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Nuck Chorris

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Delete	Delete. This is a poor version of the now replaced Chuck Norris article. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:28, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:32, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete it. Then delete Nuck Chorris/Facts, the piece of listcruft it links to. butt head Spıke ¬ 17:37 5-Jan-10 Delete. Actually, this was made in 2006, before the current Chuck Norris article I believe. But now, it's unfunny 2006-cruft. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:44, 5 January 2010 (UTC) I meant it was a poor version of the Chuck Norris article before the current one. The current one is great. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Fuck Norris -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 00:17, Jan. 6, 2010 Delete.. Unfunny cobblers. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 09:50, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Axlrm

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Delete	Delete. Chuck. Barney. Princess Peach. Horny bears. Random as you like, in other words. Is there a point to having this? --UU - natter 10:56, Jan 5 Delete. This article about nothing I care about beforehand fails to sell me due to its shifting tone. The first sentence of Sec. 1 hits my old hot-button, trying too hard to make froth sound encyclopedic: "The origin...is unknown, but some rumours say...." However, by the next section, we are spouses: "Now you´re saying: 'Wait a minute...' Of course...you dimwit." Yes, wait a minute: Make me care. Spıke ¬ 17:07 5-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:27, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete There is no point in having this. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:17, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dumber than the average horny bear. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 10:08, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Medieval II: Total War

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Delete	Delete. Heavy on lists and complaints. Light on good writing and humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:51, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. When I got to "List 3: Things that should be in all games" it struck me: This is how a Basement-dweller "makes a difference in the community." Spıke ¬ 22:59 4-Jan-10 Delete. Hatecruft. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:38, 4 January 2010 (UTC) Whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:20, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. One of the few games I have actually played. This is just stupid/abusive rather than funny and has that tired old formula of ending everything in one dirty long dull list.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 10:25, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Crimson King

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Delete	Delete. Sucks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:46, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Even without an illustration, even about a character I've never heard of and that might not exist, an article could sell me. Not this one; the writer is too taken with his own turns of phrase. "(dreadful when that happens isn't it)" The article denies any relation to King Crimson, but mostly just name-drops from fantasy and horror movies. "If you're still reading this article, you're probably thinking "What the fuck?" about the title of this section." No, sir. I am thinking "What the fuck?" about you. Spıke ¬ 01:53 5-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 02:03, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Noel Coward, Lord of the Rings, Vampires..Serve as a craptail mix for undiscerning idiots. A stream of steaming nonsense. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 09:12, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete*. Oh dear. --UU - natter 11:09, Jan 5*
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Blaze Heatnix

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Delete	Delete. Oh shit! Blaze Heatnix was written by user:Blaze Heatnix. It was his/her only article. It's not vanity because it technically refers to an obscure Megaman Character. Anyway, this article is written in some rare insano-engrish dialect that I can't even get close to interpreting into any intelligible concept. It's like a crystal geode of random wibble that, upon chemical testing, is found to consist of molecular nanowibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:40, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It is vanity to create an article whose name is your user name. Regarding the dialect, the only kid I knew who felt so unbound by the rules of English was also packing heat. Spıke ¬ 00:51 5-Jan-10 The way this reads, it could've just been typed up in a foreign language and translated into English with a translation website. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:16, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:17, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Only funny for bizarre lines like 'steak-meow' and 'weak against rocks'. English as She Is Spoke in reference to a famously bad Portuguese-English phrase book. (google it to see what I mean). --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 09:34, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Zebra (Bastidge)

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Delete	Delete. Seriously, what the fuck? OK, we have Zebra, this is a mess, it's random, pointless, and not linked from anywhere. Let's put it out of our misery. --UU - natter 11:17, Jan 4 Delete. Bolt gun please...--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:13, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And don't redirect to Zebra. Even Zebra is random and pointless, but I've copied the "traditional attire" photo there to save it. Spıke ¬ 13:55 4-Jan-10 lol --Roman Dog Bird 21:05, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per the emoticons and the ~~badly done~~ censorship. —Paizuri** MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:34, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
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Christian Lindberg

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Delete	Delete. Not vanity, but short, crap, namedroppy, random and not funny. --UU - natter 10:51, Jan 4 Delete. Unfunny raw crude. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:18, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per above. Spıke ¬ 13:49 4-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:05, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri** MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:32, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
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Cow flu

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Delete	Delete. Crappy little stub. Lonely and unloved. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:48, Jan 4 Delete. Cowpat. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:27, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "You can help Uncyclopedia by expanding" these two paragraphs of memes, says the template. Far easier to help Uncyclopedia in this way. Spıke ¬ 13:46 4-Jan-10 Delete. Seems more like an unfinished UnNews or something. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:02, 4 January 2010 (UTC) Delete**. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:06, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Darah dan maruah

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Delete	Delete. Makes precisely no sense to me, hasn't been touched since the day it was created, and isn't linked from anywhere, so no-one gives a shit. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:46, Jan 4 Delete. Something about Malaysian politics. Even so, this is complete garbage in any language. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:34, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I meant to quibble earlier that merely being about Lithuania didn't render an article in violation of UN:CM, and being about Malaysia doesn't either. It could be overcome by a really good article. This one prefers cheap shots and toilet humor. Spıke ¬ 13:43 4-Jan-10 Delete. Send to ?pedia. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC) Delete**. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:07, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Is Template:Crap ever used except on crappy articles, to beg for their survival on the grounds that at least they know it's crap? Use the template to find all of them, then throw the template onto the fire. Spıke ¬ 13:43 4-Jan-10

Die welle

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Delete	Delete. Short 'n' shit. Should've been ICU'd or QVFD'd on creation, but wasn't - let's put that right. --UU - natter 10:34, Jan 4 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:25, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Krap Mein Herr. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:54, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yup, thanks for giving us your irreverent movie review. I browsed QVFD one day, and these articles are indeed what's there. Spıke ¬ 13:38 4-Jan-10 Delete. —Paizuri** MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:55, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
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G-Police

