Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2024/voting

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START VOTING!!!

Thought I'd add here something that has been relevant this 2024, so here's Kendrick Lamar.

Greetings Europe (which includes Australia and Israel)! It's time for the traditional Eurovision-style voting on the Top 10 Articles of 2024!

How to vote?[edit source]

Like last few years, we use the Eurovision Song Contest™ voting system: 1st place vote per voter given 12 points, 2nd given 10, 3rd given 8, 4th 7, 5th 6 and so on down to 1. Good luck to everyone, and Happy Voting!

Like this: 12- *Article name* 10- *Article name* 8- *Article name* 7- *Article name* 6- *Article name* ... 1- *Article name*

  • Signature - you can change the timestamp when you add articles to your list over time, but you don't have to. Voting ends 31 January.

The following scores are forbidden and you should never use them: 9 & 11 (no relation).

P.S. Unlike in the Eurovision, you are allowed to vote for your own articles. If you don't want to be a poser conformist, you don't have to vote for ten articles in total if you don't want to, just make sure your fav is 12 points, second fav is 10 points, 3rd is 8 etc.

Articles in Alphabetical order[edit source]

  1. ↑ Apparently there's suspicion that it was created by AI? I thought of disqualifying this article, but there's not enough evidence that it was fully AI-generated, so I've decided to dis-disqulify it according to consensus on the talkpage.

Voting[edit source]

  • 12- My Brawl with Santa Claus
  • 10- User:Y
  • 8- United States vs. Cthulhu
  • 7- You are in Hell
  • 6- Turkmenistan
  • 5- This page does not exist
  • 4- Crack cocaine
  • 3- 20 Gallon Bag of Dildos in my Soup
  • 2- Marble race
  • 1- Pepperpot Pete

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (addicted) 23:31, 1 January 2025 (UTC)

  • 12- HowTo:Make Black Metal
  • 10- My Brawl with Santa Claus
  • 8- United States vs. Cthulhu
  • 7- 20 Gallon Bag of Dildos in my Soup
  • 6- UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies
  • 5- Donald Trump's Report Card
  • 4- Crack cocaine
  • 3- Drake (musician)
  • 2- This page does NOT exist
  • 1- UnNews:Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:13, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

ShabiDOO 00:49, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

Mr. George George-Washington.jpg / talk 02:11, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

Jhecircle.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Jhecircle.png 11:42, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

--+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:38, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

Nacky (talk) 22:16, 2 January 2025 (UTC)

 Fenris2010 New Year, New Grue You hear growling...

~ Kakun · talk 04:37, 3 January 2025 (UTC) (To Be Continued)

OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 16:25, 3 January 2025 (UTC)

Somebetterusername (talk) 17:28, 3 January 2025 (UTC)

  • 12 My Brawl With Santa Claus on Christmas 1978
  • 10 UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies
  • 8 Trump vs. Biden
  • 7 Extreme Piano Playing
  • 6 Waiter, there's a 20 Gallon Bag Full of Dildos in my Soup
  • 5 Donald Trump's Report Card
  • 4 Drake (musician)
  • 3 UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support
  • 2 UnNews:Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices (self)
  • 1 United States v. Cthulhu

Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:50, 5 January 2025 (UTC)

– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs) 16:42, 6 January 2025 (UTC)

Willy on Wheels! On Wheels! (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 17:59, 8 January 2025 (UTC)

Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:35, 8 January 2025 (UTC)

-- Zeptu Bibiltu Hothesetine (posted on Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2024 (is there a timestamp? there might be: 11:39, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 19:31, 10 January 2025 (UTC)

The randomness is here! A random User (talk) :D 17:03, 20 January 2025 (UTC)

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