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Hea AE.

May I offer you some friendly advice from one N00b to another? Leave the whole winkler thing alone especially the LOLS guy. I have no idea what's behind it, but it may not be as it appears. If it's a real and serious problem one of the more experienced users will deal with it. It's not for the likes of you and I to get involved in... Just friendly advice as always dude... :) MrN 23:34, Dec 13

Sure. I was only making comments about it (obviously, I want Mr winkler is GAY to be kept)--Æ 23:35, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Cool... Remember this whole thing, and in a few month time see what you think about it then... I'm not sure what this is really all about, but it's more complicated than you think (I believe). MrN 23:42, Dec 13

I can tell that this complicating and I for one can't understand why they can't leave the forum topic be?--Æ 23:43, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

We're assholes. In fact, when I was a wee n00b, I had an encounter similar to this. Here's the encounter. Here's the result. All kind of pointless, isn't it? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:45 Dec 13, 2007

Just forget about the whole thing AE. Like Skullthumper said. It's pointless... Go and do something more useful around the place... Now if you want real pointless check out this! How's my whoring? MrN 23:59, Dec 13

I know, I have a bunch of articles in my workshop, but I haven't been able to make progress do to the distraction. Your article, I'll look at it tommorow when I'm less tired--Æ 00:14, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

I wouldn't! It really is pointless... ;) Have fun. MrN 00:18, Dec 14

Villan!

Dude, why do you use expanding sigs? It is SO annoying! I mean, c'mon, when it expands then it breaks up the page and causes it to bounce and shit. My HTML teacher would have hacked your balls of for using that. Other than that, Hi. I'm MaddMax, and I'm sort of new around here. I would like to be a KUN, but I don't know where to join (or is it just an appointment). I wrote an article that's still there, and like 3 that got huffed. One even got me banned for 2 weeks, but originally, the ban was for like 5 months. Grrr. --MaddMax 01:30, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Cuz expanding sigs are awesome dude!! Oh and hi! I'm also pretty new to Uncyclopedia (I found my way around pretty quickly). On your articles, keep trying, my first article was originally huffed but I worked on it and brought it back. And KUN, I don't have one of those fancy titles because I'm so new, but ask a non-n00b. Good luck--Æ 01:33, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Ya, KUN's nothing special. I'm KUN, that's how you know it sucks. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:36, Dec 14

VHF, and whatnot

Re: this, I'd prefer that you vote on an article based on it's merits, rather than whatever mad crap I said. Whoring, in my book, rates an abstention; no more, no less.Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:06, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

I changed to an abstian, thanks for the advice!--Æ 23:07, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Winkler news

Yeah, I want to write the UnNews in a different style as you're writing it. So yeah, I'd like to do it alone. Please don't be mad. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 16:16, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay--Æ 16:17, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas!

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. Have a good... thing... and... stuff. Merry fag-mas, AE! :D Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Dec 17

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Merry Christmas

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

I laugh, because user:UnTalented just got an article he wrote featured! He beat us both to CUN, but I'm a Major now so I'm not as worried. Anyway, hope there's no more hard feelings, and may the luckiest man win(that's always the way it is)! Anyway, regardless of who wins the election, I think we might make good acquaintances yet! Cheers. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries, we'll both be CUN eventually even if one of us (or all) loose the competition. And thanks for the Christmas Card.--Æ 23:20, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

awesome

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Holidays

Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

Hope you enjoy the holidays. --UnTalented 22:43, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Thank You

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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Happy Something or Other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:40, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Note

It's much better now; I put it on UN:PROOF for you. Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:03, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Why?:Get Drunk

That ^ was way the hell too short, okay AE? Just try again and put some thought into it.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 16:11)

It was fine. Dood, stop being the Policeman of Pee Review, I've seen plenty of rumbles because you did not like a particular review. Let the author decide if the review was good--Æ 16:17, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Lord... Am I or am I not looking at your reviews to see if you can become a fresh stain?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 16:18)

I think AE gets half a point for that review towards his "fresh stain" status... It was not that bad, but we are trying to get people to say a little bit more in their reviews, keep trying AE! MrN 16:25, Dec 20

I like how MrN9000 follows me around to calm me down and make my crazy statements look more refined... thank you MrN... (however that review was not up to my insanely high standards! Do it again, and don't take it, or anything I say, personal!)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 16:30)

Well Led's not here to do it! MrN 16:32, Dec 20

...or IS HE!!?!?!??? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Dec 20

Apparently, I've reviewed nearly 40 articles since I started this crusade. I've lost sight of the fact that it's hard to do.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 16:33)

Thanks a shitload!

SysRq says, "Tanks!"

Thanks for voting on HowTo:Pee In a Cup!

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Seasons Greetings

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear AE

Workers' Party Member MNM5150 has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

MNM5150

Thanks. I'll think about joining--Æ 14:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Proofreading Service

If you intend to do proofreading, when you are finished with the article Please remove the {{Proofread}} tag from the main page, and add a {{BeenProofread}} tag to the TALKPAGE of the same article. Thanks for your help AE.

