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??? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Yes, another AAA...AAA clone. Mew. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:53, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Speedy Delete. --Boy Toy bitch at me 00:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Fast delete--Rataube 01:49, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Descartes

I delete, therefore I am. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Eggman-Mcdonalds Pact of 1992

Huffed with a side order of hash browns. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Cornography

Censored -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Bad metal

Liquified-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Happily married

Unhappily huffed. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Papa New Guinea

Papa Not in existence anymore. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Yah boo sucks

Sucked -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Is it some sort of British thing? There's a ref from Queen Elizabeth, but that's all. Unless someone with a sense of humour says different, I say Deleute. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 00:12, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

LUEshi

No longer with us -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Popularity

Not going to the prom.-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Sad. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 18:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. I pity this article. --Rataube 20:05, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

IBO

HUF -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Random, not funny. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 16:36, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Add to or Delete - Random, but not so random it isn't a little funny. --Trevie 18:11, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete and force-feed HTBFANJS --King In Yellow 18:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Snails

• Pour salt upon - Weak, short, isn't improved much by melted butter. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Mispluralized! I'll merge it with Snail. For great justice. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:54, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Yes, launch all zig! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 15:58, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Make your time! --King In Yellow 16:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Not related to deletion, but check out the so-called experts. Once again, I'm having trouble distinguishing reality from parody:

In Veneto, one of the regions of Italy, the following is a children song.

Bogon, bogonela

tira fora i corni

se no te meto in padela

ti e anca to sorela.

Roughly translated it says: Snail, little snail pull out your horns, otherwise I'll cook you in a pan, you and your sister.

Gotta love those Italians! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:10, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

American culture doesn't have nearly enough gleeful children's rhymes about the inherent slaughter and consumption of cute animals, that's for sure. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 16:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, at least we have "This Little Piggy Went to Market", although most kids think she went there to buy bacon, not to be bacon. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 19:12, 25 January 2006 (UTC) wee wee wee all the way home

20XX

No longer available for SNES -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Blast with arm cannon - As far as I can tell, this article just relates a vague history of the Mega Man games. Needed: satire of some sort. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:52, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy & Steal Ability--King In Yellow 14:14, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Careful, when you steal and activate the "Inability to Write Comedy" ability, there's no going back. ^_^ 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Ha-Ha Ha-Ha HELL NO! ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 14:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Too accurate. --Trevie 18:12, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Brittanica

Redirected. --T. (talk) 13:36, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete.   IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND   
  • Probably ought to be redirected to Encyclopædia Britannica instead, but nothing links to it so it might as well be up for nuking, that way we don't have to feel bad. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:34, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Second on the Redirect. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 03:38, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I am a sheep. Redirect. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Butt pirates

Would have NRV'd this, but it has a whole three links and has been edited by Splaka. Seriously, how many more excessive wikification jokes we need? This isn't remotely the most hilarious one. In fact, I don't find anything funny here. - Sikon 16:51, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Unless this is unique in some way, it's just an eyesore. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - I remember this being up for QVFD a while back, before wikification. It's still QVFD worthy. --King In Yellow 17:25, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Kings of Chaos

• PWN - OMFG tihs iz ghey rofl 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:43, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodit. --King In Yellow 14:46, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Extreme Olympics

• Delete. For obvious reasons.--Rataube 13:52, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. My eyes, oh, my eyes. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:18, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodit. --King In Yellow 14:47, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Nor Edeeming Alue without Alpha order of list Vcxlor 15:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Rhypnol

• Destroy - First off, it's spelled "rohypnol", and second of all, this article is as funny as date rape. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:42, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Ugh. Kill. --King In Yellow 15:00, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Retarded gibberings. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

18 (number)

Kill it please.--Rataube 10:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Subtract - Though I have to admit the challenge of making a number funny is fairly high. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:24, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Cockney Rejects

Deleted --—rc (t) 18:01, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - not really very funny. Definitely needs expanding if its going to be kept. --biggy 10:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Quick elimination--Rataube 10:49, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - About as funny as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Wait, that movie was hilarious. This article is the opposite of hilarious. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:22, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• This article is bad, and wrong. There should be a new, stronger word for it, like badrong, or badong. Yes. This article is Badong. It should be Huffed in the name of all that is the opposite of badong - gnodab! --King In Yellow 15:02, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Tarja Halonen

