In Soviet Finland, sleep walks YOU!
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music. ~ Marcus Brigstocke
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Unissakävelijä (English Sleepwalker) was born in 1986 and is from Finland. His current residence is in Ankara, Turkey. He's a full-time slave in the Gazi University Faculty of Law. He's a Wikipedian since 03.03 and an Uncyclopedian since 06.05.
He won't work for food. Only kahvi.
Politiikka on ihanaa! My mission in UN is to spread Finnish sense of humour. So far 132 articles have been injected with Koskenkorvanviina and counting. Although the Americans claim the opposite, Finnhumour ist über alles. If you find my tone sarcastic, humiliating, disturbing or rude; it is called salmiakkihimoita i.e. gimme candy!
I'm normally a very dull person and will only add pictures to random articles or design a totally ghey user page if I'm really bored. When I'm drunk however, you can see me writing tons of articles. So if anything offends you in an article, 9.5 out of 10 times it's written by me, so you should drink some Finlandia vodka to fully understand and appreciate them.
Bold articles were started by me. Italics are major rewrites.
I'm currently working on
Once the winter is over I will start working on
Tree hugging tree • Tree hugging panda • Hug / Hugging • Group hug • Unbirth • Turkey • Armenia • Nightwish • Morpheus • InvisiGoth • Eastasia • Eurasia • Oceania • Heaven • Sauna • Van Helsing • Cock Smoker
I swear to FSM I will never ever touch
Great articles you will regret dismissing when you die
You are dead. You can't regret shit.
None yet. Give me some?
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For your edits and calling that user a shemale, your a shxc beast you :P keep editing --Sharz 02:28, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
I have ample evidence that Keitei is a shemale. Leave me a message with your MSN address, street address, home and work phone numbers, VAT, social security and ID numbers, name+pic+phone number of your girlfriend and I'll send you the proof. No Russians please.