User talk:Mhaille/archive10

Not quite sure what to do about this

Hi. When you welcomed me to the site you said if I need help, I should ask you. Well I don't know quite what to do about this.

Am I to expect this kind of thing, or is it just a one-off? As far as know it was unprovoked (unless I came online drunk, or something). Oh well. Get back to me if you can, chap. Thanks. --Danny Himself 16:20, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, whoops. I seem to have made a mistake. Disregard this. --Danny Himself 16:24, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Lol....don't worry about it. Another one falls for the classic {{Username}} tag. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"When hell freezes over"???

Not you too! Who else is going to add pictures to pages, while I'm still writing. Who else is going to 'chop a pic and add it, when I'm still just laying down headers? /me shakes fists at sky. He was so young. Why couldn't you take me, Lord? Why?! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:52, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Todd? No wait, Hinoa. Shit..... -- Tits McGee

Don't ever do that again, mister. You scared your mother half to death.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:34, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

AC/DC

Where has my life's work on AC/DC gone? It even had a construction sign on it. ps how do I make a nice heading? --Sulk 13:48, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

A la ==title==. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:52, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I appreciate the form-letter welcome, but...

I'm extremely hurt and confused that my attempt at a page on Bryn Mawr College (a well-known liberal-arts college in the USA) was deleted before it even got off the ground for being "schoolcruft." I put a lot of time into making my attempt literate, interesting, and funny before I even tried to save it the first time: if nothing else, could you just give me the text of it to hang onto? with sadness, --Pfeif 08:58, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem, I have placed a copy at User:Pfeif/Bryn Mawr College. The issue we have is that we have, on occasion had some quite negative press from School Related articles, hence the reason why most are huffed on site. For what its worth yours has been the first one that has made me laugh in a long time. :)

Once you are finished editing I think we might consider adding your article to the Schoolcruft list of "approved" articles. In any case, I look forward to your future contributions to the site. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thank you very much, this makes me feel a lot better about joining up with the site. I've been using the original wikipedia article as a template, but rewriting it dramatically, and that seems to work pretty well. I'll keep working on it and ask college friends for their input. Thanks again! Cheers,--Pfeif 22:48, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Uhhh

This is pretty much the best website ever. I just had to tell you thank you for making me feel so uhhh smart cus I can add stuff to this thing. Uhh huh-huh. Yeah.

--DryvBy Talk to Daddy 00:51, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

NotM

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:51, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

That Powershot Proxy is back

It has come to my attention that the Powershot dude is back. 207.161.4.160 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) He somehow circumvented the ban he received and is now acting like a complete ass on the forum. --General Insineratehymn 01:01, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

For some reason the block wasn't listed on the blocked IPs list. I've replaced it. If it doesn't stick, I'll get some technical eyes on the problem -- sannse (talk) 20:51, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Fool

This is purely a practice thing to see if this appears at the top or if I just end up looking like a fool. Maybe it shall do both and then I will know my work here is over.

Dedbutdrmng 16:39, 28 November 2006 (UTC)dedbutdrmng

Hitler

May I aks why you huffed my young George Hitler article? I was going to add to that along with my Billy Piper article that a friend and I are creating. Why spoil our fun?

Hi. The article was huffed really because we are in the middle of a Forest Fire Week, where certain types of articles, particularly of the "random humour" variety have a tendancy to be deleted. The Billy Piper one, although still having quite a random element, is at least a little less so, and also about a more "notable" person. With a bit of work, adding more spoof content of the real Billy Piper it could turn into a nice little article. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

About my Article

Some ass messed up my Serebii's Pokemon Place article and you deleted it, is there anyway to restore it? Kagome Lover 21:26, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Think it might have problems with the sites Vanity Policy. What is the article actually about? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

About some overrated Pokemon website, you think it does? It IS pretty well known. Kagome Lover 21:50, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Deleted Article

Apparently an article that I wrote was delted by you as "vanity shite." Why?

Hey

What did you think of the articvle I made? Sorry abouyt asking twice. --Skrelk 00:08, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl

Heh. Nice addition to UnNews:Britain to use climate change report to push for return to feudalism , maybe they'll sing it on the audio feed. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 18:43, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd love to hear Zim struggle with that one. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Reasons to become an Atheist

Can I suggest that you change the sentence

...you'll get to believe that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are inalienable rights given by Thomas Jefferson, who's now dead, along with his slaves.

Into

...you'll get to believe that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are inalienable rights given by Thomas Jefferson, not God.

