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Chapter Eleven The end times

Chapter Ten In which our hero builds bots • Another n00b enters the stage • Contests, hourly • The fine art of spamfiltering • Little orphan images • A lost connection • An alternative is presented • Trolling, How To • A conspiracy of signatures • Machines in the hands of idiots • Mistaken for a n00b, by a n00b • Guts, hating thereof • Button difficulties • An April 1st prank • "That time I got banned by an admin during my sojourn on another admin's talk page" • A miscount • Just punishment for the use of antiquated browsers • A fool's lament • The one-second window • Power, abuse of • A cry for HALP • The sunglasses ritual • People to ignore • A premonition • Eæster • Intensive care • Defrosting • Suspenders, sexiness of • Three thousand • The magician • A stuck-up conversation about elitism • A muddled vote • A whiny conversation about whining • Suddenly, parties • The party is stopped • The party resumes • A monumental mistake • Twelve proxies, no waiting • A Discworld discussion, brief • Protection en masse • Portals, thinking with • The broken box • Trolls trolling trolls trolling etc. • The un-return • A broken system

Chapter Nine Hourly writing contest • A mercy kill and a mercy move • The misinterpreted pinky • The final destruction of UnSkype • Community service and convenience stores • Gobshite • The Records of Amadeus Skullthumper • The legacy of Fnoodle lives on

Chapter Eight Dicks, lack thereof • Administrators Anonymous • In search of a missing user • Echoes of old • An unheard request • Survival • Mistaken for colonization • Putting the stamp on drama • Another apology, and romantic foreshadowing • The screams of Twitter

The Unarchived The plot behind UnSkype • The Great Talkpage Merge • The Undoing

Chapter Six No, of course it wasn't the end, you dipwads • FU SPANG • Frogs in hell • The doctor messes up again • Psychological thrillers • Yellow banners • Dollar signs, placement thereof • Hovercars and bribes • Penis! • Fnoodle returns • e|m|c goes missing • Flaming bags of feces • L • Turnips • The doctor messes with amphibians • A surprise feature, and inspiration • The doctor plots • "I'm not an admin" • "I am an admin" • Congratulations and sympathy • The plot thickens • Charitwo gives the finger • Ethine • A romp through Yahoo! Answers • Whining • Titanium Trousers and other defense • Encyclopedia Parodia • TKF and Skullthumper battle it out in a round of the world's worst acting • The final straw

Chapter Five In which our hero's talk page virginity is taken • Partially pregnant • The weaknesses of ninjas • Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance • A drug dealer on the doctor's talk page • Clever and innovative • Furbies, burning of • Nosy • XHTML fairies • A new sig is born and shot down • The doctor pisses off the entire site • The Great American Novel • "You've got the wrong doctor" • Zombiebaron makes a point • Creating a creature • Our hero is welcomed, again • "teh" and "the" • A survivor from the ICU • Enzo Aquarius can't spell • Fnoodle is never wrong • Starting the presses • The UnSignpost, issue #1 • Keen! • The ways of Wikia • Spang likes pi • Too Long; Didn't Read: The Movie • Jars of dirt, possession thereof • The return of Kip the Dip • Identity theft • The entire site pisses off the doctor • Advice from the most unlikely of sources • Better things to do • The End?

Chapter Four In which our hero sticks his finger in an electrical socket • Fat Americans • Zombiebaron, Jr. • Slightly drunk • Season's Greetings, part II • Running through the halls of Uncyclopedia • Mordillo is angered • A cryptic message • Knighthood • Finnius joins in the fray • If you give a doctor a cookie • A last-ditch attempt at passing first semester classes • A heart in the wrong place • Asses on fire • Slightly off • Rivalry • The doctor drifts away • Lent • The massive return • Greetings from Texas • The evolution of hole punching and other stupid ideas • Invasion of the robots • Signatures once again • And again • My Mother the Car • The doctor sets a trend • Promotion

Chapter Three In which our hero runs a red light • Skateboarding • Mysterious maths of VFH • Time travel • A very brief discussion on being an administrator • The laziness of admins • Captain Random • The tragedy of Nerd42 • A suspicious noob • Signatures, part sixteen and a half • Ljlego returns • An apology • Fighting vandalism without admins • Dead baby jokes, originality thereof • Cajek bursts in unexpectedly • The Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • The other doctor • "Jesus didn't have a talkpage" • How to become an administrator in one easy step • Homosexuality • More of the Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • Season's Greetings, part I • Dr. Skullthumper is no asshat • Banned!

Chapter Two In which our hero discusses Terry Pratchett • Communism strikes • An accidental revert • Thanked for peeing • A grateful gobshite • Sorts of things you shan't do to children • The matter of signatures returns • Penis removal • Crime and Cajek • Span tags • Robots and javascript • A literary debate concluded with a ban • A user questions the communications system • The wondrous lands of QVFD • The metaphorical wall • Psychic powers, crystal balls, and the Firefox debate • Welcomed into UnNews • The sixty-eighth reason why Wikia sucks • Signatures return for an encore • Olipro • A whore • A noob • A template that, while not top-quality, is better than Ljlego's • Mysterious disappearance • A discussion on the word "previously" • Confused for an administrator • A noob whore • Under construction • Mozart will be Bach

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Welcome!