Kept --Sir gwax (talk) 18:03, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete: In Soviet Russia, not any good is article. --Sir gwax (talk) 01:22, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep -- much as I agree with you on many things, Honorable Gwax, the Tarja artickle has a decent history and enough content to warrant keeping. Besides, it showcases a leader of something other than the USA, Britain, Russia, or Romania.----OEJ 02:19, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Out of curiosity, did you read the article or just notice that it has a fair bit of content? --Sir gwax (talk) 02:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• To be honest, I skimmed it. Bit heavy on the sex-mad stuff. Granted, you are right in that it ain't sterling prose. *shrugs* Could be baleeted without horror and wailing; might amount to something eventually. Then again, might not. Do I seem ambivalent? Then I am ambivalent. I am immense, and contain multitudes -- most of them pinworms, damn it.----OEJ 03:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Keep - I am shocked that this article is VFD'ed. It isn't a vanity page because Tarja Halonen is the current Pres. of Finland. It isn't poorly written. It is in wiki format. It doesn't look like it was written in 30 seconds. It deals with popular topics (O'Brien's comments). It is funny (in a Finnish way) and if you don't get the humour I suggest you drink more Finlandia.--Unissakävelijä 12:43, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - I'm going to pretend for a moment that I'm Finnish. And I'm off to fight the Soviets with the rest of the ski-borne infantry! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:00, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep it, if only for the Halo pic. That made me snort! --King In Yellow 14:16, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Has Uncyclopedia begun to run out of server space? (I smell a little etnocentricity here. Tanja is a WELL KNOWN politician, and the article is funny enough. All those yankee politicians that on googling turns out to be a canadian liberal premier minister that no one has ever heard of , could well be dumped!) besides, the girl on the attic is cute, and the guy who uploaded her probably has a good chance to get laid by showing her his efforts. We should respect that kind of things! -- Swami A. Suresh 11:47, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Windows 666

• HTBFANJS. Was tagged as rewrite for almost a month until an anonymous changed the template to "Jesus Approved". Crucify. - Sikon 18:24, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Not teh funny. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:31, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Blast. --King In Yellow 18:32, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Assessinate--Rataube 18:40, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep under water until it stops struggling 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 18:47, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Freya

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - I feel bad about this, but it has to be done. Not a single joke in the whole article. And, my eyes hurt from reading it. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep This really is personal, isnt it? Oh well, where is your little puppet, "king in yellow"? Jack Cain
• Comment Calm down, people. No personal insults on VFD. --—rc (t) 18:04, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes sir... but they started it, he called me a "fuckwit" first. Jack Cain
  • That's why I said "people." --—rc (t) 18:11, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment again! Sorry if my blanket statement struck a nerve, Cain. No personal slight was intended, and perhaps the choice of epithets was... too venomous? But you do have to admit that the word is terribly overused in the demographic of mindless net zombies. Oh, and BTW, on the subject of me being a "puppet" -- I'm afraid that's impossible, as no one on Uncyclopedia has paid me for the priveledge of sticking their arm up my derrierre... yet. --King In Yellow 18:29, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete unless the primary authors take the time to edit their work for splelling, grammar, flow, and -- most important -- humor. Go back and correct "plannet" and "orifaces" for instance. And you don't "pounce" tourists you pounce on them. Not to mention this hideous corruption of prose: "Legend has said him to be the result of..." The point is, I personally think you should NOT write more stuff until you clean up after yourselves. And, personal opinion again, I don't find the Uber/Hattori Hanzo series funny in the least.----OEJ 18:16, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Reallly, no imaginary worlds are allowed in uncyclopedia; we base our humor in this world. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:22, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Can you back that up? At all? Jack Cain 18:28, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • There was a lot of discussion amongst the admins on the matter of fantasy worlds in uncyclopedia with regards what used to be Sercia (and related articles), which eventually led to its (their) deletion. However, since most of our policies and such are unwritten guidelines, we tend to work off of precedent a lot, so you'll mostly have to take my word for it or go ask other admins what their views on the matter are. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:51, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • Oh, yeah. Anyone remember Sercia and company? --King In Yellow 18:43, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • It's a point: what is the difference between the Martian Ocean/Boiling Pitch Ocean and the Uber stuff? I wrote the Ocean articles just because the Martian and Boiling Pitch oceans were listed on the 12 Oceans template but lacked articles. In a sense they're as much a product of a fantasy conceit as the Uber articles. ...Well, all that aside, I still don't find the Uber articles interesting.----OEJ 18:52, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Gwax is right, this might be funny in some paralel universe, but it isn't in ours.--Rataube 18:38, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Loki

