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George Najdzien

Score: 7
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity or not, this still ain't no good. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:30, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I mention below, under Mickey's nomination of Barry norman, being unable to find this guy in Wikipedia. Even if the guy is famous, though, the article still reads like vanity. The (incorrectly) bulleted list tells us he sang with the Beatles and is a gigilo [sic]. Spıke ¬ 18:47 14-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, it's just not funny. Sounds like they just heard about the guy and then made up a bunch of stuff about him. → I am greatSoup? 18:53, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is there to say? This reminds me of that Beatles movie that didn't have the Beatles and was about REO Speedwagon that was about Fred from Scooby Doo. It was about as fun as reading Oliver Twist. --T.C.I. 21:57, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Eh, vanity, random, not funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:17, 14 December 2010
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Fucking Delete SHIIIIIIITTTTTT--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:54, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:07, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I googled the name and came up with several results from Facebook and Myspace, as well as an article from Portsmouth's The News from a minor competition. There aren't any other results, so it sounds like vanity to me. → I am greatSoup? 18:58, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Frozen Penguin

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really hope I'm doing this one right! I usually don't do so well here on VFD *crosses fingers*. Anyway, What the hell is this? Mostly quotes and external links. And it's not even funny. So ya... --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:17, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup, this is what we call wibble. And barely old enough for VFD. I can't see anything you did wrong. "Frozen Penguin is a supernatural phenomenon. There is currently no explanation....Here I go." Makes you want to read beyond the Table of Contents, doesn't it? Spıke ¬ 02:32 14-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 15:18, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:58, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, I pee reviewed this article a week or so ago, I think it was still too new to be VFD'd then. He hasn't implemented any of the changes I suggested. → I am greatSoup? 18:41, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Nobody knows... guy who made it hasn't even shown his face since. Normally I might fence with circumstances like these, but since the article is just a pile of quotes about something apparently unknowable... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:32, 14 December 2010
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif UBERKILL MEGA SHIT!!!!!!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:57, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Joe McElderry

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From the guy who brought you Buck Norris, you get this. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:36, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dithering in the intro. Big, self-important quotations. Written like an UnNews, a bad one. And ultimately: Make up a character and spend 15 minutes talking about him. If the lead template is correct and I'm missing something as a non-Brit, I'll reconsider. Spıke ¬ 20:43 13-Dec-10
  3. Delete He won the X-Factor last year. His new single has just hit the charts at number 68. Why do I know this? WHY DO I KNOW THIS? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:59, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    So I'm wrong that the character is made-up. But as we are on the same side of the vote, I presume it doesn't make a difference. Spıke ¬ 23:16 13-Dec-10
  4. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:22, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Well, the whole pie thing could have been an interesting twist, but the execution kind of ruins everything. That I had to go look at the Wikipedia thing to even get that much is sad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:29, 14 December 2010
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Barry norman

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  1. Heroically random. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:35, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Touches on a few of the real-life facts of novelist/critic Norman, but doesn't actually make fun of him but merely throws memes at him. Spıke ¬ 18:00 13-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny and untrue rambling. → I am greatSoup? 18:24, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:58, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:04, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. What they said. *points up* Random... stuff! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:21, 14 December 2010
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  • I suspect this article by the same user is vanity. Is this for VFD or QVFD? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:35, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Norman I found at Wikipedia; Najdzien I didn't, though with that article's scholarship, it might be a misspelling. So a two-week-old article we don't know is vanity. Nominate it here, or query the author and see if you can get him to explain it or even fix it up. Spıke ¬ 18:00 13-Dec-10
  • IP removed the VFD tag. I put it back on moments ago. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:04, December 14, 2010 (UTC)


Bat-Hound

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Found by Lyrithya. Might be about something, or just about its own illustrations, but quickly jumps into meme-cruft and remains mired there until the end. Spıke ¬ 00:37 13-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Annoying in many sections. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:54, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sheds fleas as it goes along. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:00, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Agh! The memes! The random! The horror... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:17, 14 December 2010
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Branson

