UnTunes:Don't Ban Me, Admin
Ever wanted to know the worst excuse for escaping banning? This must be it.
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Jus’ plain old walkin through Uncyclopedia, when suddenly a thing came,
Gooey, monstrous alien, wantin’ to eat me,
I ran, ran, ran, in to the UnBooks library,
And threw an UnBook at the alien,
But I missed. I hit an admin.
(Chorus)
Don’t ban me, admin
I wasn’t trying to hit you with that book
Don’t ban me, admin
I was throwing it at an alien
(Chorus ends)
He took out his ban gun,
I was frozen in fear,
When suddenly the alien,
Disappeared.
I tried to explain,
(Chorus)
Don’t ban me, admin
I wasn’t trying to hit you with that book
Don’t ban me, admin
I was throwing it at an alien
(Chorus ends)
The admin listened,
He shot his temporary block gun instead,
I was blocked for five days.
(Chorus)
Don’t ban me, admin
I wasn’t trying to hit you with that book
Don’t ban me, admin
I was throwing it at an alien
(End)
By the great User:Uncyclopedian!