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Article: Beige

Score: 13 beige flavored options. 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:50, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
For: 15
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.. At this point, I'm done playing with this so I'm gonna VFH it and see where it goes. Also, if there's any way to make the menu links and sidebar links "beige" as well (note:they're tan), then that would be just hunky dory!
    It can be done, but you may want to underline them to make them stand out.
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. (Voting for this on principle as I haven't seen the post-contest version yet; but have seen many edits in my watch log.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 07:00 (UTC)
  3. Although still ridiculously hard to read, I got some big lols out of it. --Black Flamingo 16:54, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For Its well done. --Dr. Fenwick 18:20, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For But with all those boxes its kind of messy, in a way which is far too exciting for such a colour..... thehallway 18:25, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. For. And it's not just because I want to see what ideas people have for formatting this sucker. It's also for the glee I experienced at hearing this in Ben Stein's voice as he enumerated, at length, the colours commonly called Beige. MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 05:10, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:34, 17 August 2010
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. --EMC [TALK] 08:54 Aug 17 2010
  9. For. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:47, Aug 17
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. A man a plan a canal beige. Happymonkey contest! Akleister 18:23 17 8
  11. Beige, along with very well done. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 01:46, Aug 20 2010
  12. For. At first I thought, "too beige" - but read it and laughed! Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:45, Aug 20 19:45, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  13. For. Yep. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:52, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg Tasty. Like beige. In fact, it does taste like beige... yum. ~ Pm.png *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100825 - 04:27 (UTC)
  15. For but Mrthejazz is still a fag. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:16, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
The man speaks from experience. User:Mrthejazz/sig 21:23, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. The table of contents doesn't look beige enough. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:37, 16 August 2010
    On that. I've wanted the table of contents to be beige for a while, but I don't know how to code it. If you know anybody who knows how, please direct them my way. *Update* I killed that table dead! User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:33, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Yup, it's fine now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:34, 17 August 2010
  2. Against. See below for comments. Last paragraph is a problem in my view. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:51, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. My problem is how messy it looks. There is text overlapping image and things all over the place. And those captions are too long. It did make me chuckle, but I think it's missing something. —SHIT WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:53 20 August 2010]
Comments
  • Would this article just be better without the beige text? I'm looking at yellow, how it is the only colored article without colored text, and how it happens to be featured, and well, I'm starting to doubt my artistic choice here...User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:45, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Now with audio added. Sweet. User:Mrthejazz/sig 07:14, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. Last paragraph looks like a filler. In fact I don't think this needs it. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:38, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • You're right, Romartus. The last paragraph is filler, but I can think of no better way to end an article on beige than with a filibuster.User:Mrthejazz/sig 12:56, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Witholding vote until someone narrates that last paragraph. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:57, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
    Your wish is my command. I considered making that last paragraph longer you know. User:Mrthejazz/sig 18:18, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

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