Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/contest

DO...

For nominators: DO...

1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.

For voters: DO...

1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

• ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
• ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
• ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
• ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

• ... Revert administrators.
• ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
• ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
• ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

Pages for Deletion

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check Special:DeadendPages, Special:LonelyPages and Special:UncategorizedPages. Often many articles can slip through the cracks of ICU or QVFD and remain on Uncyclopedia for very long periods before someone randomly stumbles upon them. Editors sometimes also keep useful lists on user subpages.

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Notes for Administrators:

• Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
• Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
• To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
• If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

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To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

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Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

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Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.

Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.

And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.

New nominations at the top of the page;

It apparently needs to be said again: Precede votes with #, not *. HELPME is getting tired of cleaning up after you, mostly because he gets edit conflicted.

Testical expansion

Score: -5
Keep (7)	Horrible, offensive. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:22, Jun 28 2010 UTC Lol. More POTR magic. --HM (T) Has a Future Has some good ideas. Chyel 05:27, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Nice job. AIC 5:29 Keep.I loled--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:43, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep. Has a lot of potential. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Meh-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:44, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Grotesque humour has gone out of fashion for me. --nldr 05:49, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Bollocks – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:16 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Eh ~ Readmesoon 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Eh Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:27,28June,2010 Nah Not enough pie. AIC 5:30 Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Kill, but do it nicely. Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:41, Monday 28 June 2010 - lolno --EMC [TALK] 05:42 Jun 28 2010
Comments

Limitations of Science

Score: -9
Keep (10)	Mmmmm, science. ~ Readmesoon 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Strong keep- It could do without the link to Mordillo's userpage, as that's kinda vain, but it's actually a quite good article.--HM (T) Fucking Magnets - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:19, Monday 28 June 2010 - keep Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC) I liek magnets - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ Keep. Chyel 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Awesome!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Enjoyed the read.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:34, June 28, 2010 (UTC) i loev itt --nldr 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Yadda yadda yadda -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:05, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	FUCK I knew I did bad but -9 score? DIdn't know I'd do this bad. Oh well, gotta vote for my own. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept! Congratulations, you can work under pressure. Welcome to the real world. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:05, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Vice_President_Biden_suffers_Tourette's_outburst

Score: 2
Keep (4)	keep it wasn't bad for an unnews article. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC) keep It's such a simple gag, but I couldn't stop laughing. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:38, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep Good enough, not VFD-worthy. AIC 5:56
Delete (6)	Delete. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:24, Jun 28 2010 UTC Delete. I hate Biden anyways, mad me wait outside in the hot sun for an hour while trying to get in the Capial Building just for him to leave it (true story)--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Too Generic. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:30,28June,2010 Meh Chyel 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:38, Monday 28 June 2010 - Delete. Wasted potential! - kingkitty ~Fuck you~
Comments	NIGGERCUNTS – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:23 Jun 28, 2010

Gee,_the_mannequins_at_Old_Navy_sure_are_hot!

Score: -4
Keep (6)	Keep. I think it's hilarious.--HM (T) Keep. Chyel 05:36, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. The blackiquin turned me on. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:44,28June,2010 Quick glance and read, keepable for sure. Not VFD-worthy. AIC 5:58 Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:17, Monday 28 June 2010 - Delete. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:23, Jun 28 2010 UTC
Comments	Keeped, for some reason – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:24 Jun 28, 2010

Why? Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters

Score: -1
Keep (+7)	I came. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Per above ~ Readmesoon 05:23, June 28, 2010 (UTC) fap - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:37, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep. Not VFD material. AIC 5:39 Keep. Chyel 05:42, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. A-GUH! Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:47,28June,2010 Keep. It has potential.....oh...guess i was too late - kingkitty ~Fuck you~
Delete (6)	Delete. Short, vain, and pretty unfunny overall.--HM (T) Don't find that one chick from Mythbusters all that attractive. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:23, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:36, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete I find her sexy, but the article was too short. Not unlike her skirt. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:06, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Um. --nldr 05:53, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Culd be better. although I like to fuck that girl now--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:11, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Tie; deleted by default – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:25 Jun 28, 2010 MOTHER FUCKING EDIT CONFLICTS KEPT – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:29 Jun 28, 2010