Hello, Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Dear Dr. Skullthumper

You're exceptionally good for someone who's only been here for barely 2 days. Kitchen sink is already one of my personal favorites. You sure you only joined this site yesterday? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:19, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment! I've only started editing yesterday, but I've been reading various articles for awhile. Kitchen sink is my first one. Actually I write for a hobby, but it's gone too serious lately, and I decided to hang around here for awhile to get my sense of humor or humour or whatever it is back. Again thank you! (Suddenly realizes he needs a sig:) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 21:34, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

I've nommed you for Noob of the Month. Go check it out. And this is a good award, by the way. If you're looking for something not-so-good, try UGotM.

Oh, and GREAT job on Kitchen sink. And congrats on the feature. --Andorin Kato 02:54, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I am honored to be nominated n00b of the month, but I agree with Thekillerfroggy on this one. I've got time next month, and Ξ... I mean, ₢, er, that is, Я... wait... Э... oof... ۞... yes, that's it, ۞ doesn't. (Damn, that username's hard to pronounce.) And thanks muchly for the compliment! It was quite the shock to see it featured. It almost gives me a false sense of accomplishment. Now for the bit where everyone discovers I can't actually do anything better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 04:08, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

PLS

I highly recommend that you consider writing for this. You'd be a sure shot for Best Noob. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:15, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps if I am suddenly inspired I will give it a shot soon. Thanks for showing me! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 04:28, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy/Pillow fighting

I have no doubt in your writing skills, especially pertaining to this type of article, so I am calling out to you a request to help me write this. I've written most of it, but I can't quite figure out how to end/write some sections, particularly the part about the Pro-Pillow fighting and Reaction. Any other things you could fix up or add would be great too. When it's finished I plan on putting this up on VFH, and if you add to it I'll mark it as a collaboration. Thanks :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:52, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

You are good with linking

Thekillerfroggy thinks you are a god of linking. Accept this blue template.

"Michael is like Mozart and I'm like... Mozart's friend. No, wait, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like... Mozart. If you mess with Mozart, you get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy!"

~~ Dwight Schrute, The Office

So yeah. You're adopted. Keep doing what you do, which is writing good. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey hey!

Welcome to Hall of Shame. TKF already added your name to this list of good writers. Congratulations.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:46, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! It just goes to prove I get dangerously bored over the summer. My next aim is to become Noob of the Month, but I dunno... the competition is fierce this July... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 17:02, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes it is. I'm tempted to nominate Rcmurphy, just to see what happens.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:03, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Probably death, or worse... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 17:08, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hooray, you're adopted

Your first act as my adoptee is to read HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, then vote on it accordingly on VFH. Good day (or night, as it may be. Midnight is such an odd hour, no?) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Way to kill me. Shows how much you care. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 05:16, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thankee

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)! Oh, those Russians...

ICUs

Hi Skullthumper - I've just been doing the ICUs for last week and I noticed you've been putting them on some articles that are too old. No harm done - just remember that ICU is only for articles under a week old - for all the other rubbish use VFD please. Thank you! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:18, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't know. Thanks for telling me! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 15:46, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Glad to help

I wish you the best with your Ode to Monotony - and, as you so sagely noticed, "Litefantastic" (the Wikipedia username from which my UN username is derived) is indeed a nod to Terry Pratchett. Kudos on being the first to notice. -Tritefantastic 01:13, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Flash

02:17, 07 August 2007

Thank'ee

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Quoticide

Yeah, when you do that, could you please check the "minor edit" thingamajig? It'll make it easier to go through recent changes and get rid of all of the edits. Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:05, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Heheh. Whoops. No problem. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 21:06, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Can you be careful with your "quoticide"....its about removing non-relevant quotes rather than just removing all that you see. As an example, I've carefully added a lot of Noel Coward quotes to articles, usually removing a pointless, unfunny Oscar Wilde one in the process. Don't just delete. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Also, see that you don't damage the article itself as you did on Dinosaurs. ~ 23:06, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, all right. I'm done with this kind of thing for now. It's best handled by people that know what they're doing. I apologize for the inconvenience, and, for that matter, the stupidity. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 15:33, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

No worries, it's all /me looks around quickly LJLEGOS fault anyhow! ~ 15:38, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

I like that little quoticide subpage thing you had though. Keep it around, I'll use it to purge shit-for-quotes whenever I get the chance :) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:04, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Sure, it's still at User:Dr. Skullthumper/Quoticide. Glad I didn't screw up totally. I'm sticking with recent changes & template purging for now. :) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024 22:07, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Template purging is always good :D -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:10, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Signature test!

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:26 Dec 08, 2024

Damn! Again! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:23 Aug 16, 2007

I win! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:23 Aug 16, 2007

You are a genius. 22:32 August 16, 2007

Spang is more of a genius. Although for some reason I can't get that to work. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:10 Aug 16, 2007

Let's try it a different way. {{{{{1}}}}}

No, that fails. Does this fail? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:57 Aug 16, 2007

Oho! It only fails when you specify the parameter. Thingy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:00 Aug 16, 2007

Double Redirects

Just so you know, you've created a few. You may wanna fix them, cause they can be kinda annoying, but if you're moving 42 back into mainspace soon, then don't bother. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:39, Aug 19, 2007

I thought I might have, but it's only a temporary move, just to prevent it from instant death. In fact I might be moving it back within a very short space of time, now that it's long enough to slap a {{construction}} on and have it mean something. (If I was planning to move it long-term I'd have fixed the DRs up already.) Thanks for letting me know! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:12 Aug 19, 2007

Welcome message

Thanks for your kind words of welcome. I improved on them a bit, and now I feel even more welcome.

Sincerely, --GodShapedBullet 02:30, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Your Positive Vote for Meh ADHD Article Is Appreciated...

Take this poorly-crafted fecal work as a sign of gratitude...--Flipwits