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Article: I Have A Problem	Score: 12 suspiciously creamy-tasting yet delicious entrées
Nominated by:	~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 9 '11 10:31 (UTC)
For: 17	Oh, Lordy, how I hate you, RAHB. I really do. Allow me to display my hatred for you, by nominating this article to be pointed at and derided...on the Main Page.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 9 '11 10:31 (UTC)  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:34, 9 October 2011 Hey now, self for! Cheers for the nom, Beev. I wouldn't drink that wine, though... -RAHB 10:43, October 9, 2011 (UTC) For. "You're probably going to think I'm weird. It's just, these damned compulsions" Funny. Though the Nazi line comes out of nowhere and is distracting. ShabiDOO 00:09, October 10, 2011 (UTC)  For. I laughed out loud at this. Truly one of RAHB's best. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 10 October 2011, at 00:14 I don't see why not old boy. --Black Flamingo 22:28, October 11, 2011 (UTC)  For. TRUly funny!! User:DJ Mixerr/sig DJ Mixerr 21:59, October 13, 2011 (UTC) Heir d'Cajek T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:00, October 13, 2011 (UTC) For. Really funny. Naveenswiki 18:23, October 14, 2011 (UTC) For. So relieved to know someone has the same problem as I have and openly talks about it. :D Mattsnow 09:00, October 15, 2011 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 23:36, October 18, 2011 (UTC) For. MadMax 22:24, October 19, 2011 (UTC) For. KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:16, October 23, 2011 (UTC) For. This is pure genius. -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC) For. Well, that was fun to read. QuackOfaThousandSuns 19:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC) For. Partly because it made me smile. Also because we need more ejaculation 'jokes' all over the main page. ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:37, November 14, 2011 (UTC)  For.. Per Chief. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:16, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. It starts off well and seems to be making great progress with the central idea but then....goes off at a tangent in my view. Sorry. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:34, October 9, 2011 (UTC) Against. Sorry, I really appreciate the punctuation and the general writing ability of the author, the article idea as a whole is a good one, but it just went in the wrong direction for me. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 17:10, October 11, 2011 (UTC)  Against.. The voice isn't consistent, and you missed the biggest joke of all. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:58, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Can we please stop with the ejaculation 'jokes', especially on the main page? 1234 ~ 17:33, 30 October 2011 Against. Gets significantly less funny after "I just jizz all over their coats". –Flashfreez 22:30, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Is this true?RAHB Is a frenchman and his name is peirre whatever, and he works in a 5 star restruant? No?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:39, October 9, 2011 (UTC) I'm not French, but the rest is 100% true. -RAHB 10:43, October 9, 2011 (UTC) He is French, and the rest of it is slightly less than 100% true. The great French nation hangs its head in shame.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 9 '11 10:51 (UTC)

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