Eight Dicks, lack thereof • Administrators Anonymous • In search of a missing user • Echoes of old • An unheard request • Survival • Mistaken for colonization • Putting the stamp on drama • Another apology, and romantic foreshadowing • The screams of Twitter

The Unarchived The plot behind UnSkype • The Great Talkpage Merge • The Undoing

Chapter Six No, of course it wasn't the end, you dipwads • FU SPANG • Frogs in hell • The doctor messes up again • Psychological thrillers • Yellow banners • Dollar signs, placement thereof • Hovercars and bribes • Penis! • Fnoodle returns • e|m|c goes missing • Flaming bags of feces • L • Turnips • The doctor messes with amphibians • A surprise feature, and inspiration • The doctor plots • "I'm not an admin" • "I am an admin" • Congratulations and sympathy • The plot thickens • Charitwo gives the finger • Ethine • A romp through Yahoo! Answers • Whining • Titanium Trousers and other defense • Encyclopedia Parodia • TKF and Skullthumper battle it out in a round of the world's worst acting • The final straw

Chapter Five In which our hero's talk page virginity is taken • Partially pregnant • The weaknesses of ninjas • Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance • A drug dealer on the doctor's talk page • Clever and innovative • Furbies, burning of • Nosy • XHTML fairies • A new sig is born and shot down • The doctor pisses off the entire site • The Great American Novel • "You've got the wrong doctor" • Zombiebaron makes a point • Creating a creature • Our hero is welcomed, again • "teh" and "the" • A survivor from the ICU • Enzo Aquarius can't spell • Fnoodle is never wrong • Starting the presses • The UnSignpost, issue #1 • Keen! • The ways of Wikia • Spang likes pi • Too Long; Didn't Read: The Movie • Jars of dirt, possession thereof • The return of Kip the Dip • Identity theft • The entire site pisses off the doctor • Advice from the most unlikely of sources • Better things to do • The End?

Chapter Four In which our hero sticks his finger in an electrical socket • Fat Americans • Zombiebaron, Jr. • Slightly drunk • Season's Greetings, part II • Running through the halls of Uncyclopedia • Mordillo is angered • A cryptic message • Knighthood • Finnius joins in the fray • If you give a doctor a cookie • A last-ditch attempt at passing first semester classes • A heart in the wrong place • Asses on fire • Slightly off • Rivalry • The doctor drifts away • Lent • The massive return • Greetings from Texas • The evolution of hole punching and other stupid ideas • Invasion of the robots • Signatures once again • And again • My Mother the Car • The doctor sets a trend • Promotion

Chapter Three In which our hero runs a red light • Skateboarding • Mysterious maths of VFH • Time travel • A very brief discussion on being an administrator • The laziness of admins • Captain Random • The tragedy of Nerd42 • A suspicious noob • Signatures, part sixteen and a half • Ljlego returns • An apology • Fighting vandalism without admins • Dead baby jokes, originality thereof • Cajek bursts in unexpectedly • The Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • The other doctor • "Jesus didn't have a talkpage" • How to become an administrator in one easy step • Homosexuality • More of the Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • Season's Greetings, part I • Dr. Skullthumper is no asshat • Banned!

Chapter Two In which our hero discusses Terry Pratchett • Communism strikes • An accidental revert • Thanked for peeing • A grateful gobshite • Sorts of things you shan't do to children • The matter of signatures returns • Penis removal • Crime and Cajek • Span tags • Robots and javascript • A literary debate concluded with a ban • A user questions the communications system • The wondrous lands of QVFD • The metaphorical wall • Psychic powers, crystal balls, and the Firefox debate • Welcomed into UnNews • The sixty-eighth reason why Wikia sucks • Signatures return for an encore • Olipro • A whore • A noob • A template that, while not top-quality, is better than Ljlego's • Mysterious disappearance • A discussion on the word "previously" • Confused for an administrator • A noob whore • Under construction • Mozart will be Bach

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Things

New messages below here. If you can figure out what the above is a reference to, I'll... be really impressed?