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Delete	Delete. Short. Dull. Not edited since creation in 2007. Not linked from anyone. In short, no-one gives a toss about it, so we may as well get rid. --UU - natter 10:20, Jan 4 Delete Gamecruft. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:58, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Just imagine how hard it would be to induce anyone to even do a photo of the game package. Spıke ¬ 13:37 4-Jan-10 It had me at Playstation -14~ —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:54, 4 January 2010 (UTC) Delete**. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:16, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Coke rifle

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Delete	Delete. What. The. Fuck? --UU - natter 10:49, Jan 4 Delete. That's how not to format your Uncyclopedia page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:21, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Gruesome. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:22, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete.** I refuse to find out whether this gets any better beyond the right margin. Spıke ¬ 13:48 4-Jan-10 fart --Roman Dog Bird 18:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Whale Towing Fail of 1993

Keep	I have been working on things to add to the article plus Ive been doing other things around the site like attempting to spot out naughty people Toasty Da Mosty 06:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Conditional keep, as long as it gets fixed up. It might just be better to move it into your userspace for now. Also, you shouldn't remove the Vfd tag from articles as long as they're still up here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:29, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Oh dear God, this is terrible. It's not finished, but huff it before the author gets the chance. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:32, 2 January 2010 (UTC) And the author with it, by all means before he gets the chance to "spot out naughty people"! Spıke ¬ 11:52 2-Jan-10 Delete. How do you know it's not finished? The author (Toasty Da Mosty, who alone worked on this between 10-Dec and 21-Dec) returned today but did something else. Spıke ¬ 03:43 2-Jan-10 I just assumed it wasn't finished based on the last paragraph being an incomplete sentence with no period. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:49, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'm actually upset this article survived to see 2010. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:44, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 04:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Remove if it stays like this. Perhaps this is the work of a junior contributor. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:45, 2 Jan Strike this down with the unrivaled power of VFD!** --TrekCaptain 03:05, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Finishes with Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 1927, another category "which" does not categorize. Spıke ¬ 03:43 2-Jan-10 Comment.Toasty did you delete someone's VFD tag without permission? That makes you "naughty people".--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:15, January 2, 2010 (UTC) A simple "revert" of Pelargonium. Toasty has put the orange construction cones back, and seen fit to add: "or also known as the war on bullshit as it was started by pure stupidity and a shit from a bull"--a turn of phrase that cries out for featuring. Let me know if you need help escorting him to the door. Spıke ¬ 11:32 2-Jan-10 post-edited Comment (Neutral): This article appears to have been created in response to an UN:REQ request. (Userfy?) --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 04:20, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Userspaced. --UU - natter 13:17, Jan 4

Sesame Street: The Movie

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Delete	Facepalms --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Author dreams up a Sesame Street porn movie. Synopsis is random (though that's not rare in porn), then listcruft. Spıke ¬ 01:00 4-Jan-10 Delete. Pokemon + Sesame Street = Lame. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:34, 4 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. No Big Bird. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 07:29, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete*. Crap. --UU - natter 10:34, Jan 4*
Comments	Giratinathegreat finished with this article about a year ago; edits since then are all basically vandalism, such as the Bert and Ernie gay-sex Easter Egg. I reverted it to that version, not claiming that changes its essence. Spıke ¬ 00:51 4-Jan-10 Comment. If you happen to be illiterate just look at the picture. It gives a good idea of the badness in play here. Then you can... oh wait. Never mind. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:18, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Panic Button

Keep	weak keep better than worthless image macro. --Mn-z 22:17, January 2, 2010 (UTC) This is no macro but just a use of the LINK= syntax of double-bracket image syntax to make an image clickable. A macro (a template that let me specify the label on the Panic Button and the article to jump to) is a good idea. Spıke ¬ 23:17 2-Jan-10
Delete	Delete. - This is something more fit for Illogicopedia, and I'm sure they already have one like this. If kept, I suggest expanding it and moving it to Game: space. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:39, Jan. 2, 2010 Delete. Wow--an interactive multimedia disambiguation page. Where's the humor? Spıke ¬ 18:43 2-Jan-10 Meh. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:53, 2 Jan Legit But not legit enough so that quitting is out of the question. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:21, January 2, 2010 (UTC) KILL THIS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!! There's no possible humor in this. --TrekCaptain 23:14, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete No mAttlobster. (hello) 18:12, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Hooray! Someone found a Poopsmith in the nick of time! No one gets banned! Spıke ¬ 18:43 2-Jan-10 Comment. What is this exactly? Can it be recycled for the disambiguation pages as the fiery red certainly gets your attention??--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 19:30, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Interesting. When Dylanlip was going around replacing the yield-sign and stop-sign templates with his 3D-ish versions, someone said Wikipedia was getting ahead of us aesthetically. Although the "panic button" motif isn't applicable generally, what if our disambiguation pages were more graphic? Spıke ¬ 19:57 2-Jan-10 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 03 Jan 2010 ~ 12:27 (UTC) In other words, it neither deletes the button graphic nor keeps someone from making it a click-through if we huff the Panic Button "article." Spıke ¬ 14:20 3-Jan-10 Yes. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05 Jan 2010 ~ 02:15 (UTC) Oooh, this is HenrytheNinja again! We last saw him inserting templates onto pages to indicate whether HenrytheNinja approved or disapproved of them. (You sent me down the hall to QVFD.) Spıke ¬ 17:56 3-Jan-10

You Tube FC

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Delete	Spoiler alert! It has nothing to do with YouTube. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:17, 3 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. On the contrary, I think "Manchester YouTube" is a play on Manchester United. But the article is about Manchester City, and the first heading botches even that. A bigger problem is that it would be hard for even a well-written article to engage you regarding the foibles of the reserve players of even the Boston Red Sox: I presume making sport of a particular team's current roster fails UN:CM. Spıke ¬ 17:42 3-Jan-10 Delete. Actually, here's the "joke": this was moved from the equally hilarious Madchester Oasis (Oasis members are Man City fans - side-splitting huh?) because the then-manager Sven Goran Eriksson bought a couple of players on the strength of seeing video footage of them. The endless subtleties of this "joke" will never get old, obviously. Anyway, as a result, we have two pages on Manchester City, both of which suck. Let's cut our losses, delete this, redirect it to the other POS and see what can be done with it. Or just delete the other one as well, whichever. --UU - natter 18:06, Jan 3 Delete. --Mn-z 21:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:52, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Both articles are not much cop. Unfortunately these type of articles usually attract either fans to write about their team or others who hate them with a tribal passion. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 07:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Albanian Garlic Orchestra