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Good lord. It's all one web of retarded vanity pages. Please kill me. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:35, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill it dead. --King In Yellow 14:52, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep It is vanity for Uber-Loki, a fictional character who is vain in the Dominion universe. Rewrite it or NVR it if you can. All Uber articles can be located at Category:Dominion --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:53, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Jack Cain 17:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Yeah, see below. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:17, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:20, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 18:43, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Hattori Hanzo

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Oh, my eyes. My eyes. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:30, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 12:39, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Force it to commit seppuku. At least it should die with honor. --King In Yellow 14:53, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Feh, now its just personal with you, isnt it? Why dont you just nominate every single article I ever made? Jack Cain
  • Delete: That's not a bad idea; I'll give them a look in a moment. (We do have a policy against imaginary universes you know?) --Sir gwax (talk) 18:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:20, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Mark Rosewater

• Delete - Magic the Gathering fans are welcome to save this piece of excrement. Or Pokemon fans. Or Yu Gi Oh! fans. Any card-game fans will do, really. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:10, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill outright, no save, no resurrection. Mark Rosewater may be a soulless corporate marionette, but this article sucks worse than his desecration of Gygax's children. --King In Yellow 14:56, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Comment I am not involved with this article, at all. Jack Cain
  • Riposte - Hello random. --King In Yellow 18:33, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 18:45, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Fukuoka

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:10, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodit. --King In Yellow 14:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - This and the other Uber Articles are part of a Dominion Universe if you bothered to read them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:58, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• I have read the uber articles, and I don't think they're funny. That's why I put them on VFD. I don't have anything against the Dominion universe, but if it's as lame as these freaking articles, I'll double-tap that, too. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:05, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Keep The Dominion is a rich tapestry of small and medium articles, deleting even one would damage the integrity of the others. Jack Cain

• I would not call it a "rich tapestry". HMS Spiffing is an example of richly imagined writing. The Uber articles seem flat and boring by comparison.----OEJ 18:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC) Addendum: O fuckwads, I see someone has tampered with Spiffing since I last read it and it is polluted now with gratuitous Star Trek references. Oh well.----OEJ 18:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• • Delete: Wait, so this is part of some faux-universe; I'm pretty sure we have a policy against those sorts of things around here. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:13, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Hokkaido

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - There's a slew of these "uber" articles about the prefectures of Japan, and wouldn't you know it, I'm going to put them all up here. Because they deserve a chance. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 15:31, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodemall. Every time some fuckwit says "uber," Nietszche comes one step closer to his eventual resurrection and domination of mankind. --King In Yellow 14:59, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - This and the other Uber Articles are part of a Dominion Universe if you bothered to read them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:59, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - Just because you dont like my sense of humor, doesnt mean others dont. Also, "king in yellow", watch the insults, hmm? Jack Cain
  • Riposte - Sorry, chap, didn't want anyone to take umbrage, but the statement stands. Oh, and just remember the assassin's credo when reading my comments -- "Nihil Personam." --King In Yellow 18:37, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• I'm with King in Yellow on this one; there is absolutely no reason for the "Uber". This article should be eaten or huffed. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:09, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
  • There is a reason, certain subjects already had articles, I began using the "uber" prefix to differentiate from those. And besides, the plain Hokkaido article is really crap. Also, I didnt really write this article, but I accepted it into the canon of the rest of my stuff. Jack Cain 18:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia

Huff'd -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:56, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

That doesn't appear to be the case, moose. The link above was merely redirected to go to Jimbo's Ferrari Fund... --biggy 20:14, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

This page is about a subject that is not notable, it does not reference any media reports or any other proof that the Wikpedia is notable and that this page is anything more then advertising Sikon 18:02, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Comment: this nomination has been Speedy No-Consensused because FCYTravis closed the other site's deletion debate early on the rounds of egregious dumbass. Spoilsport! - David Gerard 23:25, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Wacki-who? Never heard of them. Delete it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 18:05, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Speedy omelette. Someone make me some eggs. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 18:06, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