HowTo:Write a decent article in an hour

Score: 3
Keep (3)	Keep. While we're certainly not short on concept articles, the route of self-deprecation is an obvious one that we don't seem to take enough, and this is executed well enough in most spots to pull it off. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:24, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Whoa, someone liked this? I may change my vote now that I know people actually enjoy it. ~ Readmesoon 05:27, June 28, 2010 (UTC) That's it, I'm getting scared. I don't my "hard" work to go like dust in the wind. ~ Readmesoon 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. and work on it if it doesn't break the concept. Chyel 05:46, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Ix-nay. It has an ugly and stupid butt and also is just another dumb concept article. Uncyc has plenty of those. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC) I genuinely agree my ability to write has been reduced to shambles. ~ Readmesoon 05:19, June 28, 2010 (UTC) hfvdasjfgvjh - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:21, Monday 28 June 2010 - Nah. Per everyone above. Also, you people can't format your votes properly. HAET HAET HAT--HM (T) Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:32, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Stupid Bettr Luck Next time--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Naw. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:52,28June,2010
Comments	Gone with the motherfucking wind – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:28 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:ICC calls emergency meeting because I kick too much ass at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Score: -7
Keep (8)	It's fine. This one passes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:17, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Because I wrote it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:24, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keeper--HM (T) Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Weak Keep Chyel 05:48, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Might as well. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:49,28June,2010 Keep. I love modern warfare 2--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:52, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	I didn't laugh. --nldr 05:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, despite the fact that you suck at CoD. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:09 Jun 28, 2010

The Fourth Stooge

Score: -4
Keep (4)	Keep. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:25, Monday 28 June 2010 - Feature AIC 5:41 Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:51, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Would you like a cookie, sir? 06:04,28June,2010
Delete (0)	No delete votes.
Comments	Comment Using Iggy Pop in an article shows that you're old. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:25, Jun 28 2010 UTC Well, it WAS my birthday 2 weeks ago... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:30, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Kept. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:11 Jun 28, 2010

Vintage Advertisement Article

Score: 2
Keep (3)	Like it ~ Readmesoon 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC) I believe I cried. --nldr 05:57, June 28, 2010 (UTC) SUCKER FOR ONE LINERS – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:16 Jun 28, 2010
Delete (5)	Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:26, Monday 28 June 2010 - Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:41, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Nah, this one would be on QVFD AIC 5:42 Delete.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC) lol - kingkitty ~Fuck you~
Comments	My semi-aware effort at a "minute article." Judge accordingly. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:34, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Abstain. Was gonna vote to delete, but then it made me think of Superfast Jellyfish. Would you like a cookie, sir? 06:06,28June,2010 I like the Gorrilaz--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Sad to see this go – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:28 Jun 28, 2010

The toaster in Pulp Fiction

Score: -6
Keep (6)	Keep. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:26, Jun 28 2010 UTC Keep. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:27, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep. I looked at this just after the contest ended.Very good work. AIC 5:44 Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:58, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Why not?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:07, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. The exchange between the Toaster and Tarantino is gold. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:11, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)	No delete votes.
Comments	So kept. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:13 Jun 28, 2010

Grandma's Pies

Score: -1
Keep (3)	MOTHER FUCKER KEEP!!!! Pretty damn good for a 55 minute made article. Plus, it gots pies.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:07, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Yes. Far and away the best, most convincing "child article" on the site. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:09, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. Fucking made me go to the wrong one - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:30, Monday 28 June 2010 - Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 06:02, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Squeaked past – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:31 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Jesus_killed_in_more_badass_way_than_originally_assumed,_historians_say

Score: -4
Keep (4)	Yes! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. ~ Readmesoon 05:30, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:32, Monday 28 June 2010 - Cross? He must've been livid. --nldr 06:02, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)	No delete votes.
Comments	Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:31 Jun 28, 2010

Covering yourself in blood and children's feces

Score: -7
Keep (7)	My disgusting masterpiece -- absorbent Ape (exorcise) (Riot Porn) 05:19, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Horrible, disgusting, offensive. VFH. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Very good. Most of the pages are very good. This was an interesting experiment in what people who use this site can do when they want to. AIC 5:26 Yes - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:44, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep. Yes yes yes. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ Yucky. Would you like a cookie, sir? Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:10, June 28, 2010 (UTC) 05:56,28June,2010
Delete (0)	No delete votes.
Comments	Abstain. I liked the work ethic, but don't find it funny. --nldr 05:55, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Splort – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:14 Jun 28, 2010

