User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 5

This can't be?

A pure, uncorrupted talk page? I'll have you know I gazed for a moment on its pristine flawlessness before committing this act. However, such innocence can only last so long, and this page is innocent no more. Such is the way of the world. --UU - natter 08:29, Jul 5

F THE FANCY PANTS LANGUAGE!! RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAPE!   Le Cejak • <14:20, 05 Jul 2008>

I agree with Cajek... Your eloquent rape was far too dignified. Perhaps you could see that if you took that damn monocle off!

But fancy pants language is just so much more fun... Plus, I won't use that word if I can avoid it - a personal thing, you understand. --UU - natter 18:16, Jul 7

Decaf Thanks

Hey, DJ Irreverent. Steven would just like to thank you for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia. He really would but right now he's sleeping. Shhh don't wake him...

Yeah length was something that was bothering me a bit too, I realise I could have been more consistantly funny but it got nommed before I could do any mojor changes and I wanted to see how it did as it was. Anyway the fact that you voted for anyway is much apreciated! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:24 6 July 2008

Thank thee

Prettiestpretty thanks you for finding Goldilocks and the Three Bears. to be just right for VFH Fondly, PP

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:58, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Woaaaah, far out!

This is a haiku Thanking you for voting For On this article

-RAHB 23:11, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your comment on my talk page way back in April, I appreciate it. I didn't leave b/c of the lack of WOTM, but suffered a terminal case of writer's block, it's in remission a bit, and I'm getting a bit of posting done... see you out there, and keep on Unin'!--SLACK...ah ah...he'll save everyone of us! 02:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey you're alive! :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 04:36, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

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July 10^th, 2008 • Tenth Issue Spectacular!

Uncyclopedia running out of interesting stuff, UnSignpost starts up shitty telethon! By DJ Irreverent Look at you, sitting there all high and mighty with your Chuck Norris facts and Oscar Wilde quotes, well during this season of laziness and sitting round jacking off, please donate the gift of humor (or humour, we bend that way to no matter how much we are chased out of church) to a poor Uncyclopedian run newspaper near you. Take this poor little article for example; Canadian Tire Money or Canny as no-one calls him, just 8 minutes old and he is already roaming the streets. Illiterate and doing incoherency, long lines of lists and e before i (especially after c), it is only a matter of time before he turns to gay jokes to fund his addictions. Please help this little article achieve its potential as an Injoke by donating the gift of laughter, stupidity... or even just simple bad taste. Successes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[complete success]! ~ Annoying Article Fuck not this again... ~ Captain Obvious Free publicity in exchange for; 1) Shitty memes 2) Dragging up shitty memes ~ Euroipods There's more you can do... Call you're nearest admin and start a discussion about just how much humor you can donate (read: swearing and shock-porn), or start the 2717231278th forum topic concerning how we all must strive to remove the scourge of shitty articles. In the immortally misattributed words of our founding fathers, stillwaters and Chronarion "Fuck were we high" er... or words of respected member TheLedBalloon "Also, in the ass or the mouth?" oh dear... or even words of respected member 81.101.207.62 "Hey look a donut". Amen. Our lines are open to your pledges 25/7. Please help Save Cats from Degrading Captions- wait... - Save the Porn onto my Hard-drive- uh... I remember! Save UnSignpost from falling into a pit of lame memes and boring articles, here is a parting word from a little one in need of YOUR help. Ry4N IS TEh GH3Y n00b whO SUX b4lls!!1 ~ Ryan kella Makes you think don't it? We will be taking your calls now. Or now. Not now. Ok, now. Modusoperandi OP'ed!? By: THEDUDEMAN This past month of June, the Uncyclopedia community got its first chance at VFS since February, and one new op was decided upon. While there were many great and very capable candidates, one in particular got the most attention and the most votes. Modusoperandi. This long time Uncyclopedian has been to VFS almost every time it gets opened as far as we can trace, and always misses it in the final round by a slim number of votes. However, this month turned out to be a winner for him, so congratulations Modus. MO likes to spend his time writing things and 'chopping some images, but also finds time to goof off in the forums, and relieve the everyday pressure of his fellow colleagues with his off topic sense of humor, which he rarely hides. Modus has a total of 19.5 featured articles as well as 10 featured images. We at UnSignpost congratulate Modus on his winnings, and are willing to put $10 on him becoming the next STM. UnSignpost Takes A Wikibreak By: UU Yeah, the UnSignpost, the newspaper that Uncyclopedia would totally fall apart without, took a wikibreak last week. They seem to be fashionable, so we thought we'd find out what they were all about. They seem to involve time spent not hunched over a keyboard in a darkened room. The UnSignpost reminds you that such activities are hazardous to your health, and should be avoided at all costs. (Note: this is absolutely true - in no way did the UnSignpost just miss a week because no-one could be bothered to edit it, or anything)

