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Here is original artwork by Stan Lee (while on drugs, quality drugs) left over from the garage sale. Store it in the attic and it will increase in value. Thanks for your vote! Al en'chainy 23:39 28 3 mmx

Since whoring is permitted on Vote for Good noms, come on by if you have a minute and vote for a little something called "Talk:Gay Jesus". Could be the first talk page to receive a Good, history in the making. Also consider "Sideboob" while you're at it, but I realize you already consider sideboob, so no problem there. Peacebyhubbard 22:18 22 3 mmx

Nach voted and put the Talk page over the top. The first talk page to be voted Good on Vote For Good. History has seen few events as traumatic, as full of religious fervor, or as loose with the giblets of the brain as this vote today. My congratulations, sir, on such an accomplishment taking place on your watch. Peacebyhubbard 2:38 23 3 2mx
Thanks for the whoring! I'm totally distracted.......I'll hop over to VFG soon. Brain burning......--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  16:03, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Brain burn? Put that out with Brain Fizz, the soft drink built from scratch by Jet Packers. More news. I've put Talk:Gay Jesus on the 100 In-Jokes of all time page, somewhere in the 70s or 80s (87?) The legend continues. Peacebyicke 18:50 23 3 2mx

At least give us a sign[edit]

Doc, at least give us a sign that you're ok, either from this side or from the afterlife. We all miss you, and some Uncyclopedians have been holding a nightly vigil at Peacebyjesus's house (he is now an admin here, and has pretty much replaced Mordillo--who is busy feeding a new mouth he and his wife grew--as our decider) to pray for or gamble on your safe return. You left us at Easter, which doesn't bold well for you but gives some credence to peacebj's ability to give good curse (just kidding bro, I'll be by the vigil tonight with the Jesus brownies you requested). So let us in on your state of being, or non-state of being, by giving us some kind of sign. Al sans chains 12:02 18 4 the year of our lord (see, pby, see, I remembered) MMX

Hey, I'm on the latest Uncyc FB page! I've actually been a little busy doing some cyber battling (troll/anti-troll) with the creeps from Yahoo Finance and just taking a break from article birthing for a wee bit. I have an article on health Care Reform half written and collecting dust as a result. Plus, there's having to take job hunting much more seriously now. That's a depressing thought since even the dehumanizing production jobs I've worked my entire life are few. Then there's getting my ass to the gym to shed the winter weight I picked up. Nothing like an hour on the treadmill to appraise myself of how scorched my lungs are from excessive pot smoking. Then there's fantasy baseball.......I know, the British find baseball to be extremely boring but I get all obsessive compulsive when I'm gaming against my disc golf friends for the title of fantasy baseball guru who's knowledge of the sport is unparalleled.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:18, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
PRAISE JESUS!!!! A sign!!! Really have to go, so good to know you're still among the living. I don't know what FB is, and don't want to know, it sounds creepy. See ya on the half-court. Al sans chains 12:36 18 4
p.s. that vid has given me the biggest laugh of the weekend! Thanks.

kite article[edit]

Yeah, I wanted to add an image or two, take out the clip art if I can find something better. User:Mrthejazz/sig 14:15, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry about it, whatever makes it better. I've actually done wholesale revisions to an article on VFH in order to get it passed after getting some no votes and negative feedback - mostly when I was fairly new. Youth went down like that. I had a zillion images in it at first.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:21, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.

Fantasy Football 2010[edit]

It's back! Go here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:44, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

You thought I forgot?[edit]

Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:55, 1 July 2010

Remember Back in March When You Posted That Yes Video to My Talkpage When You Were Wasted?[edit]

And I said that I wasn't really a Yes fan? Well, I've since become a Yes fan. Scrolling up my talkpage and seeing that video about five minutes ago made me think of all this. So yeah. Just thought you should know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:41, July 26, 2010 (UTC)


Though before I said that only Brad and myself could autodraft, feel free to as well, as, like I said on Phraser's talk page, you're fair, football-savvy and always here. So, like I said, feel free, especially in the name of getting this show on the road. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:16, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I did miss that instruction! Of course, I'm an impatient ass and I thought to myself "If this isn't kosher it can always get fixed" ;-) --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  06:24, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of the draft, you're up. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:00, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

YAY!!!!!!10 minutes of excitement!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:08, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

And by the way, not a bad backup plan at all. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:04, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
w00t! You get to choose again. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:17, August 9, 2010 (UTC)


Your turn agains!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Aug 2010 ~ 20:43 (UTC)


I am eternally grateful! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:29, 10 August 2010


It's your turn to draft and I just noticed nobody bothered to tell you. How disappointing.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:31, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

