User:L10nM4st3r/Ronan

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Ronan the Accuser is a war criminal known for being a follower of Thanos.

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Birth and childhood[edit | edit source]

In ????, Ronan the Accuser was born. As a child, Ronan was renowned for bullying other children. But eventually, he was bullied by someone else: Thanos. Thanos explained to Ronan that he wanted to conquer the universe, and that he wanted Ronan to join him. Ronan though Thanos was stupid, but he started helping Thanos anyway because he didn't want to get bullied. Thanos tried many times to try to conquer the universe, but always failed. Here are some of his notable attempts:

  • Building another Death Star (Failed when Thanos gave up. Due to Darth Vader threatening to choke Thanos when he found out that Thanos was ripping off of Star Wars.)
  • Bullying Voldemort into forming the Death Eater. (Failed when Voldemort threatened to curse Thanos.)
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