Check out these pages! Colonization? CMC? Is that some new kind of drug? Rollback: Privilege or Curse? Dimwits beware Cajek launches attempt to kill Wikia servers? From our logs: 19:56, 30 June 2008 Olipro (Talk | contribs) blocked Codeine (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of a sloppy wet blowjob ‎ 19:42, 30 June 2008 Codeine (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for Modusoperandi from (none) to sysop ‎ (I asked on IRC for a funny reason tto put here, and no-one could come up with one. Losers.) 22:39, 30 June 2008 Codeine (Talk | contribs) blocked 80.42.211.35 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Blanking articles will not compensate for your small penis)) (Block log); 18:54 . . Codeine (Talk | contribs) (blocked 71.231.38.117 with an expiry time of 1 week: No, Pete Doherty is a talentless junkie cunt. Deal with it.) (Huff log); 18:21 . . Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Hate Crew official fan club": Shock to the page/and you're to blame/baby, you give stubs/a bad name) (Huff log); 20:12 . . Mordillo (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Cabal/Cabal9": content was: 'there is a cabal' (and the only contributor was located and executed by the cabal. There is no cabal) (Block log); 22:30 . . Mhaille (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Revel4tion with an expiry time of infinite: and on the eight day he fucked off) 10:58, 8 July 2008 Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) blocked 72.95.139.248 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎ (You partly piss me off. The rest of me is in love. I'm torn. Come back later. I hate you. I love you!) Biopic of the Week MrN9000 ~ One of the more "seasoned" users on Uncyc, at a sprightly 360 years old, MrN was bitten by a pair of radioactive Y-fronts in his youth, bestowing upon him the awesome power of pants. Fortunately for us here at Uncyc, he decided to use those powers for good, and he is now our reigning king of poop, featured author and amateur tap dancer (hea, a man can have more than one hobby!) Quote of the Week <Codeine> here's a thought <Codeine> If you download music, supposedly you're damaging the music industry <Codeine> but <Codeine> if you download childporn, you're *supporting* the childporn industry <Codeine> I'M GETTING MIXED SIGNALS <Ljlego> moral of the story: <Ljlego> childporn is the way to go <zombieninja> XD <Run-DLL> thanks for the moral go-ahead Crappy deleted Stub of the Week "this chocolate is blue. and it has a BIG GREEN PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#" - From Blue chocolate Reason to take a Wikibreak of the Week (Admin Special) "You dream that you're being deopped after being called "The Bloody Admin" (as in that one whose hands are drenched in user's blood). Yes. Yes." - Mordillo