Erm, that's your old talk page in a nutshell, more or less.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Actually it's a parody of something, too, also. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:43 Aug 20, 2007

And you know something? I know that one too. It's literally on the tip of my tongue.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:29, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Lord of the Rings?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:29, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Does the name "Bloody Stupid Johnson" mean anything to you? If not, you probably won't get it. Just like 98% of the people that will see it. Thus rendering it unfunny. But it's in userspace, so nobody cares. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:08 Aug 20, 2007

The name "Moist Von Lipwig" also means plenty to those in the know. And the ill-built tower trembles mightily at the butterfly's passage... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:57, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Splee! Also, I don't know about you, but I can't wait until September 18th... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:46 Aug 28, 2007

Oh me too. As much as a Feegle anticipating a draught of special sheep liniment! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:28, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Join the Revolution, comrade!

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 2

Workers' Party Member TheLedBalloon has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

TheLedBalloon

Thanks a bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:17, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Dude, it was a frigging joke

What is your problem? You don't have to be a jerk about it. --Captain Random 21:42, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Whoops, knee-jerk reaction there. (Trying to revert something else at the same time.) Too many windows open... (goes off to fix) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:02 Aug 28, 2007

It's fine... I partially added it back. Ignore the edit summary - I thought you were going to be hostile. :P --Captain Random 21:47, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

YOU FUCKING BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT A FUCKING MISTAKE! There, how's that? That's my best "Caps Lock" face. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:42 Aug 28, 2007

Well done. :P --Captain Random 21:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, the changes are permanent

I was thinking the same with the namespace stuff. Since it starts out by persuading (however unconvincingly), I figured the Why might be the best place for it. Thanks for the review! And congrats on your latest feature! -RAHB 06:25, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the award & good luck on VFH... like you need it... might as well say "congrats on your upcoming feature". :) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 14:34 Aug 30, 2007

oooo, thanks for the nice remark. We'll see if it does any better this time around. -RAHB 05:01, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

THANK YOU!!!

User:Manforman/Thank Thanks for the vote retraction--Sir Manforman 17:45, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:39, Sep 2, 2007

Re:Sig Problems

There's a "raw signature" box in my preferences, but there isn't anywhere to paste that code... Did you mean to put the code directly into the sig?

--Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ flipwits 01:15, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

You place {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Flipwits/sig}} where it says Nickname: and than you check out the Raw signature box--Sir Manforman 01:18, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

What he said. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:03 Sep 03, 2007

Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:30, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

template:crime

Dude, you fixed it! Thank you for helping. If you can think of any more crimes to add please add them. Thank you! America salutes you.
--Cajek 23:14, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I'm something of an HTML geek. If you find anything else that's broke & needs fixin', let me know. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:19 Sep 06, 2007

Well, you can understand why I added that part, right? Would it be ok if I just had the link and nothing else?
--Cajek 04:53, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

In my opinion it seems unnecessary, and a bit annoying. Navigational templates are for navigating, not suggesting "maybe you ought to go here". But if you really like it feel free to revert it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:20 Sep 10, 2007

Re. Span tags and you

I don't know what's wrong with the signature, and I think my tags are closed--Sir Manforman 12:12, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hai!

How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:44, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Bot test successful. Every zig has been taken off. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:50 Sep 08, 2007

Oh noes!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:52, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Welcome

Threesome 03:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Threesome 03:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Threesome 03:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

How can someone like you endorse spoilers?

From reading your biography on your user page, I have concluded that you are a smart person who can write amusing stories. How, then, can you endorse such a tasteless, and even harmful form of idiocy as spoiling stories? This website would be so much better without them. Wouldn't you please try to convince your collegues of this?