Keep	Keep. I predict a groundswell to huff this article about nothing, but it's small, unobtrusive, encyclopedic, and only briefly strays into overlong foreign names. The randomness furthers the theme of bizarrely quaint Eastern European culture. But hasn't seen substantial work since Nov-05. Spıke ¬ 10:04 3-Jan-10 Keep. Per my own internal thoughts on it. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 03 Jan 2010 ~ 10:44 (UTC) Keep.. Inoffensive though it does link off to articles that aren't to good. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 14:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mn-z 21:01, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep.. I don't like witnessing deletions - Have mercy! Dannehvirus 05:50, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Strong Keep** I laughed twice, two more than on a VFD article usually, which isn't all that usual anyway. Kind of a nothing topic but the article is far above delete quality. --Nikau 22:38, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Made up bandcruft with moderate wibble content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:03, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Seems pretty comprehensive - keepted. --UU - natter 09:36, Jan 4

Swear words

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Delete	Delete. Written by a 10-year-old. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:59, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Perhaps an article with this title, like Manifest Destiny, will always be a magnet. An obvious destination for drive-by users seeking prurience, this dumping ground has no cleverness. Three templates at the start serve only to explain the joke, only there's no joke. Spıke ¬ 09:57 3-Jan-10 Delete. It has problems. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:02, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Although the concept of: "it must be appreciated that swear words are linear: if we have two swear words, any linear combination of the two is also a swear word." was funny, the article was not. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 03 Jan 2010 ~ 10:44 (UTC) Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:37, Jan. 3, 2010 Delete..Someone has found A Dictionary of Slang for this article. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 14:13, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Manifest Destiny

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Delete	Delete. Parts randumb nonsense and parts unfunny rant. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:49, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A magnet for rants about American dominance. Serious essays would analyze what is "imperialism" and what isn't; humorous essays would, well, be funny. AnonIP reverts MrN9000 last spring, saying "more humor is this version"--by which he meant the wacky randomness he restored to the intro. Spıke ¬ 09:52 3-Jan-10 Delete. - Randumb bollocks on what should be an intellegent article. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:42, Jan. 3, 2010 Delete. A complete mess.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 14:11, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri** MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 16:15, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
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Zuokas

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Delete	Delete. It sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:29, 2 Jan Delete. If this is political satire, it's embarrassingly bad. If not, it's too random or vain to live. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:02, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shame. We are a bit short on famous Lithuanians on this wiki. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 19:37, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:23, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:33, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:13, January 2, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky** (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 3 January 2010 We must strike this down with the unrivaled power of VFD! Reasons are specified in Spike's comment and subsequent responses below. --TrekCaptain 01:04, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:45, Jan. 3, 2010
Comments	This is about something--maybe a politican, maybe a journalist. It needs a copy-edit, much more material, and to make its theme clearer. But it's not total crap. Spıke ¬ 18:38 2-Jan-10 Unfortunately, the subject fails UN:CM, so we can assume noone will be willing and able to fix it. --Mn-z 22:15, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Cremationism

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Delete	Delete. It sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:18, 2 Jan Delete. - I like the idea. I thought about voting keep and slapping a rewrite template on it, but something this shitty needs to go. I added "Cremationism" to Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles instead. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 18:56, Jan. 2, 2010 Huff it, and the author too for screwing up a potentially good concept. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:31, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. creationism meets Mr winkler is GAY style hatecruft. --Mn-z 22:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! The title was the only good thing about it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:38, 3 January 2010
Comments	Brilliant vehicle to poke creationism, death rituals, and arbitrary other Christian tenets, ruined by inept execution and overt advocacy. (The solution to overt advocacy is not to slap on three templates labeling it, but to remove it and try something clever. I have half a mind to try, but this is root-canal work.) Spıke ¬ 18:30 2-Jan-10

Hildegard von Bingen

Keep	Weak keep It has a concept, and I like how they used the Mesopotamian goddess Kishar in the article. Plus, I'm feeling kinda generous right now. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:01, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Most of the Delete votes wish for improvements. How "generous" are you feeling? Spıke ¬ 01:15 2-Jan-10 Not generous enough to rewrite it.... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:21, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Musiciancruft. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:58, Jan. 1, 2010 Delete. "Like so many women of her time, Hildegard was born." The concept is workable, the execution is inept throughout, from the above triteness, to the many places where the the author ruminates about his own phrasings, to ending with a gratuitous use of the c-word. Nonsense year number in the intro is my tip-off that the author's business is not humor but shoveling crap. Spıke ¬ 20:15 1-Jan-10 Delete. As Spike says, the concept is very workable and with work this article could be made much better (like most things) but in the absence of improvements it needs to go. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:10, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete.Checked it out and this sort of relates to the real Hildegard von Bingen but not by much. Can't see anyone taking an interest to improve it.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 21:20, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:00, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Give it to Happytimes. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:49, 2 Jan NUKE IT at its current location after you give it to Happytimes.** --TrekCaptain 00:34, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	20th active nom. --TrekCaptain 20:00, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Overtaken by events--Huffmeister is at work. Spıke ¬ 20:23 1-Jan-10 Abstain. Can't decide on whether this should be nuked, or kept. --TrekCaptain 20:07, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Hope the above litany makes it easier. Spıke ¬ 20:15 1-Jan-10 Yup, it changed my vote. --TrekCaptain 00:34, January 3, 2010 (UTC) I like it! Please move this to my user space (User:Happytimes/VFD/) so that I may fix it this decade. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 01:58 (UTC)

