User:Argon8
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I collect userboxes[edit | edit source]
This user is addicted to video games. |
This user is a Taahgaarxian
. Run, atheists, run! |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. |
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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha! |
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This space for rent. |
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This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid. |
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head |
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's easy to be brave from a safe distance. Help! |
This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. |
ABYSS |
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
ABYSS |
ABYSS x?,??? |
This user IS The Abyss. |
ABYSS x?,??? |
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. |
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This user's IQ is over 9000. |
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. |
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. |
This user is reading your thoughts! |
This user is a mutant. |
The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures
on Uncyclopedia. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. |
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user is not a number, they are a free person! |
This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return. |
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
PIELAND |
PIELAND |
This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse. |
This user is the random fake coffee that ate their Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) inside of your petroglyphs so you must melodramatically urinate them with a sysop. |
Color |
This user likes random colored userboxes. |
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usbx |
This user likes to use userboxes. |
usbx |
Usb! |
No, really! |
Usb! |
USB!!!!!11 |
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
USB!!!!!11 |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
RENT |
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user can see what you don't! |
Sense |
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
Sense |
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
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subliminal! |
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subliminal! |
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subliminal! |
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Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really. |
RAS |
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
RAS |
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
This user is a Mad Scientist. |
This user is homeless. |
This user fears the clowns
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! |
This user is a Net Authority Violator |
This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/******* |
This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! |
This user is a vegan
and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein. |
This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia. |
This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it? |
This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged. |
This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell. |
This user is a Marree Man
. Drongos just became an endangered species. |
This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures
on Uncyclopedia. |
This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia) |
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This user is a libertarian, so they love the system; specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer. |
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun
, and believes themselves to be Irish . |
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
C:\>_ |
This user contributes using DOS
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C:\>_ |
This user joined the Folding@home Team
, because they give a damn & so should you. |
I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. |
This user has a Really Lame Password
. Seriously, you could probably guess it. |
hey! |
The above wasn't my fault! |
hey! |
This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
NO |
This user doesn't care. |
NO |
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. |
This user is the least you could do. |
This user believes that admins are control freaks. |
This user has been punished on the UnBestiary.
n00b |
This user is a n00b. |
n00b |
This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs
into real soldiers! |
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
ego |
This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
ego |
This user is cooler than you. |
This user is a geek. |
This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
BROTRR |
This user is a proud Rigist. |
BROTRR |
This user, Argon8, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here. |
This user denounces BENSON. |
This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves. |
This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
This user be a follower of the FSM. |
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun. |
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan
. |
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse. |
JoW |
This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. |
JoW |
中共 |
This user supports the Communist Party of China
, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
中共 |
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. |
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This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
This user is a reincarnation of The Flying Spagetti monster. |
This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. |
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. |
File:Jose.PNG | This user is a erect spontaneous attorney that likes to balkanise while sinister defective xylems mystify his gyroscope. |
This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods
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This user raises their own chickenbox. |
Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
Eeek! |
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
Eeek! |
ubx– crapload |
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. |
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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. | id2 |
This user is from Camelot
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This user is a paladin
. Hide your demons and undead. |
This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg. |
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is an angel. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. |
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
This user's IQ is over 42,000,000,000,000,000,000. |
P.S:The anonymous, and alien anteater userboxes got mixed together. anonymous says: "This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is." Alien Anteater should be readable. P.P.S:The n00b text was supposed to go with the pic of yoda.
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