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Don't write here! It's older than Chuck Norris jokes!

pokemon pages[edit]

If you want to help me edit the pokemon pages, you may. All I want is the rights to the Max page and recognition that Ash's mom and Oak are doing it.--Yagikaru 12:14, 10 April 2007 (UTC)


I've been mass editing the pokemon area for a while now, I guess. I want to help these pages in any way possible. I think I hinted at the affair between Oak and Ash's Mom on the Nurse Joy page. I'll highlight this affair on Ash's Mom's page.

What do you mean that you want rights to Max (Pokemon) Do you want credit for creating it? I'll put on my user page that I started it, and you editted it so much that it might as well be yours. Thanks for contacting me. Let's both make these miserable pages into the best linked articles on Uncyclopedia --Serq fet 13:22, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Sounds Great[edit]

Okay, that sounds fine. I won't touch any of the pages that are on your page. No i didn't write the max page, i just want to redo it myself. I really do like max and the pokemon anime, but there are some cheesey things that are fun to poke at --Yagikaru 16:55, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Hell, go for it[edit]

Whatever you want to do, go for it. This area is screwed up, add some pages, fix others up, let's make these the best linked things on the site


I fixed your sig. It was missing a </span>, which meant it broke whatever came after it, sometimes. I'm no sig expert, but remember that when you have a <wordofsomekind> you have to have a </wordofsomekind> to close it, or your belly button will cave in. Trust me, I used to work at the belly button ward at the hospital and we'd see two or three caved in belly buttons a night because of this. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:22, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... I'm watching you sonny jim[edit]

Just kidding... great job on the article, congratulations! -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:30, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit]

Great to have other reviewers out there, but I have to correct a small mistake you made. When you're rating the article, don't use fractions. Fortunately, in this case, the article was hardly funny enough to score a point, but if it were a good article the person probably would have been offended if they recieved a 4 1/2 or something. The template for reviewing automatically sums up the total points. (the fifty isn't required) Just for a sample article review, see this randomly chosen one. Don't feel bad though, we appreciate the help; over at pee review it can get pretty backed up. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit]

Sorry if I'm coming across as a little curt, but it would be better if your review on Pee Review weren't done out of 10 like you've been doing so far. That tends to make the final score go into decimals and confuses the little children into thinking their articles are exponentially worse than they actually are. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:28, 5 May 2007 (UTC)


Weasel3689 would like to thank you for
Lord of the Flies.

Weasels Rule!

Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 06:01, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit]

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Serq fet! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

--Mr.Vib 13:43, 23 May 2007 (UTC)



Yeah, I saw that....glad you can read at least the 2nd time around. :) Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 06/2 13:56

Images for you to use![edit]

You seem to be doing a good job with Pokemon related articles! I thought you could use some images. --TV-VCR 07:36, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Big Butts.jpg Twirly hurly.gif Hump rock.gif Myhumps.jpg Onetwo.gif BootyCall.jpg Farfetchd.gif I luv blowjobs.jpg


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Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Your vote was much appreciated --THE 13:45, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.


Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 1234 5678 9100.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

Figured you might be interested in these. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 18:06, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes! My life has meaning! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

thanks again![edit]


...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

thanks for voting for my artikel. --THE 12:21, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

-Ohhh, I could... Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

I love me[edit]

In honor of myself, I give a template to the three greatest people on earth: Me, myself, and I.

Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)


Hey anytime i'm always here to help :) and the box is much appreciated

BB thanks thee![edit]

Thanks again! -- Big Brother Sig Part 1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 11:47, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank You From The Bottom Of My Disturbed Little Heart[edit]

If my article wins, I'll tell the others it was your fault. XD -RAHB 02:28, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Always my fault! Damn. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) There is no time stamp here because I am a lazy l'il bastard

Topic Name[edit]

RAHB 06:36, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks![edit]

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

Newcookie.gif User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:37, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

YES!!! DOUBLE COOKIE ACTION! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Testing the waters[edit]

