User talk:Optimuschris/Super Secret Girlie Page!

• big balls Steve likey a lot yes yes
• CARL MOUATT WAS HERE IN CAAPITAL LETTERS
• I FOUND IT!
• I wasn't here.. - Dark_Aaron
• I wasn't here either. Twice. --Zig 12:52, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
• Yay for boobies - BoBTFish
• Well that was fun (P.S. there are condoms under the brownies)
• -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:56, 26 Apr
• VISSITJ UR P3NIS by 5 ICNHES!!! FR33 VIA4RGRA!o!!!!!@2 fIND A rolex? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:02, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
• I was never here. Seriously. --THE 12:40, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
• D'you expect this to get VFH? --BlackInkWriter 18:57, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
• O_O This is the BEST PAGE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! -RAHB 23:43, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
• Feature!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:57, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
• I also have no idea what all this is about... MrN 19:23, Jun 7
• Fou-Lu 21:31, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
• I have seen this page! do I approve? Yes YES YEEES!! 3===D~~90.230.80.104 15:45, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
• Duuuuuuude... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 15:48, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
• Ha ha! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:40, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
• Anything I say won't do justice to that... or that stain... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:06, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
• Yuck! I made this to keep the cosmic straight/gay balance in order. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:33 17 July 2008

That page is Gay. MrN 01:38, Jul 17

That was just the Look I was going for as it happens. Thanks! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:12 17 July 2008

Arrrrgggghhhh my eyes!!1!1111!11 /me runs screaming back to the first page --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

I just don't understand. Why does everyone have an aversion to my porn page but not this one. What am I doing wrong? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 06:12 20 July 2008

You see, the coffee machine took the wo off men... and your wallet --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:49, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Damn coffe machines! Cant trust em worth shit, the move in drink your water eat your biscuits and steal your money from your trousers! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 06:56 20 July 2008

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WOULD VISIT AGAIN! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

• This page wins. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 01:07, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
• Best. Page. Ever. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:04, Aug 16
• I needed to find a pornographic image for an article, honest. I might check the page again, in case I missed one that I could use. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:12, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Try this page too! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:22 2 October 2008

• I am missing Sophia ... boy, she's HOT!
• SUPERMEGAULTRAWIN!!!! Also: BOOBIES!!!! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:31, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

No, Colin! Avert thine eyes! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:57, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

BUT...BUT...damn. I have no excuse. I'll just go slap myself on the wrist and go back to listening to Rob Zombie and Dragonforce. sigh, I guess I'll just go watch Natural Born Killers again... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:15, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

That's right. You 14-year old pervert. I'm disappointed in you. /slaps Colin's bottom that oughta teach you. Muse is better. /goes back to girlie page -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:46, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

You're sick. You're all sick! And Dragonforce??? DRAGONFORCE!?!?!? You dissapoint me. /through the fire and the flames Orian carries on. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:50 9 October 2008

Ow...my ass has learned better, at least. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:23, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

• As JohnAllMighty I bless this page and give it a standing ovation (10,10,08)

Whut? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:21 10 October 2008

Silly IP, Trix are for kids. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:49, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Most excellent pictures, dude! --Sanareth 17:12, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

i regret nothing.... --theironpaw-- 1:05AM 18th dec 2008

• Nice page, I made a rip-off of it a similar version to appeal to a more "niche" market User:Mnbvcxz/Super_Secret_Girlie_Page! --Mnbvcxz 03:36, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
• I Confess. Every time I see it on the "recent changes page" I look at it again.--    23:51, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Heh even gave me a boner. -User:Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris

• Mahm00shA cummed here! (who is that aardvark in the last pic, btw?) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 16:01, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
• I would've thought I signed this already. Also, HOT DAMN! SEXY BITCHES! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:00, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
• What the fuck? Why can't I have the occasional sexy pic on my Pile of Shit when he can have all of this? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:32,15May,2009
  • The cabal is currently discussing the porn issue. Btw, Orian QVFD'd his gay porn.--Mnb'z 06:09, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• YA! Can I have some please? Staircase CUN^t 16:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• Gotta hand it to you, Chris.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:58, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
• VFH FOR SERIOUSLY. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:28, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Thanx0rz