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The final of three nominations while cleaning up Category:Michigan, to which this article on the rural Missouri theater mecca was assigned based on a bad joke formerly in the intro. But bad jokes remain, both topical (bad traffic! thrift stores!) and generic (torn-up roads! hillbillies! inconsiderate tourists!). What of it relates to the actual place is still trite. Spıke ¬ 22:01 12-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A half arsed attempt to work something around Richard Branson but gives up and resorts to standard 'it's Dorkville/Hillbilly Hills' approach. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:54, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lol wut? --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:19, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I fell asleep while reading this. After finishing getting through it, I decided to cast my vote. Also, why was it in Category:Michigan? → I am greatSoup? 19:22, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. All the old people devoured the children! Aaaah! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:16, 14 December 2010
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Flint, Michigan

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This factory town is down on its luck, but it doesn't deserve this stub of lists and nonsense numbers. All the heavy lifting was done in 2005. Spıke ¬ 21:21 12-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:08, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although I think the main joke of the article, flint being part of the name "Flintstone", is sound, the delivery is terrible and it deviates too much to be funny. → I am greatSoup? 19:15, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I completely missed this apparently a main joke. Also, it's poorly written. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:07, 14 December 2010
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  • That said, I think it should be rewritten so that the joke ties in to The Flintstones more. I never watched the show much, so I won't do it, but perhaps someone else will see this and take it upon themselves. Another idea might be to tie it in to actual flint, the crystal that is found in rocks, or perhaps mocking the actual city of Flint? Seems like a waste to just get rid of one of the larger cities in Michigan, even if nobody cares about Michigan. → I am greatSoup? 19:15, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
    I decided to try my hand at saving this article, so stay tuned to see whether Team Rocket will ever steal Ash's Pikachu. → I am greatSoup? 22:19, December 14, 2010 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png Horse-drawn submarine

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  1. hahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 04:54, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Oh snap! That was funny. Put it on Imperial Colonization! --Magic Snow man ☃ 14:33, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep Wouldn't the spaghetti snap? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:38, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:13, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonsensical '06cruft that hasn't been touched since then. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:31, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Section 1 does not get out of the gate (if I may mix metaphors), with a template calling attention to the travails of the authors, and then a cheerleading intro. What's left is just lists. Spıke ¬ 22:35 8-Dec-10
  3. Snrk. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:37, 8 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Good title but the writer gets stuck in randumbo gear to carry on any further. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:38, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bleh--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:50, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 22:24, December 13, 2010 (UTC)


Alan Time Zone

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author Boxjohndell left us a year ago and this was his only substantial work. MrN9000 removed {{ICU}}, hoping "others will get this more than me." There's no reason anyone but Alan would. If the initial photo doesn't convince you this is pure vanity, the external link will. Spıke ¬ 21:39 12-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:13, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Boringly bad. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:33, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:41, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Mr. Bungle

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jesus H. Christ. I just discover this band today and I find this drivel? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:54, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Without viewing your Youtube cut, the article honors your new find (have they done anything since 1999? except of course that album from 2999 A.D.) with meme-cruft. Spıke ¬ 01:03 13-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg For Shame Mr. Bungle is a great band and deserves better than this drivel. No mention of Mike Patton or tie ins with Faith No More. Burn it!--—John Lydon 17:10, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Yeah, this one has always baffled me. And fuck Mike Patton, Trey Spruance's Secret Chiefs 3 is better than any of the excrement that Dyke Faggon has made. --Roman Dog Bird 20:02, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Mr Bungle.GIF --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:23, December 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Buck Norris

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's get the Buck outta here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:42, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Poorly written, stupid idea, all around bluck. Or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:57, 12 December, 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad in many ways, from its unencyclopedic and unengaging intro ("remains a mystery even to this day. It is unclear....") to one-line sections and animated GIF. Spıke ¬ 10:27 12-Dec-10 PS--Also, another article you won't find unless you guess the punch line of this pun. Spıke ¬ 22:03 12-Dec-10
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif BUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!!! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:11, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. The article and author(s) outstay their welcome on this one. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:35, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? → I am greatSoup? 20:12, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Weaselpudge