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:37, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but I am a little disapointed that Americans lost the delete war. The problem might be that there are too many americans that can't take a joke about them. Although it was very offensive in some areas, it is a shame that some of the truely good material was huffed also. As an American, I, for some bizarre reason, like seeing how other countries steriotype us, and laugh at the fact that the overwhelming majority are absolutely true. Yes, I lost a false flame war making points such as the fact that Germans is disgustingly offensive, and that Americans can make all the jokes they want about themselves, but when someone else does it, they ass-rape him into oblivion, and huff his joke, the one they made less than a week before.
In short: No thanks. I'm too pissed off at a fairly large portion of oversensitive Americans. But thanks for asking.
Are you still reading this?
I bet not.
Damn, I like to ramble on talk pages.
Well, better put my name down.
Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

If you've had a bad week, why should I suffer? Radioactive afikomen 18:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Focusing on this page, and ignoring all contoversy, as it should be, I just don't like American (Species) enough to nominate it, and if someone else does, I will abstain. Don't read this as scathing hatemail, or a new flame war. Both of my comments were meant in the gentlest way, although you are correct in that I should have vented a lot less in the first one. So, please, understand that I don't think this will make it to the front page because of the controversy. One of my UnNews pages failed after nomination simply because the voters didn't like Pokemon, or didn't want an outbreak of it. So, I wish you luck in your quest, and feel that you should continue trying, but perhaps with someone that voted for deleting Americans. I think it is in archive 68 or 69.
So again, good luck. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Wi-Fi battle?[edit]

Care to battle? Just please don't use legendaries. Conniving 03:33, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and use this. :) {{User PBR}}

Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Battle Revolution because they are a corporate whore (or possibly a supporter of a history-making revolution of their choice).

I think I got something wrong though. Could you help me? :( Conniving 04:02, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Lol. Sorry, I don't have a Wi-Fi connection anywhere nearby. My name is on that list because someone put it in my talk page to get my consent to use it as a template (Wow! People care about my opinion!) Thanks for the offer though (And my pokemon would get owned lol) Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
Well, on Wi-Fi, you can have all of your Pokemon temporarily converted to either level 50 or 100. The only thing that determines who gets owned there is base stats and effort values.
Plus, if you have a wireless internet connection, you just need to know things like the password (if one protects it). If it doesn't, you can tell your DS to automatically connect to it then. Then, you're on.
Could you do me a favor and fix the Diamond and Pearl templates so that they show the accented E? I tried that myself and it messed up the categories. Could you help me rectify that? Conniving 17:24, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I don't have wirless internet, and if I did, I wouldn't know how to access it, although I would love to own someone besides my brother...
Looks like someone fixed the template already. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)



Roman Dog Bird 23:54, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Erm, okay then... Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Hahahahahaha. --Roman Dog Bird 16:31, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit]

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Serq fet! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thank you for reviewing this article, the review was good and it will probably help me improve the article--Sir Manforman CUN.png 23:45, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Any good article is a great addition to Uncyclopedia. Remember to add it to Conservation week's list! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
I'm the original author, so it wouldn't go on Conservation Week. I did however, rewrite Booger King and UnNews:Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq for Conservation Week. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 00:45, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
Oh, heh heh. User:Serq Fet/sig

Thankth a lot[edit]

Thanks for the Pee Review of Scraggle Serq. Much appreciated, as indicated by this:

Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

I should add that I don't have an obsession with shoving things up people's arses myself, I was trying to indicate Mr Anfall in the article did though. Maybe that didn't come across. Ah well. Thanks again! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:26, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

couple of silly pokemon pics u can use[edit]

I have couple Pokemon pictures you can use, tell me what you think. May under a straitjacket.jpg Piplupemo.png Dawnangryatemo.jpg DawnUnderweed.jpg Theuberemo.png Emoparkour.jpg Pokemon is socialism.jpg Emosmirk.jpg--Dark Paladin X 00:40, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

One day I will turn around one day and images will stop spamming me.

