User talk:Mitch 1 2/archive3

QVFD

Hey Mitch, there seems to be some problem with the QVFD script. You know anything about it? ~ 12:13, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I think you have finally went mad....:) ~ 14:08, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Damn it! Now that you've responded, I can't remove it! -- Mitch 14:41, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

That doesn't mean I can't. OH NOES I CENSORED A TALK PAGE WHATEVER SHALL I DO!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)  

New stuff

This is new stuff that I appended, like you asked.

AutoVFD

I'm waiting breathlessly for your new invention :) ~ 13:01, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

I second what Mordillo said above. However, I have a complaint...

The Newpages feature of your megascript still sucks quite a number of bollocks. QVFD marked articles just aren't showing up like they're supposed to, and articles WiP or ICU marked aren't showing up at all.

I think I've mentioned it before, but the Newpages script located here has served me very well in the past. May I suggest a switch-over? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:14, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Change "User:Spang/TaggedNewPages" to "User:Dr._Skullthumper/TaggedNewPages" in your uncyclopedia.js. It isn't a problem with TaggedNewPages.js, but with the code in your own uncyclopedia.js which auto-enables the marking. -- Mitch 02:47, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! Oh, and also, your userpage freaked me out for a moment. :) --Andorin Kato 02:03, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny April 19 13:08 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

~ 16:33, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:02, Dec 7

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Christmas?On the beach?

It just seems... weird.

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:45, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Merry X-Mas and such!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
This greeting is not supported by Google AdSense, but it still sucks.

-- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 14:49, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Bah Humbug

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Merry X Mas!

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:42, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Shit! Shit! Fuck I forgot to give Mitch one of these!

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

- Merry Christmas, my binumeral friend. -RAHB 19:13, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Pft...

I really hope you don't DIE WHILE CHOKING ON A CUNTYMINT THIS CHRISTMAS Yes, that's just how much I care

-- 19:39, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING...BITCH!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 03:51, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- sannse esnnas 10:39, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Additional Christmas stuff

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

25/12/2007 @ 23:26

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Mitch 1 2/archive3! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Re: Merry Christmas

<delayed response> Thanks for the card! </delayed response>

Hope you had a nice day and whatnot. — Sir Manticore 11:44, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Mitch,

Sorry, I just noticed your message while going through my talk page. Thanks. :) MadMax 00:52, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Moved from your userpage

Mitch, there is a problem, you have deleted Fisherman's Choice the article. This is un-democratic, un-socialist, un-anything. Uncyclopedia is as imperialist as the fools at Wikipedia. You have been given a little taste of power and it has gone to your head. We want that article back, it is based on a true story. Restore it immediately, so at the very least I can copy it and find somewhere else to keep it.

For Lincoln's mole

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

2/07/2008 @ 16:47

Vandal

Vandalism in progress. How do I alert people when there's vandalism? Proxima Centauri 13:47, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

Proxima Centauri was trying to help. He didn't know about Ban Patrol, and certainly didn't deserve to be added himself for what amounted to a simple misunderstanding on how to report vandalism. Try and exercise a bit of understanding and discretion for people who might not know all the ins and outs of the site, eh? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Codeine (talk • contribs) 23:09, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Okay. -- Mitch 09:33, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)