William Thompson (journalist)

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Colonel William Thompson just after his defeat in the Bannock Wars.

Col. William Thompson (1846–1934[1]) was an American Indian fighter and journalist, the editor of multiple newspapers in Oregon and California, having his longest run with the Alturas Plaindealer.

Thompson was born 1840 near Bolivar, Missouri. His family owned a small plantation, not a very profitable one, and in 1852 his father sold the plantation and set out with the family to the golden valleys of fabled California. As Thompson later wrote,


Thompson later told the story of his adventures on the 19th-century frontier in a short book, Reminiscences of a Pioneer.

Crossing the Continent[edit | edit source]

The Thompsons set out from Missouri and had to wait out high water on the Caw River (often mistakenly called the Kansas River). While waiting for the river level to fall they joined forces with a bigamist Protestant preacher named Littleton Younger, a traveling uncyclopedia salesman who called himself Johnny Gant, and five Welsh scholars led by Professor Dougie Fathergill. This became the core of the Thompson wagon train.

When the Thompson train crossed into Kansas they entered the wilderness. As Colonel Thompson wrote,


After fording the Platte and crossing the Great Pains the party reached the Green River crossing. This was at that time in the hands of the infamous Glanton's Raiders, who charged an exorbitant $18 per person to ferry people across the stream. After two days and nights of deadlock, during which more and more people arrived at the crossing, the travelers rioted and seized the ferries.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. "Smelly Tramp Found Dead Behind Outhouse". Surprise Valley Record. May 30, 1934.