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Overpower Valentines Day, with extra bloody mess

As a token of my extreme overpowering of you on this most powerful of days, The All-Powerful Somethingth Knight would like to present you with a big sword, a model heart, and a load of nails for the model heart to show my power. Happy Valentine's Day, and I will overpower you shortly.

♥

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

22:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

hello

i would vote for your article on vfh, but... --farniebarney24 12:32, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Nice. Dude, you need to get that pimped-out sig near the bottom of the article. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:33, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

You have an article on VFH? Please, tell us more..... Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Haha, Mhaille, you know I voted for your article already, let it go.  :-P Oh, and you don't seem to have returned the favor. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:41, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Hint, hint.... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:42, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

It's here! (Now with CAPITAL letters!) --FairNokey von Preatelmier the Amazingly Invincible and Pwner of n00bs MUN SEXY UGOTG CUNT\m/ ^_^ \m/ DO YOU SPEAK-TALK?! 19:43, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

w00t1 you do realize this is technically considered suckpuppetry and I should really report you whoever the hell you are?--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:58, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

• Do something about it. I dare you. FairNokey von Preatelmier the Amazingly Invincible and Pwner of n00bs MUN SEXY UGOTG CUNT\m/ ^_^ \m/ DO YOU SPEAK-TALK?! 00:24, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Since this schmuck didn't have his sig done up properly, all I could do was ban him and change his sig. All the sig-vomit he's already spewed out remains...no...wait...you fixed it while I was typing. That's service. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/29 00:35

Award

<sorry, ENeGMA, had to take your template out, it was messing up the rest of the page's formatting. I still love ya man>

Thank you for voting for me for Writer of the Month. It's much appreciated. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:05, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Greetings

I'm glad I could be accepted into your inner circle. --—Braydie 18:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Everyone is welcome into my inner circle, for my heart is of infinite volume. No, don't worry, it doesn't hurt... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:50, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh --—Braydie 18:59, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I would like to join the axis of your inner circle, that would be this Star Orphan's dream. --User:With the plant 18:23, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the For vote at Writer of the Month, even though I don't recall having ever grabbed your ass. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:44, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:07, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Chrimbo, Dizdude, although it looks like I was beaten to it by this lot. But remember, I got the idea first, back in April. Nothing wrong with a bit of competitive spirit at Christmas ;) -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:48, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:41, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy. Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

YAY pandas! -- 22:11, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, it's quite nice, better than mine. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:18, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:57, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Dizzy dude, should really catch you around more, (no that werent a euphemism) heres a BOMB!!! card template thing, enjoy the end of the year, try and restart 2007 (restart future?) with resolution. Oh, and if you watch the new year celebrations all around teh world, you'll know who it is waving a suscpicous bag and screaming in Arabic at Big Ben :P Ta.

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Oh, I thought he looked familiar. Meh, I didn't know it was Arabic at the time, just assumed it was another unintelligible drunken Brit. Btw, nice sig. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:00, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks and CHRISTMAS!!!!

Thanks for your card, I shall treasure it all week always. In return, I give you the pinnacle of Internetial Achievement, the crown of the Interweb, what the Internet was invented for.... a tacky animated gif.

Best wishes -- sannse (talk) 12:29, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Have a great Christmas, King of Valhalla. --—Braydie 12:40, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas. As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:49, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm back!

Time for new stuff!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

Thanks

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Even though Brad had it won from the beginning. Thanks, I really appreciate it. --—Braydie 17:50, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Question

How did you get "Ouroboros My Anti-Drug" up by your title? Leave the answer on my talk page, please. --GAMESPOT=666 04:15, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

AotM

Thanks for your vote. Rather than giving you a template of thanks, in honour of the occassion I wrote UnUnNews: Lindsay Lohan says "Gonch is for chumps" (snappy title, eh?). Don't worry, it makes more sense after you read it. Or less, I haven't decided yet.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:29, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Now, Turn Left!

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:50, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Pimp My Sig

I like it, I found this as well. 18:23, 14 January 2007 (UTC) Braydie

Heh. Yes, you should do a "Satisfied customers" section or something like that. Just a note IMBJR had the original pimped sig, and Spin's old one was pretty good as well.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:32, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, and yeah, I was actually thinking of Zid's signature as I was writing it, but i didn't want to do anything about it cause I thought it might be vanity; I guess it's alright,and I'll definitely use tompkin's suggestions, too. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:37, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Depleted uranium penetrators

Contrary to what you said here, a depleted uranium penetrator is not exactly a "shard" as such, but rather an anti-tank weapon. However, it should still prove useful in giving people cancer if you leave it lying around. Bloopy 11:16, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, when did you have to time to go through my archives? Oh wait, you didn't get cancer, did you? (just so you know, I'm not liable for any deaths that may result directly from my actions) --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 13:51, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I'm just somewhat aware of who's received the shiny DUP award (which I created), since I checked which pages the template is used on! Bloopy 10:42, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Dude, that's just creepy... ~_~ --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:59, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Demetri Martin

