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Mr. Epic Fail is a Vietnamesian!

“I hate him, he's the root of all sin.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Mr. Epic Fail

“He's a great worker! He proudly serves communism--I mean, democracy!”

~ Mario on Mr. Epic Fail working for Mario

“I wish I could be like him. He always appear on pictures on Google search. I only get a FEW pictures with MY NAME!!!”

~ Mr. Epic Win on Mr. Epic Fail being on many photos of failing

“He looks delicious!”

~ A hungry grue on Mr. Epic Fail

“In Soviet Russia, you ARE Mr. Epic Fail!”

~ Russian reversal on on Mr. Epic Fail

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~ Some annoying n00b down the street near you on Failing--which is the result from Mr. Epic Fail.

This user is involved in Uncyclopedia Businesses. And you should be too!

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

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This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.

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If You're an Atheist, Run! Run now, Mr. Epic Fail's Taahgaarxians WILL kill you! FUCKING RUN!!

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This user is a world citizen …and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Mr. Epic Fail also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

WARNING! May contain Weapons of Mass Annoyance!

Some people believe that this article contains description of a highly dangerous object. Frankly, they're idiots.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Republican, meaning that they have a soul. Unlike Democrats, who kill babies!

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user is a Nintendo fan.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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This user redefines lazy!

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This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 14 years, 5 months and 19 days.

This user also uses Facebook

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About Mr. Epic Fail

Unfortunately, Mr. Epic Fail failed so bad, Uncyclopedia decided that it was best to erase his brutal article and just leave a lot of user templates. He failed so bad, if a Grue ate him, the Grue would probably suffer a horrible, horrible fate. And even that was not a joke, which just makes us look pathetic. To see the article that was shunned from our public, click history. You've been warned. Side symptoms may include dreams of excessively large kittens that you would be pleased to huff, thoughts of suicide, a fear of Chuck Norris, explosive diarrhea (yes, this is real, the founder of Wumbo, Patrick Star, suffered this after eating some pizza from Chuck E. Cheese's, a very sacred place...or something like that.), and/or a strong desire to marry a tree (I'm sorry, you're already married, to a bush. Would you like to file a divorce, or just cheat?). If for some reason, you think the article you will see should be back, go crawl in a gutter and may the rats feast on your eyes!!! Or... just call us at (101)123-FAIL. We bring you failure within 30 minutes or its free! Just put in your social security number and we'll find you, we assure you.

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