User talk:Olipro/Archive6

Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer

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Due to the way things have turned on this site, and given the fact I really hate being taken out of context, this comment is being posted simultaneously with my topic on the forum.

I don't *actually* believe in anything I wrote there to the extent it was implied, it was simply posted to highlight the sad way things are starting to turn in this community, in-fighting is breaking out and arguably the administrative actions being taken are making the situation worse, not better. I realise that you can't make everyone happy, but at the same time the way you deal with any given situation can serve to make a lot of people very unhappy, especially if you drag them into a full public humiliation.

As for the title... consider it a mild comment on the way the recent IRC debacle was dealt with; that situation could readily have been resolved using a mediation betweeen the involved parties, instead it was turned into a full-on public fuck-fest, I'm not defending what occured, I'm simply criticising the way it was dealt with, and the way it was dealt with is starting to become a norm.

I find it sad that I even feel I need to post this here; that this is what we've finally come to, nobody's truly friends any more, everyone's watching and waiting to see who will be the next fuck up and come down on them with maximum force.

Nonetheless, I remain hopeful that I won't have to refer anybody to this comment. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:56, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Infighting and pseudo power struggles have gone on here since the beginning, just as the do within any sort of social grouping. The biggest irony is of course that the sense of injustice individual people are highlighting are frequently those they themselves are in turn "guilty" of. As always it is far easier to spot personality flaws in others than it is to see the same in ourselves.

Lots of people have thrown around the word "community" but very few people don't put their own spin on what that is, along with how they believe the site should be run (usually involving having themselves and maybe their friends in positions of unlimited power). As I said in a previous missive we all need to look at ourselves, what we do, how we react, what we'd like to see for the site and how we improve the community by our presence here.

I too remain hopeful, that the reasons that have kept people here are the very same ones that will help us to recognise what is best for the community in all our actions here and the things that made us fall in love with the site in the first place. Of course words mean very little.....even on a website filled with them! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yes, though my focus wasn't really on power, it's more about the way any given situation is dealt with when it arises and the way people are affected by it, nobody's infalliable of course and what's done is done, but if lessons aren't learned nothing will change. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:43, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

You, sir, are obviously a hippy. ;-) --UU - natter 14:36, Jul 30

UnNews Main Page

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Did you know that there was already a redesign in the works? We've been talking about it at the Newsroom. I'm not committed to anything as of yet, but I do have some reservationg. The NavBar we've been using has gotten good, if limited, reception, and I like it a lot. I also don't hold so closely the idea that we must mimic Wikinews. I think we need to merge your new forum topic with existing discussion. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:04, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Watching your ops work

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I've been watching your ops work on recent changes the past few days, and (putting aside all the drama stuff) you're damn good at the job. Have only heard about you second hand for the most part, and just watching you work has taught me stuff. And on the UnNews main page, I hope you, Zim, and Spike can work it out so you all feel the best result has evolved (Spike's done some really good work with the "Department" boxes and lots of other additions). Nice meeting you. Aleister 1:54 1 8

Well, the UnNews main page that we currently use was originally created by me back in '06 (and again, based on the Wikinews layout of the day) - since then various bits of it have been hacked up and modified by various people; I can't say I particularly like the layout that Gert produced because it's essentially a hackup of the inclusion templates I originally made and it has a very cluttered feel. I already have easy ways we can fit in things like the sections that are currently placed at the top of UnNews by replacing the countries row on the Beta page (and/or the one below it) -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:07, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

I like your layout. The current UnNews page is very cluttered. —NIPPLES WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:06 20 August 2010]

Specific comments on Main Page Beta

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• Zim's style is flagrant overuse of links, bold, and italic. In your featured stories, the style is none at all. Why?

It was faster to just copy paste, this is *entirely* down to the editing user's tastes, it can be changed to however you like it.

• I miss the links to the Specialty Indexes and archived indexes, but you say in the Forum you're going to add these.

yes, they're next on the hitlist, I'll convert one of them properly to show how it'd look and just link to the existing for the rest, if the one that's converted looks good, the rest can get the treatment.

• I miss dates on the Latest news. This is a list of news stories, not mere articles, and they should have a date, just to keep up the "newspaper" con, even in cases where it's irrelevant.

this could possibly make the titles too long, we can either add it as mouse hover text or alternatively bung in some javascript so users can decide for themselves, just changing it to always be like that would detriment lower resolutions.

• Write a new UnNews story should be further up on the page, consistent with our philosophy of encouraging incompetent new Anons to contribute.

