User:Fenris2010/Thunderbolts*
 | If you are not Fenris2010 (me), do not edit this page unless I say you can. |
“What does the * stand for?”
“It's a trap!”
“Get out, Admiral Ackbar! This is Marvel, not Star Wars!”
Thunderbolts* is a film collaboration between Donald Trump, Walt Disney, and Stan Lee. It is a movie set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe about a group of reformed anti-heroes and villains. It was made in the nationalistic country ruled by Donald Trump by Disney. It is also the only modern movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that's actually good. I mean, look at the recent ones: one about a guy with ant super powers going to a realm dedicated entirely to quantum physics[1],one about a girl dedicated to a black cat fighting a fish-guy with wings on his feet [2], and one about a winged Captain America fighting a ripoff of Hulk[3].
The main characters of Thunderbolts* are Yelena Belova, Alexei Shostokav/Captain Communist, Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier, Ava Starr/Ghost, a wannabe Captain America[4], and Bob[5].
Plot[edit | edit source]
The movie starts with Yelena Belova giving a monologue to a tied-up scientist on how her job of killing people is boring. She then kills the scientist anyway, leaves the building, and blows it up. On her comms, she tells her boss Valentina Allegra de Fontaine about the completed job.
Her boss sends Yelena Belova, Ghost, John Walker a.k.a. Ripoff of Captain America, and a female assassin known as Taskmaster into a facility, without having any of them know about the other to going to the facility. She assigns to each of them one of the other people to track down and says the person they're hunting is a thief. In reality, Valentina wants each of them to kill the other so there are no witnesses to what jobs she had sent them to do in the past. And just in case they don't end up taking out each other, Valentina has a backup plan: a giant incinerator in the facility.
“She's devious...”
“You think?”
Ghost kills Taskmaster and Yelena is about to kill Ghost, but they (eventually) figure out that Valentina wants each of them dead. During the chaos that happened earlier, they accidentally released a guy named Bob[6] from a pod keeping him in suspended animation.