Please note that Jefferson is in italics. Is it OK if you change this for me? It’s just a suggestion. Thanks.Weri long wang 23:12, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Weri, I actually think the first version is funnier. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Can you put Thomas Jefferson in italics then? Weri long wang 11:32, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. Weri long wang 16:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Protect

Ips keep crudding the article "Your mom". Please semi-protect. --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 06:55, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks Collaboration

I was wondering if you were up for a collaboration for UnBook of the Month. At this rate, there'll never be one. My first draft of The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women could sue use your help, particularly in making it more book-like (you know, with paragraphs and stuff?) and less listy in the lower sections. Right now, I have a decent introduction (?), but only small blurbs over each of the questions.

I'd also be game for doing something completely different from the ground up, if you've got an idea. What say ye? ~ T. (talk) 16:31, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, sounds great. I need to get out of my writing stupor.....will put my thinking cap on, and light up the thinking pipe. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Great! Hm. Pssssst. What kind of tobacco is in the thinking pipe? And do feel free to strike stuff out with a red pen, take it in a different direction, whatever you're moved to do. I'm not overly attached to anything... I started writing it without a specific direction. Even the original title (Does this make me look fat?) was only a working title. ~ T. (talk) 23:57, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank You ^_^

THANK YOU Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!'' You Are A True Comrade ~Premier Tom Mayfair

This user raises their own chickenbox.

The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ 23:51, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Block Log

I just saw you give someone the ban, and altough you wrote "BLANKER" at first glance it looked to me as "WANKER". Freudian slip? Hmmm....<scratches head in amazement>. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:01, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Errrr..

Anti-Ben? I thought it could of worked, man. I'm disappointed in you.

<3

Thanks for the Garrison Keillor plug.  :) He's such a bore, but I do like him and The Writer's Almanac... Does any NPR programming get out there, or is this something that only most Americans and a few Canadians have to suffer with?  :)

I've been thinking about Googlewhack and re-reading the Wikipedia entry on it, trying to think of a new angle. The only thing that's crossed my mind is some sort of underground club, filled with seedy men in back rooms engaged in group Googlewhacking, but the words aren't coming... perhaps because it's too lurid. If that rings a bell for you, go for it. Otherwise, I'll keep thinking until I get another idea that catches fire. ~ T. (talk) 19:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

We don't get NPR stuff over here, but we do have some very similar programmes, presented by opinionated stuffed shirts. I read the Wikipedia entry on Garrison Keillor (and now I'm educated!), figured he deserved a quote (Oscar has sooooOOOoooooo many of them).

Yeah, I think Googlewhack is just missing that something to be completed, I do like your idea, a circle jerk cum (sic) internet cafe, but from the start I've been worried about the article becoming a one trick pony. Having said that its difficult to see it as anything other than one long masturbation joke, so perhaps thats where it needs to go. :)

Would hate to develop a reputation for this sort of thing..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

BFI

looks bad, and I can't fix it. I tried, but i don't know what's going on.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:20, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

The word on "the street" is that something called TIDY is running, and that it has caused a few problems with formatting here and there...."they" are looking into it. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Why, thank you sir for the info about "them", hope the black helicopters come...I love them as a matter of fact, and I know where they keep them, and technically they aren't black...but anyway...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:34, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Sugesting a New Template

Hey I'm a noob and I'm just wondering how do you suggest a template idea? Like I saw this funny picture and I want it to become like a template for a certian thing what do i do? Thanks.-- Gaberou 15:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

make it yourself-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 17:21, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Try reading this forum. Pay close attention to my advice there. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/9 01:12

Thanks for the welcome

It's good being here instead of that WikiNOTpedia. Let me know if im doing anything wrong.

Peace.

H. H.

(Continuation)

...all my life? --Lenoxus 19:50, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Basically

college. How's about you? --Lenoxus 19:56, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

This

is kind of ridiculous. Keep up the good work...--Lenoxus 20:09, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Its a Me!

Im sort of back. Still wrestling with college.--Nytrospawn 22:59, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Keep your hips low so it doesn't suplex you. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/12 01:10

Candlejack

Before you continue huffing the Candlejack article, could you please explain why you are huffing it? --The Cyber Mage 01:35, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Good morning Cyber Mage. The Candlejack page was huffed simply because it isn't an article, infact "Candlejack was a character from th" isn't even a whole sentence. Uncyclopedia is a spoof of encyclopedic sites such as Wikipedia, and as a general rule one-line stubs (or even two or three line stubs) are deleted out of hand. Its nothing personal, and I hope you stick around to write a decent article on the subject. Big thanks on the vote on FFS! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

UnNews

I saw you replyed on Hindleyite's user talk about the UnNews recording thing. If you want, you can record my ones, if you see them without a tag on them saying that "zim's got this one" etc. Infact i'd be happy for you to do it, but thats only if you want to --—Braydie 20:08, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey

Thanks for the message. Would you mind telling me what you think of my article on star wars galaxies?