Thanks for using CREAMGIRL on this page. -- Captain Nerd(Talk)

Creamgirl w00t

It seems our 12-year-old friend has good taste in women. You're going to be spoiled when you're older. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:09, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

=) -- Captain Nerd(Talk)

I iz winnaer I find la bobiez page- horny retard

Y'know, besides the very first two pictures, and all of the asian women (and Jayne Mansfield)

I'm not that turned on by the rest of it. But the very last image is just a pure stroke of comedy genius. Like, can you imagine some loser scrolling and wanking through this simultaneously, and when they get to the very bottom, they're about to come or something? And then they see that? Hell yeah. That's comedy gold, baby. *puts on clown outfit, honks a horn in random peoples faces, piles into a tiny car with six of my clown brethren* Yeah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 06:25, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

that nearly happened to me :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 06:44, May, 16 '09

I say we switch this page with the main page and the main page with this page. -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 23:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey! That one lady with the whipped cream on both her milk straws is not my Mommy! Really. You don't believe me? See User:Miley Spears/Not Me. Also the lady with the white dish soap on her face? That's really funny! Ha Ha! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:37, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I am so tired of strange men showing my son pictures of ladies with "white dish soap" on their faces. I have to explain to him over and over again that Mommy doesn't wash her face with white dish soap. Also you showed him pictures of women "wrestling" with other women. That's Ok because it's not violent wrestling. But he's a boy and needs to learn that boys can wrestle too! You should put up some photos of men wrestling with other men. Of course I'd have to look at those pictures first. Many, many times. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:10, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

You should talk to Puppy about more conventional ways to make your son gay. He knows all the tricks apparently.    Orian57    Talk   20:49 11 September 2009

Who said I want to make my son gay? I do not want to make my son gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just want to look at the pictures of men "wrestling" because I like watching men "wrestle." ;) And Puppy's my brother or brother-in-law or step brother or half brother or something like that. The way he talks to me and keeps sniffing my thongs I don't think he knows much about being gay. I mean the thongs I wear on my feet, of course. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

You did. Wanted to show him pictures of men wrestling. And Puppy's Bi. And his youngest is gay, or so he says. And are you really related? Are you Austraillian too!? You need to warn people about these things!    Orian57    Talk   21:16 11 September 2009

Puppy said he didn't want to be my adopted son's uncle, so of course I made him my son's uncle. That means he's my brother or brother-in-law or step brother or half-brother or something. I don't live in Austalia but I love koala bears! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:46, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Oh right. It's teh adoption joke running away with itself again, I always think that's real for somereason. And koala bears? Flea ridden tree rats. fun to shoot.    Orian57    Talk   22:03 11 September 2009

Orian, do you have this page on your watchlist? Be honest. --C:\syndrome\_ 00:39, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I do. But it's because I participate in the artistic debates on it's talk page not for the art itself.    Orian57    Talk   00:40 12 September 2009

Mm-hmm. And you just read Playboy for the articles, right? --C:\syndrome\_ 00:50, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Oh completely! It's good research for straight characters. I would prefer to just capture one of you in teh wild and observe you in a perspex box but apparently that's "illegal" and shit.    Orian57    Talk   01:09 12 September 2009

Say Miley, when are you going to donate a picture for the collection? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:00, 11 Sep

Ok, if you really want a picture of me, here's one my son drew. User:Miley Spears/Me. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:51, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

You added it? lol But look, that guy below me is looking up my dress! Tell him to stop that! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:51, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

The best page ever hahahahaha

I came, I saw...I came. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

was not here

srsly k thanks bye

    U FORGOTS THE "I" IN "Was not here." *Rage quit*

Fap fap fap

• -- 21:20, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

HELP PLEASE EMERGENCY !!!!!!

I don't know how I ended up here and there are sexy hot women all over my screen and my parents come home in 15 minutes and I can't get them off, if anyone can help please send me a telegram on how I can emergency close my Internet Explorer, thanks.