I think this would be quite detrimental to the layout, an approach of "leave it where it is and see how it goes" would be preferable; also, readers not interested in contributing would probably find this annoying whereas someone competent enough to write an article will very likely be able to find the button where it already is.

• A list of 10 audios may have been excessive (given that at least 9 are always mine), but 4 is insufficient, and on my screen, the remainder are replaced with blank space.

Again, completely up to taste, this can trivially be expanded without screwing the layout so if you want 5/6 that'll be fine.

• Am very pleased to see show/hide applied to some of the boilerplate at the bottom.
• I deleted About us from the existing Main Page as it was ramble and the links were noise. Not sure if the About us on Beta adds anything.

It's essentially there because Wikinews has it, if there's anything better it can be replaced with, I'm all ears -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:04, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Spıke ¬ 11:26 1-Aug-10

Thanks for the reply. I do have a talk page; moreover, User:SPIKE/UnNews, toward the end, is essentially a talk page. Yes, please delete User talk:SPIKE/UnNews. I watch your page, once we have a conversation going, until it dies out; then I unwatch it. Spıke ¬ 12:14 1-Aug-10 Thanks. PS--User talk:SPIKE exists, too, for non-UnNews stuff. Spıke ¬ 12:39 1-Aug-10

Alright, I'll bung my replies here since you're watching it -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:41, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

I went ahead and moved "Write an Article" up the page. I think it looks ok like that. -- incompetent Ape (terrorize) (Riot Porn) 13:36, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

"Burninatable"

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It was a plus to show the filing timestamp of a VFD entry. But now you conceal this information (yes, I know, there is a way to see it), in favor of a simple flag, "It's toast now," which also cracks wise, which I don't like on indexes, categories, and the other nuts-and-bolts aspects of Uncyclopedia. Best of all, why don't you display the elapsed time of the VFD entry? Spıke ¬ 12:48 1-Aug-10 PS--With a color change after 24 hours, of course.... Spıke ¬ 12:50 1-Aug-10

Good idea, done -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:59, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Curious: Does the clock stop when the vote is closed or moved to the archive page? It would be interesting (though not vital) to see how many hours elapsed in the vote; it is pointless to see, a month later, how many hours have passed since the proposal was made. Spıke ¬ 14:54 1-Aug-10

No, it doesn't stop, so technically someone could deliberately delete an article an hour early and potentially get away with it, however, you can easily cross check their deletion time against the start time specified in the VFD vote table -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:58, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Cookie

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NeuroticNinjaPirate666 has awarded you a cookie! For your advice.

VFP

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I notice you featured

Would you mind putting the {{ImageFP}} in the description, just so I can gloat that something I nommed got featured? Saberwolf116 13:36, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

I've done it, although in instances like this where it's pretty clear cut it should have the template and nothing is physically stopping you from applying it, you can just Do it yourself -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:40, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Huh. I could've sworn it was protected. Saberwolf116 16:41, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

'Ello

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I'll be getting my computer back tonight, so make sure you're on Skype. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 16:40, Tuesday 03 August 2010 -

I wasn't aware you'd had it taken away, you naughty boy you -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:04, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

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I am eternally grateful! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:34, 10 August 2010

Hello, Sir

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Hey, sir. I was wondering if you can Pee Review my articles HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes, Justin Beiber. The guy NOT to be., and UnBooks:2112 Overture? I want the best reviewed articles to be nominated for featured article. And I also wnated you to vote for my highest rated articles. --AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 20:44, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

May I humbly suggest two things Mr. Dead Terrorist: 1. Leaving messages on a million users' talkpages is not a good idea. Also your tone, to me, suggests you are demanding that - in this case - Olipro nominates and votes for your articles. He will nominate and vote for what he thinks is worthy. Also, I have already offered to review HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes. If you submit it to pee review and drop the link on my talkpage I shall review it, posthaste. Within the hour, probably. Unless you are a sockpuppet. Are you a suckpuppet? And sorry, Olipro for invading your talkpage. —NIPPLES WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:58 20 August 2010]

I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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REPLACE THIS WITH YOUR MESSAGE, DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THE SUBJECT/HEADLINE BOX, CHANGE THE "YOUR TITLE HERE!!!" BIT INSTEAD

There is no "your title here bit " unless you mean the retard bit -oh never mind

curious to know why you have no palestine page at all and why you deleted my "palestine for physicists" --do not tell me it was too short -i am sick of that from women

can a page not start off with 20 or 30 lines and grow with contributions and edits ?

Since you're here...

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I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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There's a shitload of stuff on BP and QVFD. Saberwolf116 05:09, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

What's up

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I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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Hey, cool guy. I was just wondering if you can Pee Review the article UnNews:SATAN/SANTA WANTED!? It was made by some noob named "AchmedTheDeadTerrorist", but I made it longer.

