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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

UnBooks:Bloopy's Pirate Dictionary

Score: 2 illiterate pirates
Elapsed Time: 2266 hours
Keep (2)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If it’s not funny it should be rewritten, not deleted. The article’s still got potential IMO and clearly effort’s gone into it Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 07:10, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg User space it, but also copy over anything funny to Undictionary GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:50, 15 November 2025 (UTC)
Delete (4)
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UnGames:Tic_Tac_Toe

Score: -1 possible combinations
Elapsed Time: 1039 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. No need to delete it, but I think this game could be implemented using JavaScript. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 03:31, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Same. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:50, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)

NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Never has been finished, in fact, there is like, 19683 possible combinations in tic tac toe that is kinda time consuming if we just did every possible tic-tac-toe combination for each page. I'm sure there are better ways to do this, you know... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:21, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Comments

I think I could finish it. I have pretty much nothing to do all day. Soviet (talk) 15:31, 9 October 2025 (UTC)

@Soviet: you wanna make over 255168 pages? then go ahead gergdown, eh (talk) 20:19, 9 October 2025 (UTC)


Referee

Score: -0.5 striped shirts
Elapsed Time: 901 hours
Keep (1.5)

I think it's alright, could use with some polishing up here and there but it's excellent conceptually. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a πŸ‰watermelon for you! (talk)❄️ 05:06, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Symbol opinion vote.svg I think Not bad. Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif Hatsune-miku-dancing.gif 01:36, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

Delete (1)

Not very funny, hell i might even rewrite this if it gets deleted πŸ‘»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire πŸ‘»06:38 11 20 '25 16:52, 13 October 2025 (UTC)

Comments


Zoo

Score: 0 asploded animals
Elapsed Time: 348 hours
Keep (2)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I mean, I liked some of it. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
  • This is not VFD material. It's not good, but it's not terrible either. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:56, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)

I get what this article is supposed to be, like, look like its written by a child and shit but its done so badly. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:02, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Comments

Cnorris.png I'm Chuck Norris, and I have an opinion about this article. eh, it can stay... it's just not great. πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ πŸŒ‘ 00:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)


Free Lossless Audio Codec

Score: 2 horribly scratched CD-RWs
Elapsed Time: 176 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
Comments


Unternational Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet

Score: 0 profanities
Elapsed Time: 86 hours
Keep (1)

Red check mark.svg Strong keep. As someone who knows the NATO alphabet, this was indeed very funny. πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ πŸŒ‘ 17:47, 16 November 2025 (UTC)

Delete (1)

Saying negro asshole rapist could get some laughs but just isn't very funny for an entire article. SovieΡ‚β˜­ 16:06, 16 November 2025 (UTC)

Comments

@Soviet: there's a bit more of joke to the article than that. check what the International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet is, then come back to this article. you might then get what the real joke of the article is. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 16:35, 16 November 2025 (UTC)

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. i wish i could vote a double keep for this article, man! i just say that word list πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ πŸŒ‘ 17:48, 16 November 2025 (UTC)


Article title (for real)

Score: 4 boring titles
Elapsed Time: 81 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. Gergdown nominated this as a joke, but I'm actually nominating this article(*) because it's just a less funny version of Page title. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:00, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Duplicate article, should be merged. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:04, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ πŸŒ‘ 21:37, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:53, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Oᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 03:09, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Comments

(*) this article was originally named "Article title" before being moved to "Article structure" a long time ago; I have recently changed the "Article title" redirect so that it redirects to the funnier page. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 21:00, 16 November 2025 (UTC)


HowTo:Commit suicide

Score: 2 revived people
Elapsed Time: 58 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Screw it, i'm getting rid of the suckier one. Keep that first image if it does get deleted, it would fit in the other article. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:24, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Merge GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:54, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Comments
  • Ok, so there's a merge template on that page. Just do that and redirect it to the other one. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:23, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Symbol delete vote.svg Merged and redirected to HowTo:Commit Suicide. @Alula: mind removing this from here? Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 03:01, 20 November 2025 (UTC)


