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You fucking conflicted me

Thought you ought to know. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:31 Dec 25, 2007

I KNEW IT!--Æ 20:32, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

(reaches for his banhammer, only to discover he doesn't have one) Damn it all! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:33 Dec 25, 2007

Vote modusoperandi for VFS!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 25 / 20:38)

That's what I'm doing. I'll stay on the loose even longer!--Æ 20:38, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas AE/Archives/4! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Winkler picture

heres the pic you wanted, If you like it, please tell me User:plump mexican

VFD

I know I haven't been around there much lately, but I actually have a bit of authority at VFD as designated poopsmith. As such, I feel it my responsibility to direct your attention to the rule about "flooding" VFD. Particularly, try to:

• Space out your nominations a little bit (ie: no more than three by you at a time, let others post too)
• Try not to add them quite so quickly. I understand there's a VFD script that you crazy kids use nowadays, but it can be a tad confusing with all the nominations coming and going.

Keep up the good work. Cheers, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:38, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about the flooding. I haven't been that active on VFD either until just recently, so I've been getting a lot of nominations in. --Æ 17:40, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries. Happy deleting! Just remember, if you stay at VFD too long without reading something good, you suffer burnout. So be sure to read some good stuff every so often.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Oh. I thought it meant "votes for huffing". Sorry! —Ionas Dalton Freeman 02:29, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

No problem. --Æ 13:57, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Please humor me

And when you ICU articles refrain from stating "This is total shit" (like here). Same way you didn't like the treatment NXWave gave you, I wouldn't want you to give it to other writers. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 09:58, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

I won't do it again, sorry about that--Æ 13:52, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry, first edit and I was unsure of how to go about it. In addition, I didn't realize that you had undone the changes and thought it had for an inexplicable reason simply been deleted. If you have any suggestions for an article I entirely rewrote that was noted as a stub I'd like some feedback. Thanks, and sorry. :) Rubik's cube Ergophobia 02:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If you want feedback for an article, go to UN:PEE--Æ 13:24, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Dear AE/Archives,

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

awesome

You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

enjoy!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:53, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Keep up the excellent tradition, AE!

You deserved NotM, and are a bonified Uncyc nutcase.   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 1) 00:34

Congrats, Graduation time!

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from The UnIdiot.

You've certainly earned this. Since you've joined, you've quickly become well acquainted with the site, and have been a great asset to it. Congratulations! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:45, Jan 1

Thanks!--Æ 00:46, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank yourself, you earned it! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:48, Jan 1

Congrats

What? They declared you winner before I conceded? I'm sure they miscounted. Anyway, I relinquish the title to you officially and formally, I do congratulate you, and am glad to see you are writing more. As my final word, remember please that Uncyclopedia is about the writing, not the maintenance work, which simply pleases the Admins and no-one else. I like to help out here and there, but writing is the one true God. Sincerely, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

P.S.: As an in your face, I made GUN, Major, and Marquis before you, and I have more Valjuta and Yonixx than you, and I am a better PeeReviewer than you and I am twice as funny as you, but you did win Somehow. Still, congrats. :P

Maintenance? I enjoy watching RC to see what's going on, but I don't really do that much besides occasionally VFD and QVFD, etc. etc. But I enjoy writing more and I write as much as I can. I'm in the process of writing an UnNews and than I suddenly got that message from you. --Æ 17:55, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

So he thinks that maintenance is not a respectable job? Hmmm..../me eyes my ban hammer ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 18:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, apparently sportsmanship is dead. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:50, Jan 1

I think Ggarfield was joking in some parts though the "in your face" section wasn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with maintenance on second thought and I still write. In any case, good game Ggarfield--Æ 18:57, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes the In your face part was funny! My title of "GUN" is most humorous, go look at my talk page, I made the order of Nofu myself, which is why I'm a marquis, and I became a Major on the basis that I declared to Tom mayfair that an aristocrat should be given a special position regardless of deserving it. I do, however, deserve it. The Yonixx and Valjuta came from my becoming the Major, and winning the WhoTM, and an aristocrat should always think they are better than a common Commander of some order that isn't even French! BTW, I do still think I'm sort of funnier than you and I am actually a better PeeReviewer, go look at Cajek's charts. I'm also more wacko in making stuff up, like the "Order of Nofu" and the subsequent bank. Oh, and I love QVFDing stuff to, I just don't think that people's support of someone should be derived from that too much. Obviously you did some nice writing, I liked Gonzales a lot. Still, my article Canadian Jesus is the most original funniest concept on the face of eternity. Canadianism forever, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:45, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Telling someone "I'm a better Pee Reviewer" and "I'm funnier than you" isn't nice even if it's true. Come on Ggarfield, GET SOME MODESTY--Æ 19:53, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Hoo-ee! Happy New Year everybody. I hope everyone had an enjoyable changeover of December to January and that somebody didn't overdo the champagne again. That said, I think it would be best if both Ggarfield and AE dropped this conversation right now, before it further degenerates. It would be quite wise if we all just put it behind us. Toodle pip!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:00, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry Sir AE, I've never heard that word "modesty" before. I'll look into it, however. But don't sweat it, think of me as slightly devious scheming person. Oh, a few earn my respect, and so far they would be user:Hinoa, user:Tom mayfair, and user:Savethemooses among others. Actually, your not at all bad yourself. I will work on this "modesty" thing you speak of however. BTW, you can join UNSOC too! Tell them your an CUN and they probably will make you at least a Minor if not a Major. You are of deserving it, and we have hot Russian chicks. ;) --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:04, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:24, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Please review Vice President

I have rewritten Vice President - could you review it and if it has been improved, rethink your VFD vote? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I changed to keep. Wow, I'm surprised that you've rewritten so many pages on VFD--Æ 20:58, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Alberto Gonzolas

I saw your request for proofread on the Gonzolas piece..but which one is the real one that you are working on? Your requests are for one on "alberto gonzolas" and one on "user:ae/gonzolas"..which do you want proofread?