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Poo Lit Surprise

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It's The Poo Lit. Surprised? By UU Uncyclopedia's twice annual writing competition, the Poo Lit Surprise starts this week. In typical Uncyclopedia style, it seems to have come as a surprise to many, not least EMC, who was supposed to be running it, but who has disappeared without trace. Horrified by what was happening to their beloved and prestigious competition, the Uncyclopedia community rushed into action as soon as it noticed (a day or so late), and promptly agreed someone needed to do something. This was followed by some of the community running around in small circles, flapping their hands wildly and panicking a bit, before cuddly authority figure Zombiebaron decisively stepped in and selflessly told Dr. Skullthumper to sort it out and get the fuck on with it. At the time of going to press, both Skullthumper and Zombiebaron may have been available for comment for all we know, but we couldn't be bothered to ask them. VFS: The Race Hots Up For The Second Month Running By UU In an unprecedented turn of events, and due to namby-pamby unclear rules that have since been firmed up and given a healthy gay colour makeover, Uncyclopedia is voting for further candidates to be admitted to the non-existent cabal. The race is turning out to be quite a close one between several of the frontrunners, so the ever-impartial UnSignpost (founded by Cajek and Dr. Skullthumper) brings you pen pics of the current favourites. Heerenveen - Uncyclopedia's Tank. Doesn't sleep, eat, dream or pet fluffy animals. Does nothing, in fact, but patrol Special:Recentchanges, rolling over cyberbullying, shooting down crap, smoking out vandals and reverting their stuff, and other tank-like activities. What to expect: extreme diligence, and a bigger gun, apparently. MrN9000 - Profiled in the Unsignpost only last week, MrN has still found time to become even more awesome than he was then, and mends, mentors and poopsmiths his way around the site with matchless dedication. What to expect: zero tolerance for anything pants. Roman Dog Bird - Frankie is another tireless worker in the name of making crap stuff less crap, good stuff betterer, and shite stuff deleted. Wherever there is a thankless task to be done on the wiki, you shall find him. Which is a good job, because we have no intention of thanking him. What to expect: him to be ready from day one (hmm, that's a catchy slogan...) Dr. Skullthumper - A true legend of Uncyclopedia: handsome, talented, possessed of unprecedented levels of awesome, and a genius towards whom this newspaper (that he co-founded) is not in the least bit biased. Oh no. And can he give the editorial staff their teddies back now, please? What to expect: benevolent dictatorship with an iron fist. In a good way. RAHB - What comes to mind when you hear the name RAHB? Is it VFD? QVFD? QTVFD? RecentChanges? All those answers are correct and more when you get the new and improved RAHB this month! RAHB is an Uncyclopedia policy wonk with all the credentials of Al Gore, except for that Vice-President thing. What to expect: former audio superstar turned into a big, friendly admin. In a good way! Who will win? All may be reported in future editions of the UnSignpost. If we remember. And if we can be bothered.

Check out these pages! Some sort of prize thingy limps off the starting line No news is... Led news? Blog whoring FTW! From our logs: 17:49, 11 July 2008 Olipro (Talk | contribs) blocked 70.173.54.200 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (This is a penis, this is you) 18:29, 11 July 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 156.34.72.222 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (This ban is approved by the society of Chuck Norris followers. Chuck, for a better world ) 23:37, 13 July 2008 Spang (Talk | contribs) blocked Jimbo spends foundation money in russian prostitutes (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (IN them?) 08:31, 17 July 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 69.73.10.118 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (If there something I really detest is IPs with small penii trying to act like big honchos on a wiki web site. I'd like to meet you one day, Mr. IP, and send you over the IP hospital) Biopic of the Week Hyperbole ~ Hype is awesome! Hype has been on Uncyc for just a short time, and yet has already written some of the greatest articles ever composed by human beings! Hype is easily the greatest author ever to have graced this humble wiki, and it is surely only a matter of time before he sails past Ljlego's record of 76 features with consummate ease. And despite not having either the Democrat or Republican nomination, Hype is also the surest bet in this year's Presidential elections! Is there anything this guy can't do? Apart from that thing with the rosary and the 3 Mexican children? Comeback of the Week Gerrycheevers ~ For the third or fourth time this year, Uncyc's comeback kid has again popped through his revolving catflap to grace us with his presence after a period of absence! The UnSignpost staff are accepting bets as to how long this comeback will last. Any takers? Plea of the Week Hey you! Yes you! You're reading this, so you must have some free time you don't know what to do with, so why not write an article for the UnSignpost! As you can tell from reading this very issue, actual writing talent is not required, just spout some gubbins about something that's happened on the wiki during the last week, and as long as it's not too likely to start drama, we'll probably stick it in! How can you refuse? Go on, be your friend?

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You are an odd one

At least you reverted your own edit, so that I would never ever discover the thing that you wrote. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Tis me, jumping to conclusions without reading the POST ABOVE *facepalm* I was attempting to dredge up more entries in the PLS --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:25, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

In any event, it's a good thing that you reconsidered, as demanding that people do something is a good way to get them not to do it. We're rebels. Rebels still looking for a cause. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:36, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

By "we", I mean all Uncyclopedians. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:08, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Except you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:11, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

You're a member of the Establishment. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

So do I have a cause or not? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Um...nerd power?. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:17, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

I see you dragged that one fromthe bottom of the Modus barrel --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:26, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Stay away from my barrel, you! Mine! *sniff*. Ahhh...the inside still smells like pickles. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:45, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah good old 1983 vintage Modus... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:32, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

That was a good year. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:57, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Let's not do that again

