User:Argon8

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This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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This space for rent.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's easy to be brave from a safe distance. Help!
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue

-infested pit we call The Abyss

more than once.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user's IQ is over 9000.
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.


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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a mutant.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
PIELAND
This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)
PIELAND
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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This user is the random fake coffee that ate their Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) inside of your petroglyphs so you must melodramatically urinate them with a sysop.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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Satan

loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell

shortly.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user will give you a seizure.
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Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Sense
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

these are not correct

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This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.
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RAS
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
RAS
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is homeless.
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This user fears the clowns .
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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Uncymy.jpg This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

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This user loves Maddox

.


Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
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This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
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Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?
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This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell.
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This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.
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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
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This user is black.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.


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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
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New Zealand
This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
New Zealand
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This user is a libertarian, so they love the system; specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer.
$$$
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun

, and believes themselves to be Irish

.
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Israel
This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
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India
This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Sanskrit and C++.
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Estonia
This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
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Estonia
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This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
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Cuba
This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
Cuba
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
Colombia
This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
Colombia
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This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
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Canada
This user is Canadian
…and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!
Canada
Belgium
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
Azerbaijan
This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

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Azerbaijan
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user spends more time with a penguin

than with a window

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This user contributes using DOS .
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This user joined the Folding@home Team

, because they give

a damn & so should you.
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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Dialing…
Verifying username and password…
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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This user can drift and beat D.K.
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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The above wasn't my fault!
hey!
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
This user is a fucking Moron.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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This user is the least you could do.
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user has been punished on the UnBestiary.
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This user is a n00b.
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user is elite.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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This user is a proud Rigist.
BROTRR

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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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This user denounces BENSON.
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This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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This user be a follower of the FSM.
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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This user is a member of DiZ's
inner circle. Fear them.
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JoW
This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
JoW
中共
This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
中共
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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9/21
This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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This user is a reincarnation of The Flying Spagetti monster.
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Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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File:Jose.PNG This user is a erect spontaneous attorney that likes to balkanise while sinister defective xylems mystify his gyroscope.
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .
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This user raises their own chickenbox.
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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This user wants [[This page]] featured.
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7. id2
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

!
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This user is an evil clone of LABELORD.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is humping
Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user is an angel.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user's IQ is over 42,000,000,000,000,000,000.
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This user walks down the
left hand path

. Thus, they would be considered evil

by the Catholic Church

.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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P.S:The anonymous, and alien anteater userboxes got mixed together. anonymous says: "This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is." Alien Anteater should be readable. P.P.S:The n00b text was supposed to go with the pic of yoda.