1. The joke is it's a spoiler page, full of spoilers. While I don't like spoilers, going to the "spoiler" page in "Uncyclopedia" means you pretty much are gonna get what you expect.
2. Blanking pages is vandalism. Always. Sorry, but if you want to propose something, I'd suggest using the Talk Page, where you'll be completely ignored.
3. Snape kills Dumbledore.
4. And on a literary note, stories should be amusing throughout and not rely on one important plot twist. If a story crumbles after knowing just one plot twist, it's a pretty bad story.
5. Enjoy your infiniban. Sorry about that. If you want to discuss it, get on IRC. ChatZilla works nicely if you have Firefox. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:45 Sep 09, 2007

Me not being capable of writing amusing stories, I can't really comment here. However, I can be sure to let you know that the admins on IRC are usually kinder to people who don't come onto the chat and say "UNBAN ME NOW YOU FUCKERS!" As for blanking, that is a complete no-no. As for spoilers, a rule of thumb: if you don't want to be spoiled, stay away from the Internet. I personally am not a fan of blatant spoilers, but sometimes beating around the bush just isn't good enough. It is at these times when spoilers are used, and that's that. Nothing will change that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:51, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

I have every right to post spoilers, such as "Jake and Eddie die in The Dark Tower", or "The Auxillary Police force are the people killing everyone just to keep the village clean in Hott Fuzz", without getting banned. At least, I think I do. Don't ban me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:55, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Shame. Such a nice IP, too. I wonder if he actually read my entire userpage before posting. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:56 Sep 10, 2007

How do you mesage somebody on this thing????

How do you mesage somebody on this thing???? The King of Cody Whyoming 23:49, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Leetest Clanzor

You just did. Congrats. Stop adding MySpace pictures / links / vanity. Have a nice day. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:52 Sep 09, 2007

We send great tidings of thanks

Now we know how to take care of quick deletions. Thanks ever so!

Threesome 01:10, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

No problemo! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:11 Sep 10, 2007

Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

For nomming this and helping to touch it up, thanks, Dr. S! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:17, Sep 10, 2007

I feel almost useful. Also, you're welcome. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:17 Sep 10, 2007

Thank ya

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:48, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Whooeyy!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Hide

I don't how how it works, but it's somewhere hidden in the code of Template:UnMedia. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:39, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Re. I'm looking into my crystal ball...

I was trying to get it so you could enable the "mark as voted" thing on VFH but it isn't working and instead is coming up as Voted ✔ in green text, do you know how to fix that?--Sir Manforman 23:39, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, it works! That's what's supposed to happen. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:41, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it should say "mark as voted" next to each one, and by clicking on "mark as voted," it'll mark it as... voted. It's sort of like your own personal checklist. It doesn't vote for you, if that's what you're thinking. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:45 Sep 16, 2007

When I click the "green" Voted ✔ thing, it doesn't do anything. It doesn't say "mark as voted" anywhere.--Sir Manforman 00:50, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

The Green Voted ✔ thing is the "marked as voted". -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:53, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

It's marking up articles I never checked out though--Sir Manforman 00:57, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah! Now we're getting somewhere. Namely two blocks down past the grocer's. Two things: Are you using Firefox? If not, there's your problem right there. And if you are, clear your cookies. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:57 Sep 17, 2007

Internet Explorer--Sir Manforman 21:08, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

1. Internet Explorer blows.
2. From VFHS: "Want a feature that lets you mark the articles you're already voted on? Follow the instructions here to enable it (but only if you're using Firefox)."
3. Get Firefox! Don't let Microsoft take over! Every time you use a Microsoft product, Microsoft gets ownership of another hundred neurons in your brain. Trust me, it's in the fine print. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:40 Sep 17, 2007

I didn't realize Internet Explorer sucked so much. I'll have to look into getting Firefox. --Sir Manforman 23:04, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

subliminal!