Ken Jennings

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Delete	Delete. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:54, 2 January 2010 *What is Fail, Alex?* -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:25, Jan. 2, 2010 Delete. I would say 'delete this article' except I don't think it even qualifies as one. It's just a few paragraphs standing about in the same space like passengers in an airport terminal waiting for a flight out. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 12:20, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per Romartus. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:47, 2 Jan Delete.** Yeah, do it. Spıke ¬ 18:59 2-Jan-10
Comments	Valid concept--about a host of Jeopardy, and every quote should be in the form of a question--executed with stunning ineptitude by a series of users with punk handles who together can't figure out how to code the article's single section head. Article's best "joke"--klutzy Bush sulking about losing to Kerry and hitting the nuke button--was added by AnonIP five years after the election in question. Spıke ¬ 11:47 2-Jan-10

4Guyz

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Delete	Delete. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:58, 2 January 2010 Delete. - Awful bandcruft with no humor in sight. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:27, Jan. 2, 2010 Delete. Kip, you kidding? it has the best joke in the world: Protagonist is gay! Seriously, you're right, except for some odd remarks, it reads like a serious, if short and inept, band bio. Spıke ¬ 11:38 2-Jan-10 Bandcruft. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:47, 2 Jan Delete. Waterboarding is humane punishment after trying to make sense of this. It is almost surreal as it starts without an intro or explanation and goes straight into the 'article' . I tried the old google test - and came up with a website with men wearing crap coloured pants.So perhaps that is the joke!??--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 19:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Reverse vampire

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Delete	Insider information says they will also attempt to invade the moon by the year -9740271.59268. HILARIOUS! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:29, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is vomit, from start to end. Spıke ¬ 03:36 2-Jan-10 Delete. Wibble wibble wibble wibble! --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:41, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 04:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - The title implies potential. Potential for crap, mostly. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:31, Jan. 2, 2010 Delete. The only interesting thing about this is the title. The rest of it is yet another product of the Randumbo Word Regurgitator with lines like this : They often campaign for equal rights for Rednecks, brown-nosers, and onions in the American and Scottish political and legal systems. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 12:08, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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WeirdAloman

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Delete	Delete. Get it? Because his special powers are lines from Weird Al Yankovich songs. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:01, January 2, 2010 (UTC) 200,094. That's an absurdly high number in the intro, in violation of our style guide, and notable here because there could be that many additional articles about newly invented Pokémons. Relating to what? Al Yankovich, you say? Not closely enough to make this saveable; and that's too bad, because this looks like a capable humor writer. Spıke ¬ 03:08 2-Jan-10 AHAHAAAHAHA I GET IT —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:23, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. per merging of Pokemon with everything under the sun. --Mn-z 04:43, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Pokecruft -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:33, Jan. 2, 2010 Delete.Uninspired piffle. Which is worse that inspired piffle of course.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 12:04, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Pokémon The Movie 666

Keep	Keep. It has quite a bit of promise.... ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 02:35 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.The Pope, Satan, Chuck Norris and Pokemon. You simply can't make a good article out of this, there are laws of chemistry that say so. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sometimes the intro uses so many memes that it makes up my mind; here, the title has one too many. Bookboy1995 (can we conclude he's 14?) wrote this last August. It was verbal diarrhea. Thekillerfroggy slapped an ICU on it and The Lonely Nerd (!) stepped up and turned it into a conventional, if not compelling, article. He tried to save it and he deserves specific further editing instructions from us; only, he hasn't contributed since last 11-Sep. Spıke ¬ 01:05 2-Jan-10 Delete. its almost as bad as one would expect with such a title. --Mn-z 01:08, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Terrible fancruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:17, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete 666 is the worst of all the Poke-your-mums. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:07, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Since the writer mentions John Milton, I'll call this Pokemon The Movie 666: Get Lost.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 12:01, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Pokémon Battles

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Delete	Delete. Gotta huff em' all. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:34, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I promise you that if I ever line up toys and teddy bears in a Lego-block arena and have a death match with figure-four leg-locks, I will not subject y'all to the play-by-play. Spıke ¬ 00:43 2-Jan-10 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:03, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It was a weak keep until "Psyduck fainted due to gayness." —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:13, 2 January 2010 (UTC) Delete Let's put this whole article behind us. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Crap advert with links. Isn't Pokemon passe yet ?--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 11:58, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Weak, weak, abstain. A re-write could easily fix this, but why would anyone want to do that? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 02:35 (UTC)

Fat People are Harder to Kidnap

Keep	Keep. Old and inactive, but still relevant to the modern trends to (1) nag us about getting thinner (and the irony of asserting that we are thinner), (2) apply sociological study to misbehavior such as kidnapping, resulting in (3) recommendations about what public-policy measures can be taken to let people misbehave more safely. Juxtaposing incompatibles (kidnapping + obesity) is a humor formula, adeptly executed. The acronym is tedious and should be hidden in a footnote, and the article shouldn't be signed. Spıke ¬ 20:09 1-Jan-10 Keep. I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be an UnNews article. Although there are formatting errors, it should be easy to make this into a new entry if we may. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:57, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Mild keep--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:41, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It is meant to be an UnNews article and there is potential here, needs work, not deletion. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:07, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Keep. - Changed vote due to all the persuasive arguments. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:08, Jan. 1, 2010 Keep. per above. --Mn-z 00:57, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Simply for the brilliant title. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:50, 2 Jan
Delete	~~Delete.~~ - Crap. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:53, Jan. 1, 2010 EXTERMINATE!!!! (with EXTREME prejudice) Per the reason its crap and that its a random Wall'O'Text that makes me sick. --TrekCaptain 20:09, January 1, 2010 (UTC) It does seem to be written for UnNews--if that space allows articles this old--as it follows a news-reporting, rather than encyclopedic, format. Spıke ¬ 20:27 1-Jan-10
Comments	Specific problems now addressed by edit in-place; in the case of Trek's Wall'O'Text, by adding links and 2 extra pix. Spıke ¬ 21:12 1-Jan-10 post-edited Comment Has anyone played Fat Princess? I haven't, but I hear it made a bunch of feminists mad, so it's okay in my book. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:47, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Kept~ 23:03, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Manaphy

