User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 1
Welcome![edit source]
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Kaizer the Bjorn takkun 
(nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:54, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Bastard[edit source]
You fucking bastard! You finally joined.--Moneke 07:01, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Adoption?[edit source]
Come back to user talk:Cajek#Hi, and see! I would love to adopt you, but I need to see if you'll stay for a while first. • <-> Jan 12 (01:21)
'Lo[edit source]
I moved your thank you template into your own space. You can use it like this: {{User:DJ Irreverent/DJthnx4voting}}. Generally speaking we only put templates for the general use if they're intended...well...for the general use :). Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my BATHING SUIT AREA? 07:41, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for the vote[edit source]
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GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop. |
Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?
15:09, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
Thank you for your indulgence[edit source]
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On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish |
Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:14, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
THANK![edit source]
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CONGRATULATIONS! |
Thanks for votinging! ing! --THE 18:40, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Fat Americans[edit source]
Thanks for the vote (even though it was an against vote). I took your issues into consideration and I attempted to remove the rants. Hopefully it's better now, so would you reconsider your vote? Thanks -- 22:59, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
Congrats![edit source]
Congrats on winning an award that I should have won, but if anyone should have won that in place of my tiny-bit-too-old self, it should have been yew :P Ywv done a great job, and it looks like ywr about to win PLS n00b aswell :P congrats! ywr a great article writer. --~Fag x FS 09:05, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Forum[edit source]
Why'd you delete my comment from the forum? Did I offend you with the LOL link? If so, I'm deeply sorry. : ( -- Kippy the Elf 
Talk Works ☃ 06:30, Feb. 2, 2008
THINKER Loves You[edit source]
Hello Mr. DJ. Last night a DJ saved my life, but I don't think it was you. You don't know CPR do you? Neither did he..
Anyway, thank you for your support in the Writer of the Year competition. Your many, many 'A's were a battle cry to the world, screaming "HEY! This is tough, but as you see these in the Thinker category, you know who my vote is for!" From the bottom of my coalmining, oil-rich heart, I say, thanks be to you. --THINKER 18:35, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Frankly my dear...[edit source]
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Prettiestpretty thanks you for sucking-it-in and voting for UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind. |
Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:45, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
EPIC FAIL![edit source]
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| You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH. | |
| Due to the nature of the article, your thanks | |
| template has been stolen from the template | |
| that tells people a user has been infinibanned. | |
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Also...[edit source]
Thanks for the NotM thing! it may be unofficial but I'm honoured nonetheless ^_^ --~Fag x FS 13:37, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
Collabattack![edit source]
Ahoy! How'd yew like to make a collaborative article with me? As fellow noobs I feel we'd make a great team, but, more importantly, a great article :P We could do User:Fag/Why?:Disprove Your Own Existence, as Hindleyite seems not to be up to it, or of course yew could come up with an idea of ywr own if yew want. What do yew say? ^_^ -~Fag x FS 10:18, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
- I think I'd prefer to do Existence, seeing as ywv done so much on Charles III :P I can't quite think of how to start it, do yew have any ideas yew wanna lay on me? lol -(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!
11:19, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, I reckon it would be better as a Why?: article, 'cos it could "convince" the "reader" why exactly one would do that. Could it be because ywr existence isn't worth anything? Could it be a party trick? etc. :P I'm hoping to make it vaguely random and very eccentric. :P --(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 12:39, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, I reckon it would be better as a Why?: article, 'cos it could "convince" the "reader" why exactly one would do that. Could it be because ywr existence isn't worth anything? Could it be a party trick? etc. :P I'm hoping to make it vaguely random and very eccentric. :P --(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!
