User:Argon8

I collect userboxes[edit | edit source]

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

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This space for rent.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A writer looks upon a book review critic the way trees look upon dogs. Help!

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2

This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue

-infested pit we call The Abyss

more than once.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user's IQ is over 9000.

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.

This user is not a number,
they are a free person!

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This mathematical user loves pi

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)

pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is the random sizable article that wanked their mediastinum inside of your igneous protrusions so you must endlessly plagiarise them with a milk.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

Satan

loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell

shortly.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user can see what you don't!

This user will give you a seizure.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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subliminal!

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subliminal!

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subliminal!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

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This user thinks dictionaries may have important omissions.

these are not correct

This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

RAS

This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.