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Delete	Delete. Did somebody say POKEMON? No? Nobody? I thought I heard someone say pokemon or something that sounded like pokemon. Well, anyway I found a bad article about a pokemon, it's mostly a ramblin' tale about Jesus though and there's a list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:30, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not clever, just potty-mouthed. And there's a list. Spıke ¬ 19:39 1-Jan-10 Yup, nuke it. per above. --TrekCaptain 20:01, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Overuse of Nobody cares, and just pisspoor in general. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:54, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.When you have nothing to say - go listy.--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 21:21, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:10, Jan. 1, 2010 Delete. --Mn-z 00:55, January 2, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Because Manaphy** has balls on her head. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 01:45 (UTC)
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Lloyd Irving

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Delete	Delete. Tales of Symphonia fancruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:09, 1 January 2010 (UTC) NUKE IT! Reasons: (1)Per Pelargonium; (2)all red-linky and not good. --TrekCaptain 06:40, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "dumber than a baby with Downs syndrome whose head had been whacked repeatedly with a 2x4" if I may quote. Written by QueenieZ in Feb-08, who did nothing else here, and only worked on since by AnonIPs. Spoiler: Protagonist is gay--Instant laughs, right? Spıke ¬ 11:36 1-Jan-10 Delete...and that concludes the case for the prosecution...--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 16:15, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z** 00:54, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Meh. I guess this would be slightly funny to those familiar with the video game(s), although I thought the use of, "topless dancer Anna "Pole Princess" Irving", to provide a proper linage for the "Lord" was good. I'd say unless we get a fanboy to fix it up lets git rid of it. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!** (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 01:42 (UTC)*

World Domination Plan

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Delete	Delete. I linked to this in one of my articles without having read it. Then I read it. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:45, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's dumb, purposeless meme-cruft with equally purposeless corporate conspiracies. Spıke ¬ 04:43 1-Jan-10 NUKE IT! reasons: (1)per above; (2)its got a TON of lists in it. --TrekCaptain 06:41, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Typed by a randumbo word generator...--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 16:18, January 1, 2010(UTC) Smite.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:46, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Excessive quotes, meme ridden, red linkly, listcruft, overdone theme, etc. I'm actually surprised there's no Steve Ballmer references. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:15, Jan. 1, 2010 Delete. --Mn-z 00:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC) No redeeming value** I can has anti-Google rant? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 01:33 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make Banana Terracotta Pie

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Delete	Delete. Add one cup cruft to one cup wibble, delete vigorously. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:42, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I rarely cast opinions outside of mainspace, but this one is unambiguous cruft. Spıke ¬ 02:47 31-Dec-09 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, GET RID OF THIS!!! per above reasons. --TrekCaptain 08:53, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Trekkie. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:25, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.It's a banana bong masquerading as a funny article..--*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 16:52, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - I really wanted to like this. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:18, Jan. 1, 2010 Delete. per abovez. --Mn-z 00:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete.** why is this still here? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 01:29 (UTC)
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Angry Asian Kid

Keep	Keep. I actually found parts of this somewhat funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:28, 30 December 2009 Additionally, Spike's version is probably significantly better than what's there now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 31 December 2009 Agreed. --TrekCaptain 09:19, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not that bad. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:44, 30 December 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. <edit> and replace per Spike's improvements. --Mn-z 05:23, December 30, 2009 (UTC) Conditional Keep Spike's version replaces the version there now, and I'll be happy. --TrekCaptain 09:19, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Keep. (formerly Delete) I messaged the keeps to ask them to flip to Delete, as mine is virtually a total replacement, but am happy to do it this way instead. Spıke ¬ 12:37 31-Dec-09 Keep. Spike's rewrite increases the funny and removes the injoke and possible cyberbullying. IronLung 19:28, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. IronLung 23:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC) NUKE IT! Per the first comment below. --TrekCaptain 23:44, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, December 30, 2009 (UTC) Delete. There is an Asian in many school classrooms, and he doesn't have time to pay attention to ME because he's working too hard on getting straight As. So the only explanation is, he must be angry at ME. Unlike an article on Pee Review recently about a fantasy character who's always angry so let's explore why, Angry Asian Kid is an archetype (ideally, based on the above grumbling, rather than a specific angry Asian named Yi Feng who is always beating up Anil) and deserves an excellent article. 06:07 PS--I wrote the preceding as a Keep, then returned to the article to see how to coax it in the said direction. Delete the listcruft, penis size, negative number of friends, everything specific to the one Asian kid? Surprise, there would be nothing left except maybe the first sentence. Better to start over. Spıke ¬ 06:21 30-Dec-09 Alternate version in User:SPIKE/Angry Asian kid is what this article should have been. Spıke ¬ 13:25 30-Dec-09 Delete.I think it is basically unfunny and may well be disguised cyberbullying. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 09:18, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	This article, in conjunction with the article listed above, appears to be an in-joke between friends about a person named Yi Feng Lee. Doesn't look like cyberbullying, but does look like unfunny crap nobody else cares about. IronLung 23:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Kept ~ 18:48, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Alternate version installed by edit. Spıke ¬ 18:53 2-Jan-10

Dafydd Bond Films

Keep	A week in Intensive Care. The concept of a rework of the James Bond films for Wales is worth pursuing, but the author must make it relate somehow to Wales, at least more so than to excretion. Points off for presuming knowledge of Welsh, and for the ineffective signal by Oscar Wilde that what follows is funny. It wasn't. Spıke ¬ 15:42 24-Dec-09 Very Weak Keep there is just enough underlying potential to keep this one on the off chance that one of the authors learns that rape and listcruft isn't funny. I would recommend a fix tag. --Mn-z 01:40, December 25, 2009 (UTC) Week Keep It has funny titles. Combine 'the cast' & 'box office receipts' into a table to cut about 1/3 of the article down. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 06:30, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Weak Keep There is potential here, but it cannot exist in this form, keep, but shove a fix tag on it. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Emasculation, rape and lists. The first two I can forgive... --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:49, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Suggest a yakki dah with no expectation of a pension. Unfunny base camp humour as it is. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 17:57, December 26, 2009 (UTC) Delete.**. worthless listcruft. --TrekCaptain 02:53, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept~ 18:46, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Kuja