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently this is the opposite of Bacon Mist. I doubt that's true. If this were truly the opposite of Bacon Mist it would be non-random and not suck. Unfortunately it's a heck of a lot like Bacon Mist. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:54, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg It looks exactly like the anal fluid of weasels. Am ready to include this non-encyclopedic article about nothing in the current gang-delete. Spıke ¬ 01:11 12-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not very weasely, either. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:38, 12 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:10, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Perhaps this weasel needs a new home in illogicopedia? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:48, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Bacon-Men

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No bacon here, just fat that needs to be trimmed. It's one of those fake subject things that never latches on to any real theme and resorts to random celebrities and locations. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:19, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No significant development (except the photograph) since Mar-07. Spıke ¬ 00:25 12-Dec-10
  3. I had an actual reason, but then again, it ain't funny is also a reason. It's also stupid. Hmm... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:27, 12 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:11, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something about Moses, bacon is involved...oh..I give up. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:51, December 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Swedish Fish

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Whole lot of randumbo up in here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:23, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No theme; about nothing; doesn't read like an encyclopedia; uses Jews, Catholics, and Mary Magdalene's uterine lining as memes; dithering in the intro; invents a dumb acronym on the way to preaching to the user, with instructions to call a phone number that surely belongs to someone; what more could you want? Spıke ¬ 23:57 11-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shit, shit, shit, and shit. Need me to say more?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:02, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. How... random. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:22, 12 December, 2010
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Cliché

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  1. Unfunny. And there is a difference between clichés and idioms. --Scofield 13:41, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH --Roman Dog Bird 18:36, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A cliché is an idiom that has become trite. An article that tirelessly used clichés until they got tiring would be funny. What Scofield means is that there is a difference between clichés and memes, and this article is mostly about memes: Oscar Wilde, his gay lover, the kitten huffer, and nonsense numbers. And it is not written to flout Uncyclopedia's ignorable policy for gag effect, but to do so because the author is incapable of anything better. Spıke ¬ 18:46 11-Dec-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My cliché was better. Although that was one in cliché in particular, but still... this isn't good. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:29, 11 December, 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:52, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  • My attempt to write an article in deliberately bad English, Captain Trite, is still stalled. Scofield, come give it a push. Spıke ¬ 18:46 11-Dec-10
  • Dare a Savethemooses article be huffed?! Oh, the humanity! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:29, Dec. 11, 2010
  • I'm wondering whether rather than deleting it, we should just move it to a different page with a more appropriate title, such as "In-Jokes" - your thoughts? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:13, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
    Sure, why not. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:20, 12 December, 2010
    No, because the problem is that an article named Cliché is full of memes, it's that the article is full of memes. It's not funny. Spıke ¬ 20:22 12-Dec-10
    Are memes ever funny? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:49, 12 December, 2010
    I wouldn't rule it out, but articles that rely on them, like this one, aren't. Spıke ¬ 21:54 12-Dec-10
    Is that why we're trying to delete it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:54, 12 December, 2010


Ninja/Facts

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  1. I know this was on here before, and I usually don't do so well here on VFD, but... I hate it. It's unnecessary, unfunny, and... well... ya... --Magic Snow man ☃ 00:36, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Ninja do NOT condone [sic] any of these facts... Nothing but Anons in the last 18 months, except that Opty last February pruned the list from 274 items long. Spıke ¬ 01:08 12-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg YOUR MOTHER'S GIGANTIC FAT ROLLS LOL! But no. Sorry. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 01:16, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 04:03, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:58, 12 December, 2010
  6. ninjas are fags with aids (from fucking each other in the ass, the faggots) --Homophobe 08:33, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I see nothing in the VFD archive nor the last 3 months of change history referencing this page. There were two other "ninja" articles in here recently. Spıke ¬ 01:17 12-Dec-10
  • Hmm... Maybe I was mistaken... --Magic Snow man ☃ 01:18, December 12, 2010 (UTC)


