User:Argon8

I collect userboxes

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user has recorded 0 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice.

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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

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This space for rent.

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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! The beauty of a pun is in the argh of the beholder. Help!

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

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This user IS The Abyss.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

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This user's IQ is over 9000.

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy classified this page as mostly harmless

Anything you may experience while reading it is entirely your fault...guv.

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This user is reading your thoughts!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

TA

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

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This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does. If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This mathematical user loves pi

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)

PIELAND

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is the random bloody statue that rioted their neck inside of your documents so you must largely admonish them with a homotopy.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user can see what you don't!

This user will give you a seizure.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

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MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you! Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Woof!

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This user is easily tricked.

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these are not correct

This user has tested positive for PIES on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

RAS

This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

RAS

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is homeless.

This user fears the clowns.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user is a Net Authority Violator

This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!

This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.

This user is a vampire. Bleh!

This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?

This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.

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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

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This user is Vietnamese …and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)

This user is genetically superior to most users.

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This user is a total UKer

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and wants to steal your country albums for sport.

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(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland So go take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut

This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb! (List of all Poles on Uncyclopedia)

This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

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This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user is Israeli ✡ …along with some angry Jews (List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

This user is I nd ia n. They can only talk in Bengali and C++. (List of Indian Uncyclopedians)

This user is a crazy Estonian …who will pwn ya all!! (List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)

This user is Cuban ¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl! (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is Colombian …and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Chilean …and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is. (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

This user is Brazilian. Pelé! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.

(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)

This user is Azeri Watch out, or you'll be fed the pilaf of doom! (List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!

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(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

C:\>_

This user contributes using DOS.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

Dialing…
Verifying username and password…
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This User can Drift and beat D.K.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

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The above wasn't my fault!

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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

Durrr

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This user doesn't care.

NO

Sex

This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.

Sex

This user has more fun than a well-oiled midget.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user should not be trusted.

This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

n00b

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user is elite.

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This user is cooler than you.

This user is a geek.

Bad User

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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

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"We're after your children and pets."

BROTRR

This user is a proud Rigist.

BROTRR

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This user, Argon8, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.

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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

JoW

中共	This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

9/21

This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

9/21

This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)

This user is a reincarnation of The Flying Spagetti monster.

Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

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Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

This user is a flaccid contagious clitoris that likes to bomb while tawdry wobbly ostrich eggs anglicanize his rainbow.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

This user wants [[This page]] featured.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is an evil clone of LABELORD.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user is an angel.

+	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user's IQ is over 42,000,000,000,000,000,000.

This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

P.S:The anonymous, and alien anteater userboxes got mixed together. anonymous says: "This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is." Alien Anteater should be readable. P.P.S:The n00b text was supposed to go with the pic of yoda.