Keep	Yes. I didn't read it. I find the thought of someone actually sitting down and willingly reading this amusing. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:14, December 19, 2009 (UTC) Yes? What he said. Thinking of someone doing that makes happy me. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 03:59, December 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. It isn't an atrocious read though I have no idea what it is about. Seems a bit cruel to delete it. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 16:57, December 19, 2009 (UTC) Not atrocious. (formerly Comment**) The article is about something (a video-game character); it has a consistent theme (cast the character as a gigolo); it uses real sentences and paragraphs rather than mere lists of one-liners; and I can't be sure a member of the target audience wouldn't laugh. Said members might need to get a life, but we're discussing the article, not them. Last two sections should die. Spıke ¬ 13:15 21-Dec-09
Delete	Delete. Rally bad fanboy gamercruft. Kind of hurts to read. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:18, December 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I was gonna vote keep, but the last few sections changed my mind. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:56, December 18, 2009 (UTC) No.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 22:01, December 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 05:40, December 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I skimmed it. Even that made me wince. pillow talk 03:26, December 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 23:28, December 22, 2009 (UTC) NUKE IT! --TrekCaptain 05:44, December 27, 2009 (UTC) Delete One real piece of crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:20, December 30, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:59, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	~~Can't review.~~ My eyes glaze over. Spıke ¬ 19:27 18-Dec-09 Comment. This could make ham glaze over. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:18, December 18, 2009 (UTC) Comment. That made me chuckle Monkey Crisco, I wish I'd said it. Sadly you're right, this article's hopeless which is a shame really as Kuja's an excellent character. Come on, you all know you'd do him given the chance. --Ozymandiaz 02:25, December 19, 2009 (UTC) Comment. Jeez Romarts, could you make your vote a little more ambiguous? --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC) Comment. Agree with Spike. Last two paragraphs can go . If the author(s) try to put them back, I'll go into the Delete Camp.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 15:15, December 22, 2009 (UTC) Romartus confirmed on his talk page that he meant to write "last two sections." Spıke ¬ 04:11 24-Dec-09

Space Bunnehz

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Delete	Delete. A random offering from someone who spends too much time at Icanhazcheezburger. Sent me cross-eyed trying to read it. --UU - natter 10:42, Dec 31 Delete. A marvelous photo--and a crap attempt to write an article around it. Spıke ¬ 12:32 31-Dec-09 Delete. ^What he said. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:18, Dec. 31, 2009 OH, GOD! GET RID OF IT!!! --TrekCaptain 20:59, December 31, 2009 (UTC) I Can Has Dileeshun?--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:22, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's kinda sad that people actually talk like that. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:43, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.Idiots of the world unite..and go to another comedy site down the road.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:22, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Secret girlfriend

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Delete	Delete. Random block o'text. Ends with the words "epic win". You got one word right. --UU - natter 10:36, Dec 31 Delete. Article contains a hint that the author (with "lol" in his username) is 13 years old. Second sentence explains why you should read this middle-school composition: "the rift in time and space was forever closed for good." Spıke ¬ 12:29 31-Dec-09 Yeah, I see what Spike's saying. --TrekCaptain 21:00, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:16, Dec. 31, 2009 EXTERMINATE! --TrekCaptain 21:00, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dreadful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:44, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh, middle school...those were the days. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:42, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. For literary Acnephiliacs only. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:24, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Salford City

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Delete	Delete. Looks like a copy/paste from somewhere. Redlinky and unfuny. Also too old for ICU - Mnb, when you were busy removing that non-existent category from this, why did you not, for instance, ICU or QVFD it? This sucks. --UU - natter 10:31, Dec 31 Delete. Deposited in mainspace by AnonIP a little over one week ago. Article on a local football club is workable, but this is nothing but lists and perhaps a little vanity. Spıke ¬ 12:25 31-Dec-09 Delete. - Wow, that's crap. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:21, Dec. 31, 2009 NUKE IT! Random worthless crappy listcruft. --TrekCaptain 21:01, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Agh my eyes!! So many...red links... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:40, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.Automatic relegation. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:26, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Rislim Remix

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Delete	Delete. If it ain't vanity, it's crap. --UU - natter 10:24, Dec 31 Delete. It is crap. An adaptation of Islam to the Beatmania "rhythm video game" released in 1997; oddly, with Ten Commandments. Wikipedia says the game is now a collector's item, so I don't see many players stepping forward to turn this into a real article. Spıke ¬ 12:21 31-Dec-09 Remix! -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:14, Dec. 31, 2009 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:28, December 31, 2009 (UTC) NUKE IT! Per above reasons. --TrekCaptain 21:02, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Send in the suicide bombers. This doesn't deserve to exist. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:38, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.Risible Rislimism. Or just change every third word to crap and you would not alter the meaning of this article. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 17:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Red Eye headbutt

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Delete	Delete. Makes no sense. About nothing. Not linked from anything. Precious few edits since creation in 2007. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:19, Dec 31 Delete. As if to prove it's about nothing, the encyclopedia cliché appears in the second sentence of the intro. Spıke ¬ 12:15 31-Dec-09 Delete. - Much ado about nothing. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:12, Dec. 31, 2009 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:34, December 31, 2009 (UTC) W... T... F... ?!?!? --TrekCaptain 21:47, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Gimme another minute to work out that middle four-letter word. Spıke ¬ 22:29 31-Dec-09 Delete. I think it's talking about the giant red storm on Jupiter or something, judging from the last paragraph. Still. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:36, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another classic from the Randumbo Crap Generation (anyone over 45). --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:29, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Retard nose

