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Article: Pedofile pete	Score: 3 pedofiles
Nominated by:	1234 ~ 03:27, 18 May 2011
For: 12	Per Roman Dog Berd: "Beautiful." 1234 ~ 03:27, 18 May 2011 for srsly hilarz--Ljelgo every article should aspire to be this amazing --Roman Dog Bird 03:37, May 18, 2011 (UTC) Small penis T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:01, May 18, 2011 (UTC)  Bandwagon – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:06 May 18, 2011  For. This article is a fucking joke, but ok -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:14, May 18, 2011 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:38, 18 May 2011  For. Since Mordillo has left us, lots of users have to step up and be the adult. That's why I'm voting for this article, before the adults get here. Aleister 12:41 18-5-'11  For. I wish I could write like that.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:31, May 18, 2011 (UTC)  For. I wish my articles would survive like that. User:DJ Mixerr/sig DJ Mixerr 23:33, May 18, 2011 (UTC) For. I'm a good judge of character, and I think Spike would love this. 19:22, May 19, 2011 (UTC) r.ip. spike --Roman Dog Bird 19:56, May 19, 2011 (UTC) Hey I know this guy. --Black Flamingo 18:04, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 9	Against. I seem to be missing the joke here... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:20 May 18, 2011 (UTC) obisly u r– Preceding unsigned comment added by Ljlego (talk • contribs) Against. Cocks. MrN 12:43, May 18 Against. Bad punch line without a joke Funnybony    15:04, May 18 15:04, May 18, 2011 (UTC) Against. Nyet. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, May 18, 2011 (UTC) Against. This is offensive to actual pedofiles who like the big penis (talk) 20:01, 18 May 2011 20:01, May 18, 2011 (UTC)  BUTT POOP!!!! I eat apples with Mike Tyson and Oscar Wilde in Belgium. --Mn-z 02:07, May 20, 2011 (UTC)  Against. Alright, I've made up my mind. See comments. Schamschi, 19:08, May 22, 2011 (UTC)  Against. Mattsnow 19:15, May 22, 2011 (UTC)  Oh Hell No I'll be damned if this made it to the front page.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:33, May 24, 2011 (UTC) Against. This is just crude and purely for shcok value. Disgusting. Dr. Fenwick 18:44, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Francis Winkler II. What to do about it? I'm torn here. Since the article has enough individuality not to be a copy of aforementioned article, I can't accuse the author of plagiarism. Also, it made me laugh. On the other hand, I'm missing some sort of character development here. Mr winkler is GAY had that. Before, the author had just disliked Mr. Winkler, but afterwards, he/she hated him so much that they wished Mr. Winkler went to the moon. This article, however, seems sort of static compared to "Mr winkler is GAY". Which is why I'll Abstain.. Schamschi, 19:59, May 18, 2011 (UTC) Let's take your charge of static. As we can see from the text of the page: "pedofile pete is a pedofile obisly who comes to ur hous and rapes kids to death ghe love the small pennis in and around his mouth" the progression from pedofile to murderer is abrupt and raw. But obisly before he kills the kids he puts their small "pennises" (this misspelling may be an allusion to Penn and Teller?) in and around his mouth, thus creating a profilable "signature" which will eventually cause his capture. There is a life story in the page, a tragic view of a broken man racked by alcohol and a need to come to your hous (but not, if you read the text, coming to ur hous to rape kids there, for he goes to the houses in an entirely different context, which is not mentioned.). There is much more, and this could easily have been an UnBooks if we take into account the depth of this cry for help/plea for more East Indian butter (ghe). Aleister 3:09 19-5-'11 I agree Aleister, this article has given us an important insight into the depraved mind of pete and pedofiles in general, who knew east indian butter (ghe) was their condiment of choice? Do they use it as some kind of lubricant in Marlon Brando / Last Tango in Paris inspired rapes? Perhaps the authorities need to consider an embargo on Indian products until we can fully understand the true cost of a biriyani and rice... 22:30, May 19, 2011 (UTC) @Aleister: This is all a matter of interpretation. Who knows if he is depressed and an alcoholic. Maybe he is a psychopath and cannot feel emotion at all (except for sexual satisfaction, of course). Who knows if he gets captured in the end. Maybe he will commit suicide, perhaps by eating so much East Indian butter that his stomach will explode. The misspelling of "penis" as "pennis" might also be an allusion to the article Just pennies a day. Someone could add Pedofile pete to that article as something you can get for "just pennis a day". And about the "comes to ur hous" part, yes, that also struck me as odd. What if there are no kids in my house? But then it came to me; he doesn't come to my hous to find rapable kids — he already has them, and he just comes to my hous to do the raping. Yes, that makes sense. Another possibility that occurred to me earlier is that Pedofile Pete is, in fact, Mr. Winkler. "Francis" being Mr. Winkler's first name was, after all, only a speculation, as Mr. Winkler's true first name was never revealed. This theory would explain why "niobody" likes Mr. Winkler, and why it wasn't LotofLOLS' fault that he hadn't read Mr. Winkler's "gay book". The only thing that contradicts this theory is that LotofLOLS obviously survived the incident, if it ever took place. This could be explained, however, by Mr. Winkler's sexual desires having simply become more sophisticated over the years (which would qualify as character development, by the way). And finally, I have to agree with EpicAwesomeness. It takes a special skill to so thoroughly defy English grammar, syntax and spelling, and still sound so awesome. Maybe I'm going to change my vote to "for". I had hoped that after some sleep and with the novelty of the article having worn off, I would be able to have a clearer view on the matter, but apparently, I was wrong. Maybe another night of sleep will do the trick, although I'm certainly not going to have much sleep this night, as I am already wasting my time writing this comment. Schamschi, 23:35, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

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