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I think it would be very cool if we had a list of articles that have had at least 3 "for" votes on VFH, but failed, and at least 3 "delete" votes on VFD, but survived. But I have no idea how one could possibly compile such a list. Is there an easy way? Because that's a really interesting class of articles - stuff that's hilarious to some and utter shit to others. pillow talk 21:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Tippi and Count Bleck were Timpani and Blumiere, respectively, everyone but Horatio dies, and Fortinbras takes over, Sirius Black dies, Kristin Shepard shot J.R., Tony gets shot by Chino and dies in Maria's arms, Seinfeld and his friends are found guilty, Nathaniel sacrifices himself so that demons won't destroy London, Kitty helps found the new government of commoners, and Bartimaeus survives, Oedipus fulfills the Oracle's prophesy by killing his dad and fucking his mom, you are Darth Bater with amnesia, Nibbler pushed Fry into the freezer, Brandy Alexander is Shannon's brother, Luke gets shot trying to escape, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

It's all shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

mr winkler is GAY, and a bunch of So So's articles spring to mind... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:11, Jan 4

That sounds horribly labor-intensive. Get one of the noobs to do it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:26, Jan 5 2010

I think we should have a list of different types of cutlery. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:29, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Spoon
Knife
Hands
Fork
Spork

That ought to do it!

pillow talk 00:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Well that's me placated. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:37, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Hands aren't cutlery! Ever try to saw a cheap steak with a pinkie? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:23, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Of course. It took me a couple hours, but I got through it. It helped when my skin wore away - the bone turned out to be a lot sharper.

pillow talk 06:10, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

I find the deliberate omission of chopsticks in the above list racist, and have reported this page to the internet police. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 16:51, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

On a more serious note, I don't think there would be an easy way to find that data. I tried to create a list of deletion survivors and vfh nommed articles, and the only intersection was File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg. Thinking about it more, I'm not even sure that there would be any articles that were nommed for both VFH and VFD (and survived). Nevermind, I figured out the problem. --Mn-z 07:25, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

That really is quite a serious note. Puts all the cutlery laughs into context. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:46, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

It appears I had the autowiki browser set to exclude everything except files. The right list is shown below. --Mn-z 05:54, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I think it would be very cool if we had a list of articles that have had at least 3 "for" votes on VFH, but failed, OR at least 3 "delete" votes on VFD, but survived. (And if noobone wants to back track articles just start it now, it's a new decade after all. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05 Jan 2010 ~ 07:52 (UTC)

I direct your attention to User:Kip the Dip/crap/recent. A lot of these crap pages have seen both VFD and VFH. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:26, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

List of pages that were nominated for both VFH and VFD

This was made by doing an intersection of Category:Deletion Survivor and Category:VFH archive. There is no way to automatically sort out those with 3 or more votes. Disclaimers:

This list excludes all vfh noms before mid July 2007, and also excludes vfd noms that lack the {{Oldvfd}} tag.
Due to the nature the VFH archive, the list from that category links to VFH nominations, not articles nominated. To spare you the details, this may resulted in a few articles missing from the list.
The VFD and VFH noms do not necessarily point to the same version.

I don't know how you intersected categories, but can you narrow it down by removing the intersection of this and Category:Featured? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:43, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

And after that, can you do more stuff as well? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay might be the best example of this phenomenon that we have: six feature votes, seven delete votes. pillow talk 16:02, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

The list above, with featured articles removed

Same disclaimers as before

--Mn-z 18:29, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

We have to find you a girlfriend. When we get you one, ask if she's got a sister. Y'know, for the rest of us. We're ever so lonely. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:57, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

If you could knock her up a couple months before introducing them, you'd be doing him a solid.

pillow talk 23:58, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sensing there might be some difficulty with that plan. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN00:01, 7 Jan

No, it's a foolproof four-part plan.

Modus meets a comely lass, seduces her with his absurd non-sequiturs and/or hypnosis.
Modus pokes a hole in a condom with a pin.
Six months later, Modus announces he's breaking up with her because he doesn't like fat chicks, but has she met his extremely, extremely, extremely available friend Mn-z?
We never see another intricate list comprised of the intersection of two lists minus the intersection of a third list, ever again. pillow talk 00:13, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

See, I think there's going to be a problem with stage two of your plan. Where is Modus ever going to find a pin? -OptyC Sucks!

CUN00:15, 7 Jan

Oooooh, good point. Maybe he could just grow out his toenails.

pillow talk 00:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

People, please! You're all sick! I'm not gonna knock up a broad then dump her because of some mad plan to get Mnbvcxz a pregnant chick. I'd dump her because I'm terrified of commitment. Pregnancy would simply be the straw the broke the camel's back. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a bad person. I'm a terrible one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:39, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Well, Mn-z would have a golden opportunity to outdo you by dumping her three months later, because preggo chicks are way hotter than single moms.

pillow talk 00:41, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

That list was bot-generated if you didn't notice. Hence the disclaimers and stuff. --Mn-z 05:06, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Nerd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:14, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, my bot is blame for the list. And on a related note, my bot also has a pregnancy fetish. So if you know of any pregnant robots... --Mn-z 06:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

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List of pages that were nominated for both VFH and VFD

The list above, with featured articles removed

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