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Delete	Delete. Wait... what? Seriously... what? --UU - natter 10:15, Dec 31 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:06, Dec. 31, 2009 Delete. Ha-hah...Hillary Clinton.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:32, December 31, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! (with extreme prejudice) --TrekCaptain 21:48, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Under User. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:33, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.. A hooter horror! Extreme rhinoplasty required. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:33, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	"Do we need to describe it anymore?" Yes, you do. In fact, an article that purports to ridicule the look of people's noses (and has nothing to do with retards) should have illustrations. The concept is okay, and the anger could be replaced with cleverness, but it's a tall order. I'll vote as desired if someone steps up. Spıke ¬ 12:13 31-Dec-09

WWIII.V

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Delete	Delete. Even more Wacky War. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:42, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Thorougly crappy; too crappy to be included in the crappy template of crappy World War articles. Spıke ¬ 02:46 31-Dec-09 King Louis XVII!LOLO!!1III has been beheaded -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 06:46, Dec. 31, 2009 Delete. This puts the "wacky" in Wacky War. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:24, 1 January 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! so insanely crappy, it made me reach for alt+f4 before I realized I'm using Firefox (ctrl+f4 rules). Not worth keeping, so destroy it. --TrekCaptain 06:48, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete.Luckily, the first paragraph helpfully signals it's going to be crap all the way. And it is/was...--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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The Great Conflict

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Delete	Delete. Wacky War Stories, now with 25% more wacky. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:01, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. No intro worth its salt, and the first paragraph makes it clear this will be an article about nothing. Average reader is not sold. I continued to the end, and found it in character. Spıke ¬ 02:14 31-Dec-09 Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 06:48, Dec. 31, 2009 EXTERMINATE! --TrekCaptain 09:11, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Back! Back into the abyss from whence you came! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:22, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. In a parallel universe this would be a featured article..wait.that place already exists! ?pedia !!...--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:58, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Norweigan chicks

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Delete	Delete. Disappointingly misleading, which doesn't make it deserve deletion in and of itself, but there's nothing coherent here. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:05, December 30, 2009 (UTC) Delete. There's nothing coherent here. No reason either to mention the 2000 US election or to get all the details wrong. Spıke ¬ 22:15 30-Dec-09 Delete. 2005-cruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:35, 30 December 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Per below. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 23:57, December 30, 2009 (UTC) Happytimes touches himself (herself?) at night. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:20, December 31, 2009 (UTC) (Ha! ) Delete. This is a completely factual description of Norwegian Chicks and belongs on Wikipedia. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:44, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
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:Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn.

Keep	Keep - I hate to be one of "those people", but this made laugh hard. Granted, I'm an idiot. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 07:04, Dec. 24, 2009 Keep Seems like it isn't being abused. It's kinda funny. And I'm in a bad mood. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:16, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Buuhh --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:35, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Same as Dex. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 03:22 • Saturday, 26-12-2009 Keep obviously. This is hilarious. --Ozymandiaz 13:17, December 26, 2009 (UTC) Keep The less use something is, the more I identify with it. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:41, December 28, 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:15, December 29, 2009 (UTC) ☃ This is why I always use the "things which did not happen in 1927" category. Also, snowman. Ж Kalir _{totally not Wario at all} 00:17, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:42, 30 December 2009 Keep. LOL! Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 18:47, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete verbosely titled and of very little use. It also has only 9 items. --Mn-z 06:59, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dittoes to Mn-z. It is of no use. The 9 items in the category are unrelated, certainly not in the way suggested by the category. "I am clever" isn't the same as "This is funny." Similar to my nomination of the Bush-doesn't-care category (though there, although the items were unrelated, you could at least say that Kanye West had tried to relate them). Spıke ¬ 15:36 24-Dec-09 Ridiculous. It took me several hours to fix Category:Things George Bush doesn't care about, but I believe it's much more difficult to fix this one. I'm not sure what rightfully belongs in this category - Black helicopter? How do we determine what fits in Category:Things that are definitely out to get you, Category:Things that may be out to get you, and Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn.?? Is there any reason having all three of those categories is funny? Is the idea that after reading an Uncyclopedia article on anything, we're supposed to scroll to the bottom, see who the subject of the article is or isn't out to get, and laugh at the jocular choice the author made? In conclusion, these categories are a stupid fucking waste of our time, they're unfunny, and they categorize nothing. pillow talk 20:50, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Hyperbole. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:14, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Drag it away to the abyss. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 17:59, December 26, 2009 (UTC) NUKE IT!** Send it into oblivion. --TrekCaptain 19:11, December 26, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I think Category:Things that may be out to get you might be keepable. There is some sort of theme there, and I dislike deleting categories if it will result in information loss. However, I would suggest merging Category:Things that are definitely out to get you into that category. They are about the same thing, and there is no reason a given topic should be in one as opposed to another. --Mn-z 01:51, December 25, 2009 (UTC) Comment. I believe that the "out to get you" categories work as a trinity in-joke, complementing each other in their own little way. They're harmless and cute enough to get a pass. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:24, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Maybe I should turn this idea into a real template set then. --Mn-z 23:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Maybe we could just change it to: Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. (Now pass the controller. It's my turn.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 06:36, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Somehow that would make it less funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:41, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Keept -RA HB 04:47, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

The game with no name

Keep	Keep. This is so odd...I want to keep it. I can see the spark of something in there.It may be a Randumbo-Get-Lucky moment..It can happen.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 21:45, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Oscar Wilde. Michael Jackson. Oprah. Shoop Da Woop. Do I need to go on? --UU - natter 09:25, Dec 30 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:53, Dec. 30, 2009 Delete. Author is celebrating himself. Spıke ¬ 12:44 30-Dec-09 Delete. That's an in interesting euphemism for it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:18, December 30, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:24, 30 December 2009 Delete. Someone's trying a bit too hard to fit in. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:07, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia isn't real