Bacon Mist

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Combo delete via the bacon template. Sharing most of the same problems as Bacon-Men, perhaps more acutely. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:29, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's noise, from end to end. Spıke ¬ 00:34 12-Dec-10
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT BACON MIST. So let's make this easier for ourselves and get rid of it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 04:06, December 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Silly, silly... nonsense and mumbo jumbo... or however the phrase goes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:24, 12 December, 2010
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VFD-padlock.png Saskatchewan

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Saved. There is something there now. Spıke ¬ 23:42 10-Dec-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A man, a plan, a canal, SPIKE. Something like this, which he's done over and over again (in addition to the newsroom) is why he's nommed for Writer of the Month. Aleister, vote flipper 00:20 11 12
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Let Spice spike it up.er..let Spike spice it up. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:33, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Looks good, SPIKE. → I am greatSoup? 02:04, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I know it's hard to delete stuff like this. It's an entire Canadian Province, kind of a big thing but this article is pretty fucking horrible. Hopefully some knowledgeable and patriotic Canuck can rewrite it but, as it is, there's very little saveable content and way too much wibble and list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:58, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Bomb Saskatchewan Here's an idea. I just categorized the flag. Click it up and look at it full scale. Why not just huff the page and leave the full-size flag (on)as the page. It's that good. Aleister 4:11 10 12
    Symbol delete vote.svg per Aleister. That idea would be better than either a red-link or the current "article." Spıke ¬ 11:29 10-Dec-10
    I fell asleep while reading it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:33, 10 December, 2010
    I'd fall asleep again if I tried rereading it, but this time I'm really tired, so I'll let other people worry about it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:05, 11 December, 2010
  2. There is basically nothing in Saskatchewan. I'm surprised anyone came up with anything, but yeah, this article is terrible. The flag idea would work, or the image of farmland that is in the article. → I am greatSoup? 20:43, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  • There is little even in the Wikipedia article on Saskatchewan, but pathetically, I'm going to spend a Friday evening trying to re-do this turkey. Spıke ¬ 21:55 10-Dec-10
    Well, there is a lot of farmland, that might help you. What isn't farmland is pretty much nothing. It doesn't even have any dramatic natural beauty, like some of the other barren provinces of Canada. → I am greatSoup? 22:05, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 13:56, December 11, 2010 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png 668 (neighbor of the beast)

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The concept is very clever--that 666, the "number of the beast," is actually the house number of the beast. Even more cleverly, it never mentions that the Satan family lives at number 666. The humor concept is intense pursuit of the mundane, like our featured UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment. Needs photos and slightly more single-minded pursuit of its concept. Spıke ¬ 23:21 9-Dec-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. HA HA HA HA HA! I love this!! What a great idea! --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:29, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yeah, actually SPIKE changed my mind. I don't find it particularly funny, but if some people do, no reason to delete it → I am greatSoup? 23:52, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Barely acceptable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:36, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs work, but it ain't hurting anything. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:53, 10 December, 2010
  4. Keep. --Roman Dog Bird 22:49, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You're not clever. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:08, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. → I am greatSoup? 23:16, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Changing my vote on account of This: 667:Neighbor of The Beast It's been done elsewhere, and done better.
    That one's good, but this one's adequate, and has a sufficiently different approach. Spıke ¬ 11:31 10-Dec-10
    It'd be kinda weird to have two of them with such similar names, though... maybe change one of their names? Or we could have it so they have the same number, and the tv show one has (TV Show) next to the name? → I am greatSoup? 20:21, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lame execution despite title. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:10, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 10:50, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  • I don't find it particularly funny, but if some people do, no reason to delete it. → I am greatSoup? 00:11, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 13:55, December 11, 2010 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png :Template:Factual