I blame Guildy. He told me you weren't going to pick, so I just told him. However, I apologize. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:51, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
Also, people with pictures in their sigs look stupid on your page. Like me. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:53, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
All part of my devious plot to do some unknown sinister thing! Yeah, I just checked-in and saw that I was up so, no harm no foul. Magical timing ;-) --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  21:56, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Your turn agains!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Aug 2010 ~ 20:43 (UTC)

One. More. Time!!! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:30, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

A needle pulling thread[edit]

One. More. Time!!! Agains!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 05:48 (UTC)
Sorry, I had to autopick for you, per the 24 hour rule and my anal-retentiveness. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:57, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I got slammed with some serious work hours. In fact, I have no time to see what you even picked for me. Gotta get back to job #2 now........--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  06:29, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Whelp, good to see you've got plenty of work, at least. Also, you got the New York Giants Defense.

I made the league[edit]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:40, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Your 10 minutes of fame are back.[edit]

Pick someone awesome!!! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:55, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

You're up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:10, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
Pick me baby one more time! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:29, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Drat, er, DRAFT!!![edit]

Again.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  26 Aug 2010 ~ 00:55 (UTC)

Round 13, and You Are Up!!!! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:07, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
Finish Him (i.e. the draft(i.e. a kicker.)) Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:46, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

Take Your Son to Work Day[edit]

I've been mulling the article over for a few days. Basically my impressions are these: 1) I like this article, like, a ton. It's clever, esoteric, and a bit sacrilegious all at once. This is easily one of my favorites of yours. 2) This is a very difficult article to review. There's a lot I want to say and comment on, but I don't know where to start, plus "grading" you on things like prose/format and images is damn nigh impossible given the nature of the article. Because of these two general impressions I've mine, I've decided I'm just going to go nominate it for VFH. Hopefully that doesn't seem like too much of a cop out on my part. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:25, August 26, 2010 (UTC)


Because of the way your upcoming featured is made, I had to put page one in 250px size to be placed on the front page. If you'd like something else, can you chop another (bigger?) version of it that I can display in that resoultion? Let me know will ya? Cheers. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:36, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

THIS IS A DANCE!!!![edit]

Yes, yes it is.


How cool is that? --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 19:17, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Combined with a grue doing the monkey in your sig, it's awesome. --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:30, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

6th Seed[edit]

Yeah, all my playoff hopes pretty much rest on you (fucking Jeff Reed can't fucking make a fucking goddamn kick I could fucking make kafjadsf;fk), unless of course Woody's team loses in back-to-back weeks, which could actually happen too. Basically, I think playing Pats guys vs. Detroit is a hell of a lot better than playing Niners guys, regardless of what the matchup is. So basically play the Pats guys. Plus the Lions do have a pretty decent offense, meaning they'll never be entirely out of it, which should mean lots of playtime for the two W's, Welker and Woodhead. Good luck and God speed you, sir. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:30, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, the top two seeds get a bye the first week of the playoffs, so I couldn't knock Cheddar out right off the bat, regardless of how much I'd like to. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:31, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
I just made some moves. It looks like Stewart is coming back from a concussion this week so Goodson (Carolina @ Cleveland) looks like a bad bet. I swapped him for Morris (RB-Detroit) because the backfield is empty and he catches passes too. The Pats have been known to give up some points. So that leaves my initial benching of Welker for Crabtree in question. I think you're right though. My thinking is that I can only expect maybe 10-12 points best case scenario from Crabtree and I know I can get at least 5 out of Welker minimum and potentially 15. So, I'm not gambling too much by keeping Welker. Crap, that's 3 people playing Thursday. Oh well, you have to play the hand you're dealt.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:47, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
PS, I did notice the playoff set-up after I already put my foot in my mouth. Doh. Anyways, Cheddar's road to the finals will still have to go through you - after you've conveniently disposed of the 3rd seed (assuming it's not me ;-). Everything is pretty much getting sealed this weekend as there's only one significant matchup in week 13 (Dudes vs Dc Slurs which will just effect seeding). I can still jump into the second seed with Boomer and DC Slur losses + taking The Dudes by points overall. You still have a chance of getting the 5th seed and booting DC into the 6th seed if he finishes off losing to both Cheddar and the Dudes. It would be by points and you're close enough to do it.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:16, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Your 6th place template[edit]

Congrats on a really solid regular season, even if your postseason didn't turn out nearly as well. Here is your template:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:21, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

When the duck are you coming back?[edit]

If ever, although I know you've come less and less. Someday, return for a visit or two, and write a few more gems to leave at the side of the hut. Did you get caught up in facebook and never emerged? Nachlader left too, for the most part. Are you two roomates now? Does he do your hair, and you his? The days of Gay Jesus seem so far in the distance now, and the young boy has been blowing Jesus constantly since you left. He shall continues, apparantly, in his mechanical motion, and will do so until you return. Aleister 23:38 30-3-'11