{{{1|subliminal!}}}

Thank you Sir. I never knew that. / A hog staring at a wristwatch 05:57, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem at all. Although it's typically easier to learn things when one is looking away from one's wristwatch. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:22 Sep 22, 2007

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Thanks for the warning

I was wondering what was going on with image uploads today... I have to say that I am curious as well, are we going to have to re-upload the files that we uploaded today? or will they be fixed on the return of wikicities? thanks muchly for the help. :)

Also on another note: thanks for alerting me to the existance of QVFD I had no idea something of that sort existed, I thought only the slower version of VFD was the norm, alot like Wikipedia. I shall ensure to use it a little more often. ;) But I shall continue to make rounds V'ing whatever I can find that is rather worthless or just generally stupid. If you need my aid in any particular area for this, feel free to ask. I'm just doing it randomly at the second.

-St. Fenix 19:20, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I dunno about the re-uploading; I'm going to guess "yes," because they don't look like they've been uploaded in the first place, unfortunately. And please continue with the V'ing, there's a lot of crap around these parts. I just want to let you know that anything that's like one paragraph doesn't deserve a V, it deserves a QVFD. (Lookit the QVFD page for details about what to kill.) At any rate, V'd stuff will be deleted on the fourth, so it all goes to the same place anyway. Just letting ya know about the faster way. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:14 Sep 29, 2007

lol, good timing. :P

lol, you do know how to time yourself well comrade. ;) I just remembered that you are supposed to check the box, not leave it unchecked. :P However I didn't know about the Special pages, those I'm glad that you corrected for me. However would you know what the correct link is for one's own talk page? If you could tell me this, I would finally be in good shape. :)

St. Fenix^{(Usertalk:St. Fenix)} 22:35, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Give this a shot:

[[User:St. Fenix|<font color="#ff9500">St. Fenix</font>]] ([[User_talk:St. Fenix|talk]])

That ought to do you for now. Try to avoid the <sup> tags, as they break some rule or other. Basically the formatting works like this: [[Page you're linking to|Fancy stuff that shows up goes here]]. You can look at my sig if you really want to get confused. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:38 Sep 29, 2007

thanks Comrade, you have been a big help. :P But indeed, I can say it was your signature that reminded me that I needed to get my custom up again. :P Its been years since I last did it so I didn't mind the help. Feel free to keep going as you wish, you've helped me out plenty, but I'm sure there is quite a bit more then I shall get caught up on. :)

-St. Fenix (Talk) 22:52, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

One thing: Keep the <font> and </font> tags between the pipe and the second set of brackets. If I was to draw you a map with X marking the spot, it would look like this: [[ |X]].

Anyhow, have fun, and keep up the good work. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:54 Sep 29, 2007

Olipro

I don't know who this "olipro" person is, but I'm pretty sure I'm him. I'm pretty sure. I didn't check but I'm pretty sure. Fairly sure. --  Le Cejak • <-> 05:28, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

The point is, you can't have links from mainspace to your userpage unless you're Olipro. It's like. A law, or something, man! Like. Totally. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:43 Sep 30, 2007

Oh, you don't know! I'm just a bot programmed by Olipro to simulate humor. Therefore, according to my robot logic, I can do whatever I want and Olipro will get the blame. I'm pretty sure. Fairly sure.   Le Cejak • <-> 13:56, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Me sucky five dolla

Kip gives you a reward Thank you for voting me Whore of the Month. Of course, Ljlego got paid the Yoinxx. I guess that just makes me a slut.

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:27, Oct 1

ANOTHER AWARD FROM UNIDIOT!

The UnIdiot would like thank you for voting him as Article Narrator of the Month. Don't let him get too cocky though! You don't want him to start singing... Yes I know my templates suck, but they're better than ljlego's stupid generic ones! Thanks for voting! Drive safe!

Thank you! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:33, Oct 1

Where the HELL did you go?