Air India Flight 171

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 41 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It doesn't really look like AI to me it's not a bad article. Bad taste? Probably. Too soon? Definitely. But it's not bad. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 14:42, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. another probable AI-generated article Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:26, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Poor attempt at humor --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:13, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol fuckoff red 2.svg Fuck off. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 01:08, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  4. Yankeessuck small2.jpg SUCK MUCK! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 01:34, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  5. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Obvious AI article is obvious. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:20, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. For those wondering how this is AI-generated, it contains multiple signs of AI-generated writing, as recognized on Wikipedia. Notably, all headers are written in title-case instead of sentence-case, the article is full of red links as well as a broken WikiBooks link. The article had a ton of nonexistent categories before I removed them. In Air India Flight 171#The Investigation, the article uses Markdown formatting inappropriately. In addition, the creator of the article has been previously blocked for creating AI-generated articles. While there is a tiny chance that this article was written by an actual person, I'm almost completely confident that it's AI-generated. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:47, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @Willy on wheels: Ah alright. Makes sense Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 19:11, 19 November 2025 (UTC)


New York Yankees

Score: 0 damn cheaters
Elapsed Time: 133 hours
Keep (2)
Delete (2)
  • The-green-monster.jpeg YANKEES SUCK! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:55, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! I like New York, but not enough Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 15:09, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@OPOSSUM: uhh... the entire city of Cleveland? Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:43, 14 November 2025 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia:Browsers

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 13 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. Really unnecessary and stubby project page; what it tries to do is already done in Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Arts and entertainment/Internet and tech culture. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:06, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Redundant. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:18, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:18, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Comments


User:Zana_Dark/Tarot and subpages

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 11 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Userify guess i got to delete my deltarot now, since that's something niche, something that basically nobody gets. also, seperate the art from the artist. also, i don't think userpage articles should be deleted, even if they don't serve any purpose anymore... πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ πŸŒ‘ 22:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Userfy Actually, just for the sake of it, kick it in Gergdowns userspace, still, fuck pedos, but this articles has nothing to do with that. so... yeah. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:48, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. pretty much vanity. isn't comedic at all, and was also done by an user that's now banned forever. I think it'd be better for the Uncyclopedia server to just delete every single page in here. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 19:21, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedia is not Wikia (anymore). --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:35, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif FUCK PEDOS See Uncyclopedia:Flammable's_Office#Zana_Dark_(talk)_–_contribs_(new_β€’_del)_β€’_edit-count_β€’_block_(rem_β€’_list)_β€’_all_logs_β€’_groups_β€’_checkuser GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:24, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: your article is about documenting deltarot on the wiki (and it's also a humorous one), so it's still technically within the scope of the wiki's project.
my main concern is that there are hundred of these pages and all of them transclude those horrible A/something templates, and getting rid of these articles in userspace means I get less pages to edit and change them. if that wasn't the case, I'd leave them alone, tho. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 22:54, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

  • @DaniPine3: could i potentially... recreate it in my user space to have a much less laggy experience? it shouldn't be that hard.
  • @GlitchyZorua: honestly, the art for all artworks should be seperated from the artist. Winston Churchill was probably racist. Michael Jackson was a sexual abuser (allegedly). I shouldn't have mentioned Michael Jackson. Thomas Jefferson owned hundreds of slaves. Genghis Khan... uh... well it's controversial. Yet, all of these people are still hailed as heroes and saviours (to many). so, you should probably separate the art from the artist. or don'tβ€”that's completely fine with me. πŸ‚ gergdown πŸ‚ πŸŒ‘ 03:49, 20 November 2025 (UTC)


Norton virus

Score: 1 Anti-viruses
Elapsed Time: 3 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. It kinda sucks, and is pretty barebones. and the one and only image that was on this article don't exist anymore because fucking... imageshack killed it. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 02:51, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
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