This is clearly not in keeping with our standards. Get rid of it! --KATIE!! 18:08, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Delete - What an irrelevant waste of space. Not redeemable. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 18:18, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Piss-weak Keep. This "Widdipedia" thing was mentioned on the back pages of a Tibetan comic book (Super-Bhoddisatva Versus Nagathma Of Dharmic Destruction) and so it apparently actually exists, at least in a small hut in Tibet. Someone should look it up, but I can't be bothered with irrelevant nonsense when there is splelling to correct.----OEJ 18:23, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Shooditinnahead! "Wiki" is something that chavs and yo-boys say many times in rapid succession to sound "street." This must mean that this "Wikipedia" an encyclopedia devoted entirely to their brand of brainless drivel, and therefore doesn't even deserve mention in our illustrious anals anuses annals. --King In Yellow 18:54, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

• Strongest Keep. ARE U SERIOUS??? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE MOST NOTABLE UNCYCLOPEDIA'S PARODY EVER!!!! And as I see it, you dont have to hate it, that's silly, we are just to sides of the same coin. Besides, It's a featured article.--Rataube 18:56, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

• Darn it, I was just about to vote Delete, but there's that stupid policy about not deleting featured articles, or even renaming them. I'm still upset about not being able to move Zombies to Zombie. It's mispluralized, for crying out loud, can't you see that? How will we teach our high school visitors to properly create an article on a Wiki? Think of the children! Oh, yeah, Weak Keep on the pointless Wikipedia article. braaaaiiiins -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 21:16, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Comment. What are you, a sock puppet desperate to save your precious Wikipedia on this page? I mean, I see you've made a lot of contributions and all, but I suspect that's all part of a plot to save your precious Wikipedia takes up our valuable server space. Yeah, I said it. You're a Wikipedian, and we all know it. Go back to your pathetic, non-notable site.--Bradaphraser 21:20, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Hmm... I dunno. If you deleted Wikipedia, you'd have to delete all it's spinoffs... Delete. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 21:28, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

• I can't believe anyone is even considering this - wikipedia is our most notable spinoff, and the article has been around forever. Is anyone opposed to an early close? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:56, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• I am--Rataube 22:53, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Entirely filled with nothing but bandcruft, pokecruft, speciescruft and cruftcruft. Worthless to anyone not on the Internet. 24.7.75.254 23:01, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Comment For those of you who don't get it, see the parenthetical statement below. And stop whining. --S P I N N I E 23:20, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

• Speedy rewrite, for it contains too few types. The profane language in the article is probably ok, for it's a satire. Or is it? 84.231.189.229 11:38, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

(For those who don't get it, link)

• SAVE IT from the jaws of hell! --biggy 20:14, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Toast Wars

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:30, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Such a grand idea, how could you delete this?   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:37, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff--Rataube 01:27, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - In real life, I'm opposed to both pedophiles and Catholic priests. But I love toast. Love it. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:59, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep but rewrite. Could be funny if expanded & clarified. --King In Yellow 18:09, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Nuke: the quality is teh crap. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:36, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Rewrited. If still deemed crap then flush it with extreme prejudice.----OEJ 03:05, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Register

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:30, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• What? Why? Spare it, please! --Andrusi 22:32, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

. (Comment. It's a most likely a weak keep. But unless you want me too to yell Delete, please remove contrary to popular belief. I hate that sentence. And to please some of the others - speed it up a little. It's too talky.]-- Swami A. Suresh 23:55, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

• Weak keep. It looks as if it were funny if i knew what it talks about. What i could get was almost fine. --Rataube 01:34, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:49, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Gently kill. The opening almost had me chuckling, but it disappoints as it goes on. --King In Yellow 18:56, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete is edging out a lead. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:36, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Amusing in a geeky way. --Trevie 18:14, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Keep. Haven't any of you guys hand-coded an assembly language program? When I was a kid, we had a Z-80 on a breadboard with cassette tape program storage, and we liked it. Buncha spoiled brats. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 19:23, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. - Sikon 08:57, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Flush: It brings back bad memories. --Toloran 19:51, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep in formaldehyde for the afterworld, according to 3Bobs command.-- Swami A. Suresh 12:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Either make it funny from top to bottom, delete the unfunny stuff so that it can warrant a QVFD for lack of content, or just get rid of it. --biggy 16:39, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Beatification

