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I think it would be very cool if we had a list of articles that have had at least 3 "for" votes on VFH, but failed, and at least 3 "delete" votes on VFD, but survived. But I have no idea how one could possibly compile such a list. Is there an easy way? Because that's a really interesting class of articles - stuff that's hilarious to some and utter shit to others. pillow talk 21:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Little Orphan Ani is really Darth Vader, Book dies and then Wash dies after the audience has been lulled into a false sense of security, Dr. Strangelove can actually walk (and everybody dies), Jack's name actually is Ernest after all, Orr faked his death, and he and Yossarian escape in a rubber raft, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

It's all shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

mr winkler is GAY, and a bunch of So So's articles spring to mind... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:11, Jan 4

That sounds horribly labor-intensive. Get one of the noobs to do it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:26, Jan 5 2010

I think we should have a list of different types of cutlery. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:29, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Spoon
Knife
Hands
Fork
Spork

That ought to do it!

pillow talk 00:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Well that's me placated. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:37, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Hands aren't cutlery! Ever try to saw a cheap steak with a pinkie? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:23, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Of course. It took me a couple hours, but I got through it. It helped when my skin wore away - the bone turned out to be a lot sharper.

pillow talk 06:10, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

I find the deliberate omission of chopsticks in the above list racist, and have reported this page to the internet police. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 16:51, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

On a more serious note, I don't think there would be an easy way to find that data. I tried to create a list of deletion survivors and vfh nommed articles, and the only intersection was File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg. Thinking about it more, I'm not even sure that there would be any articles that were nommed for both VFH and VFD (and survived). Nevermind, I figured out the problem. --Mn-z 07:25, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

That really is quite a serious note. Puts all the cutlery laughs into context. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:46, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

It appears I had the autowiki browser set to exclude everything except files. The right list is shown below. --Mn-z 05:54, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I think it would be very cool if we had a list of articles that have had at least 3 "for" votes on VFH, but failed, OR at least 3 "delete" votes on VFD, but survived. (And if noobone wants to back track articles just start it now, it's a new decade after all. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05 Jan 2010 ~ 07:52 (UTC)

I direct your attention to User:Kip the Dip/crap/recent. A lot of these crap pages have seen both VFD and VFH. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:26, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

List of pages that were nominated for both VFH and VFD

This was made by doing an intersection of Category:Deletion Survivor and Category:VFH archive. There is no way to automatically sort out those with 3 or more votes. Disclaimers:

This list excludes all vfh noms before mid July 2007, and also excludes vfd noms that lack the {{Oldvfd}} tag.
Due to the nature the VFH archive, the list from that category links to VFH nominations, not articles nominated. To spare you the details, this may resulted in a few articles missing from the list.
The VFD and VFH noms do not necessarily point to the same version.

I don't know how you intersected categories, but can you narrow it down by removing the intersection of this and Category:Featured? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:43, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

And after that, can you do more stuff as well? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay might be the best example of this phenomenon that we have: six feature votes, seven delete votes. pillow talk 16:02, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

The list above, with featured articles removed

Same disclaimers as before

--Mn-z 18:29, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

We have to find you a girlfriend. When we get you one, ask if she's got a sister. Y'know, for the rest of us. We're ever so lonely. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:57, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

If you could knock her up a couple months before introducing them, you'd be doing him a solid.

pillow talk 23:58, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sensing there might be some difficulty with that plan. -OptyC Sucks!

CUN00:01, 7 Jan

No, it's a foolproof four-part plan.

Modus meets a comely lass, seduces her with his absurd non-sequiturs and/or hypnosis.
Modus pokes a hole in a condom with a pin.
Six months later, Modus announces he's breaking up with her because he doesn't like fat chicks, but has she met his extremely, extremely, extremely available friend Mn-z?
We never see another intricate list comprised of the intersection of two lists minus the intersection of a third list, ever again. pillow talk 00:13, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

See, I think there's going to be a problem with stage two of your plan. Where is Modus ever going to find a pin? -OptyC Sucks!

CUN00:15, 7 Jan

Oooooh, good point. Maybe he could just grow out his toenails.

pillow talk 00:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

People, please! You're all sick! I'm not gonna knock up a broad then dump her because of some mad plan to get Mnbvcxz a pregnant chick. I'd dump her because I'm terrified of commitment. Pregnancy would simply be the straw the broke the camel's back. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a bad person. I'm a terrible one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:39, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Well, Mn-z would have a golden opportunity to outdo you by dumping her three months later, because preggo chicks are way hotter than single moms.

pillow talk 00:41, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

That list was bot-generated if you didn't notice. Hence the disclaimers and stuff. --Mn-z 05:06, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Nerd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:14, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, my bot is blame for the list. And on a related note, my bot also has a pregnancy fetish. So if you know of any pregnant robots... --Mn-z 06:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

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List of pages that were nominated for both VFH and VFD

The list above, with featured articles removed

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