Forum:Removal of irrelevant Jesus, Satan, and Black Jesus templates
As of this writing there are 205 articles that have the Jesus Approves template attached. Obviously the template is appropriate on articles like Bible and God. I think it's utterly irrelevant on articles like Superman and Idiot.
Therefore and wheretoby I propose we check the template instances and delete it from articles where it is irrelevant. The same thing could be done with the Black Jesus Approves and Satan Approves.
If we decide to implement removal, perhaps we could do a strikeout on the articles that have been de-templated.
Votes to just get a bot to do this
- Ummm...yah...this makes stuff fast. I think Carl has one. --The Zombiebaron 00:15, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- Conditional for -- the condition being that a human check the articles for template relevance somehow. Much as I dislike the templates there is some small reason for them to appear on a few articles. ----OEJ 00:21, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- Oh of course. --The Zombiebaron 00:23, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. A bot wouldn't discriminate, and would remove all existances of the template, not where we want it to be removed. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:32, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- For. It would be easier to just crush them all and then re-add where necessary. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:04, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against, although Irrelevant Jesus sounds like a page...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:17, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- Against. It doesn't take very long to do by hand, even if it does spam Recent Changes a bit. And there are a lot of places where it works - people need to make individual decisions for each page. -- 14:40, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
Candidates for Jesus Approves removal (most obvious have now been removed)
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94 templates removed. Zorro rides off into the sunset, happy and contented, looking for a clean bathroom. He leaves the list of de-templated articles up in case someone wants to use it for reference.
SupermanIdiotAnime(One bit references it as a religion, but that's not the main theme.)ClitorisParadox(There is one section on muddled theological nonsense, but ducks are more prominent.)GenitaliaMacGyverHeavy metalDave GrohlArnold SchwarzeneggerFrankfordGrammar Fascists(up for VFD anyway)Sexual intercourseLeninOban Star RacersObake no Q-tarōPruneRaw Pwnage- Spleen
- Sean Connery
- Pamela Anderson
- Pants Vaporizer
- Random humor (There are better templates for randomness, eh?)
- NVIDIA
- Evesham
- Black Metal
- Strong Bad
- Dave Chappelle
- Roman Giertych
- Mount Isa
- The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
- Crappenfest
- Trogdor the Burninator
- The Democrats (Has anyone read this? It is nasty!)
- Famous people who are hiding their imperfections
- The coolest fucking species ever
- Pat Kenny
- Chevrolet
- Pampers
- Andre The Giant
- Spore
- Jack Kerouac
- Shanghai convention
- Winston Peters
- Thaksin Shinawatra
- Heggedal
- Worst 100 look alikes
- CTU
- Urho Kekkonen
- Here
- There
- Originality
- Letter
- Drano Max
- Baylor University
- QHSSYC
- The Sims
- Benji
- DDD scale
- Sparta
- Captain Falcon
- Uncyclohexylpiperidine
- World Hunger Appreciation Day
- Regular k
- Seto Kaiba
- Good Burger
- D.C. Cab
- Explosion
- Vanilla Ice
- Richard III
- Andrew Cassidy
- Master Hand
- Happy Meal2
- Biloxi
- Greystanes
- Grahamtopolis
- Halloween (film series)
- Awesome Words
- The Geddup Noise
- Teh Cheat
- GameFAQs/The Lounge
- Time II
- YTMND
- Thompson Twins
- Supreme Dictator of the World
- Neoliberalism
- HowTo:Watch Grass Grow
- Paul Daniels
- Xtreme Vado (put on VFD while I was at it)
- Krypto the Superdog
- Helms Deep
- KFC Bowl
- James LaBrie
Dilophosaurus
I left Rome and Hendrix since the joke kinda works there (Rome is where the Pope lives, and Hendrix is, well, a druggie, and druggies often reference Jesus). But I took all the others out. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:45, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Candidates for Black Jesus Approves removal (incomplete, please add more)
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FrankfordGrammar Fascists(up for VFD anyway)Tyra BanksWarren GThat womanGeorg HegelOban Star RacersBlack mark(has nothing to do with black people or Christianity)Jesse Jackson(nothing much about Christianity)Obake no Q-tarōPruneRaw PwnageBeavis and Butt-HeadHoliday HawkHis Holiness, the Dalai Lama(Mentions BJ once but is not about Christianity)- Problem is, the joke actually works in some of these. I removed most of them though. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:49, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I listed questionable ones so we can discuss them. I don't want to act unilaterally. Thanks. ----OEJ 20:09, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
Candidates for Satan Approves removal (incomplete, please add more)
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I might note that if the Satan template is being used to express an opinion about the article -- that it has evil content -- then if it belongs anywhere it is on the article's talk page, along with any other opinions and discussion about article content. ----OEJ 00:42, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
- Paradox
- Penis
- Oban Star Racers
- Obake no Q-tarō
- Prune
Raw Pwnage- Ann Coulter (article is on politics, not Hell or satanism)
- Fidel Castor
- You
- AOL
- Subliminal message
- French
- Extinction
- Mel Gibson
Tofu- Ku Klux Klan doesn't even mention Satan or Hell.