--User:APR/sig 20:44, August 24, 2010 (UTC)APR

I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I REPLACED THIS TEXT, BUT NOT WITH ANYTHING OF GREATER WORTH OR VALUE.

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Yes sir, I'll get on that suicide thing right away sir! Yeah, I hit recent changes after I hit ban patrol. Then I said "Doh". Cool story, hunh? User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:43, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

That thing you mentioned I should do for my cpu.

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It finished already. I don't know how. User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:06, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Wierd synchronicity

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While you reskinned the main page with a look alike of one of my favorite sites and whored UnNews Funnies, I created and uploaded my 200th comic from Stripgenerator.com (for which I earned a Golden Artist award) after a dry spell. Meanwhile, I get a comment on SG.com from a round eye in Japan on my strip; probably the one person in the world who would be a target audience for that particular strip. This cold medicine is working out fantastically for me. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:30, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'M NOT A RETARD BECAUSE I DID REPLACE THIS TEXT

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the reskin on the front page.... did you do that all yourself? I like it, nice work. Is there a spot to see all of our previous reskins of the front page? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:51, Sep 2

Yes I did, no there isn't. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:46, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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> (Block log); 00:07 . . Olipro (Talk | contribs) blocked Mowgli (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Don't whore your shite articles on the Village Dump. PS: contact me on IRC and ask nicely and I'll lift the ban.)

LOL. you are admin? how old are you? you took the trouble of inserting an "e" in "shit" where none ought to exist? LOLLLLL. you want me to meet you in IRC get the ban reversed? LOLOLOLOLOL. dude, get a life, LOL. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mowgli (talk • contribs)

I believe it's spelled that way outside of the US.--HM (T) 18:05, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

are you being ethnocentric or a bigot? -- mowgli 18:07, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Nobody can know what I am. Not even me.--HM (T) 18:13, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

i don't know what you are nor can i aspire to know what you are for i know not what you may be but i am getting a strong feeling that you are an idiot. am i close to the truth? please answer. while you're at it, do also tell me where they spell shit as shite. -- mowgli 18:19, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

It is an alternate spelling here in the UK we know the word shit but we also have the word shite; we don't anticipate you yanks knowing about it. Also, we can permanently ban you if you like, I'll do anything for a quiet life and you don't seem to be here to help us with that. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:23, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

nice. i'm not a yank. thus the surprise. your argument makes sense. what's with this i can perma' ban you? are you all admins high on newly secreted testestrone caused by the sudden advent of adolescence in your lives? ya, go ahead perma ban me. you think i care li'l kid? -- mowgli 18:35, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps you shouldn't act so rude. Just an idea.--HM (T) 18:39, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm afraid my prepubescence got the best of me, and I banned him forever. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:40, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

NOOO! Now how will we find the key?! He is the only one with the gift!--HM (T) 18:42, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ah well, never mind, have a vol-au-vent before Dexter eats them all. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:43, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, someone's cranky.--HM (T) 18:27, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Some days.... --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:29, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Not you...--HM (T) 18:30, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Gay. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:30, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, am I late to the party? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:31, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

No, have a vol-au-vent. --ChiefjusticeXBox 18:32, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Looks like I missed all the fun. Shame people have to be dicks even when you're trying to be nice to them -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:01, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'M A TOTAL RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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Pink is nice, but I prefer purple. – Preceding unsigned comment added by The Ranter (talk • contribs)

Um, what? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:59, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Dicks LOL

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LOL LOL, Dicks. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:22, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Poop

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I've done 3 pee reviews now so you can't call me worthless anymore. SUCK IT! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:53, Sep 8

Then why is there an NRV stamp on your forehead? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:36, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

SUCK IT! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:54, Sep 8

Jack

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I'm seeing it as a disambiguation page when I visit the mirror site. Can you restore it to the disambiguation version of it? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:29, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Goldstein award on the new UnNews main page

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Hi Oli,

I've noticed there is no indication for the Goldstein award on the UnNews main page, can you add it next to the Foolitzer? Was about to do it myself but that will force me to learn all of your extravagant code and I'm lazy as well as being on holiday. Thanks! ~ 17:15, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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Death metal page should be fixed. Gomphog 17:45, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

New Front Page bis

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Someone has just blanked an eight-day-old article (UnNews:'Falling in love' to be included in UK 'Legal High' ban), someone has just reverted it--and it jumps to the top of the list of stories on the Front Page! The sort order needs to be creation date, not last edit; this is satire on current events and they need to be shown in order of currentness, not on whether the vandalism is recent.