Its a nice start, have you any images that you can add to it. Different sections on gameplay, etc? Have a look at one of my articles like Voynich Manuscript to see how I have spaced out the text into sections to make the article much more "encyclopedic". I'd probably rewrite an "introduction" and move what you've done down to Development Overview, or something like that. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hello friend

Thank you for the automatic welcome. I hope you can help me. See my message on the "Dump" as you said. --Mvp14 19:34, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Whore: A Retrospective

After nearly a full minute's thought, I started writing this one. Editing / formatting / expansion / pictures / advice are all greatly appreciated.  :) ~ T. (talk) 04:01, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Teaneck

Thank you for huffing my artice about Teaneck. It was not even worthy of being called a piece of crap. However, I look forward to writing funny stuff in the future. Goshzilla 22:12, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. Some of my first "contributions" were awful, as long as you stick with it, you'll get better. I think you've got the key to Uncyclopedia already in that you are looking to improve. Thats all any of us can do. Thanks for the vote on Googlewhack, its much appreciated. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hello, care to have a look at my pages?

Hi, I just joinend this site about a week or so ago after being a longtime fan of it. I was wondering if I could trouble you to take a look the first two pages I've created/edited. I just want to make sure I'm going in the right direction and not making boring and not funny articles. I created the article on Mozambique from scratch, and I added the part on UFO Abductions and the Attack Of The Killer Bunnies on the Jimmy Carter Page. Thanks.

C Owens 07:57, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Please burn this article....

This article that was burned and then recreated. Can you BURN IT (sorry for the all caps I'm just bit a pyromaniac) again.--Scott 03:01, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

No admins in th.uncyclopedia.info

Thank you for the automatic welcome. I hope you can help me. Now, in http://th.uncyclopedia.info/ , there are NONE of admins!

http://th.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Special:Listusers/Sysops

http://th.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Special:Listusers

Love Krittaya 04:36, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

You...

...mad, beautiful geek.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:52, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

It's done, I guess. I temporarily moved it to here after discovering that I've been pre-geeked; there's already a Dune page (and it's not half bad). I asked on its talkpage if anyone minds a rewrite. We'll see. In any event I've warmed to the working title, anyway. Thanks for the additions, by the way. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:05, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks.

Thanks for answering that Mr. Briggs Inc. Guy about my article on Hanna Morgan. --Guido Arbia 18:51, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Redirection

Mhaille, with all due respect we do not have the time to make some variety of decision. Eddie is coming home today and if he sees the current Asperger article he will start his nonsense again. He has already stated that to me. Please restore the re-direction. We can put the article back tonight. I am trying to assist you to deflect Eddie away from this website. Wally Burns 23:25, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Forum:Eddie/Slashy_situation_remedy Wally Burns 21:13, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Missed your post, due to timezone differences, if you check the Forum you'll see a reply via one of the other Admins that we have agreed will be the course of action over this. Hopefully this will bring this to a conclusion one way or another. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks for the welcome

Cheers for the hello Mhaille. I've been a bit busy over at the FSM site recently. I'll try and write some articles here as soon as 1) I can think of something and 2) I can be arsed. RAmen --Alchemist 17:58, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Cabal

I was wondering if you'd been watching this user's user's edits? Seems like humour's not his raison d'etre. Second opinion?

P.S. Vote for The Vagina Monologues! ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 22:01, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Have protected the Arab page, which seems to be the main focus of the revert war. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

His re-write of Black People is a sight to behold as well. P.S. Vote for The Vagina Monologues!

~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 22:16, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm... as my whoring efforts have been unsuccessful thus far, how 'bout some fixes? Feel free to add anything that works, and strike out anything that doesn't. VFH is a dangerous place to be these days. Thanks in advance. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 14:37, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Now don't fret. I already think the article is just great as it is, and I WILL vote for it is presently. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Kanab Ambersnail

I was going to write the article, but I had no clue what to write. --goshzilladisgusting unfunny nonsense 00:14, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

You're my hero

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

I should be in your order, not the reverse, but it was easier for me to make up an award than the alternative. Thanks for making my first year here as great as it's been. Making those album covers for my fledgling articles grabbed me in a way I can never repay, and you've been a great friend ever since. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 05:23, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Dave "Dave" Gorman

There's another hastily cobbled together one to come. As I speak I am nearing the end of making a rather rough-round-the-edges article about the man himself. The photo is a bit of an in joke to inmates of High Wycombe, but what the hell. --Billsheppard 15:15, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Think your other Dave Gorman image is even more disturbing than mine! Nice work on the Peter Crouch article (I'm a Liverpool supporter) and I love your Clockwork Orange article. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Why thank you for your praises. I only did the trivia section of the Clockwork Orange article so I can't take an awful lot of credit for it all. Pretty much anything that's batfuck insane™ on Crouchy's page is my doing though.

