User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 1

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Welcome![edit source]

Hello, DJ Irreverent, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:DJ Irreverent/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:54, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Bastard[edit source]

You fucking bastard! You finally joined.--Moneke 07:01, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Adoption?[edit source]

Come back to user talk:Cajek#Hi, and see! I would love to adopt you, but I need to see if you'll stay for a while first.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 12 (01:21)

'Lo[edit source]

I moved your thank you template into your own space. You can use it like this: {{User:DJ Irreverent/DJthnx4voting}}. Generally speaking we only put templates for the general use if they're intended...well...for the general use :). Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my TITTIES? 07:41, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit source]

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Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us.png 15:09, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your indulgence[edit source]