User:Argon8

I collect userboxes[edit]

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!

?	This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

0	This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

0	This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

—	This space for rent.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Flight School: Higher education. Help!

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2	This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

[insert content here]

This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user's IQ is over 9000.

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!

Then go away.

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

TA	This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

[insert content here]

This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This mathematical user loves pi

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

This user is pilfering ye booty!

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is the random clumsy pizzle that rinsed his appendix inside of your pizzle so you must delete him/her with your clumsy pizzle.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

usbx	This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!	No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

RENT	This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user can see what you don't!

This user will give you a seizure.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

sub

subliminal!

sub

subliminal!

sub

subliminal!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!

Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Gu	This user holds a degree from Uncycloversity.

these are not correct

This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

RAS	This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is homeless.

This user fears the clowns.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user is a Net Authority Violator

This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!

This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.

This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.

This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?

This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

TA	This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user is Vietnamese
...and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)

This user is genetically superior to most users.

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This user is a total UKer,
and prefers to use
pavements to sidewalks.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
away an boil yer heed

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!

$$$

This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

This user is Indian.
He/She can only talk in Hindi and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)

This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
(List of all the crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians!)

This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to ~~Fidel~~ Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)

This user is Canadian
...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!

This user is Brazilian. Samba!
(List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.

(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)

This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!
(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Australian
... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
(List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

C:\>_

This user contributes using DOS.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This User can Drift and beat D.K.

This User has the Need for Speed.

hey!	The above wasn't my fault!

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

NO	This user doesn't care.

~~Sex~~

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

This user does it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user should not be trusted.

This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

1337	This user is elite.

This user is cooler than you.

This user is a geek.

Bad User

This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

BROTRR

This user is a proud Rigist.

This user, Argon8, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia
under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user be a pirate in disguise.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.

JoW	This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

中共	This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

9/21

This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

Q!	This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)

This user is a reincarnation of The Flying Spagetti monster.

Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle
from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

This user is a round shitty padlock that likes to crankle while colossal pale zygotes negate his eeble.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

This user wants [[This page]] featured.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

ubx–
crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.

This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is an evil clone of LABELORD.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

♀♂	This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

♀	This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

This user is an angel.

+	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user's IQ is over 42,000,000,000,000,000,000.

This user walks down the
left hand path.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

P.S:The anonymous, and alien anteater userboxes got mixed together. anonymous says: "This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is." Alien Anteater should be readable. P.P.S:The n00b text was supposed to go with the pic of yoda.

User:Argon8

I collect userboxes[edit]

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