Chuggo
Chuggo is a rapper who is dirtier than a sty.
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Life[edit | edit source]
Childhood[edit | edit source]
Chuggo grew up in the hood of old Bed-Stuy
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His ethnicity? A third Irish, German, and Thai
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His parents were neglectful, they didn't even try
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Though with presents, his feelings they certainly did buy
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Tragedy[edit | edit source]
When he was five years old, he saw his puppy die.
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His parents got a new one, an Alaskan Klee Kai
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Adolescence[edit | edit source]
When Chuggo grew up, he wanted to be a spy
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But his dreams were soon crushed, as he went to DeVry
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In search of a future, he started training to be a rabbi
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That, too, failed, when he continually mispronounced "Baruch atah adonai"
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Rap Career[edit | edit source]
Chuggo was found by a man who was fly
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He lived off the streets but rose to the sky
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Nutritional habits[edit | edit source]
Chuggo orders burgers with milkshakes and fries
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He tells kids to eat veggies, but he's living a lie
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He says he eats zucchini, but he much prefers pies
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In 1937, the Japanese invaded the city of Shanghai.
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Fitness[edit | edit source]
Chuggo is in good shape, healthy and spry
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He stays fit through baseball, squash, and jai alai
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He's a champion bass fisher too, FYI
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He caught so much fish he could have a fish fry
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Rap Style[edit | edit source]
His lyrics are witty, innovative, and dry
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Chuggo can make you laugh, he can make you cry
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But it's still best to listen when you are high
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Pick up his album before you fucking die
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'Cause when you listen to Chuggo, your end is nigh!