Seconded. If you are away for the money like The Great Dame...UnShame on you. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:28, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Hey folks, I'm still kicking around. I have a few projects stalled but I'm not sure when I'll be in the right frame of mind to complete them. I ventured off into playing triplea online after getting bored with trashing the AI on freeciv. *yawn*. Still waste tons of time on FB. I got promoted at FedEx so the money situation is getting better but I'm still stuck at home, trying to save $$, while I rebuild my "empire". Believe it or not I can actually pee in a cup, if I had to, and be squeaky clean. That's coming from someone whose been permastoned since my teen years. Pretty sad. Bored bored bored.....but I still don't feel like writing right now. this current malaise. I did make my first youtube video, something besides a song with nothing more than a single picture. Not exactly rocket science, only took me a few hours.

Weeeee! I have another similar project that I wanted to be a bit more extra bitchin' about but I only have iMovie. I can't even stretch a clip to make the motions of people line up to a beat without searching for something that perfectly fits. It sucks for tediously editing together small clips. Just won't work. I need a $10K professional editing suite, apparently. Booooooo. Bored bored bored bored......--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:51, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Just wanted to say hi. LOL  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:07, 9 May 2011
Hi Zana! I dedicate Bloody Flying Monkey Fist to you :)

I downloaded the latest version of Audacity, which is better than the pay software (Soundedit) I used to use at KFJC back in the 90's. Absolutely awesome freeware. Hack and slash audio is more my forte anyway. I have some good projects moving on that right now. Will share when I'm done with NAKED JESUS --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  10:30, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I'm not really sure how to take your 'dedication.' I guess I'll go fuck off now.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:04, 9 May 2011

Look What I Made Mommy![edit]

Kudos if you can go 3-3 on sample identification - for the music only. One is given away at the end, one is pretty obvious but the third is a little more tricky for anyone much younger than me.

Fantasy Football 2011[edit]

It's back. Go here and sign up.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:03, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

You are pick.[edit]

And Roy Helu is still on the board!!! Make it happen man! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:37, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Also, Cheddar is behind you, and given how much of an Eagles homer he is, I'm pretty sure you should select Vick, and just have him trade you his first three choices for him after the draft. In all honesty, he might just go for it. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:39, August 6, 2011 (UTC)
You're up again. And I saw that Woody. CheddarBBQ+Talk=YUMYUM 16:31,9August,2011

Your turn again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:56, August 12, 2011 (UTC)

And again. CheddarBBQ+Talk=YUMYUM 16:33,14August,2011
And once more. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:42, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
NOW GOGOGOGO CheddarBBQ+Talk=YUMYUM 00:53,18August,2011
Yet again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:39, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Happy fun pick time!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:35, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

We shot the hole-in-one, but you were the caddy![edit]

It appears that you voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. Myself and Matthew Snowman would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for carrying the club all the way to the front page. Hope your career as a caddy is long and prosperous. Thanks again. --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:02, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Draft (again)[edit]

You're up (again). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:25, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, dude. The Patriot D had already been picked. SOMEONE didn't mark them off this list (he who must not be named is my vote).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:33, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

You're up. Autopick a WR for Cheddar too. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:51, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

You're up again after 100 million autopicks.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:57, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
Up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:57, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
Your turn to pick the autopicks.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:43, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Are you back?[edit]

Would be great to see more of your pages. Abscence makes the heart grow fodder, or something. I'm back once a week or so, so I don't know if you have new pages or not. Please have some. Aleister 17:31 7-9-'11

Latest bun out of the oven is A Message From Glenn Beck, kind of a challenge to make some ghastly graphics somehow funny.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:34, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

But really[edit]

Wanna get on IRC okay? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:36, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Not happening tonight. I'm fixated on our silly American football draft and, assuming Shabba Dabba Doo picks soon, I'll be retiring for the evening after I autopick Neox. Look, I'm happy with calling it even right here and just moving on. No more VFH drama, no more paybacks. I've pretty much said my peace. I'm very aware of my personal flaws - it just didn't seem like you were. You can always privately e-mail me any time if you really want to talk. It's not like I'm a total bastard and will share anything you write. Go ahead and rip me a new one, get it off your chest. If that's what it takes, do it.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  20:47, September 6, 2011 (UTC) <---wtf is with my talk page anyway?
I totally fixed your talkpage, DrStrange. It was an unclosed <youtube>. Figures, huh? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:57, 6 September 2011
Bloody youtube... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:58, 6 September 2011
If that's enough for you then that's all good for me. I'm just a talky guy though, I guess. But yeah awesome. Woooo we're even! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:01, September 7, 2011 (UTC)


