User:EpicAwesomeness/I drink my own jizz

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Creepy-bunny-children.jpg The Bunny Children approve!

You have made the Bunny Children very happy. If you are thrilled about this, arrange meetings with their owner, or give them each a carrot.
R.I.P. PETE

Oh yes, it is a common activity I partake in. I frequently can be found playing with penis whilst looking at nude pix. And then I will jizz in a cup and drink it. I did this for many many years, I however discontinued it for health reasons as my semen gave me a nasty throat rash.

This article is deticated to my friend Pete who died giving head to a pedophile. The pedophile violated his throat too hard. I LOVE YOU PETE ):

Sexual Fetishes, Paraphilias, and Assorted Perversions