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Sorry to break up the party, but... I don't see why this is on VFD. I think it's fine. I also find it kinda funny. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:38, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep per my vote last year. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:28, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
    You're Prettiestpretty?! O_O —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:45, 10 December 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Ehh...--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:29, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not a fan of some of its options, and it would probably do to remove it from most of the articles, but in some cases, it does seem to add to the articles on which it is on. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:49, 10 December, 2010
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Wherever I found this template, I found it pretty funny, like the Fnord one! Deleting it would be a very bad idea. Scofield 12:42, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Keep. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Occurs on hundreds of pages, some of them user pages where the author legitimately uses it to note that they weren't written to be funny, but also in mainspace (including last night on Zune) to pointlessly announce that the article includes fact-based humor. Fact-based humor is a legitimate genre and, in fact, there must be some link to fact to engage the reader or you're left with Randumbo. But the best way to kill any joke is to have a loud template announcing to the reader that he's about to read a joke. In short, merely a template for template's sake. Survived VFD two years ago, 6-4 Keep; I bet Mn-z (Keep) will flip this time. Spıke ¬ 13:55 9-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I surprise myself by agreeing to this and not voting Save. There is a good template for factual material which is also able to be altered (the one used on Warm piss water and other pages). But a good argument for changing my vote on this one could be just around the corner (6 voters voted to keep it? I'd better leave now and read further posts on this entry later). Aleister 14:08 9 12
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've never really liked this. It's existence suggests there's something unusual about having facts in an uncyclopedia article. It encourages users to write random nonsense. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:56, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unnecessary. Hypothetically, every article should contain some fact, otherwise it would be simple gibberish. --—John Lydon 15:14, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What they said - → I am greatSoup? 23:16, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ground Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:16, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Serious time I'll be honest, I just voted keep because I fear change. But deleting this template seems like treating the symptoms rather than the disease. SPIKE may be right that there's a correlation between this template and randumb nonsense (and/or 2005cruft) but delete the template and the randumb nonsense remains, if a little harder to find. Besides, with over 100 uses, it's got to work somewhere, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:42, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, December 11, 2010 (UTC)


Rad Racer

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's not too much humor that can be written about a generically themed, second tier NES game and that's what the writers did: not too much. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:47, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Four years on the site without being proofread! Spıke ¬ 03:51 10-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:16, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Now that's just bad writing... and not really funny, either. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:35, 10 December, 2010
  5. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 22:39, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:59, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Mink Game

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Appears to be pseudo-vanity. I suspect user:Gaberou was just trying to force the phrase "Mink Game" into slang in the most obtuse way possible. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:30, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'd say it's another attempt to use Uncyclopedia to publicize a piece of proposed new street-slang. In any case it showcases the author as a great role model, rather than amusing. Spıke ¬ 03:46 10-Dec-10
  3. What they said. *points up* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:38, 10 December, 2010
  4. Gabe.jpg --Roman Dog Bird 22:41, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:59, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Adam Rickitt

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two paragraphs that portray Adam Rickitt, a minor British celeb as an influential philosopher. Unable to go anywhere with that concept the writer copies the lyrics of one of his pop songs verbatim to pad the article out. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:47, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup, and the operative words are: Unable to go anywhere with that concept. Spıke ¬ 02:50 10-Dec-10
  3. After this... well, using the term loosely, article, I was rather surprised to find there was an actual person. I didn't bother reading the song, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:30, 10 December, 2010
  4. Adam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpgAdam5.jpg --Roman Dog Bird 22:44, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:04, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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King of monsters

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2005cruft filled with stale memes and very little content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:27, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't know people still said 2005cruft. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:30, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. And an interactive poll in a mainspace article? Spıke ¬ 02:46 10-Dec-10
  4. Bah! Seriously, though, that ain't even an article. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:54, 10 December, 2010
  5. Black Hole(otherwise known as your mom's vagina) --Roman Dog Bird 22:48, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vintage crap is still crap.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:07, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
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✡

