User:APR

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

“For whose advantage does it pay to bring the world back to its former self. That's the question, for its not the answer.”

~ APR's slogan

My Contributions

• UnReviews:Piranha 3D: WTF IS THAT MOVIE ABOUT?!
• UnNews:SATAN/SANTA WANTED!