User:Argon8

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This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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This space for rent.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Curiosity might have killed Schrodinger's cat. Help!
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user's IQ is over 9000.
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.


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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a mutant.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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This user is the random ugly sparkle sprayer that litigated their abdomen inside of your dog houses so you must obnoxiously ruffle them with a tomato.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user will give you a seizure.
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Sense
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

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This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.
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This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is homeless.
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This user fears the clowns.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******
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This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with SCO again.
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This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
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This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
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This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?
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This User has been officially punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.
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This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell.
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This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
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This user is genetically superior to most users.
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United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and can call you wanker with impunity.
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
Poland
This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb!
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Poland
New Zealand
This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
New Zealand
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This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie!
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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Israel
This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
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India
This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Marathi and C++.
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Estonia
This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
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Estonia
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This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
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Cuba
This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
Colombia
This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
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This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
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Canada
This user is Canadian
and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!
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Brazil
This user is Brazilian. Roberto Carlos!
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Belgium
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
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Azerbaijan
This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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