User:Alchemist

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This user is a total UKer


and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.


(British Uncyclopedians)

The Alchemist is a 37 year old hemidemisemigod (the spell checker suggested semidetached - that was surprisingly accurate!)

I am male - I check every ten minutes or so - It's the law! I don't condone illegal activity. Well, unless I want to do it. I am a vegetarian (true!) and especially enjoy mushrooms. I am also interested in herbal medicine (again true) esp. - well, have a guess?

I have a Cairn Terrier (not that you're interested, but this is my page so sod you :-)) Oh, I'm English, a Pastafarian and have been single for the past year (and a bit) - any offers of horizontal companionship would be most welcome. Hell it's worth a try. Not that sex is everything -hahahaha. I also have a huge c -oops wrong site - caring side to me (phew, think I got away with it).

 --Alchemist 22:37, 4 November 2006 (UTC)