Adoption?![edit source]
Great! I always wanted something to abuse! I'll get back to you in a few hours on this and let you know yay or nay. --EMC [TALK] 14:47, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry for the late response. Hours turns into days, apparently. Anyways, I don't see why not. --EMC [TALK] 23:15, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
No worries, mate[edit source]
It's just good to be adding one of my pikchers to a funny page, especially one that's going to be viewed by lots of people, and speaking of which, I'll get around to voting for Uncyclopedia Health Service asap...And yes, I am a genius, but I'm the only one who knows that so, Shhh.
P.S: If there's anything you need done to the image, don't be afraid to ask. --Sir Seeker 
(Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:03, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Re: Skin[edit source]
The article is America, and the deadline is July 4th. The theme is preferably up in the air, but in keeping with the article's theme. You're probably going to have to read it. Yeah, other than that, just let me know any help you'll need and it's done. Cheerio-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:58, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Prizes!!![edit source]
...I has them! or it, or whatever. All I need is an address to post to - in the physical bricks and mortar sense. Or ice blocks, if that's more your style. Anyway, as I was saying... address. Please mail at sannse@gmail.com and prize sort of things will be winging your way -- sannse (talk) 19:53, 12 February 2008 (UTC) (p.s. if you are worried I might be stalking you, see the wikia:staff page for my credentials. Or just wait, and I'll get your address from Olipro)
Your sig[edit source]
Is broken. I quarantined the offending bit, as I don't have time right now to figure it out. It's probably best for you to go on IRC and ask around for sig related help. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:07, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Rough Pubs[edit source]
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Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno |
Your sig[edit source]
You're not signing with 4 tidles. To fix this, insert the following code in your preferences where it says "Nickname": {{SUBST:nosubst|User:DJ Irreverent/sig}}. Now on, clicking the sig button or typing 4 tidles will produce your custom sig.-- 14:46, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Check the raw signatures box Here to unfailurize your sig.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:40, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Was it you on IRC...[edit source]
...who asked for this? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
Image Request[edit source]
I didified you an image on the image request page. Any good? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:22, Feb 26
Thanks![edit source]
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OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue. |
• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:39, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
Charles Lindbergh[edit source]
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Lucky Lindy presents you with this Charles Lindbergh Signature Aerial Atlantic Aviator Watch (estimated value: $4 Civil War bucks) Thanks for voting for Charles Lindbergh over at that crazy VFH thing. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:00 Feb 28
No worries[edit source]
It's been agreed on that we'll feature it the regular way and then unearth it for the July 4th reskin. You still have time. And anyway, it would be no biggie if you didn't. I should be more responsible for my own situation anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:42, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
LOLZORZ for Gobshite[edit source]
You know you want to. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:04, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Olympic Guide[edit source]
Your Olympic Guide is hilarious. I am in the process of translating the thing to German (well, pidgin-German of course). In the German Uncyclopedia, however, we have to adhere to stricter German copyright regulations. This applies particularly to pictures and trademarks. There is no such thing as "fair use", unfortunately. Could you let me know which of the graphics in the article are PD/CC and which are not? I have to look for replacements then. Thanks, and three cheers for the article. NaturalBornKieler 17:41, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks, I completed the translation now. In this case, transferring the fun to another language was rather easy - I could make use of an automatic translation software for a change. I made some slight adjustments, and the results are at least as funny as your original, or so I declare ... I had to use other pictures, but I think it worked fine. I added an interwiki to your article and vice versa. Ahoy! NaturalBornKieler 09:57, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
Gifts[edit source]
I give you strawberry cheesecake
--iViking 15:47, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
Belated Thanks![edit source]
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After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. |
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Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
Unfortunate news[edit source]
Due to your second plagiarized UnNews article, I have placed you under restriction in Flammable's Office. Please read over your restrictions before contributing further. Any problems with this feel free to take it up with me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:47, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Well, there's no need for a ban, as of yet. If you want a ban for personal reasons, you may certainly have one, but as long as you follow this restriction then there's no need for further action.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 11:04, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
MEH[edit source]
Thankies[edit source]
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Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again! |
Thanks for the nom and the vote! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:39, Mar 21