Score: 7
Keep (3)
  1. Keep....WTF is wrong with you people, are you Palestinians? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen! I don't know why, but it made me laugh for an hour. And what about ☃? --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:43, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  3. ☃ Snowman.. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:13, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg ✡ Jewstar! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 05:40, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (10)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Unless this is some in joke that I'm not aware of, it should be taken out to pasture and shot. --—John Lydon 18:01, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Despite the possible concept cleverness of writing an "article" containing only a single symbol, there is obviously no execution here. I see several real writers involved in this page and will retract this vote if anyone can explain what the "joke" is. Spıke ¬ 18:08 8-Dec-10
  3. Delete. Agreed... I have never liked this, partly because it is devoid of humour, but mostly because of my rampant anti-semitism.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:09, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. But what about the rest of the funny symbol things? I'm too lazy to contemplate the ramifications of this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:25, 8 December, 2010
  5. ☃ Snowman! - Only funny once. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:34, Dec. 8, 2010
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:35, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! It's not spinning! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:40, 8 December 2010
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and then redirect to Star of David. It's really just a soft redirect right now.
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:57, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  10. poooooppppppopopooooooooooooooooooopooooooooooooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 05:08, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Sunny D

Score: -5
Keep (5)
  1. Well, I did some edit to it. It needs more, and some expansion. Someone else take a shift, and I'll be back at least once more. Aleister 13:21 8 12
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Fixed with two sections sporked from Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 13:34 8-Dec-10
  3. Keep. It's actually kind of humorous now that Al and Spike have had a run at it. The pictures had me laughing out loud for quite a while so I say keep it. --—John Lydon 14:27, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
    This was 90% SPIKE, I just trimmmed a little around the edges. Aleister 21:17 8 12
  4. I still don't understand why you couldn't have had at this piece without my bringing it here... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:23, 8 December, 2010
    Well, when the site had less than 20,000 articles SPIKE and I were able to work on them all, but the number has gone a bit higher recently, we're backlogged, and we didn't get around to this one as yet. Aleister 21:19 8 12
  5. Yay teamwork --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:35, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)
It's very bad. It's also very short. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:45, 8 December, 2010
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True Meaning of Pie

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Our article on Pie is the last word, and covers many meanings of pie, hair pie, cow pie, cutie pie, and pie throwing. There is also an article Π. The above article, by comparison, is dumb deconstruction and pseudo-intellectualism, though it ends with a better Blue Ball Factory than the last one, which we took pains to ensure was preserved. Spıke ¬ 22:43 8-Dec-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's really just one not-so-great joke told six times, ain't it? --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:04, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sure seems to be. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:18, 9 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:34, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Frank Lloyd Wrong

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Noticed by Aleister, who commented it was too far gone for him. Begins by forcing any interested reader to find the joke by typing the punch line. Second, there's no joke. It's just randomness and slaps with little relation to the real-world architect. Spıke ¬ 03:49 9-Dec-10
  2. poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppsugdbhn --Roman Dog Bird 04:13, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author got no further than the article's title. The rest is piss-poor exposition. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:15, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thanks for putting this up, I haven't mastered the template here but will have to start putting pages up I guess. Frank Lloyd Wright needs a good page here, and his page could be greatly expanded and is an open field for jokes. This one doesn't even start climbing the funny ladder, or sees it in the distance. Knock knock. Who's there? Frank Lloyd Wright. Frank Lloyd Wright who? Aleister 12:31 9 12
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poorly designed, haphazardly constructed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. See also: Pedobear. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:45, 10 December, 2010
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Gauntlet

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft meets ED style dick waving. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:03, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A first-person chat with the reader for the purpose of getting him interested in an arcade game. The humor concept is: I am such a loser. Exclamation points and vanity before we finish up with lists. Spıke ¬ 03:42 9-Dec-10
  3. Bunch of nerds.jpg --Roman Dog Bird 04:28, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:16, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Run along now and leave the decent folk in peace...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:17, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Ghuh, now that's just bad writing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:43, 10 December, 2010
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Tarrytown Palestinian Holocaust