Goth Has a short bit saying Goths aren't real satanists, but that's it.- Ronald McDonald
- Myspace (really doesn't matter)
High school- O.J. Simpson
- Bowser
Liberal media- Bob the Builder
- RuneScape
- Grand Theft Auto
- Terrell Owens
- SimShitty
- ∀
- Yaoi
- Cat girl
Ken Blackwell- McDonald's
- Religion
Wicca- Santa Claus
Masturbation- Al Gore
- Fred Phelps
- Osama bin Laden
- Dick Cheney
- Mormon
- Gay marriage
- Gay Bar
- Hillary Clinton
- Ronald McDonald
- O.J. Simpson
- Emperor Palpatine
- School
- Halloween
- SpongeBob
- Pat Robertson
- Claude Debussy
Our Lady Peace
Someone caught me removing templates, and called it "vandalism." He had very few edits.
I need someone to vouch for me. I'm sure a lot of you high ranking admins can protect a defenseless me from this. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:54, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
- I have no power and no brains, but this was and is a cooperative effort that has been reasonably well-publicized. I would refer anyone who has concerns about this to this VD topic, and to the VFD discussions of Jesus Approves, Black Jesus Approves, and Satan Approves.----OEJ 23:40, 15 January 2007 (UTC) PS: I left a note for the relevant user -- User:Metropolis Anime -- on his talk page. ----OEJ 00:21, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Thanks all
I really, really appreciate you taking the time and effort to do this. In fact, if you removed a whole bunch of these templates, like 30+, here's a little something for you:
If you got 30+ templates, take a Feather. (If you didn't, and take one anyway, best hope that I never, never find out or my flaming spiked banstick made out of ninjas will come out. I'm too lazy to figure out who did all the work, but I'm not too lazy to check if you claim you did.)
This sort of fine, community based work is what I like to see coming off a week's vacation. Kudos to all template squashers, not just the 30+ ones. 01/17 02:27
- You just made everyone KUNs & DUNs. Way to go.
- Not everyone. I started it, and I only did 22 of them. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:33, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
15:56, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- I understand that. Thus the 30+ template rule. By my count, only 4-5 people max could claim such an honor. I hate spammed templates that much, and I figured there'd be a bunch of 20 something people to cut that number down to 0-2. :) 01/19 23:47
If I might hack a hairball, I came up with the basic lists of what I considered inappropriate templates. I don't think much was done to check articles that I did not put on the list of articles to be cut. Someone who's got youth and vigor might surf through the articles which remain on the Used Here lists and double-check for stuff I misjudged or just plain missed.----OEJ 01:50, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Permission to use template at WikiWrit
I think the Jesus Approved template is better used at WikiWrit, the online Wiki Bible project. I want to use the Sarcasm template, the Q template, and the Box template as well. The only way I know how to create a template is to copy one, paste it into an edit box and then modify it and save. I already did copy them and modify them, but if there is objections I'll ask the administrator over there to delete them. I wrote the sarcasm template by the way. Are they based on standard template designs or did someone custom write the designs for Uncyclopedia? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:13, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Concerning Grue Templates
Should we do the same thing with Template:Grue? It seems to be abused in much the same way as the Jesus-, Black Jesus-, and Satan-Approved templates were, albeit to a lesser extent. -- 02:07, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
- Absolutely. But keep it in certain articles (such as food and eating, creature, and Zork related ones, mainly). But Grue templates don't belong in articles about celebrities and letters and science (unless it's nature and there is a connection). I'll have a look tomorrow. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:43, 20 January 2007 (UTC)