User:Mitch 1 2/awards

Top-quality Import Banana

For doing something very nifty, you would normally be awarded a pie. But because your country sells bananas at $12 a kilo, you have been awarded a banana instead, mate. Eat it before AQIS find out about it. Strewth! –thematrixeatsyou

--thematrixeætsyou, the karate black belt (talk) (flames) 06:19, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy.
There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 00:01, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person
THE ICON OF LOL....
Because he found one of their IRC comments to be comical.
JackMort is now known as JackIOff
<Mitch_1_2> Ha, Jackoff.

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

For your hard, dedicated work as a member of the Jury of the Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award!!

Capercorn 12:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

Cheers --Sibley 12:05, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsApistol [scream!] 04:25, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:13, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting for Blandford

Have some special Blandford-style tea.

Luckily you voted for this article. If you didn't you might have found yourself headless down a well

Sorry I'm late here is your tea--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E throw a snowball 11:01, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAcharge [scream!] 18:19, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

	Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
	For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:11, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

Much appreciated! :) --THINKER 04:18, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

The Folgers brand Folgers Corporation
thanks you for choosing
Folgers Crystals

Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.

And have another! And thanks once more!! :) --THINKER 18:37, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

For voting for her article, TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL,

has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

Mr. Kearsy
..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thanks yet again Mitch! So far you have every thank you template I've made (which means you're obviously a very cool person)!! :) --THINKER 06:59, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness.

You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

User:THE...
...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

Yet another "thanks for the vote" template to add to your extensive collection. conclusive proof that you vote wisely! thanks --THE 12:02, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads:

"The The Don thanks you for voting for

Film Noir. He offers a free secret from

Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward."

The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

Thanks for your vote. Don alun 11:53, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

For voting for OCRD, Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue.

BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

MITCH!!!!!!!!!! I need to make an honorary Mitch badge or something, just for you, because I think you're awesome. Thanks man!! :) --THINKER 07:02, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

--EMC^[TALK] 04:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift.

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 18:50, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for iTrip.

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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:57, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RA HB 06:39, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

"Thank you very much"

For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:42, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

GOD DAMN IT MITCH! Here I am again! Tell me something you hate so I can write an article about it and we can break this voting trend!!!! ;) --THINKER 05:08, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Thanks for proofreading it too! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:35, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Peace, love and Far OUT!

Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the

Old hippie chick who's always collecting money on VFH.

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:24, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:43, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Here's ~~two bucks~~ a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife.

Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Slithy Tove 06:23, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged.

You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:55, 10 July 2007

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD.

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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:37, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Big Brother joins the entire Church of Christ, Scientist in thanking you for voting for Atomic Mass. May your blessings be multiplied in kind.

And may your hairstyle always be more spectacular than that of J. Robert Oppenheimer.

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:58, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Mitch 1 2/awards

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Missed a few, but you're still awesome Mitch!!!!! :D --THINKER 05:32, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for Heavy Classical.

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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:46, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

For voting, I award you this award:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
	Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:53, Aug 17, 2007

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:25 Aug 17, 2007 22:21, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

For voting for my pages, I award you this template:

	*The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always* remember how to check for lumps.**
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:35, Aug 19, 2007

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

For voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. Enjoy the funeral! --THE 22:39, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for Russian reversal (phenomenon).

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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

S R X T. 07.00pm

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy.

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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:18, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!
For Choosing Diplomacy
Cainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue:
you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you.

Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles,
people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining!
(That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.)

--The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 09:40, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

~

12:53, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:33, Aug 29, 2007

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:07 Aug 29, 2007

Communist Ninjastar

I award this user a Communist Ninjastar because
they are helping to save Communism.
In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!!

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