• Call for re-trial since text has been rewritten and expanded.-- Swami A. Suresh 11:59, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• I'll vote keep on that - but I'm also going to push for a stub tag. --biggy 16:40, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 19:37, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep and expand. This one pleasantly surprised me. --King In Yellow 19:45, 23 January 2006 (UTC--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 10:31, 27 January 2006 (UTC))
• Delete. If someone would only add some funny reference to the word's true meaning i might change my mind.--Rataube 01:50, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Keep--Rataube 11:12, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• Keep This is just almost funny. It'd be a shame to kill this humor larve.--Bradaphraser 06:06, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Just lightly insane enough to please my inner Estefan. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:43, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep: it needs some work but since having added {{wikipedia}} I like it a lot more. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:42, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Annihilate where is the funny? I CANNOT FIND THE FUNNY!!! ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 14:27, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• You want the funny? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FUNNY! Oh, and Keep. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 19:26, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Death Starize. Crap, don't know who can possibly find it funny. - Sikon 18:28, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Writer uses a word game to change the meaning of word from a catholic to a popular music expression. This is certified humour, approved by ISO-standard 455|-|0135.-- Swami A. Suresh 21:06, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Godammit, I'm gone for 5 minutes and your trying to delegte all my articles!!! (just for that I'm going to assume that everyone who voted delete dosn't actualy know what Beatification is and is ip-so-facto too stupid to have voting rights!)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 10:31, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

I know what it is. Add some other reference to its meaning and I change my vote.--Rataube 11:11, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

Quote the Pope or something.--Rataube 20:14, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

Do it your self, Rataube.-- Swami A. Suresh 20:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

Done--Rataube 11:11, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Spacelab Mutiny

Has lost its oxygen supply. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:06, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Piece o' crap. Delete --biggy 20:12, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff, puff and blow this article down. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:40, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Make it desapear--Rataube 21:14, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Meh. Meh-meh meh meh m-meh meh-eh. Kill-meh. --King In Yellow 14:46, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Decommission it: Its like the little engine that couldn't. --Toloran 19:48, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Buttsex

DELETE before it breeds. Is more stupider than a retarded microcephalic that is dead.----OEJ 22:29, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

• Blanked by creator and sole contributor. ----OEJ 22:52, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

Beren

Cast into the Cracks of Doom -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Kill it - it genuinely has nrv. --biggy 22:17, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• What's the point? It's already NRV:d
• Huff.--Hobelhouse 22:23, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• To the Fiery Furnace of Burnination with it.----OEJ 22:33, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Delete. Not only short and unfunny, but it's also a spork from Tolkien's Silmarilion with little change.--Rataube 11:16, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Send to Mandos and reunite with Luthien. Unfunny tolkiencruft. - Sikon 11:37, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Throw it into the fires of Mt. Doom with the rest of the garbage. --Toloran 19:54, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Expand it to 300 pages and let Frodo tell it to Faramir in a cave under the Misty Mountains. But don't let it hang around the Uncyclopedia. -- Swami A. Suresh 01:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Angels and airwaves

Deaded -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:53, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• Almost QVFD'd it... but I thought I'd be gentle this time. Kill. --King In Yellow 14:53, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Send back to Heaven. - Sikon 16:38, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Just QVFD this one. The writer spent more time on the See Also sections than the actual article... Actually, I spent more time writing this than he did writing the article. --Keithhackworth MUN 18:19, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 20:11, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Fly with the Fairies - Geeze you guys, the original is the most blatant self advertising I have ever seen - worse than all the vanity BIOs that I find in the other side, it should have disappeared the second it got on, are you guys asleep or something. I simply had fun with it  :). Maybe it should be the farture article of the day after this! 144.131.247.235 00:51, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Tasha Yar

Thar she blows -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:06, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Short. Unfunny. Huff. --Hobelhouse 05:58, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Crap. Whoever made that article, ban em'. --68.220.116.181 06:05, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• NRV Should be confused with Persian Emperor Khashyar,also known as Xerxes. But who'll get that?-- Swami A. Suresh 08:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Awww! What a cute little huffable article! --biggy 10:38, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Whaaa? Utterly confusing. away with it! --Poofers 10:53, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD--Rataube 11:55, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

