Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:I sneezed

Article: UnNews:I sneezed	Score: -2 shirts that will be greatly missed
Nominated by:	TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:24, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
For: 7	I actually got a real kick out of this one. Clear, concise, and written in an impeccably dry tone. Manages to capture the tension and tragedy of suburban life in a single page. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:24, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Self for I never thought this would get here. I love this article. I find all the controversy because of it hilarious. It makes me feel special and important. -- 03:37, January 22, 2011 (UTC) For I laughed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:02, January 22, 2011 (UTC) For Get out of the way, I know CPR. Come on buddy, look at me, look in my eyes. You're gonna make it. Aleister 15:14 22-1-'11 Ah jeez, I don't think he's gonna make it. Get ready to pronounce time of death, 'cause it ain't far off. Aleister 14:26 23-1-'11 It lives, it still lives! Optimistic Al 13:58 25-1-'11 Heh I like this alot. It really shows how boring life is. --Dancing dude 15:45, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Meaningless For. I honestly don't think this is feature-worthy, though I don't think this warrants the extreme amount of hate directed at it either. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:52, January 23, 2011 (UTC) Token For I know this article's gonna flunk VFH, and that SPIKE is probably gonna assassinate me after this vote, but this is actually an excellent satire of something as simple and mundane as sneezing. Though not strictly in the style of a news piece, it made me laugh. Scofield 08:57, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 9	Against. For why, see my review. Not one of my better ones, but still... 1 2 3 4 ~ 02:35, 22 January 2011 Against. Amusing concept, some amusing lines, but this is not even remotely close to being as polished as I'd like a feature to be. pillow talk 03:39, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Nah. I like it, but not that much. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:42, 22 January 2011 Per the Belgian ~ 10:57, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Not based on news, doesn't read like news, doesn't belong on UnNews. Also, gross. Writing unremarkable first-person notes about mundane events is as trite as it gets. This article's cult following is humor only in the sense that spray-painting a bridge abutment is funny. Read Magic man's For vote and tell me why that isn't the essence of trolling. Spıke ¬ 13:29 22-Jan-11 Against. Spike's soreness about this being kept (twice) aside, it just isn't that good. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:27, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Against. Isn't FA material in my opinion ChiefjusticeGameBoy 12:11, January 23, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per Mr. ChiefJDS -- S f 1 3 1752 EST 23 JAN 2011 Against. Much as I want to vote for because of Spike's stick-up-his-ass vote, this is OK, but not that special. --UU - natter 09:44, Jan 24
Comments	Comment. @Spike: Mister, this is not trolling - you just don't like these articles and have set yourself up as a bit of Napoleon to sort it out. This article has merits and it will fail VFH for some of the reasons you've outlined and some others that the other voters have given. Not wanting to have a bust up, but the confrontational element that you're bringing is just unhelpful and is yet another UnNews drama that threatens to spill onto other aspects of the communty. Shorter version: Time to roll up a fatty and sponge XBox usage at a friends house. Peace:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:55, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Comment. Aggh! SPIKE! Why do you have to take everything so personally? What I said about the controversy making me feel special and important was a joke. You really seem to have trouble seeing those. I know this is gonna fail VFH and I'm not gonna cry about it or anything, but really? Voting delete? It was kept off VFD. Forget about it and move on with your life. As I will when this fails VFH. -- 14:38, January 22, 2011 (UTC) You haven't forgotten already? I find this amusing considering how you have not even touched the page since putting out the first edit, despite asking for a review and laughing at every stage of this lot; the state in which the article is now is thanks to the efforts of TKF, Aleister and Dexter, who have actually done a pretty decent job of it. Not VFH quality, but not VFD anymore, either. 1 2 3 4 ~ 18:26, 22 January 2011 Comment. Abstain. Too corny. Funny bony 22:41, Jan 22 22:41, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Funnybony's own UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' today provides actual quality in the Mundane News genre. Spıke ¬ 02:39 23-Jan-11 Comment. Suggest tissues all round. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 22:50, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Comment. On me! -- 22:51, January 22, 2011 (UTC) Comment.** Hey, this has changed alot since it first got here. So anyone who voted against, will you please read it again and see if you like it more. Maybe change your vote to abstain, or even better for? Thanks. -- 20:47, January 25, 2011 (UTC)