You want that we should make an animated gif of the Demetri Martin png images, one that flips through them sequentially? We could do that with only Gif animator, some scotch tape, a fifth of everclear (with some soy sauce for mixer), and a Pratt & Whitney F100 turbofan engine. We could even dispense with the last 3 items. Shout down to me if you want to try it and see how it looks. ----OEJ 16:59, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

On my talk page you said you'd be interested in an animation. I'll make one (hopefully today, but if family starts being demanding I may have to put it off a bit). My thought would be to make an animation, upload it into the common image space, and then if you liked it you could use it. If it turned out to be unsuitable we could either tweak it or forget about it. Since you've made the frames --the actual creative hard lifting -- then the animation is pretty simple. I would not be out much effort if you ended up not using it. Anyway, I'll get the frames downloaded, animated, and uploaded again. If you add more frames we could redo the animation pretty easily. Cheers, ----OEJ 19:48, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Sounds awesome. But for the moment, it's been NRV'd, so uhh...yeah. This would probably help it not suck, but I should also do some more changes (more, funnier slides; captions [which i deem basically unnecessary, but meh, whatchu gonna do?], more pope jokes, etc.) I think it might be best if we wait some more; I'll give you a heads-up, it'd probably save you trouble too. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:53, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Whoops, too late...I already made it. Not to worry, it takes about 5 minutes. It is at DemetriMartinX.gif. I downloaded the images before RadicalX added the unicorn and "my genitals" pics. We can include them later if the basic idea works. I'm offline for a little while now, though. ----OEJ 21:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that's awesome. I'd love to use it, but for the time being, the article's been huffed. Hopefully, I can redeem it. If so, I think we should add the new pictures as well. Thanx, btw. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:19, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Hugs

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

Meh?

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

Why? Uhhm. Well... -- 21:04, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person THE ICON OF LOL.... Because he found one of their IRC comments to be comical. <DiZtheGreat> give me your fucking award

There. You uber funneh. -- 22:30, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Demetri Martin

If Demetri Martin does not win, I will be very upset. I wish you the best of luck and you've just made my day. ~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 22:50, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I'm touched and honored. I'd say that you've made my day, but unfortunately, I just had some cake, and I can't decide what's sweeter: your compliments, or the frosting. Hmmm...Regardless, thank you, glad to see someone appreciates my work. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 01:46, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Johnny Cash

LordKaT gives you the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.

Congratulations

And jubilations. Well done on the featured article. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

'Preciate it Mhaille, and to everyone else who voted. I know I could never come close to the number of featured articles you have, though. I mean, you're a legend. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:53, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Really Back

Yep, I'm really back. UnNews: Wikipedian Loses Account, Suspects Jimbo shows that I'm back. Plus, <shoots DiZ>. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

What's the point, you're just going to leave again and I'll be stuck all alone eating bon-bons and crying myself to a premature death. But welcome back! You always return at the weirdest times, I swear... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:15, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

<shoots DiZ and throws an UnBook at him> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

UnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination: Euroipods 2.0 insanity. How it became a Featured Unbook, I don't know. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I am an UnTunes artist. UnTunes:Don't Ban Me, Admin. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Diz, diZ, dIz, you have been eaten by a Grue. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Anti-DiZ club

And remember: Uncyclopedia lets you conduct flamewars provided you only add outrageous bullshit and don't remove outrageous bullshit! --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 02:50, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Congradulations on the return of Ouroboros

I see Ouroboros has returned, diZ. Good. Plus, <shoots DiZ in his crotch> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Plus, how is this: User:Uncyclopedian/Under Construction/The Uncyclopedia Cliche War? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

And can you please point and laugh at user:Insineratehymn on Talk:Contents, oh great and wise ruler? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Behold

--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 01:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! I don't know what I did, but I generally like awards. Hip-hip! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:02, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Thank you for your assistance, DiZ. I have not actually posted any articles in the mainspace, but was about to and so was curious about how to take care of vandalism. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Any time. :-) If you need to, feel free to yell at the little nooblets. You have graced yourself in the presence of DiZ and are therefore, above them. You're welcome. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Chess

Tell me the time you will more likely be available to play. Tomorrow will be hard day of work to me - so, unless I really want to get fired, we will not play. I am at UTC-3, you may calculate my free time. Normally, later in the night but on thursday and friday, I'm getting home earlier. See ya. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 00:19, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm always online (no job :-P), so I'll probably catch you some time during the week, no doubt, jsut like yesterday. But you don't have to wait until I'm active, go right ahead and make a move if you want. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:28, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

A Whoring I a go

Diz, honey bunny, diddems, could I beg a for vote for my article 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York from you on VFH? I'm afriad they are going to pluck it soon. (just imagine me, standing before you with a single tear in my eye) Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:31, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Aw dammit, I suppose I have to now, don't I? Curse you, Prettiestpretty, you and your prettiness... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

I love it when you make me do things like this. I'm putty in your hands....mold me. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:59, 17 March 2007 (UTC)