And I understand the space considerations in your response above, but still want to see the date of an UnNews story (even though I have one of the user base's smallest pieces of display real estate). In fact, whether today has been covered by other authors is sometimes decisive as to whether I choose to write a piece. Spıke ¬ 15:58 12-Sep-10

And another thing: I need to update the instructions to anchormen in UnNews:UnNewsAudio--but first you need to rename or move {{UnNewsAudio/2}} to {{RecentUnNewsAudio}}, the traditional name, which is more descriptive. Spıke ¬ 11:16 13-Sep-10

I'm tweaking the DPL at the moment, but as a note, if you ever want an article to not display on that list, add the article to either the "No publish" or "UnNews/Archived" category and it will not affect the Latest News listing. RecentUnNewsAudio has been updated -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:22, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

That tweak is what it needed! Thanks. Spıke ¬ 15:20 13-Sep-10

Do

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...you think that On Her Wedding Day might deserve a second chance on VFH? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Perhaps, I think I'll play it safe and do a spot of canvassing before getting balls-deep in hot vote action -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:13, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Adding DYK images to the main page

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Hi Oli. I'm having a problem adding images to the main page's DYK section. I left a message at Mordillo's talk page on the specifics. I think it's probably the code I'm using but I haven't seen any difference in the changes I make. Do you have any ideas? MadMax 23:16, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

What sort of problem are you having exactly? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:07, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'm trying to get a single image to show up but I keep getting three images instead. I can get one image to show up when editing the main page but it breaks up the section and bullet point of the first text fact. MadMax 03:17, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

I think I fixed it. MadMax 07:13, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Dude!!!

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I wasn't able to fix my IRC thing because I had left suddenly! There was no reason to ban me! --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:35, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

Regarding the Economic effects of retarded babies...

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I know you already went and featured it. I could complain even more than I already have about that, but that'd take effort. So instead I reviewed it in protest and am now telling as many of the authors as I could figure out that the review is here and I hope you can use it to improve upon the already featured piece, nevermind the fact that it is already featured. And yes, the thing is just my personal opinion, but if it can help... please use it, and good luck, and stuff? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 03:52 (UTC)

UnNews graphics; AudioArchive

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• You still owe us the remaining .svg files for Lead Template use. Again, an alternative is to just change the documentation so we don't expect them to be there.
• I changed UnNews:AudioArchive so that it wouldn't put a full timestamp on the list of audios. I changed this to an HTML table solely because it's the only way I could figure out for the format parameter to work. I do not understand why the basis for the displayed date is not the same as the sort basis (creation date of the UnNews article) for the table; it looks funny because the dates are not in order. Spıke ¬ 00:49 3-Dec-10

PS--Further experimentation, and the creation of {{Lead 2.1}}, is described in UnNews:Newsroom Sec. 16. Spıke ¬ 18:04 7-Dec-10

I do still owe you that and you should remind me when I'm no longer jaunting around foreign lands and hence have my full photoshop repetoire available to me... that'll be the 16th of December -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:06, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

"Hello, Cunt face"

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You really think anything good can come of the selection of such a user name? Separately, I watched IWriteStuff on RecentChanges--His first edit had a Change Summary, "I am being stupid and not funny" and damned if it wasn't true. I broke my chain and bit him in the leg on his talk page. He has since uploaded a JPG that has promise but looks plagiarized. Spıke ¬ 20:22 9-Dec-10

The purpose of the welcome message is as guidance, it brings useful information to their attention. If they vandalise, they still get pwned. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:46, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...

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I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

“ You can pull this sinister string... to humanise me. Right? ”

UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:35, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

New main page header

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If you agree, please install User:SPIKE/Main page header to replace Template:Main page header. Changes:

• "Welcome to UnNews" changes to "UnNews Front Page" with small capitals
• "FERRARI FUND" changes to "UnNews Boutique"
• The slogan becomes a random selection among six, more or less as suggested recently on Aleister's talk page by Puppy and others.

If you accept it in its entirety, please also delete the original from my userspace. Spıke ¬ 00:50 20-Feb-11

There was some bleed on your template so I've fixed that. Everything has been copied verbatim except for changing to "UnNews Front Page" although I have adjusted it to use the <small> tags and styling, I think "Welcome to UnNews" works better with the slogans to be honest. Since I left that change out, I didn't delete the template from your page. Let me know if you want it deleted. Also, if you wish to play further, you can preview your changes on UnNews:Main Page Beta -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:14, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, and yes, I no longer need my own version. I would like the page to be known as, and/or named, the Front Page to connote newspapers and distinguish it from the Uncyclopedia "main page," but it's a minor point.