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A brutal and senseless waste of humor. Children's show character gone bad + wacky war story. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:14, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Other than the substitution of nonsense combatants, I don't see much humor in this saga, which has more episodes than the Harry Potter franchise. Spıke ¬ 23:22 8-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the crap? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:16, 9 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quadruple Double Nazi Super Ku Klux Sith Satanist Aztec Pagan..if you find that funny...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:21, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - → I am greatSoup? 23:52, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Apple strudel

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Strudel vs. Pie, a pastry fight where none can survive. Due to unfortunate events, Gary Busey was attacked by a pack of wild snow mice and had to resign from his position as Chief Dough Maker. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:54, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Yes, it does. Intense, intense pursuit of randomness. Spıke ¬ 22:59 8-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's just random. Which... okay. Not good. I mean, seriously... it gets an Illogicopedian to vote delete on account of randomness? What? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:21, 9 December, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonsense+pastry. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:23, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:12, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens

Score: 0
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg dlks;afklsdgsfwiqoenzcxio bnqwionzaoiqfqodfweqfgng wopiqasgkasoiqpoeoi 19:50, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 20:19, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I vote keep because it has potential to be a joke page, like this page or AAAAAAAAA! --I am great 20:44, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. It works! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:42, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. It's magic. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:08, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. When I was still a n00b, I wrote an article just like this. It was titled "This article was writen by a two year old", to be frank, it sucked. But not this one! For some reason this is so much funnier then what I wrote. Anyway, I like it. --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:49, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. I'm pretty sure there aren't even words here. Look for youselves though. --—John Lydon 19:25, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's crap. I think it has a pedigree, and the fact that it's crap is the joke. But--it's crap. Spıke ¬ 20:04 7-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:28, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Screw it. I say delete. No less than 90% of it, anyway. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:45, 7 December, 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:09, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. To be worth keeping, it would need to be cleaned up into something resembling magic to be funny, and probably locked as well; as it is it is just a vandalism magnet. I'll take a stand later. Maybe. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:53, 7 December, 2010
  • To be fair it does have quite a few words, John Lydon. --I am great 20:44, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  • You are correct Bevanz. If nothing else this article needs a serious trimming. It clocks in at 128 kb as it sits now which is extreme considering the fact that nearly 120 kb of that is just random keyboard mashing. —John Lydon 14:16, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept ~Jewriken.GIF 15:31, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ataegina

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Went for the "real facts about" approach and failed miserably. Ataegina is no Chuck Norris. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:47, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's all listcruft! first "Fun Facts" then a "What to Do" list. Spıke ¬ 20:09 7-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not enough lists --I am great 20:18, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List guff. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:11, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Nono.gif I don't think so. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:28, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Yay, giant pointless list! In other words, huh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:39, 8 December, 2010
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Penguitos

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a penguin bandito. You'd have to be a comedy genius to make an article like that work and you'd be a fool to try. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:45, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Make up a character (or species) and ramble on about it for 15 minutes. Spıke ¬ 20:07 7-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Last two people said it well enough --I am great 00:03, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Limp idea to start with and not expanded with any sense afterwards. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:15, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rather pointless; fails in concept and execution. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:38, 8 December, 2010
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Ivan MorefuckingmoneythanIknowwhattodowithavitch

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny relic from 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:06, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Create a fantasy character, drawing on nothing other than stereotypes, and ramble on about him. No pix, no point. Spıke ¬ 22:11 6-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vintage turd. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:25, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Eh, no point in keeping this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:36, 8 December, 2010
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Seven Network

Score: 6
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Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A few sentences of dull prose artificially expanded with badly thought out lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:17, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. After a few initial put-downs, we settle in with lists that are as vapid as when a punster transforms tracks on a record album. Spıke ¬ 11:35 6-Dec-10
  3. Always a concern when articles about Australian things end up here, but in this case there is nothing salvageable. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 11:53, Dec 6 2010 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:05, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:26, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  6. In the first line - it's. Also, what the Count said. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:35, 8 December, 2010
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Chucklevision:The Red Light District