16 (number)

Divided by zero. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:06, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Subtract. --Carlb 00:31, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy It, preferably through division by zero. --LuminaryJanitor 05:31, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Nuke. --biggy 10:39, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Blank, then vandalize, they bury in soft peat, then delete. --Poofers 10:51, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Make it zero--Rataube 11:53, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

West

• Huff --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:21, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Trash--Rataube 22:06, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete but the concept of adding "t" to the end of people's names to indicate they are dead is kinda funny... Blay 01:33, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Not great, but does have some redeeming value. --LuminaryJanitor 05:40, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• I agree it isn't entirely crap - it's quite clever. I vote expand or move to undictionary rather than huff. Sorry - I'm in a good mood. --biggy 10:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Total Rewrite. The content sucks, but the topic is necessary to make Uncyped more complete. --Poofers 10:54, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Narf

Death to all AAAAAAAAA! clones. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:35, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Narf narf narf narf narf narf narf. --Carlb 19:20, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Narf. --DWIII 19:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff. - Sikon 19:26, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:23, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Barf----OEJ 20:30, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Naa...rf-- Swami A. Suresh 20:49, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 22:00, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Narf... i mean Keep!Scythe33 23:36, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Kill it. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 00:33, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Crap. --LuminaryJanitor 04:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Another cheap ripoff of User:BobBobBob/Meow, AAAAAAAAA!, Woof, Fghdfgbdfb, etc etc. Disappointing. --Poofers 11:03, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Flush. --biggy 16:29, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Valdalized

Baleetificationized -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:39, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• A bunch of templates copied verbatim from the ED article + two-paragraph self-reference with mispeelings = not funny. - Sikon 16:01, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• delete --biggy 16:31, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Attempts at physics jokes that are not funny

• Not funny. - Sikon 15:40, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. It is quirky and odd, kind of adorable in the way that a two-headed goiter would be. But it probably appeals only to a minority of people with two-headed goiters.----OEJ 18:12, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete as LuminaryJanitor has wisely restored it to Newtonian Physics.----OEJ 16:54, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• Keep. - probably funny to science ppl and funny to those who sorta-remember some physics --Fly1393 23:53, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, since I restored it at Newtonian Physics. Replacement article was a 20-page cut-and-paste of www.TimeCube.com (with 6 lines modified). --LuminaryJanitor 04:54, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• It's pointless. The fact that it isn't funny doesn't make it any funnier. Huff that pre-natal kitten. --biggy 16:32, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Pi: The Movie

• Sucks. Kill.   IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND    21:03, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 21:20, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• It's not QVFD -- that would be if its text was PI IS GHEY LOL!~~!~!. It's got potential, though like a pregnant inner-city teen, it's not likely to ever achieve it. I'll NRV it in hopes that someone will marry it and get it off of welfare. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 01:04, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• OK, rewritten top to bottom. It's pretty damn' silly though. Baleete if still deemed dreckish.----OEJ 03:02, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• Ooo, a witch turned it into a newt...but it got better. Can I remove the NRV and VFD templates? I rather like the way the article healed up after surgery.----OEJ 18:06, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• I'd say Keep it now. Scythe33 23:41, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

• I agree - its not bad since the rewrite. Keep (and continue to expand) --biggy 16:36, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• I like it now that I added a quote by me! --PiOfFive 20:14, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Racso_Edliw

• .deteleD -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:03, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• .ffuH --Hobelhouse 16:43, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Woof and Fghdfgbdfb

Fasdhkjd. Jksjjs, kjskjd ajd askdn. Woof. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:06, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

• If meow had to go to Bob3 refugee camp, there is no reason to spare this two.--Rataube 12:01, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff Woof, and Keep Fghdfgbdfd.--Hobelhouse 16:33, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Drink their blood. --biggy 17:00, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Death to all AAAAAAAAA! clones. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:40, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

