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Article: Kosher Nostra	Score: 16.5 putzes sleeping with the gefilte fishes
Nominated by:	T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:17, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
For: 17	Nom + For. I know there's a strong Jewish presence on VFH already, but goddamn this article good. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:17, 5 August 2009 (UTC) Damn. Why didn't I get the idea to nom this sometime sooner? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC) For. -- El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:31, 5 August 2009 (UTC) For. If it wasn't so long i would say someone should do a audio version. I couldn't help but try and read it out loud in [My pathetic excuse for] a Jewish accent--Fbi36 00:30, 6 August 2009 (UTC) Oy Vey ~ 07:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC) For. Wow... MadMax 08:03, 6 August 2009 (UTC) For. I have a self-imposed rule about not voting for my own articles. However, in this case, I'm voting for the bits 'Dillo, Socky, MadMax and TKF wrote ;-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:12, 6 August 2009 (UTC) for. "i'm not jewish." "eh, nobody's perfect." SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC) This article is very long. Also, funny. For. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:48, Aug 6 Abstain Amidoinitright? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:53, 6 Aug For. ChiefjusticeDS 17:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC) For. Style  Guide 18:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC) Jewish Mafia? Yes! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:53, Aug 6 For. per above. Mn-z 05:09, 7 August 2009 (UTC) For. I've been waiting for this to be finished. It's a very good read. --UU - natter 08:55, Aug 7 For Excellent, if long - but who am I to complain of that.--Sog1970 11:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)  For. An epic read ! I learnt a lot today..not sure any of it is useful ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:13, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Against: 0.5	not featured article material,needs a little work--98.110.117.33 14:02, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Very well written, I'm just not all that clued up on the subject Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:26, 6 August 2009 (UTC) ... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:33, 6 August 2009 (UTC) I don't get the big deal with abstaining, what's the problem? Nothing is lost by someone merely pointing out why they don't feel they can vote either way. He's just acknowledging that it is well written but also admitting his ignorance of the original news story and therefore didn't find himself getting the jokes. Doesn't harm anyone--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 14:09, 6 August 2009 (UTC) I would guess that TKF responded as he did above because there's no subject material to have to know about. The article combines jewish and italian stereotypes. That's it. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:48, Aug 6 I thought it was a spin-off of that ordeal in Pennsylvania last week? While it might be funny even if you don't know about this, it gets a lot funnier when you do. El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC) OK, I get your point, but I think that the Pennsylvania thing made this feel a lot more realistic and less random, and therefore funnier. So most of the humour comes from imagining Jewish/Italian mobsters in light of that news story for me--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:01, 6 August 2009 (UTC) I don't even know what you're talking about. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:22, Aug 6 Rabbis (not rabbits), loads of them, on charge for money laundering or something. It was a multi-state police operation I think. I can see how it would be funny in its own right, but I couldn't help make the link first--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:28, 6 August 2009 (UTC) You mean that thing in New Jersey a couple weeks ago? If you say so... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:36, Aug 6 If you look at my talk page, that was the inspiration. ~ 22:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC) Whether it be Italian-Jewish stereotypes or news stories I'm South African and very unfamiliar with it all s all im sayin Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:21, 7 August 2009 (UTC) Yeah, being Northern English it's not really familiar territory for me either (outside of pop culture, natch, the Sopranos, Curb, Seinfeld etc..). So that's why the NJ link made it funnier for me.--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 08:26, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

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