Obi spin.gif

Nope, not today... Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Pee Review[edit]

No need to thank me, I'm glad to review. But, since you mentioned going a month without getting reviewed, I was wondering whether you could review this article I've been working on. It's already in Pee Review, here. I'd really appreciate it, since it's probably going to putrefy and turn to fertile soil in the backlog if somebody doesn't review it soon. Lol. --R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 04:40, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh ,it's OK. Thanks for checking it out though (: . Do you think it'll get reviewed soon? --R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 23:45, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
I can promise before december =) I'm afraid no one has time to review anymore, although I try to log in and bang out 5 or so every few days. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

SAT article[edit]

What do you think could be done to improve the SAT article? Since you said it "could be better", I want to know what you think should be addressed. ShadowMan 19:40, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Lol for some unknown reason this is my archive, but oh well. What could be better? Erm, for one thing, the time limits. 'The Day After Tomorrow,' and such, seemed wrong. The SAT's really don't give that much time, if you think about it. On some sections you get 20 seconds per question. The quote at the top seemed off topic. Punishment by death for peeking at the other sections? Some other punishment would be a little bit better, such as being forced to retake the test in the language Xitsonga, or whatever. And I'm pretty sure there were 3 math sections, lol... It's not that bad, but it just needs some cleaning up, and reviewing so that it can be feature worthy. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 05:18, 1 October 2007 (UTC
I'll try to some up with something better than The Day After Tomorrow. The punishment by death is really just an exaggeration of the actual test's invalidation (I had a copy of one handy when I wrote the article, and some text comes verbatim from the test). And there's actually three sections of everything but I just didn't feel like doing it all. ShadowMan 22:12, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Live in a Horror Movie[edit]

I came across your article, HowTo:Live in a Horror Movie. I've moved it into your userspace for completion. It can be found at User:Serq fet/HowTo:Live in a Horror Movie. When you have completed it, please consider putting it up for a Pee Review before moving it back into mainspace. If you have any questions, etc, leave them on my talk page. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:12, 10 October 2007 (UTC)  

Thanks! I've moved it three times so far, before realizing that my construction tag expired. At least now I can finish it!

Er... Sorry[edit]

I just went back to read the forum post and realized that it was Serq fet, not you, that had asked me to sign him up. Sorry for putting your name on the sign-up list when you hadn't asked for it to be there. And thanks for actually accepting your "nomination" and signing up for real. I think I'll need to interest some pretty well-known users to make this group succeed, and you'll certainly be a help. Thanks again. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:02, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

And... I just realized that I posted this on the wrong talk page. So, actually, your apology is for making a pointless post in your talk page. But you still get the thanks for asking to be signed up. I set up the temporary membership page here, if you want to check out how everything's going. Thanks again for joining. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:08, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Further VFH Explanation[edit]

Hi Serq, to avoid adding extra comments and clogging up VFH, I thought I'd explain my comments on your Pokémon/symbology article here, hope you don't mind. First: congratulations on writing what is certainly the best Pokémon article on here. Most of the things are full of the same old clichés and raise my delete hackles on sight, so as I say, the fact that this doesn't is a minor miracle.

However, since you asked for feedback, here goes:

The list of events in episodes feels too... listy. OK, that sounds dumb, try again UU. Er, it just looks like a list with too much episode information, and it looks like it will be a chore to look through to find any jokes. I skipped it on my first and second reads (hey, I take voting seriously, OK?) - you don't need to specify the episode, and certainly not the exact timing unless it is relevant to the joke, just mention that these events have occurred. Maybe give a little more detail about each event - why is Pikachu hit by lightning, what sin did he commit?

The dissection of the theme song, while not bad, doesn't flow at all. I think it's the way you've broken up the song with the translations after each line. Perhaps put the lyrics together at the top of the section, then discuss the references in a couple of paragraphs below? And concentrate on the more obvious parallels - you don't have to try and get symbolism out of each line where none can be found - "Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!" doesn't translate to worship Jesus, and if you want to continue to claim it does, it may help to try and explain why.

I like the idea of setting up obvious parallels, then subverting them, which you do kind of well with Ash - although the line "That stupid, fat-ass 10-year old brat" lets down the pay-off somewhat.

And the prose style needs tightening up. It doesn't flow well throughout. It needs just a bit of tweaking for readability - either look again at OEJ's really good and very handy tips from his Review and go through it again yourself with a fine-tooth comb, or put it up for Proofread with a note on the talk page to try and improve readability without losing any of the jokes. I'd offer to do it myself, but I'm a tad busy, and I've already spent longer on this than I intended!

Hope that explains my vote. I would not hold the fact that it is Pokémon against it - a good article is a good article, and an excellent article gets my highlight vote, no matter what the subject! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


Ak47.jpg The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! Your regular talk page redirected here, so I just posted here. Feel free to move this to your normal talk page when you fix it - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:33, Oct 19