The Article That Never Ends

• Murder. Duplicate of the joke on The Song That Never Ends. The only reason it exists is self admittedly to top the Special:Longpages list. And I am sick of reverting people adding several megs of shit to it. --Splaka 03:42, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff because it's dumb. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 03:46, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• SLASH & BURN already. --DWIII 03:59, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Make it end! --Some user 04:38, 30 January 2006 (UTC) (Addendum- What really sucks about this page is that there's a little arrow in "Recent Changes" that takes you to this section on this page, but if you accidentally click slightly to the right of that, you end up downloading 250K of worthless shite. So as a kindly service to others, I've removed the brackets from the section header.)
• End it-- Swami A. Suresh 06:22, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Oh the pain. --KATIE!! 06:33, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Finish it--Rataube 11:00, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Unlink. - Sikon 12:54, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Slice it to no end.--Verizanni 13:25, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete One look and the joke's over. Well, it's over when you read the title.----OEJ 13:48, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• But it does end... right now, in fact, when we DELETE IT! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:51, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - if you grew up in the US in the early 80s, you'd get it... This is a spoof on the Song that Never Ends, the most annoying crappy song. It was the theme song from some stupid puppet show for kids and only had 4 lines that repeated about 50 times. --Keithhackworth MUN 13:57, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Read the nomination, there is an article on the The Song That Never Ends. This is just a clon.--Rataube 14:17, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

• I never new there was an article of The Song That Never Ends, c'mon, it's just a little fun.... --PiOfFive
• This is the Delete That Never Ends. --Andrusi 18:37, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• almost amusing, but the emo comment kills it. kill the article like it wants you to. --Neko 19:17, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Pissed off Nigger

• Get it off my backyard. Idea not very original. More just e pretext to write a lot of nigga talk. And we've heard it like 1 000 times before on the movies, and those soundtracks are anyway better then this written jive.-- Swami A. Suresh 22:37, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Since I nominated for VFD the submitter have added some actual content. I don't know, it maybe holds. The choise is yours. -- Swami A. Suresh 22:48, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

New Trier Township High School

• Vanity. --Carlb 17:36, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Nuke. Not funny and it keeps getting nominated for featured article. I'm from the school but its gone too far. Time to die -- --Fly1393 17:43, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy. --biggy 17:51, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Pwn it. Scythe33 17:58, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete because it's gone beyond acceptable vanity to just plain stupid. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:28, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Murder--Bradaphraser 20:57, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

The Unclickable Link

• Very short, but not entirely without merit... Delete or move to Undictionary. --biggy 10:35, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep: But huff any ripoffs or stupid copies. --Splaka 10:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. It rocks!--Poofers 10:52, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Intriguing Ethereal 11:08, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 11:51, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep A pure joy for all font format freaks. Like - why didn't I think of that b4 him. The pretext can be written more funny though. Also agree with Splaka on copies.-- Swami A. Suresh 12:20, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Exactly as long as it needs to be, and a good old-fashioned pickle joke.----OEJ 13:47, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Scientist ran out of hurricane names

• Lame... - Sikon 08:51, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Just delete the list.--Rataube 10:18, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. I like it, but the list needs to be fixed. I like Gaylord and Outtie, but most are junk (P diddy, etc)... --Keithhackworth MUN 18:23, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• comment - Attempted to de-dudify the names... I'm not sure how they turned out, but as my blood sugar's down, they probably still bite. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:58, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, or come up with funniert names ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 19:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
• KILL NOW!!. Not funny. At all. User:Ehsteve99/sig
• Delete or improve the names. The names make this joke work, and it didn't.--Bradaphraser 17:56, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep if anyone can come up with funny names, I got wikipedia out of the air in my head, otherwise, delete. Scythe33 23:50, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
• keep. --biggy 17:52, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete because it's completely stupid all the way through. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:29, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill it. I don't know why I even bothered... blood sugar indeed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:52, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - it deserves a rewrite....I'll see if i can make it any better. --PiOfFive

MIRC

• Vanity quote + crap + lists. --T. (talk) 23:47, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Speedy Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:51, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

The Teletubbies

• Huff. This one is pretty useless... --Keithhackworth MUN 17:37, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Cancel - QVFD, even...you're too nice, Mr. Hackworth. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 18:06, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shred, burn, and bury. QVFD indeed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:15, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Tub away and redirect to Teletubbies-- Swami A. Suresh 19:19, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Murder. I could be wrong, but wasn't this page up for VFD a few weeks ago?

