Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/contest

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

Pages for Deletion[edit source]

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.


How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):


Notes for Administrators:

  • Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
  • To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
  • If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.


Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock.png Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.


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Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.

Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.

And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.

New nominations at the top of the page;

It apparently needs to be said again: Precede votes with #, not *. HELPME is getting tired of cleaning up after you, mostly because he gets edit conflicted.

VFD-padlock.png Testical expansion[edit source]

Score: -5
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Horrible, offensive. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:22, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Lol. More POTR magic. --HM (T)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Has a Future Has some good ideas. Chyel 05:27, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice job. AIC 5:29
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.I loled--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:43, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  7. Keep. Has a lot of potential. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Meh--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:44, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Grotesque humour has gone out of fashion for me. --nldr 05:49, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"[edit source]

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Eh ~ Readmesoon 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Eh It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:27,28June,2010
  3. Nah Not enough pie. AIC 5:30
  4. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Kill, but do it nicely.
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:41, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  7. lolno --EMC [TALK] 05:42 Jun 28 2010
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Limitations of Science[edit source]

Score: -9
Keep (10)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Mmmmm, science. ~ Readmesoon 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong keep- It could do without the link to Mordillo's userpage, as that's kinda vain, but it's actually a quite good article.--HM (T)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Fucking Magnets Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:19, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  4. keep Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I liek magnets -
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chyel 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Awesome!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Enjoyed the read.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:34, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  9. i loev itt --nldr 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Yadda yadda yadda --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:05, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg FUCK I knew I did bad but -9 score? DIdn't know I'd do this bad. Oh well, gotta vote for my own. Sir SysRq (talk) 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept! Congratulations, you can work under pressure. Welcome to the real world. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:05, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Vice_President_Biden_suffers_Tourette's_outburst[edit source]

Score: 2
Keep (4)
  1. keep it wasn't bad for an unnews article. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. keep It's such a simple gag, but I couldn't stop laughing. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:38, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep Good enough, not VFD-worthy. AIC 5:56
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:24, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I hate Biden anyways, mad me wait outside in the hot sun for an hour while trying to get in the Capial Building just for him to leave it (true story)--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too Generic. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:30,28June,2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Meh Chyel 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:38, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wasted potential! -
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Gee,_the_mannequins_at_Old_Navy_sure_are_hot![edit source]

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think it's hilarious.--HM (T)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chyel 05:36, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The blackiquin turned me on. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:44,28June,2010
  5. Quick glance and read, keepable for sure. Not VFD-worthy. AIC 5:58
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:17, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:23, Jun 28 2010 UTC
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Why? Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters[edit source]

Score: -1
Keep (+7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I came. Sir SysRq (talk) 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Per above ~ Readmesoon 05:23, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg fap Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:37, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not VFD material. AIC 5:39
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chyel 05:42, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A-GUH! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:47,28June,2010
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It has potential.....oh...guess i was too late -
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, vain, and pretty unfunny overall.--HM (T)
  2. Don't find that one chick from Mythbusters all that attractive. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:23, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:36, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete I find her sexy, but the article was too short. Not unlike her skirt. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:06, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Um. --nldr 05:53, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Culd be better. although I like to fuck that girl now--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:11, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Write a decent article in an hour[edit source]

Score: 3
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. While we're certainly not short on concept articles, the route of self-deprecation is an obvious one that we don't seem to take enough, and this is executed well enough in most spots to pull it off. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:24, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    1. Whoa, someone liked this? I may change my vote now that I know people actually enjoy it. ~ Readmesoon 05:27, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. That's it, I'm getting scared. I don't my "hard" work to go like dust in the wind. ~ Readmesoon 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and work on it if it doesn't break the concept. Chyel 05:46, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Ix-nay. It has an ugly and stupid butt and also is just another dumb concept article. Uncyc has plenty of those. Sir SysRq (talk) 05:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg I genuinely agree my ability to write has been reduced to shambles. ~ Readmesoon 05:19, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg hfvdasjfgvjh Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:21, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Nah. Per everyone above. Also, you people can't format your votes properly. HAET HAET HAT--HM (T)
  4. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:32, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Stupid Bettr Luck Next time--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Naw. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:52,28June,2010
Comments

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:ICC calls emergency meeting because I kick too much ass at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2[edit source]

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg It's fine. This one passes. Sir SysRq (talk) 05:17, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because I wrote it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:24, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keeper--HM (T)
  5. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Weak Keep Chyel 05:48, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Might as well. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:49,28June,2010
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I love modern warfare 2--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:52, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. I didn't laugh. --nldr 05:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png The Fourth Stooge[edit source]

Score: -4
Keep (4)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments

Vintage Advertisement Article[edit source]

Score: 2
Keep (3)
  1. Like it ~ Readmesoon 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I believe I cried. --nldr 05:57, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg SUCKER FOR ONE LINERS  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:16 Jun 28, 2010
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:26, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  2. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:41, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Nah, this one would be on QVFD AIC 5:42
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. lol -
Comments