The Alberto Gonzales in the mainspace. --Æ 01:28, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

thanks

Soggy chips

You do know that there wouldn't be the audio without the material I wrote, right? ;) -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:12, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah yes Mr. Mooses. I'll have to reconsider the vote as I would like to help save the mooses--Æ 21:17, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

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REGISTER TODAY!

Dear AE/Archives/4

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Sincerely,

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-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 23:07

Stalking? LOL! Of my first 30 substantial edits, you've reverted 10 of them! In a row! At one time! Why don't you just take a few more minutes and finish the job. TuMadre 05:34, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

I didn't mean to stalk you, but those edits just weren't very good. Going around spamming templates isn't tolerated. You might want to take a look at UN:BGBU and HTBFANJS. Good luck as an Uncyclopedian--Æ 13:18, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Okay, done (and good reading, thanks). Where specifically is it stated, or even expressly implied that adding a Factoid to more than one article is Spamming? Since I could not find the Factoid Restriction that you claim exists, I am going to assume good faith and and wait for you to supply the link to said restriction. If so, you have my apologies; if not, I will more than likely reverse your edits and continue adding what I consider to be humorous factoids. Of course, you are free to expunge them since that is your right as an editor here - as if your were waiting for my permission. LOL. TuMadre 17:50, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Er...

Why don't you hold on with removing the HowTo:Write an article for bush links until it actually gets deleted? ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 13:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

It seemed like it was well on its way too deletion, so I decided to remove it early--Æ 14:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

I gathered that, but still, for the next time wait until the vote is actually decided. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 14:24, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

A welcome back?!

How the hell does that happen? Well, whatever your dubious reasoning may be, hi to you "AE!" If I ever get back into contact with Caboose, you'd be wise to watch yourself! BozoboyV2 20:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

One Quick Question

I shall admit that I am a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog games, and I want to create an article on Amy Rose. THE PROBLEM: The Amy Rose page redirects to CVP, and I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO IT!!! What do I do now?--Anakin 15:54, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Create it in your userspace (i.e. user:Anakin/Amy Rose) Make sure it is funny (read HTBFANJS for more), and contact and admin when you're done--Æ 23:40, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Another thing: Right now, I'm building an article about Atlanta, GA. Could you check it and see if it's funny? It's still under construction.--Anakin 15:33, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

I've been busy lately and I'm not going to be able to read it, but if you want feedback for an article, the perfect place to go is UN:PEE. --Æ 22:16, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

I was just going to wait and see who could take care of it first. I just contacted that killerfroggy guy that you suggested, thanks.--PericlesofAthens 01:34, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Be careful what you nominate...

Your recent nomination was shut down for three reasons.

1. No talk page nominations.
2. It's already failed VFH, back in the day.
3. That particular article is Pandora's Box. It should stay shut. You weren't here for either flamewar surrounding it's article, so I don't expect you to know about it. You know the recent Mr. Winkler drama? This was worse. —Hinoa talk.kun 19:48, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

I thought all namespaces were eligible, so I wasn't aware about the talk-page rule nom even though this talkpage was hilarious. I won't nominate this and other talk-pages in the future. --Æ 19:51, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Referring to Chuck Norris

The page needed to be added on, although the Chuck Norris was a stretch. Aren't you the little crack-baby today? 02:30, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

VFD II: Electric Boogaloo

If a page is less than a week old, do not VFD it. Use ICU or some other maintainence tag instead. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:49, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

I VFD'ed it per this discussion as MadMax said I could, but sorry about that. --Æ 00:52, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

VFH

Please refrain from featuring articles. Unlike the nom removal, this may cause some havoc in the featuring process. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 12:14, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Strike that, I wasn't paying attention, Skullthumper proved my erroneous ways and I now repent. ~ Mordillo where is my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP? 15:37, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:12, Jan 14

PLS

If you're still interested in judging, there is a slot available for the Best Illustrated category. Let me know. Thanks. --EMC ^[TALK] 19:28, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Well? --71.213.220.98 21:23, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry for being late in my reply, I might be busy during the judging period and I'm no longer interested in judging, especially for the "Best Illustrated category", but thanks for offering judging too me anyways.--Æ 21:28, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for Voting

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:44, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

OK, AE...

I'm reviewing your latest article. Fat Americans Looking good. I will make a few changes to the text, I think it needs to be a tiny bit more like the original... Let me make my mods, and see what you think when I have finished the review. Give em an hour or so, the misses has got me running around a bit. Grr. MrN 15:36, Jan 20

Yah, that would be nice, just don't completley change the text. Thanks again for reviewing--Æ 15:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)