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 21:06, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Adomas Paltanavicius

• Delete - You think Roman history is funny? Try made up Roman history. And humans impregnating horses. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:28, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. "Rabid hamsters" indeed. *sniff* --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:16, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete pretty horrible --Keithhackworth MUN 20:47, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Guillotine it. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 21:04, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Asstroid

• Delete - Maybe this should've been a QVFD, but it's coherent and makes repeated stabs at humor. Unfortunately, 90% of these stabs involve the word farty. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 16:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Wipe it - it has potential and started good, but quickly looses it --Keithhackworth MUN 16:49, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Asplode. I mean, kill. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Guillotine it. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 21:02, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Grüne300

• Delete - Although it has a nice random German quote generator and an animated .gif, I don't get it. Possibly because I'm not German. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 15:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - I speak German, and it's just not funny. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:52, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 21:00, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

John's Beard

• Delete WTF? --Keithhackworth MUN 13:18, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shave 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:26, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Wax. Smells like slandanity. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Remove it from uncy's face --Rataube 14:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete, on the premise that it is one-lined slandanity.

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 20:59, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Nits

• Ok, after minor "de-uglification," I took the time to read this. What we seem to have here is a vanity/LJ-esque "article" about head lice. Thanks for sharing, mate. I almost QVFD'd it, but I thought I'd share too. BURN. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:37, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• i don't feel like reading it all, but the first sentance is enough. slash 'n' burn --Neko 18:57, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff: The has a little bit of charm but the article is so crappy that the charm doesn't do anything. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:21, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill it Oh please do --The Zombiebaron 03:21, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Give it what for - For the benefit of British Citisens of the United Kingdome, this means delete. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:38, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Give it Hell - For the benefit of anyone who does not speak American, this means Burninate.

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 20:56, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Eric van

• If I'm not mistaken, this article has already been huffed once on QVFD on the grounds that it's mostly Tr00. I say we huff it again. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:49, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff: I couldn't find any references to it in the VFD or QVFD archives, but my search wasn't very exhaustive but even so, it's a crappy orphaned article. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:19, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Send to the minors - Number of times read article (NTRA): 1, Number of laughs (NOL)1, Words in Article (WIA) - many, many, many, Ratio of words to laughs (ROWTL) - below .100. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:23, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. This article is hard to read and very boring. Plus, everyone (execept this author) knows the greatest mystery of baseball is "Who's on first?" - how could he leave this off? --Keithhackworth MUN 20:56, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Freshman Physics

• Some post-grad physicist trying to be funny. Expand, add as a section to Physics, or better yet huff. --biggy 18:02, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete because it's not funny. --Sir gwax (talk) 20:26, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff. any article that uses "ficke" in a sentence instantly turns me off. For crying out loud, at least get the German right. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:54, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff. Huff this trash to the end zone, please.--Verizanni 04:14, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Huff times three. Anything physics-related makes me sad. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:15, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - It "doth Suck" --Keithhackworth MUN 20:50, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Desplode/Extroy it's total crap--Roger The Bum 22:17, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopediac

What's this doing on Uncyclopedia, especially in the Uncyclopedia namespace? - Sikon 16:10, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

• Fry--Rataube 16:23, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• 'Huff pointless rehash of Uncyclopedians--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:59, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Eurojesii

• --T. (talk) 12:59, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• QVFD--Rataube 13:04, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Although this has the look of an incomplete project, I don't see a construction template. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:50, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

It's not an incomplete project, it's just another clon of Euroipods.--Rataube 15:25, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

PiOfFive

• Remove redirect --Keithhackworth MUN 12:27, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• Second the removal - It is against policy, isn't it? 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:48, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Manchester

• QVFD. Too lazy to tag. --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:33, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: And I tagged it for you too, you bum. --Sir gwax (talk) 01:07, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Boil it, Mash it, stick it in a stew! -Pdusen 01:57, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - QVFD material through 'n' through. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 02:11, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
• Naah... Keep It's to lame to delete. Or is it me?-- Swami A. Suresh 16:30, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

I just redirected it after the oringinal (just) got huffed.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 16:32, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

OK, I see.So once again it paid off to stick to the inner judgement rather than looking at the masses.-- Swami A. Suresh 16:45, 1 February 2006 (UTC)