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In Soviet Finland, sleep walks YOU!

22:27 UTC, Sunday, 9 May

Quick Facts

  • Kaamos is my favorite dish.
  • I'm wearing your undies right now. Go figure.
  • Lawling is unlawful in the European Union.
  • Turkey can only be defeated by:
    » Turkeys
    » P-Liitto
    » Finland
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Favourite RL Quote:
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music. ~ Marcus Brigstocke
fi Tämä käyttäjä puhuu suomea äidinkielenään.
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
sv-0 Denna användaren hatar svenska.

Unissakävelijä (English Sleepwalker) was born in 1986 and is from Finland. His current residence is in Ankara, Turkey. He's a full-time slave in the Gazi University Faculty of Law. He's a Wikipedian since 03.03 and an Uncyclopedian since 06.05.

He won't work for food. Only kahvi.

Policy Statement

Politiikka on ihanaa! My mission in UN is to spread Finnish sense of humour. So far 132 articles have been injected with Koskenkorvanviina and counting. Although the Americans claim the opposite, Finnhumour ist über alles. If you find my tone sarcastic, humiliating, disturbing or rude; it is called salmiakkihimoita i.e. gimme candy!

I'm normally a very dull person and will only add pictures to random articles or design a totally ghey user page if I'm really bored. When I'm drunk however, you can see me writing tons of articles. So if anything offends you in an article, 9.5 out of 10 times it's written by me, so you should drink some Finlandia vodka to fully understand and appreciate them.

Curriculum Articulae

Bold articles were started by me. Italics are major rewrites.

I'm currently working on

Tree hugging hippyFinlandRammsteinBurger KingTarja HalonenWeapons of mass creationAlliteration

Once the winter is over I will start working on

Tree hugging treeTree hugging pandaHug / HuggingGroup hugUnbirthTurkeyArmeniaNightwishMorpheusInvisiGothEastasiaEurasiaOceaniaHeavenSaunaVan HelsingCock Smoker

I swear to FSM I will never ever touch

Your mom

Great articles you will regret dismissing when you die

You are dead. You can't regret shit.




None yet. Give me some?

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For your edits and calling that user a shemale, your a shxc beast you :P keep editing --Sharz 02:28, 29 January 2007 (UTC)


I have ample evidence that Keitei is a shemale. Leave me a message with your MSN address, street address, home and work phone numbers, VAT, social security and ID numbers, name+pic+phone number of your girlfriend and I'll send you the proof. No Russians please.