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny ramble - now in nigh unreadable giant block of paragraph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:51, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Section 1 invites the reader in by stating, "The plot is still to this day unknown" then Section 2 provides it in mind-numbing detail. Animated GIF takes the place of humor. Spıke ¬ 11:32 6-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup, it's dire. I should have listened to SPIKE and not read it. Please it should go away now so noone else has to. Myocardialinfarction 12:06, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Jumpin' jack crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:28, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I don't get it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:33, 8 December, 2010
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DickNet

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg You know what this is? This is the world's smallest fiddle.. Mostly just whining about how some software company nerfed his favorite whatever in his favorite MMORPG. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:38, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not clever, it is a rant against some corporation. It's amazing when you go on-line and expect those providing you the service to always do so on your terms. Spıke ¬ 10:45 6-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh no, the company that made the game changed it in meaningless ways, call in the military. --I am great 20:26, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My eyes had glazed over by the second line. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:31, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. It would be funny to a lot of players, at least those who interact with the ones engaged in meta PvE speed clears and whatnot, as that's exactly what they tend to do. Stupid, but... eh. Problem is, it just targets too small an audience. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:32, 8 December, 2010
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Chris Perkins

Score: 2
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  1. Possible vanity or cyberbullying. Also it's not even remotely funny and just barely manages to make sense. --—John Lydon 19:28, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One way or another, it should die. Spıke ¬ 20:09 7-Dec-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, it's pretty terrible --I am great 20:16, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Too new for VFD. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:01, 7 December, 2010
  • While I still think it should be deleted, Lyrithya is right. --I am great 20:51, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
    Please withdraw a vote with strikethrough, as shown, not by removing comments from the record. Spıke ¬ 20:57 7-Dec-10
    Okay, thank you --I am great 21:07, December 7, 2010 (UTC)


Google Bomb

Score: 3
Keep (1)
  1. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:56, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Sort, nonsensical, and overall am left thinking, huh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 08:45 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The endless war of people conniving to get their adware to appear at the top of a Google search is a fit subject. "Wacky war" is not the direction in which to take it. The writing is poor and the illustration is poor. Spıke ¬ 12:15 2-Dec-10
  3. Delete It sucks. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:28, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 05:19, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments


Jewfro

Score: 3
Keep (3)
  1. Keep - Amusing, also no where near bad enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:56, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For Sycamore, who admits to having this terrible disease. The page can be improved, and maybe those who suffer from it can add more funny from their personal experiences. Shall we take up a collection or something? Aleister 18:30 2 12
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not so bad. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:09, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. It is nothing more than it says it is - Jew + afro... with a whole lot of random thrown in and no real direction. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 08:03 (UTC)
  2. Burn with fire! GEORGIEGIBBONS talk contributions 08:17, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If Jewfro (occasionally spelled Jewfuckfro) has any purpose other than mean and not-very-clever ridicule of Jews and nappy-headed people, it doesn't show it. Relates to nothing real, notably Sammy Davis, Jr. Spıke ¬ 12:22 2-Dec-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow, that's unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:23, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  5. come on --Roman Dog Bird 05:24, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could be a funny article, isn't. --I am great 20:24, December 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • My hair goes Jewfro naturally if it is left. It is a very real affliction.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:39, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
    Likewise. That is one reason I wear underpants. Spıke ¬ 12:53 2-Dec-10
    Is this going to turn into one of those aspie war things about your affliction? --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:23, December 2, 2010 (UTC)


VFD-padlock.png Split

Score: 2
Keep (1)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Incomplete but cleverly written (until we get to Section 5). No photos; virtually unchanged since Aug-07. Spıke ¬ 12:09 2-Dec-10
Delete (3)
  1. something about child porn. --Roman Dog Bird 03:22, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. oh, and delete. Aleister 3:45 2 12
  3. Looks to me like an excuse to baselessly bash random names. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 18:02 (UTC)
Comments
  • Something about child porn? Where? /unzips, gets comfortable, prepares the hockey videos and goo sticks, "Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Bobby?", fills up the fridge with beer and soda-pop tasting liquor, smooths out the sheets, awaits the knock on the door and the good times. Aleister 3:26 2 12
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:11, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
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