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Hello, AE, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Consider yourself adopted

Glad to take you on! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:07, Nov 26

Down to business. Have you ever used IRC before? It's much easier to talk on that then on these here talk pages. I have your talk page watched, so answer here. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:11, Nov 26

No, I might do it at a later time. BTW, did you read user:AE/There, Iowa, my deleted article, do you like it. Also, the other article I started working on, was a rewrite on HowTo:Get out of Jail/HowTo:Get Arrested. They both tickled me here and there, but overall, aren't all that funny.--AE 00:18, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Not a bad start, and it seems like a great concept. I'd like to see how it turns out. Your not actually rewriting HowTo:Get out of Jail or HowTo:Get Arrested are you? As in, replacing that content with yours? If you were planning too don't. If you just wanted to make a better article but along those same lines, do it! Those articles aren't all that great... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:23, Nov 26

Yep, I was planning on merging. I'll create my incomplete rewrite in my userspace and tell me if you like it. Link: user:AE/HowTo:Escape Prison--AE 00:25, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Nice start, I laughed at the boy scout thing. Other than the fact its so similar to those other articles, it looks like it will come out well. Don't expect to get it featured or anything, mostly because the concept has been on VFH twice already. Also the formatting is a bit rough, but you get cut some slack because your new.- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:30, Nov 26

I was planning on improving the two to make it funnier. And remember, I'm not done yet. Also how do you have automatic customized sigs? I created one here, but how do you make it work automatically?--AE 00:34, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Ya I know, the article is GREAT so far! As for the sig, according to TheLedBalloon this is my first test as an adopter. Here we go... Since you already have the sig made go to your preferences, which is near the logout button in the top right corner. Once your in there paste {{SUBST:nosubst|User:AE/sig}} in the Nickname box. Also make sure Raw signatures is checked on! If you want the custom smaller timestamp like me you would add <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small> after the previous code. The catch with this however, is that you must sign your posts with ~~~, as opposed to ~~~~. But if you skipped the custom timestamp and just want the sig changed, you can use the sign button or ~~~~/--~~~~.

How did I do? - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:41, Nov 26

I'm lazy - I click the signature button at the end of my comments, and it would be painful to type in three tidles, so I'm leaving the timestamps at a normal size, but thanks anyways--Æ 00:45, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Now that is spiffy sig! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:47, Nov 26

Hea Thanks!

For you vote in N00b of the month... Glad you liked The Color Problem also. You can vote for the articles which you think could be featured on the front page at VFH if you fancy... I have put The Color Problem on hoping to get some votes for it! Thanks again MrN 11:20, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Yah, I know, but thanks anyways. That would be cool if I was nominated for the N00b of the Month Award next month --Æ 14:41, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Cool. Thanks for your vote. I will (of course) consider your nomination if/when your actions justify it... Have fun. MrN 22:47, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks for votin' for my artikle! --THE 01:15, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Coo, ta!

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Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:33, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

I see you have good taste in users

Hey AE! Thank you so much for WotM and the vote on RotM!! As a special reward for liking me, would you care to review one of my articles?   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 18:58, 1

I'll try. Any specific article you want me to review? Also, as a special reward for liking me, would you care to nominate me for NotM?--Æ 18:59, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Done. I think I only have one article up there, but because it's already been on VFH and failed due to low health, it will take a really hard looking over. I think I would like you to specifically review Stages of Grief on the talk page. Remember, as nominated RotM, I expect a very thorough review :)   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 19:13, 1

P.S. 90% of the regulars on this site don't like being whored on talk pages. I, however, love being whored to as it shows that the person whoring recognizes my je ne sais quoi (FRENCH). I just won WHotM, so I'm considering your whore a compliment.   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 19:17, 1

I can see why they'd dislike it. So, since you like it, can I whore you whenever I want? --Æ 19:40, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Certainly!   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 19:44, 1

Review, Stages of Grief

Yes, good job. Have a thingy:

Rejoice, AE/Archives! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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If this had been your 10th review, I would've balked, but it was a pretty good "first review evah". You'd better do some more reviews to get NotM. Also, I would suggest asking big people for advice (without being annoying), and contributing to QVFD. START REVIEWING MORE!! DO IT NOW!   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 23:30, 1

Thanks for your award!!! I do contribute to QVFD when somebody doesn't beat me to placing an article on it. Now that I have plenty of quiet time, I'll write--Æ 00:04, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I was going to nom AE for NotM next month, but Cajek can if he wants... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:18, Dec 2

I don't even think I'm eligible next month unless I'm Rcmurphy--Æ 00:19, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't think he's eligible next month. Rcmurphy will win every month after AE.   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 00:29, 2

Oh really? I don't know when he joined.... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:48, Dec 2

November 23rd--Æ 00:49, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, I just voted! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:09, Dec 2

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Here I There

I kinda just went in and edited the hell outta your page, if that's okay. I think it's fundamentally different from how it was, and if you don't like it you can revert my 7 or 8 edits. Sorry and/or your welcome?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 15:35)

WHORE!! vote for my sockpuppet on UGotM!!

  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 20:24)

Thanks for the additions Cajek. Sorry that your nomination on UGotM was retracted, better luck next time. --Æ 22:12, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

No way, dude! You can still vote, just cross it out afterwards! Oh, dude, take a look at normal, it's up for VFH now, according to my sources. I hope it's good... it's pretty weird...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:13)

I voted for it literally just before you messaged me. --Æ 22:15, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER. (I hope you actually LIKED it!)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:18)

THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NORMAL. (I hope you actually BELIEVE that)--Æ 22:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Hold the phone...

Why's the "contribs" link in your sig link to the infinitely banned user Manforman's contribs? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:45 Dec 05, 2007

Sorry, I was copying the source of his sig, apoligies--Æ 23:46, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

(relief) Ah, okay. For a split-second there, I was like, "Did M4M make a sock?" And then I was like, "I want Cheez-its." So I got my Cheez-Its, read your reply, and all was right with the world. Fun stuff, isn't it? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:48 Dec 05, 2007