Just in time! --ShabiDOO 21:38, September 6, 2011 (UTC)


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⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 11:36, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey man[edit]

I'd be happy to nom your article in a couple minutes. But before I do, could you tell me what you think of what I did to the top portion? In a somewhat related issue, I've also come up with this little thingy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:16, 15 September 2011

It's all going to be up to the use of clever alternative terminology to "sanitize" abortion for it to have the desired effect. Use footnotes. Example: "cmon! even farmer Brown knows when to toss that bag full of unwanted kittens into a bucket filled with water!" The biggest difficulty will be separating your emotions on the issue from the humor. I'll try to give you some suggestions as you go along.
I do like the fix on the large font for Glenn Beck, I was basically trying to do the same thing myself but I didn't know how to code it properly. So, I just gave up lol.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:34, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

A Message From Glenn Beck[edit]

Right, so I figured I'd ask - just what were you trying to do with the title? Looking at in IE, the spacing at least looks fairly decent, but what I can't figure out is why. Were you after a particular effect, or some such? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:51, 21 September 2011

Beck is a gigantic pompous ass, so his "message" starts with a gigantic, pompous header and publicity shot. It's not rocket science. Still, a week has gone by and only 6 total votes on it? I'm shocked. It's unprecedented for anything I've ever done here.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  04:45, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
And....before I forget, it's imperative that the abortion graphics appear as late in the article as possible. That's a dual purpose - one is obvious and the other is the fact that these political rants always build toward a call to action that is....well..... disgusting.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  06:19, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
Hmm... I guess the intent doesn't really work for me, either. Oh well. At least there is a reason, though you may want to put more tweaks to it... I'd give it a shot myself, but I still don't entirely understand. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:44, 25 September 2011
I think the wholesale abstaining speaks for itself. The community doesn't find the content feature worthy, so formatting tweaks are irrelevant. If I simply erased the bold header and shrunk the photo would you suddenly vote Symbol for vote.svg For.? I highly doubt that so I find the motivation for this discussion curious - you seem to be more interested in validating yourself than pushing a borderline article into the net. I would have received a lot of direct, overt "change this and I'll either vote for or erase my against" style feedback for an article that's otherwise feature worthy but merely has a formatting problem. That's clearly not the case here.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  07:12, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
This has nothing to do with voting; regardless of whether or not something goes on the main page it can at least look as intended, no? But if you feel otherwise, then no matter. No need to make this personal. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:35, 25 September 2011
I think the intent and effect was very very very clearly defined. Since the coding is apparently too difficult/challenging for a simple, large font header with a picture next to it, I'll go with Hypes advice to simply create a "banner" (as I call it) with my graphic editor - at some later date when I have nothing else to do. Thanks for the help.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  09:26, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

About Me: Look, I'm a middle aged man. I'm a think-too-much kind of guy who leans toward the controversial and making subtle to not-so-subtle statements in my writing. That's not a plus here, that's a handicap. Basic, gangly irreverence is not my bag. Someone who would be my antithesis would be Cap'n Ben. I look at his articles and mostly want to vomit. I just don't get it. His articles are beloved here and obviously the problem is me, not him. Learning to "fit-in" here is a challenge for me but I don't see it as having to dumb myself down for the little people. I see it as a learning experience with escaping my esoteric and eclectic world and joining the masses in universal laughter. It's been awhile since I was active here and getting back into the groove will take a little time - I've ventured off into far more serious writing the last couple of years. There will be some decompression. I've got a PLS in the works that's far more cohesive to the Uncyclopedia idiom. So, Glenn Beck is history and it's time to move on with rejoining the human race.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  07:55, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Sure you can proofread my article feel free to even change a couple parts of it too.UNmarine777 01:04, October 2, 2011 (UTC)



Just felt like dropping in. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 18:29

I see you've adopted a noob! Hopefully we can whip that boy into shape. He gets an A for effort. BTW, I'm officially a total whore now and want votes on you-know-what which I had previously left for dead but still seems to be kicking. Feel free to drop by either way, any time. It's bluish but not always cool and calm here - perfect for observing train wrecks and car accidents as they unfold.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:51, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Your speech leads me to believe you're perhaps the sidekick of Aleister. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 23:03
I'm definitely Batman --DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  23:31, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
You're Batman? Good...that means I get to be the joker. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 October 2011, at 23:54
Only Cesar Romero's Joker will be acceptable - Heath Ledger is not allowed!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  08:36, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

I know you?[edit]

You were on my watchlist and active so hello. Just wondering whether I'm still all that funny, is this any good now that I edited it down? User:Nikau/Australian electoral system By the way, your PLS article was a great laugh. --Nikau 05:59, October 3, 2011 (UTC)