Why do I have the feeling it's going to be used in a psychiatric report one of these days... --Billsheppard 12:41, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank You Very Much

Thank you ever so much for the PotM nomination, aswell as for nominating my image (yay its featured!). I would give you a {{Zombieminion}}, exept that I think you already have one. Also, let me point out that in the PotM nomination, you said "IB is most deserving". I would change it, but that might not be kosher. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:15, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Woops

I'm sorry about the Molly articles. I was actually just practicing, trying to make a new template. You have one for President of the United States, but not Vice President of the United States (you know, like an infobox). Could you please tell me how to do this?

HistoricallyFunny 02:35, 28 November 2006 (UTC)HistoricallyFunny

Bored at work as well?

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:Elvis%5CPrivy_Council_of_Uncyclopedia&diff=1290076&oldid=1290073 --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 15:30, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Looking a nice little new section. I'm just concerned about lack of reference to me. Just doesn't seem right. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I was snubbed too. Let's start a support group. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:48, 29 November 2006 (UTC) All is well. Thanks, Elvis. :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 13:27, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

The current collection is:

• User:Elvis/House of Commons - i.e. Current Users
• User:Elvis\House of UnLords - i.e. retired users
• User:Elvis\Privy Council of Uncyclopedia - i.e. admins (active and retired)
• User:Elvis\UnParliament of Uncyclopedia - the whole lot
• User:Elvis\Prime Minister of Uncyclopedia - erm well however we think I recon RC ATM.

I've got a first pass done, now to starting linking to Church of Uncyclopedia and Order of Uncyclopedia and back again.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:36, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Tonight

Curse of curses, I have to record our big orchestral concert tonight (off site as well, so no irc banter whilst I'm doing so). And I was looking forwards to some good natured rivalry, too. Anyway, may the best team (wearing blue) win, although I won't be disappointed provided I see a Gerrard cracker (top corner from 20 yards or so). Catch you later, mate. ;-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:03, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Douglas Adams Image

Truthfully, I don't really like it that much, I feel it doesn't go with the article itself and is too big for its own good, it would work for a separate article, but I want the article to be about Douglas.

I requested an image in RadicalXs Corner, I was very specific on it but nobody's taking it up. The caption was supposed to read "A literary masterpiece is born..." if that image ever was made. Eh, thanks anyway for taking the time on it, but I feel I'm going to remove it.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 00:48, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

This will probably surprise you, but too specific is bad. It's a good idea for a pic (and I hope someone tries it), but it's best to give the 'chopper some wiggle room when you ask for a pic (you risk disappointment in the end product, but you'll at least get something...and its variance from the pic in your head may might improve the article in ways we can't possibly predic, or take it in another direction entirely).

Plus we're lazy. And drunk. And we've got plenty of other projects (wordy and picturey) on the go. Or maybe that's just me.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:32, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm not surprised, although I wish someone would at least give it a shot, like the pic waiting wilde, that turned out great in the end. I really want a douglas adams picture, a good one.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:43, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

uh...

Hi, uh, you seem to be deleting articles that i am writing, why? -Zach

Hi Zach. Erm which articles? We huff an awful lot of articles... ;) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hi, i am new to writing articles here, I was doing some articles for BC, and you huffed sam sullivan.

OK.....just checked the deletion logs and it was deleted mainly because the person is not notable and therefore the article is against our Vanity Policy.

The purpose of Uncyclopedia is to be a spoof encyclopedia site, with articles that look at first glance just like the real things. If you have a look at my Voynich Manuscript and Biggles you can see the sort of format you should be looking for. If you have a quick look through the "guides" that were posted on your talk page you can get an idea about what the site is all about. If you need any help, just ask. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey thanks....

Yeah, well, thanks for the welcome...