That is moving articles off the mainspace before the vote has been completed. Thanks. ~ 15:05, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, but I was trying to avoid a possible conflict rather than letting it drag on for longer than it should have... plus there weren't any admins responding on IRC. I'll try not to do it again. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:02, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

As far as I'm concerned it wasn't such a big drama. What you did is basically decide the vote before it was voted. But anyway, next time you can leave a message on my talk page. I can't access IRC when I'm at my (other) job but I'm typically around. ~ 09:31, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

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Count to a million By Gerrycheevers This week Uncyclopedians continued on their quixotic attempt to "count to a million." Started by Uncyclopedia Wiki-master and Chamber of Commerce Secretary Spang in early March of this year, the project seeks to eventually reach the number one million (1,000,000) through the ancient art of counting. Any person who is capable of taking a number, adding one to it, and expressing the result has been invited to join the massive undertaking, which has seen dozens of contributors come and go. As is always the case here at Uncyc, the project has spawned controversy, criticism, and a spin-off starring Tony Shalhoub as Olipro. The forum is an unprecedented pool of knowledge. As each number is reached, it is discussed in-depth by several Uncyclopedians. Insights such as "114 That's my age + 100 lololol" and "616 fucks fucking fucker's shitty crap" are a testament to the intellecually stimulating conversation that occurs each day. Oftentimes, relevant images are posted; the variety of these pictures can be seen by looking here, here, here, and here. However, not everyone is so optimistic about the project. Some have expressed concern that the entire thing has some kind of sinister purpose. When asked for a comment on the harmless-appearing but diabolically-undertoned project, TheLedBalloon said, "although the project appears harmless, there are definitely diabolical undertones." Another anonymous user stated, "that forum is most surely not pants." Spang himself has expressed his desire to leave behind a legacy, but he has also left open the possibility that "the entire thing is just an urban myth, and doesn't really exist." Regardless of its true meaning or intentions, Uncyclopedians continue to trudge on in their epic quest, reaching 0.075% of their goal this Monday. Editors come and go, the pace quickens and slackens, but someone is always there to figure out the next number in the sequence. At its current rate, the project will reach one million on August 19th, 2526. Until that glorious day, Uncyclopedians can only dream... Cheevers Fires Back! By An unbiased journalist After some light-hearted slights in last week's issue, Gerry Cheevers - Uncyclopedia's resident headcase and #2 hockey authority - has taken exception with the editors of this fine periodical. An ugly scene erupted in the USP press room after Gerry barged in, demanding some sort of justice. Luckily, some quick thinking by our tea-boy and current stand-in editor caused Mr. Cheevers to be distracted by a shiny object long enough to avoid any damage to our delicate newspapering equipment. After it was pointed out that he had in fact come and gone from Uncyclopedia like some sort of cow that grazes on witty satire and coherent parody, Gerry calmed down enough give a brief interview and let some of our junior reporters scratch him behind the ears. When asked about the reasons for his return, Gerry cited many things. Prominent among them were a desire to have humor play a larger role in his life once again, the thrill of writing articles, the subsequent crushing defeat after said articles have been hacked to pieces mercilessly, and his heterosexual man-crush on Mhaille. The one-time WotM nominee fell on hard times in mid-March, and went on sabbatical when his computer decided that it was not long for this world and took its own life. After that, Gerry resorted to breaking into libraries after-hours to cast VFH votes on city-owned, porn-riddled, abysmally slow dial-up computers. Luckily he landed a job in late May and has spent a majority of his time at said job slacking off and editing Uncyclopedia. Mr. Cheevers looks forward to getting back to what he is known for: mediocre writing, scathing Pee Reviews, and keeping Manforman locked up in the Uncyc dungeons. Several prominent Uncyclopedians share his optimism for a permanent return, including noted reviewing robot MrN9000, who stated that he was "willing to bet everything Cajek owns to that effect," and heavy zeppelin Don Leddy, who expressed his delight at seeing Gerry, exclaiming "gimme back my twenty dollars!"