I miss youz!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:43, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

LOL, SCHOOL. It sucks. I don't do anything much here other than random voting and QVFD'ing, and I don't really have the concentration to read / write an article because I'm too busy reading things about brain bits / writing things about drunk authors for schools. Wanders off to IRC anyway... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:56 Oct 06, 2007

Random voting, eh?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:21, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

So when you say "Where the HELL did you go? I miss youz!" what you really mean is "Where the HELL did you go? I've lost another person to whore to!" – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:22 Oct 07, 2007

No, no, no. I miss youz because your writing was so promising. You brought the votewhoring upon yourself.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:26, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

True, I did bring it upon myself. I've been writing for other purposes lately, so it's not like I've stopped, I've just aimed my humor in a different direction at the moment. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:31 Oct 07, 2007

Humor writing....for a girl? Implausible! You must write serious satire, heartwrenching drama, or gay poetry to even hope to get in a girl. Er, in with. Yeah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:34, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

PFP

You do realize that PFP is the equivilant of a featured article? What you just did is allowing an ongoing vote for an already featured picture. ~ 22:13, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Pardon me if I'm wrong, and in all likelihood I am, but I was very (98 and a half percent) sure that PFP existed (in theory) to give the admins an idea of how much to weight the pictures on the random picture template. Which is why on the front page you have the link "vote on this picture," which takes you to the corresponding PFP page, no? I've seen people vote on PFP's dozens of times... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:15 Oct 07, 2007

Ahemmm....you might be right, altough there's no such link on the front page, as far as I can see...~ 22:17, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah... you're right. Looks like it got removed recently. So you were right. And I was right. Everybody's happy now, right? PARTY! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:20 Oct 07, 2007

I'm getting too old for this partying stuff :) ~ 22:22, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

u welcomed me so fast

and became the easiest admin. to pester. wanna check out my two new articles and gimme pointers etc.? search "Third Life" and "What G.A.Y.?" if u have timez0r – Preceding unsigned comment added by Forcefieldmaker (talk • contribs)

Hello! I'm not an admin, and unfortunately you've caught me at a very bad time... this weird thing called "real life" (frankly, I don't believe it exists) has got me pinned down, and although I'd love to help I just don't have the time (or frame of mind) to. If you'd like a general opinion on your articles, pop on over to Pee Review, and don't forget to sign your posts on talk pages with four tildes ~~~~. One general piece of advice: Read HTBFANJS, it helps if you're just starting or even if you've been writing for awhile. If you've got any specific questions, though, feel free to ask. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:18 Oct 10, 2007

A poor attempt at whoring

But first: was it as good for you as it was for me? Making Money, I mean. A man could go mad, listening to his teeth...

Anyways, good Doctor, I thought I'd have a go at this "whoring" that seems so popular. I'm not doing a very good job at it, to be honest. I'm probably too polite. But anyway, I'm hoping that you'll think I've done a decent job with my article Shopping list, and will be moved to vote for it. That's about it really, tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:35, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

You know I'm busy if I haven't had the time to read a Terry Pratchett Discworld novel, so take the fact that I haven't even started Making Money as proof that I really do have too much to do. You're also the politest whore I've ever met. Keep that up, it makes people want to shoot you way less. Sadly I'm not in the frame of mind at all to enjoy an article, no matter how good it is, so I'm not voting on VFH for awhile. Good try though. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:21 Oct 10, 2007

UnDeR cOnStRuCtIoN

When the ICU tag is put on, does that mean the page is a piece of shit or that it has a chance... or both? --  Le Cejak • <-> 01:21, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

ICU means that the article is a piece of shit at that precise moment. Then every time you edit it a seven-day counter resets, so you've oodles of time for improvement. But why are you asking about ICU's? I put a WIP on yours to ensure it doesn't get QVFD'd, just to signal to RC patrollers "yes, I'm working on this!" – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:27 Oct 17, 2007

/me slaps forehead. Oh, dammit, that's right. Thanks for the explanation of that too, then, AND for putting it on my page. --  Le Cejak • <-> 01:42, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

No problemo! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:57 Oct 17, 2007