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Where Mr. Epic Fail proudly lives in to convert it to communism and uses to promote democracy to the world.
Mr. Epic Fail is a Vietnamesian!


“I hate him, he's the root of all sin.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Mr. Epic Fail

“He's a great worker! He proudly serves communism--I mean, democracy!”

~ Mario on Mr. Epic Fail working for Mario

“I wish I could be like him. He always appear on pictures on Google search. I only get a FEW pictures with MY NAME!!!”

~ Mr. Epic Win on Mr. Epic Fail being on many photos of failing

“He looks delicious!”

~ A hungry grue on Mr. Epic Fail

“In Soviet Russia, you ARE Mr. Epic Fail!”

~ Russian reversal on on Mr. Epic Fail

“Oooooo...you're an epic failure! You got ran over! Epic fail! Epic fail, fail, fail, fail, FAIL!!!”

~ Some annoying n00b down the street near you on Failing--which is the result from Mr. Epic Fail.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


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Run now, Mr. Epic Fail's Taahgaarxians WILL kill you! FUCKING RUN!!



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This user is a Republican, meaning that they have a soul.
Unlike Democrats, who kill babies!
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.


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LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.


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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none.
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This user huffs kittens (probably).
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This user redefines lazy!
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About Mr. Epic Fail

Unfortunately, Mr. Epic Fail failed so bad, Uncyclopedia decided that it was best to erase his brutal article and just leave a lot of user templates. He failed so bad, if a Grue ate him, the Grue would probably suffer a horrible, horrible fate. And even that was not a joke, which just makes us look pathetic. To see the article that was shunned from our public, click history. You've been warned. Side symptoms may include dreams of excessively large kittens that you would be pleased to huff, thoughts of suicide, a fear of Chuck Norris, explosive diarrhea (yes, this is real, the founder of Wumbo, Patrick Star, suffered this after eating some pizza from Chuck E. Cheese's, a very sacred place...or something like that.), and/or a strong desire to marry a tree (I'm sorry, you're already married, to a bush. Would you like to file a divorce, or just cheat?). If for some reason, you think the article you will see should be back, go crawl in a gutter and may the rats feast on your eyes!!! Or... just call us at (101)123-FAIL. We bring you failure within 30 minutes or its free! Just put in your social security number and we'll find you, we assure you.

See Also

Kitten Huffing

Failure

Vietnam War Hoax

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