By the way, Spike the Dog does have a page on Wikifur, which has attracted not even a Welcome in two months--only an Admin insisting that it doesn't conform to style, by which I can only guess he means it lacks links. The locals all seem to be looking for partners for costumed sex, or to assemble dossiers on one another based on the fact that they brought sidearms or lawsuits to furry conventions, so my involvement seems to be complete. But thanks also for pointing me to it. Spıke ¬ 01:25 20-Feb-11

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PS--The Front Page would look better on my screen if "Welcome to UnNews" had a positive letter-spacing. This seems to be dictated by the CSS for DIV.welcome_to_wn and I can't override it on the file in my space. Spıke ¬ 03:07 25-Feb-11

If you give me a mock-up of what you had in mind, or give me specific values, I can change it and see how it comes out. what's your screen res again? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:42, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Recall I am stuck at 1024x768 and have arcane local CSS. I'm just observing that the letters seem too close together on my screen. If you don't agree, ignore this; otherwise letter-spacing: 1px or maybe 2px would improve it. Spıke ¬ 13:47 25-Feb-11

I'M A RETARD BECAUSE I DIDN'T REPLACE THIS TEXT

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"I'm edit conflicting you?" From what I see, YOU were edit conflicting MEH, as I CAST MY VOTE FIRST! And what do I get for trying to update teh score after yeh vote? A 4 minute ban! Fucking admin. --Scofield 15:16, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Aw, now I'm going to have to ban you for being insolent -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:17, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

About my rich guys and whores article

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I'm working on improving it. I know it needs some shaping up. I didn't expect it to get nommed out of nowhere, but would you reconsider your vote if I made some changes? User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:49, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Why yes of course I would darling -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:42, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings.

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It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 07:03, 13 March 2011

Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day

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	Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day! A traditional Sasquatch blessing
	March 24 is Sasquatch Appreciation Day, as decreed by Reverend zim_ulator. Please join me in celebration of the noble Sasquatch and his innumerable contributions to Uncyclopedia.

Per IRC

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I'm takin' it literally.

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:47, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I'm Sorry

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I got TKF to delete the penis lollipop. I hope the eveil thing goes to a bad place where it can burn and rot and be gone forever. And sorry I said that about you, you help this wiki a lot. P.S. Check out my April Fool's sig... --      KUN Go Crazy About ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Lolliflix 02:35, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I thought that was just joking around, but anyway, I appreciate the sentiment, and don't take everything I say on IRC seriously... also, you can do what you want with the Penis lollipop so long as nobody complains about it and it stays away from me -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:38, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

I was kind of sick of it too. It was a one time thing, Magic man asked for one, I gave it to him...the end. It could be looked as spamming, so I think it was a wise idea. Also, a tip for the new wiki skin, just add another question mark and you have the old skin back. --      KUN Go Crazy About ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Lolliflix 02:46, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

or any character in fact, I know, I wrote the code to make it work. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:52, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Any way to remove it?

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this new Wikia reskin is giving me Asthenopia and It makes my eyes sting!!!! Please, how do you remove this sick skin so I can use Uncyc for the next day? （・Ａ・） - LOL vandalz 14:25, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Do I post my thanks here?

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I don't know that I can figure out what I'm supposed to do on this page, but I won't complain about you making things harder for me because apparently you made things easier for me, which is what I came here to say.

I've had an awful problem getting in, and had to try more than one browser. I couldn't preview edits, couldn't figure out how to edit several pages, couldn't find things I'd been watching without searching for them and couldn't search very well, and the program didn't always recognized the ? in my name and said I didn't exist. ARGG!

Anyway, it's better now, and according to my wife that's thanks to you. although I still can't log in normally. The button doesn't work and I tried it in more than one browser. I finally figured out I could right click it and open it in a separate window and then log in. Most of the time.

Also while I realize (or hope) this is just a one-day thing, you might want to know that we've lost users in the past because of non-April Fool's changes. My adopter Miley Spears was very active here until three different times how Unc worked got suddenly changed. She couldn't log in or couldn't edit or ran into a lot of problems and she finally gave up. The last time wiki got so many complaints they reverted almost all or all the changes.

I'm through ranting for the moment, and thanks again!

User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig15 20:29, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oink

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Ha, Olipro. --~  12:27, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

The Lollipop Shop

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I need a bit of help with the formatting of the flavours menu. After I put the rainbow in, the formatting is all over the place. Help me out on that, as you're good with formatting. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:04, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Never mind, I fixed it. There were open font color formats. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)