UnTunes:Don't Ban Me, Admin

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Ever wanted to know the worst excuse for escaping banning? This must be it.

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Jus’ plain old walkin through Uncyclopedia, when suddenly a thing came,
Gooey, monstrous alien, wantin’ to eat me,
I ran, ran, ran, in to the UnBooks library,
And threw an UnBook at the alien,
But I missed. I hit an admin.

(Chorus)

Don’t ban me, admin
I wasn’t trying to hit you with that book
Don’t ban me, admin
I was throwing it at an alien

(Chorus ends)

He took out his ban gun,
I was frozen in fear,
When suddenly the alien,
Disappeared.
I tried to explain,

(Chorus)

Don’t ban me, admin
I wasn’t trying to hit you with that book
Don’t ban me, admin
I was throwing it at an alien

(Chorus ends)

The admin listened,
He shot his temporary block gun instead,
I was blocked for five days.

(Chorus)

Don’t ban me, admin
I wasn’t trying to hit you with that book
Don’t ban me, admin
I was throwing it at an alien

(End)


By the great User:Uncyclopedian!