                                  Happy Weasel

You're welcome, and I must say from your photograph its clear that you are a VERY Happy Weasel. If you need any help just shout. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Greetings

Greetings one who worships the Kop. Your kind words give me hope that my mission will not be a futile one. You're not a fit girl by the way are you - just to check? Anyway, I must now depart. Much needs to be done: my list of things that are gay is not yet complete.... Twat 23:15, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Mhaille, my relationship with you at this site has restored my faith in humanity. I don't believe I have ever met someone with a more different worldview from mine than yourself, and yet we are able not only to get along but to respect one another and applaud each others' efforts with mutual admiration (even if that doesn't include for votes from me ;) ). Here's to many years of great contributions from both of us in the future.--<<>> 20:05, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

your mean

why do you keep deleting my legitimate contributions to your site?

We have had a negative press with regards to school related articles, which is why we tend to delete them on sight. Its nothing personal. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

My page...

I just did a page on Judd boys, can you give me some more info on my it got deleted? Cheers my dears.

Eh up, chuck. Actually, if you read the very top entry on this page that I have responded to today you will see the same issue. We have had a negative press from School Related articles, so a decision was made that for the most part we would huff on sight. If you have a User Account I can move a copy of the article there for you to work on, as I have done with the user at the top. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ok, I understand, thanks for giving it a go, and let me know if there is anyway I can edit it, whilst keeping it true to the original, to satisfy the golden rules-although personally it does....albeit close to the edge... JIMBO 15:56, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

WHAT??? You said you would give it a go and see where it goes, I reply here to ask how I can change it. Then it just gets deleted. That's just plain rude in my humble opinion. JIMBO 10:30, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

VFH

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream! For voting for HowTo:Make a Band

--—Braydie 16:54, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Great Minds...

think alike; or something like that. My immediate, without paying attention, response to Forum:I HATE CHRONARION was, "I like cheese." Only later, did I notice that you'd already said, "I love cheesecake." Whilst not identical, I feel the matters bespeak similar intenions and I commend you for your brilliance.

Tasty!

Goshzilla has given me a tasty ice cream cone! Mmmmmmmmm!

For being kind. --goshzillacorrespondence 02:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry

José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero was featured? I looked on Archive and it wasn't there. It said it was featured on the 27th of November, the same day that Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 was. I also removed the FA template that was on the article, I'll put that back aswell. --—Braydie 19:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC) Oh you removed it. --—Braydie 19:48, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

Thanks for your support & vote for me to win the Foolitzer prize. I'm glad you enjoy my articles :). --Composure1 16:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah that NASA article is so bloody funny. Must admit that some of your recent UnNews articles have been top drawer stuff. Think you've hit a real purple patch. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Chickenbox

Someone wants this image to be the logo on this image & this image. If you're not up to it I'll ask Zombiebaron or Modusoperandi.
^_^ 01:02, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

re: Comparative religion

Thanks.. many things are planned.. :) --Nkife 13:02, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks Mhaille

Mostly, I'm trying to understand how advanced things are done on uncyclopedia, and awards seem to be a popular thing. I really just want to get better at doing stuff here, you know?--J. Fuckin Kyle 14:32, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Sure. The best way to learn anything is aways through experience, which includes ripping off other people's bits of coding. :) If there's anything specific you need help with let me know. Or visit the help desk in IRC. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ok I can't seem to find a way to end a particular award here. The any text after the award is engulfed in the award. --J. Fuckin Kyle 18:40, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you so much.

J. Fuckin Kyle has awarded you by being indefinitely blocked from editing Wikipedia per their blocking and/or vandalism policies. You were specifically blocked for being a good Uncyclopedia user. Good job you rascal, you.

dumb stuff on uncyc

I added a bunch of Vainity tags, NRV and FFW tags to different things. just letting you know, now that you are on, sorry can't IRC, at work. but i do this a lot, it wastes my time at work. not a good writer, but i can read. lol {Chazz 07:34, 14 December 2006 (UTC)}

Beat me to jonty lol{Chazz 08:45, 14 December 2006 (UTC)}

Yeah, I have absolutely nothing else to do. :) Keep tagging the crud and we'll keep removing it. And you can always learn to become a better writer.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

how do i make a signature, and i edited Tom Mayfair's welcome to wikipedia thing for the start of my page, also made a couple pages no-one has looked at, if you are bored. thanks {Chazz 08:52, 14 December 2006 (UTC)}

Have a look at Uncyclopedia:Welcoming_Committee/FAQs for some handy tips on things like signatures, etc. Saw your article on Tornadocane, makes no sense to me whatsoever, but then tornados are things that happen in far off exotic places like Canada, Iowa and London. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)