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Conservation Week 2007-B


Well, I've probably deleted over 100 pages this week, thus "fixing" them "up". The best possible style of clean is spotless, which is my goal, and my accomplishment. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:20, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Dude, the whole idea of this thing is so we DON'T have to delete pages, but can still keep a level of quality. Deletion is an FFW thing, and nobody, especially no admins, supported that, so the good users have gone around that level of the bureaucracy. CW 4 LIFE! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, Sep 7, 2007
Well, I'm sure there's one admin who supported FFW. Plus, I think my whole "new take" on this Conservation Week thing is much more creative than the way that I'm supposed to participate. But then again, I would. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:43, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
It's not like THE and I (the coordinators) are going to let him get an award for deleting rather than rewriting. "users who do the most rewrites below get a prestigious award for Uncyclopedia which we will call the the Greasy Mechanic Award". Deleting is not rewriting, it's deleting. The prefix "re" suggests "again", meaning a rewrite is writing something again. You aren't writing an article again by deleting. You're just deleting. Also there is another rule "Make your rewrite better than the article replaced before it, but try to include funny material from the old page.". Since the word rewrite is used, any deletions you've made of old articles are voided as actual counts toward the article count. " ~ Tophatsig.png 7/09/2007 @ 22:47
Sorry about that, I was a bit unclear in my response, I meant that when another FFW was suggested, nobody supported it. It was a forum topic somewhere, but I forget when it was from and what it was called. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:05, Sep 7, 2007
Wow Jocke. I could argue with you, but you've obviously put alot of effort into this whole thing, so I'll just quit while I'm not behind very much. Also, LBJ, it's almost been a year (November 2006 was the last one) since we had a FFW. I think support has probably increased since the idea was last put forward. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
If you want to go on a personal huffing spree, go ahead. But FFW and CW aren't the same, and shouldn't be counted as such. If you want to have a score on here, you'll have to do some rewrites. If you don't want to, that's fine, but don't expect mass huffing to count towards a score of any sort. --THE 04:09, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
Yeah... Anyways, what I meant was this forum. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:12, Sep 9, 2007
Way to go THE. I'm glad that you feel that a day after me and Jocke worked it out you still need to rub my nose in it. Also, I move that we hand out awards at the next FFW. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:52, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
Sorry if I offended you, Zombiebaron, it wasn't my intention :(. I just have a compulsive need to express my opinions all the time, no matter how outdated the argument is. As for awards during FFW, I'm game, though I wasn't here for our last FFW so I don't know much about how it works. --THE 20:21, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
Yah, I think Foreman will beat the crap out of Ali. It's a sure thing. Also, the shear fact that we have users who don't remember FFW is reason alone to have some. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Dark Paladin X

  • I'm going to rewrite four articles, two from what I made, one from my watchlist not made by me, and one random article:


  1. Piplup
  2. Glenn Beck
  3. Cream the Rabbit

Working on:

  1. I'm In Your Base Killin' Your Dudes


Rewrites so far: 12

  1. John Bonham
  2. Split personality
  3. Salazar
  4. Boobs
  5. P
  6. Lumberjack
  7. Cockfighting
  8. Sand
  9. Christmas
  10. Stick ball
  11. Cruft
  12. Sex


I'm going to rewrite these articles:

  1. UnNews:UnBooks used as toilet paper, angry UnBook lovers mob
  2. GFDL


Score: 2 article(s) rewritten

I plan to rewrite these articles:

  1. DNA Done
  2. Chernobyl Done


Score: 3 Rewrites!!
  1. Star Wars
  2. Your Mom
  3. Nuke the whales - Not so much a rewrite as an expansion. I found it in Newpages, liked the idea, and expanded it/fixed it up.

I may be done with rewrites for now, unless I can find another bad page with plenty of untapped potential. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:17, Sep 11, 2007


I'll be rewriting a few articles. I certainly won't be winning any prizes, but hey, every little bit counts.

So far, I have rewritten;

...and am working on


Rewrites so far: 3


  1. Paradox Interactive
  2. Fermat
  3. Fermat's Last Theorem

I am working on:

  1. Fermat's Penultimate Theorem

Dr. Skullthumper

I am working on:

  1. 42 (number) - slowly
  2. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - in userspace
  3. Stop sign - ooh, this looks like fun!

Additionally, dibs on F7.

Enzo Aquarius

I am working on: (Nothing at the moment)

Rewrites: 1

  1. Miserable Son of a Bitch - Random outburst idea, and I love it.


Rewrites: 2


  1. UnNews:Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq
  2. Booger King

Currently Working On: None

One-eyed Jack

Score: 9 article(s) rewritten
  1. Lard
  2. Electricity
  3. Marco Polo
  4. Porpoise Horror (odd little article...)
  5. The God Couple (always like the premise of this piece)
  6. MSG
  7. Alfred Nobel
  8. Clam
  9. Wimbledon (I encourage people to add to the champions listing, use Category:Flag_icons for nationalities.)

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

So far: 2

  1. Anti Kitten Huffing Movement
  2. Industrial Resolution


Rewrites: 1

  1. Naruto

Premier Tom Mayfair

  1. Kentuckistan Workin' On It Offline.

Kip the Dip

  1. Kenny McCormick - I'm supposed to get a new computer eventually, so I may not get to this one for a while.


Score: 0 articles

Working on:

  1. Drum And Bass
  2. Bert and Ernie
  3. Bright Eyes

Narf, the Wonder Puppy

Babies made: None. Making: Websense [[Autoharp

The Thinker

Completed Rewrites:

  1. Flying Purple Hippos


  1. Optimism


I'm going to work on:

  • I don't know

I've completed:

  1. Spongebob Squarepants

Matt lobster



I'm working on it okay?! jeez...

Under user


  1. Scraggle
  2. Shopping list
  3. Simon and Garfunkel
  4. Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament

Working on:

  • Nothing. I had a bunch of ideas for A Fistful of Dollars but none of them turned out to be any good. I'm happy with a score of 4.


Working on:

  1. United States of America
  2. Hell


Working on:

  1. British Indian Ocean Territory


I'm gonna finish Beer Nuggets finally... maybe. I'm working on... I dont know yet


  • Finally finished Encyclopedia Dramatica, if that counts as a rewrite. Does it?
  • To do: Sky's the limit. Also, apathy and lack of creativity.
  1. Will start on Flowers


Working on:

  1. George S. Patton - I'll rewrite it as a UnBook:The Diary of a General.

Hard to do with parents around. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 19:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Darwin of suburbia

Working on Everything listed in the table on my homepage, minus the ones that have been reviewed. By the way, is it polite to rewrite other people's articles? I'm British, you see.


Working on the following I might just clean this one up.



finished rewrites: The Apollo Program


Finished: Dino.


1. United States Air Force Academy

Wolf blood

Finished: Uranus


Score: 2 jobs done
  1. I've finished rewriting Eurovision Song Contest, although I started it before conservation week. Does it still count?
  2. A-level.


I Finished The Rafael Marquez Page.I'm Gonna Start Next The Bahamas.But I Will Rewrite The Rafael Marquez To Make It Longer.

Ye Olde Luke

1. Working on Rubik's Cube.

Rangeley & Polkovnik Alex

1. Evolution - We both worked on this and I think made it significantly better. Since it was a two person job I dont know that it actually works towards any points, but regardless, its one more article thats been improved. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 05:15, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Silent Jay

Finished :