Um, you must be confused. I'm not in the Proofreading Service nor do I intend to do so, I just requested that There, Iowa was proofread. And since I see your a member of the Proofreading Service, would you be kind enough to review? Thanks--Æ 20:49, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

I see the problem now...you put the link for the article on the "REVIEWED" page. That list was the ones that were done already. Ok, i'm on yours now.

holiday greetings

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

Do They Know It's Christmas? (1983 Version)

Hey, thanks for the Vfh vote. MaddMax's 'intelligent' contribution almost depressed me. Merry Christmas to you! --OliverKnight 22:24, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Article Emperor Palpatine...

Hey I have no idea why my quotes are continuously deleted! Any reasons? -Bimbo Wales 18:11, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

This is Cajekbot, autohumor wikibot. Your quote was found to not be funny. --Cajekbot 18:11, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

A, There not Funny; B, your revert warring with a good writer; and C; Quotespam is not tolerated. Either stop the reverting or an admin will ban you--Æ 18:13, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Thought it was funny... Cant someone say so earlier then there would be no warrring! Now it is getting confusing, we have cajek, cajekbot and dr skullthumper, who is who? --Bimbo Wales 18:15, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, you're wrong. Read HTBFANJS and come back with something funny. Also, fix your grammar so I know what you're talking about--Æ 18:16, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

After looking through I think the rest are not funny too. -Bimbo Wales 08:05, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

RE your sig.

Hea AE. Just a suggestion, but have you thought about putting:

{{subst:nosubst|User:AE/sig}} <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small>

in the 'Nickname:' field of your preferences? It makes the date time shorter, so takes up less space. You then sig with ~~~ rather than ~~~~. Just an idea... MrN 01:36, Dec 23

Oh, you need Raw signatures (without automatic link) ticked also. MrN 01:37, Dec 23

I'm to lazy to sign with only 3 tidles instead 4. But thanks for the suggestion anyways --Æ 01:55, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your conserns AE.

But Cajek can do whatever he likes to my user page. I actually thought it was more funny like that. MrN 15:30, Dec 23

Okay sorry. You can revert my edits if you wish--Æ 15:31, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to leave it to Cajek to look at your changes to the Pee Review guide as he wrote the part you changed. Your arguing with a much more experienced reviewer there... MrN 15:35, Dec 23

The reason I modified is because I've seen several reviews with a score of 37/38, they aren't feature worthy. One review I did, I was originally going to give over 40, but I had to keep decreasing before until it was 37 (I gave it 37.5 even though it clearly isn't feature-worthy) --Æ 15:39, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Yep, I've had to lower scores too to fit my own score scale. That's the price pee reviewers pay for making my score scale public. But I actually got used to it, and I started remembering that 7 is adequate. Either everybody will get used to it or it'll get forgotten. Personally, I hope that everyone uses some standard scale of grading!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 15:43)

Just me gassing again

Hea dude. I noticed that you have been getting quite active recently in a few things like commenting on issues in forums and talk pages of stuff lately. That's great generally, but would you mind if I offered a little suggestion? Keep in mind that it's usually best to let the more 'experienced' users do most of the debating in these things. As a new user myself, I have found a few times that I say something which quickly gets shot down by the other more experienced dudes, often because it has been said before, and that always creates the effect that people will tend to pay less attention to what you say at other times. Even if you actually do have a good point some of the time. I'm not telling you not to get involved, but just consider that when you do say something everyone will read it, and if it turns out to be obviously a very poor suggestion then it does not make you look good. Maybe just leave it a little longer to comment on something before adding your thoughts unless you are very sure about what you are saying... Do you get me?

I also noticed that you have been adding quite a few noms to ban patrol lately which have not been received well by the admins, probably because you did not really do a good enough job of checking the person out before you nomed them. This is kinda along the same lines as the issue above. Maybe just put a bit more thought into things before you do them? Then when you do, people will take you a lot more seriously... Just a friendly suggestion as always, but I hope you can see what I'm getting at.... MrN 17:19, Dec 23

Well, I've been tired of these 'poor' VFH choices, and I’m sure I’m not alone, so I doubt I’d be looked at silly. Also, I wasn't suggesting anything ridiculous or out of the ordinary, merely just suggesting that IP noms, already featured articles, non peed articles, etc., should be deleted. Re BP; in case you didn't know, I sent an apology to Mordillo on his talk page and I’ll make better nominations in the future. Thanks for your help--Æ 17:51, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Cool dude. I was not really talking about particular incident, just generally really. I think you did make some good noms per VFH did you not? I'm really just saying keep the comments on the more 'public' pages to a minimum until your a bit more experienced, or are very sure of something. I'm terrible for it myself, and have been shot down a good few times... The way I see it everyone is entitled to my their opinion. MrN 18:10, Dec 23

Yah, two of my noms were successful and another one is doing well--Æ 18:13, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Dec 23

Comments about your article.

The reason why I rated it soo is because this is in list format. It starts out with a header describing the impersonator, a sentence with your point of view and an obvious verdict. This goes on for the entire article, your stating out your own opinions instead of making it look like someone else. It doesn't seem to be enjoyable. In fact this may be the first UnList, you know, where you describe stuff and give an obvious verdict. Yeah, make it more like a book and not the format that you're currently using. Make it a childrens book even, just get away from that format. --NXWave 03:59, 25 December 2007 (UTC)