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Delete	Delete. How meta. How hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha. --UU - natter 09:21, Dec 30 Delete -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:54, Dec. 30, 2009 Delete. This article actually isn't cited in Uncyclopedia:In-jokes, so we won't be told it's really bad but it has to be saved for that reason. It may be that the "medium is the message," but media preoccupied with themselves are failures. Uncyclopedia should have no more than one "article" with which to mock itself. In addition, this is one of those articles trying to give all angles about what something isn't, and to add insult to injury, ends by nagging the reader. Spıke ¬ 12:47 30-Dec-09 Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 30 December 2009 Delete. Viable concept, zero execution.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:14, December 30, 2009 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:04, 30 December 2009 (UTC) Delete. I liked this dumbwit line..to track the porn websites that you visit since Bill Gates couldn't get a girlfriend to save his life.....But has got a wife though. Check wiki author ! --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 21:49, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Wanags

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Delete	Delete. ICU escapist. I suppose I could just delete it for ICU abuse, but I've read it now, and misery loves company, so share my pain! --UU - natter 09:14, Dec 30 Delete - Although I would celebrate this holiday. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:56, Dec. 30, 2009 Ah Feel Yo' Pain Spıke ¬ 12:49 30-Dec-09 HILARIOUS! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:35, 30 December 2009 Oh God. My eyes... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:58, 30 December 2009 (UTC) Delete.Checked up on this. Wanags appears to be a surname,popular in the Baltic countries and Scandinavia. Pevidem is also a football club in Portugal.So what is this really all about? One for Dan Brown..perhaps.--*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 22:02, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Waybuloo

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Delete	Delete. WTF? Oh right - something about a kids' TV show. No. --UU - natter 09:12, Dec 30 Delete - Random bollocks. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:55, Dec. 30, 2009 Delete. The author is celebrating himself. Spıke ¬ 12:50 30-Dec-09 Delete. Dreadful dull. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:29, December 30, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:35, 30 December 2009 Delete. Per above. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:02, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
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30.06

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Delete	Delete. How did this not get QVFD'd or ICU'd? It's short, it sucks, and it can go. --UU - natter 09:05, Dec 30 Delete - Articles like this are why I vote on VFD. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:57, Dec. 30, 2009 Delete. All of the above, and advocacy to boot. Spıke ¬ 12:52 30-Dec-09 Delete. Not only a rifle caliber, it's the necessary IQ for enjoying this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:23, December 30, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:36, 30 December 2009 NOTE: THIS ARTICLE MAY NEED DELETING. IT MAY ALSO NEED A GOOD HUFFING, TOO. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:01, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Delete pretty much anything on this list. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:00, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

:Category:Pages with Many Categories

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Delete	Perverse category Hey, wouldn't it be funny if some random article had like 50 categories!!!1!!1one On a more serious note, if you want to find overcategorized stuff, try Special:MostCategories anything with more than 20 categories is probably over-catted, anything over 30 definitely is. --Mn-z 02:55, December 29, 2009 (UTC) By all means! I bet most of the articles in more than 20 categories are also clearly crap. Spıke ¬ 02:59 29-Dec-09 Categorically this should go. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05:05, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Delete. To be quite honest, I fail to see the point of the vast majority of categories, but this one in particular sucks. --UU - natter 09:45, Dec 29 Categorycruft - Now put down the controller. It's my turn. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 10:59, Dec. 30, 2009 Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:38, 30 December 2009
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Humanato

Keep	Keep Just because it's not very funny doesn't mean it's not funny. This has promise after edit~~ification~~. (If this was an in joke somehow (like if it had something to do with potatoes) we'd praise it.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02:29, December 28, 2009 (UTC) Keep. {{idea}} it if you think it needs work, but I think it's fitting for Uncyclopedia. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:25, December 28, 2009 (UTC) Keep. better than worthless. --Mn-z 22:04, December 28, 2009 (UTC) Keep. I've deleted in place the entire section containing the "Game cruft" Romartus mentioned, the etymology, two sections that just speculated on negatives, and some quotecruft. Spıke ¬ 02:19 29-Dec-09 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 30 December 2009
Delete	Delete. Part of writing is learning when to stop writing. This subject couldn't support a stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:45, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Suggest that it is re-edited. Middle section (Game cruft) is crap but intro and end are not too atrocious. --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 00:28, December 28, 2009 (UTC) Abstain pending edit, which would only need to involve judicious pruning. Spıke ¬ 00:55 28-Dec-09 Kept**. ~ 22:03, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Mammalian Sting

Keep	Keep. The humor is nerdy but the joke is obvious: Misinterpret the penis as a venom organ. It goes on for too long for the sake of credibility, but is complete, competent, and about something. Spıke ¬ 00:28 24-Dec-09 Keep. I thought it was ok/good. Funny even. Suggestion halve the list and convert the rest into two to three supporting paragraphs. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Happytimes (talk • contribs) (Fcuk! 02:37, 24 December 2009) Good thinking, but the numbered list corresponds to the illustration (which came from Wikipedia). The list is so long because the illustration calls out many parts. Spıke ¬ 04:09 24-Dec-09 Gotcha, my new suggestion is to add the {{wikipedia}} type tag referencing the original for comparison purposes then. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 23:42, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Weak keep.. I don't love it, but it's a cut above most articles we delete. pillow talk 02:43, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mn-z 05:34, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Keep and Expand -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 07:14, Dec. 24, 2009 Expand, then feature. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 12:57 • Friday, 25-12-2009 Weak Keep Scores enough points for originality in concept for me to not hate it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:31, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:43, 30 December 2009
Delete	Delete. I don't see any jokes here. Is this a stolen Wikipedia article? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:02, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Delete. What no tantric sex jokes ? I thought this was about the musician Sting. Just a paragraph , a drawing and a list. --*RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 07:47, December 24, 2009 (UTC) The Musician Sting isn't a mammal, duh. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 23:42, December 24, 2009 (UTC) Humans are mammals, duh. (Or, what did you used to suck?!) Spıke ¬ 00:03 25-Dec-09 The Musician Sting isn't human, duh. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 00:08, December 25, 2009 (UTC) NUKE IT! Quite a worthless, unfunny article. --TrekCaptain 05:39, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept ~ 22:04, December 30, 2009 (UTC)