VFD-padlock.png The toaster in Pulp Fiction[edit source]

Score: -6
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:26, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:27, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I looked at this just after the contest ended.Very good work. AIC 5:44
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:58, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Why not?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:07, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Keep. The exchange between the Toaster and Tarantino is gold. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:11, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments

VFD-padlock.png Grandma's Pies[edit source]

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. MOTHER FUCKER KEEP!!!! Pretty damn good for a 55 minute made article. Plus, it gots pies.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:07, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Yes. Far and away the best, most convincing "child article" on the site. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fucking made me go to the wrong one Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:30, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  2. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 06:02, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Jesus_killed_in_more_badass_way_than_originally_assumed,_historians_say[edit source]

Score: -4
Keep (4)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments

VFD-padlock.png Covering yourself in blood and children's feces[edit source]

Score: -7
Keep (7)

05:56,28June,2010

Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments
  1. Abstain. I liked the work ethic, but don't find it funny. --nldr 05:55, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Jabulani[edit source]

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Yeah. ~ Readmesoon 05:20, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I write better when i'm sleep deprived and on a schedule. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. lol--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nice. Certainly not deletable on VFD. AIC 5:48
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No rationale - just hated it. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:26, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:45, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
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UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"[edit source]

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too stubby. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:27, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Yech ~ Readmesoon 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:30, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I've seen dwarves longer than that. --nldr 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It shows a victim of the time limit. --HM (T)
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VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Screw with the workers of your local fast food place[edit source]

Score: -1
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  1. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:43, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep How are people judging? This isn't VFD material, a pretty good page and needs a little work but not much. AIC 5:55
  3. keepish I tried to write a full article in an hour. i'm suprised i got anything done. I have alot more planed for this, don't worry. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. There is greatness within you. But as I read this article, I am left more hungry for a hamburger than engorged with naked humor. -
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Kingkitty. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:46, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
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  1. abstain There were some writing cliches, and I used to work fast food, so yeah. Not entirely VFD worthy, but I still didn't like it. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png A new lease on life[edit source]

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  1. Isn't half bad, except for the spelling which is fixable. Needs a photo or two, and some editing and additions, and I'll do all of that soon. Started this with no idea of even a name at the stroke of 12, and stream-of-conscioused it. Will work on it to fix it up. Aleister 5:22
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kinda liked it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:37,28June,2010
  3. Humour needed to be highlighted more, but I don't know if I should persecute it on that basis since we all only had an hour to write the articles or not. I liked the context nonetheless. --nldr 05:46, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Potential Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:47, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:20, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. eh interesting, but not really funny. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. bawl - sounds like a good old 90s young adult novel. But there's not much in the way of humor. -
  3. Delete. Also, your "AIC" sig needs a link to your userpage please, Aleister --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Humour needed. Will add it. This is just where it went off to, after a buddy and I watched Lord Love a Duck last week, and now I want to fuck Tuesday Weld. The young one. Or the cougar. AIC
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Kept  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:37 Jun 28, 2010

Shark Week[edit source]

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg It's cool. TOO COOL FOR YOU! Sir SysRq (talk) 05:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg i dunno lol Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 05:48, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  3. Keep Good enough, not VFD material, why does it get delete votes. Oh. Even the author voted to delete. Never mind. But I like it, feaure. AIC 5:50
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What a piece of shit. What the fuck was I thinking. --EMC [TALK] 05:18 Jun 28 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I say it isn't much. It feels like I'm staring into a wall. A wall of something. It isn't random. But it's like, if somebody wrote a witty article, but took all the wit part out. I know I know, it might be controversials, I might be overstepping my boundaries. But sometimes you gotta make those calls. And this is my call. -
  3. delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:37, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Smite lightning.svg Smite. Not horrible, but Shark Week deserves better. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:39,28June,2010
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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Obama doodles random shit[edit source]

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VFD-padlock.png UnBooks: That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south[edit source]

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Cuz it's mine. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 05:29,28June,2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Needs work, but isn't bad enough to delete. AIC 5:32
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  1. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Charity shop[edit source]

Score: -3
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  1. On a quick browse I see it's worth keeping. Maybe needs work, but not VFD material. AIC 5:34
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Mother Fucking For Awesome is this article and its creator.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Needs work but it's good as it is. Chyel 05:55, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Possible Potential Probably not VFH though. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! It really is. 06:08,28June,2010
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  • The second image's coding is messed up, but I can't rectify it, it was fine before. --nldr 05:37, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    • Also I got up at 4.50am to write this. I can see mistakes all over the shop. --nldr 05:42, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Kept  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 06:40 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"[edit source]

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because it's even shittier the third time around.
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??? Now, how did this happen? Chyel 05:56, June 28, 2010 (UTC)