Jabulani

Score: -2
Keep (4)	Yeah. ~ Readmesoon 05:20, June 28, 2010 (UTC) I write better when i'm sleep deprived and on a schedule. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC) lol--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Nice. Certainly not deletable on VFD. AIC 5:48
Delete (2)	Delete. No rationale - just hated it. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:26, Jun 28 2010 UTC Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:45, Monday 28 June 2010 -
Comments	Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:34 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. Too stubby. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:27, Jun 28 2010 UTC Yech ~ Readmesoon 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:30, June 28, 2010 (UTC) I've seen dwarves longer than that. --nldr 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - It shows a victim of the time limit. --HM (T)
Comments	Deleted. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:45 Jun 28, 2010 Oh, well Chyel 05:51, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

HowTo:Screw with the workers of your local fast food place

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:43, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep How are people judging? This isn't VFD material, a pretty good page and needs a little work but not much. AIC 5:55 keepish I tried to write a full article in an hour. i'm suprised i got anything done. I have alot more planed for this, don't worry. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)	There is greatness within you. But as I read this article, I am left more hungry for a hamburger than engorged with naked humor. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ Delete. Per Kingkitty. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:46, Monday 28 June 2010 -
Comments	abstain There were some writing cliches, and I used to work fast food, so yeah. Not entirely VFD worthy, but I still didn't like it. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:35 Jun 28, 2010

A new lease on life

Score: -2
Keep (5)	Isn't half bad, except for the spelling which is fixable. Needs a photo or two, and some editing and additions, and I'll do all of that soon. Started this with no idea of even a name at the stroke of 12, and stream-of-conscioused it. Will work on it to fix it up. Aleister 5:22 Keep. I kinda liked it. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:37,28June,2010 Humour needed to be highlighted more, but I don't know if I should persecute it on that basis since we all only had an hour to write the articles or not. I liked the context nonetheless. --nldr 05:46, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Potential - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:47, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:20, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)	eh interesting, but not really funny. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC) bawl - sounds like a good old 90s young adult novel. But there's not much in the way of humor. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ Delete. Also, your "AIC" sig needs a link to your userpage please, Aleister -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Humour needed. Will add it. This is just where it went off to, after a buddy and I watched Lord Love a Duck last week, and now I want to fuck Tuesday Weld. The young one. Or the cougar. AIC Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:37 Jun 28, 2010

Shark Week

Score: 0
Keep (4)	It's cool. TOO COOL FOR YOU! —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC) i dunno lol - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:48, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep Good enough, not VFD material, why does it get delete votes. Oh. Even the author voted to delete. Never mind. But I like it, feaure. AIC 5:50 Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. What a piece of shit. What the fuck was I thinking. --EMC [TALK] 05:18 Jun 28 2010 Delete. I say it isn't much. It feels like I'm staring into a wall. A wall of something. It isn't random. But it's like, if somebody wrote a witty article, but took all the wit part out. I know I know, it might be controversials, I might be overstepping my boundaries. But sometimes you gotta make those calls. And this is my call. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:37, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Not horrible, but Shark Week deserves better. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:39,28June,2010
Comments	Tie; deleted by default – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:38 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Obama doodles random shit

Score: -6
Keep (6)	Really good. AIC 5:23 Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC) kelp - If you can't be proud of your own work, then why even bother living. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~ Innocuous. --nldr 05:32, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:33, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:45, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete ()	No delete votes.
Comments	Yes we can. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:19 Jun 28, 2010

UnBooks: That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Keep. Cuz it's mine. Would you like a cookie, sir? 05:29,28June,2010 Keep.Needs work, but isn't bad enough to delete. AIC 5:32 Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:34, Monday 28 June 2010 - Keep.
Delete (1)	Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:39 Jun 28, 2010

Charity shop

Score: -3
Keep (4)	On a quick browse I see it's worth keeping. Maybe needs work, but not VFD material. AIC 5:34 Mother Fucking For Awesome is this article and its creator.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Needs work but it's good as it is. Chyel 05:55, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Possible Potential Probably not VFH though. Would you like a cookie, sir? 06:08,28June,2010
Delete (1)	Delete. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:49, Monday 28 June 2010 -
Comments	The second image's coding is messed up, but I can't rectify it, it was fine before. --nldr 05:37, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Also I got up at 4.50am to write this. I can see mistakes all over the shop. --nldr 05:42, June 28, 2010 (UTC) Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:40 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Delete. Because it's even shittier the third time around.
Comments	??? Now, how did this happen? Chyel 05:56, June 28, 2010 (UTC)