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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. ... Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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UnBooks:Bloopy's Pirate Dictionary

Score: 2 illiterate pirates
Elapsed Time: 1946 hours
Keep (2)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If itโ€™s not funny it should be rewritten, not deleted. The articleโ€™s still got potential IMO and clearly effortโ€™s gone into it Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 07:10, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg User space it, but also copy over anything funny to Undictionary
Delete (4)
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UnGames:Tic_Tac_Toe

Score: -1 possible combinations
Elapsed Time: 719 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. No need to delete it, but I think this game could be implemented using JavaScript. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:31, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Same. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:50, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)

NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Never has been finished, in fact, there is like, 19683 possible combinations in tic tac toe that is kinda time consuming if we just did every possible tic-tac-toe combination for each page. I'm sure there are better ways to do this, you know... GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 23:21, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

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I think I could finish it. I have pretty much nothing to do all day. Soviet (talk) 15:31, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: you wanna make over 255168 pages? then go ahead gergdown, eh (talk) 20:19, 9 October 2025 (UTC)


Referee

Score: -0.5 striped shirts
Elapsed Time: 582 hours
Keep (1.5)

I think it's alright, could use with some polishing up here and there but it's excellent conceptually. โ„๏ธSystemPhantom, with an ๐ŸŠorange for you! (talk)โ„๏ธ 05:06, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Symbol opinion vote.svg I think Not bad. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 01:36, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

Delete (1)

Not very funny, hell i might even rewrite this if it gets deleted ๐Ÿ‘ปCUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire ๐Ÿ‘ป23:02 11 6 '25 16:52, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

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Washington Literary Society and Debating Union

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 32 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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Zoo

Score: 2 asploded animals
Elapsed Time: 29 hours
Keep (1)
Delete (3)

I get what this article is supposed to be, like, look like its written by a child and shit but its done so badly. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 18:02, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

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Cnorris.png I'm Chuck Norris, and I have an opinion about this article. eh, it can stay... it's just not great. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 00:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)


Scotch

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 20 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. ChuckNorris.gif  I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Explode fire.gif
    Made by the same guy who made whatever Raichu & Wakko Show Bible was. Really stubby and makes no sense; I'm pretty sure this is someone's fan character who added to this wiki for some reason. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 02:26, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
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Bongo cat

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 3 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote.svg Eww! Horribly written with barely any sort of coherence or jokes whatsoever. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 19:04, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

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Wikipedia

This is a joke nomination to VFD. This nomination should not be taken seriously. Or do take it seriously, I don't really care. Do whatever the fuck you want. Not my day to babysit you.
Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 22 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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