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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

What If?:Dentists could time travel?

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 363 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's just too fucking good. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 02:13, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. To @Alula:'s page. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 16:48, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 20:39, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its sort of funny, but also sorta really not a good article. Would make a better UnScript if anything LucyDance2.gifLucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon)LucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png โœฎ` ๐ŸŽ€ ๐’ด๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€ ๐ŸŽ€ `โœฎ 16:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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  • I want this for my article trench. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:23, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • I also want this for alula's article trench --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:31, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
  • What is Alula's article trench? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
    • @MrX: It's Alula's stockpile of ICU'd articles that are "pretty funny" to her. They range from good concepts with mediocre execution to bnuuy. You can read them here. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 01:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
      • Ah ok, good stuff, thanks. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 23:43, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

UnGames:Turnabout and its subpages at UnGames:Turn

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 335 hours
Keep (0)

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Better-written than some of the other games I've put on VFD, but still shitty and stubby. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:29, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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The History of The World, Condensed Into One Uncyclopedia Article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 238 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate article. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:21, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:30, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Chronikkah

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 238 hours
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Delete (3)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:24, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:23, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:30, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Male Reproductive System: Attorney At Law

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 238 hours
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Delete (2)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:37, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:31, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 175 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So I've found this handy guide for articles that need VFD'd, and according to it, this is just a verbatim copy of the Wikipedia article... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 15:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 17:00, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect to its Wikipedia article. Yes, you can do that. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:38, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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SPAMentology

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 145 hours
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Delete (3)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:42, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 17:00, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:41, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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Fortnite Creative

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 130 hours
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Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. abandoned article from about 3 years ago. Since L10nM4ster is not around here often anymore, and it is unlikely someone will grow it , we should just terminate it.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 13:25, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 17:00, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. or possibly let L10n know so he can decide on what to do with it Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:42, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:35, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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Template:User Pedophile

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 101 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Giggity, I'm adding this to my userpage! ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 04:19, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Already on the userpages of 13 people. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:29, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2.5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Ban it from both mainspace and userspace. or NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Seriously. This isn't something to be proud of, even if its a joke. It is disgusting.GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 18:41, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Eww! Yes, even if it seems to be a joke, it might encourage actual pedophiles. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:47, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Half delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:48, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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IDK what side to take. removing this template would result in a ton of broken links, but it might encourage actual pedos.Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:48, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Maybe subst it on the userpages that have it? --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 14:56, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Download Now! CCTCGAGAATTTAACAAA

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 70 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But only because I'm a nerd who gets the joke. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 01:21, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. i kinda get the joke. GlitchyZorua ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸฆŠ (give floofy hug) 03:01, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:51, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 01:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Napalm. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! REPEATING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS FUNNY AND HILARIOUS AND HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE! Ever. Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:25, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg BASH ITS SKULL IN! I know, that's supposed to be DNA or something, but the article never really seems to explain why we are downloading DNA. An article about genetically modifying yourself, or someone else, or attempting to transform your computer into a living organism, could be funny though. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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@GlitchyZorua: @Gergdown: please explain the joke which seems I'm not getting. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 03:07, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

  • @DaniPine3: It's kinda similar to the articles in Template:Nonsense, except there's a lot more actual stuff in it. The "CCTGCAC" stuff is DNA code. Basically, you're downloading DNA through a shitty website. The joke could've been done more effectively, but right now, it ain't that bad. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 14:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I still don't get the whole "downloading DNA" thing. It seems to me a tad nonsensical. And this website already has many nonsensical things. Maybe this'd fit Illogiclopedia better. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 14:37, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, good idea. Whether this gets keeped or not, I'm 100% porting this to Illogiclopedia. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 14:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Dafydd Bond Films

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 49 hours
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! this is just a list of films no one has ever heard of, plus some really low quality images. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) โ˜€๏ธ 17:01, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. It's an awful article, but i think i understood what it was about? Somewhat? Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:53, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
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The Dictionary

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 12 hours
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  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 11:20, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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Lettucianism

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 11 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this article is asking to be deleted... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 11:46, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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Walpurgisnacht

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 11 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. should be a redirect to Walpurgis Night ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 11:56, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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The Wiki Religion

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 11 hours
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  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. if this is about a wiki religion, why is it talking about looney tunes??? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 11:59, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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AskJesus

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
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  1. God patch.png Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™OPOSSUMSIG.gifYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
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