User:Argon8

I collect userboxes[edit]

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

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This space for rent.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Curiosity might have killed Schrodinger's cat. Help!

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user IS The Abyss.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user's IQ is over 9000.

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!

Then go away.

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.

This user is not a number,
they are a free person!

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This mathematical user loves pi

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is the random ugly sparkle sprayer that litigated their abdomen inside of your dog houses so you must obnoxiously ruffle them with a tomato.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user can see what you don't!

This user will give you a seizure.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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subliminal!

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subliminal!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

these are not correct

This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

RAS

This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is homeless.

This user fears the clowns.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is a
Net Authority Violator

This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!

This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with SCO again.

This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.

This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?

This User has been officially punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell.

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user is a total UKer

and can call you wanker with impunity.

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin

This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb!
(List of all Poles on Uncyclopedia)

This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

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This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie!

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user is Israeli ✡

…along with some angry Jews
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This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Marathi and C++.
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This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
(List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)

This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to ~~Fidel~~ Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)

This user is Canadian
…and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!

This user is Brazilian. Roberto Carlos!
(List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.

(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)

This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!
(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Australian
… Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
(List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!