Check out these pages! Yay! Woo! We all fail! Who judges the judges? (Apart from Zombiebaron, of course) Rock the vote? From our logs: 23:16, 19 July 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.254.51.48 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Wow! I was gonna go the rest of my life hating Metallica, but you've opened my eyes to their true greatness! You, sir, are an hero! An hero!) 23:56, 20 July 2008 Olipro (Talk | contribs) blocked Swampgas (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (congratulations, now you can add us to your list of sites you got banned from for being a bellend) 21:53, 22 July 2008 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) huffed "Slappy's Angels" ‎ (VFD - I throw in anotherv invisible vote to put these at -4/-5 (YEAH I'M TOO LAZY TO EDIT)) Biopic of the Week Sycamore ~ One of Uncyc's noteworthy Caledonian correspondents, Sycamore claims his prowess at writing stems from a hearty diet of haggis, neeps and tatties, washed down wi' a whisky, a can of Irn-Bru, and a gratuitous stereotype. He's managed to stay sober long enough to write quality articles on Battleship Potemkin, David Bowie and Tony Visconti, and doubtless celebrated in true Scottish fashion - with a couple of cans of Tennent's and a fight! Page of the Week (straight version) User:Optimuschris/Super Secret Girlie Page! - no explanation needed. Page of the Week (gay version) User:Orian57/Under my matress - the yin to OptyC's yang. So to speak. You have been warned. This Week's Horoscopes GUARANTEED TO BE ACCURATE Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - The position of Mars renders you the likely victim of pirate attacks this week. Carefully guard any grog, wenches, and booty you may have accumulated. see more horoscopes Foreign Uncyc Page of the Week: Italian Linux and the Crappy Translation Really Old Image Request of the Week For an UnTune. Seriously, this one has been around for ages, and no-one seems to be able to sort it out. Any takers? A certain psychotic frog will doubtless shower any helpful soul with gratitude. Or a template. Or something.

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Attack of the MS-Paint weilding adoptee

Sir,

What do you think of this 20 second Hack-Job?

Regards,
Hex

Nice... um... squiggle? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

In honour of User:Squiggle -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 12:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah, for contributions to wiggly lines over the years. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:49, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

DJ deserves that award.   Le Cejak • <14:10, 25 Jul 2008>

I can vouch for the fact I haven't done a straight thing in my life. Yep. Mhmm. Absolutely nothing. Not never. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:16, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

I didn't think you were one of them. - [21:43 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

An almost thanks

For an almost vote! Whatever test there is for checking non-NXWave-ness, I'm willing to take it at any time. --mrmonkey72 16:22, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

The test involves nasty things happening to your, er...bits. - [21:40 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah, there can be 2 DJ's

I won't care. It's on my confidential contract. I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.

You'll be pleased to know this title has nothing to do with this message! Good times, good times...

Good good. So howz aboutz that Mafia? Feel like joining, good sir, you could do all our official Mafia discos. And you could join the Italian branch of the Mafia, Italy's right next to Australia, right? Further more: G'day mate! - [21:39 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I guess you didn't like that message...forgot I even left that...you're going to like the following even less! :-) - [21:36 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Ahem...

I'm doing this partly to piss you off and partly out of sincerity. Sorry if this annoys you beyond the intentional gimicky-jokey-annoyance I'm intending. And sorry if you already knew this...Also I can't be bothered to check said page, cause I'm being lazy right now...so my information and sources may be out of date.

Anyway, you voted on UotM on the 1st of July or something but since then someone awesome got nommed. I'm just doing this out of desperation, I'm aiming to be only one vote behind RAHB (dunno why...it's not fair he gets UotM and sys-op ness in a month...such is the life of an Awesome). You'll probably want to keep your vote firmly where it is, but you many want to reconsider...Whatever, I'm not going to win *sniffle*. Alternatively you could go and do a backflip, whatever takes your fancy.

P.S. I sort-of merged the CMC and my Mafia, by the way. Care to join? :P - [21:36 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You'll win it next month, I'll make sure ;) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:25, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

So now you have criminal connections, too? - [08:46 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Just don't vote for yourself on UotM, people who do that look like cocks. Others deserve recognition to. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:50, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

But I am a cock. I can prove it, if you insist. ONe second, let me get this god damn - aw crap the zip's stuck. Wait do you call them "zippers"? - [08:52 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Honey, over here we call that minute. :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:56, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

As in sixty minutes in an hour? :P - [08:58 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

As in two minutes in bed (if you're lucky). -RAHB 09:13, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Are you suggesting I suffer from insomnia? - [09:21 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Narcolepsy, perhaps. -RAHB 09:43, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

He he, I'm talking to you on IRC and here! He he he! - [09:50 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes indeed. The wonders of modern technology. -RAHB 10:10, 31 July 2008 (UTC)