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Article: UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron'	Score: 15 orgasmophiles
Nominated by:	nom - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 03:44, Jul 29
For: 16	Half Self-Nom and a For - VFH is slow. This is pretty good. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 03:44, Jul 29 Other half of the self for. Go teamwork! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:45, Jul 29 for. chatty indeed, but funny enough to make up for it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:03, 29 July 2008 (UTC) for. funny stuff. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 08:29, 30 July 2008 (UTC) For - cause I pissed on this (I suppose there are other reason too). P.S. "Cancer Researh" should have a capital C and R, because it's an organisation. - [13:17 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie For Made me laugh. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:17, 31 July 2008 (UTC) Yes. We have a bat phone. -RAHB 11:27, 1 August 2008 (UTC) For. Mostly due to the headline. --mrmonkey72 21:56, 1 August 2008 (UTC) yar Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:19, 2 August 2008 (UTC) For. MrN 22:47, Aug 2 For. My turn on the O-tron! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:43, 3 August 2008 (UTC) For -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:57, 3 August 2008 (UTC) For Fou-Lu 19:39, 3 August 2008 (UTC) For The title won me over. User:N00b5141 For. --UU - natter 08:38, Aug 6  For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:39, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1	Personally, I don't really care for it. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs It was funny, but I thought it was too chatty. I like my UnNews more newsarticlesque. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:05, 29 July 2008 (UTC) Abstain. - As per the Cap--Sycamore (Talk) 09:47, 29 July 2008 (UTC) I wanted to vote for this one, because the concept is awesome, but I didn't giggle. I smiled a couple of times, but no giggle, so here it lies in the abstain bin. Sorry.--<<>> 12:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC) Abst Good concept but the scientists end up speaking like school kids near the end, I feel that keeping it deadpan would have been the way to go. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:41, 30 July 2008 (UTC) I changed around the ending, do you guys think it's better or worse? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:22, Jul 30 I don't know where you get your sources from but this seems to me just to be a stupid made up news item. Waves 16:24, 31 July 2008 (UTC) UnIdiot got the idea from a motorhead song, and after a brief joke-search on google, I found this news article. Of course, I'm pretty sure made-up news is kinda the point... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:26, Jul 31 WHOA, hold the phone. We have... made up news... on UnNews? Oh, shit. Shit. This is bad, we could get sued or... oh, no, wait. No, that's just how this works. --mrmonkey72 21:56, 1 August 2008 (UTC) We did what on a hot Norwegian schoolgirl?!??!? - [22:01 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie Nah, actually, that should be Two-pi-R-squared. Can't forget that exponent. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:22, Aug 3

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