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The eerie, pyrrhic analyzing toasters in question

The last [#1 SALESMAN 2021] to edit was GlitchyZorua!

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it seems you're out of luck

TRUCK! 16:38, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

beer is on the seat --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:50, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

deer is on the road 17:09, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

won't admit defeat --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:12, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

flying fuckin' toad TURB0-SUNRISE 17:31, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

olulas on the street 18:06, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

moccasins on the grass --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:23, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

archibe

it's been too long since archibe TURB0-SUNRISE 16:38, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:50, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

archibe Lucyna Kushinada 16:51, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:53, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

hot damn

olulas have existed since 2008 apparently TURB0-SUNRISE 16:58, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

apparently not TURB0-SUNRISE 17:01, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what gave you the impression that there were olulas in archibe1 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:02, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

i saw it with my own damn eyes TURB0-SUNRISE 17:03, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

someone must have cucumbered them at the last second 🥒🥒🥒 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:05, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

whyOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:01, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

because --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:23, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

🅱️because why Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:24, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

🅱️itches Lucyna Kushinada 18:25, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

🅱️rainrotOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:26, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

🅱eans --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:26, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

🅱️anana 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:27, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

🅱ee --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:30, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

Who's user page is going to be vandalised next?

Alula has vandalised Turb0-Sunrise's user page and DaniPine3 has vandalised MK's so who do you think is next? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:55, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

GlitchyZorua is gonna vandalize yours probably 21:56, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

i deserve recognition for my user page vandalizationings --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:58, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: I was going to ask "that user is back?" but then I realized what the source code said... actually, maybe that user shouldn't still be in that template. hold on, let me do one thing real quick. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:59, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

can't wait to see the 2011th fenris --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:02, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

there isn't a Fenris2011 sadly, but there is a Fenris2010 from the year of 2010 22:14, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

i found three other fenrises. 2006 more to go --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:23, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

yeah but none of them are from 2010 22:24, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

I don't have a user page though. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:34, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

well people are probably gonna like create it or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:34, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

yeah it's not edit-protected or anything, almost anyone could do that if they wanted to 10:20, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Yanno, it's been a long time since my page was vandalized... =) ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:39, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

THE SCORES ARE IN! (MITK RANKING)

In 14th place...
STATIC EYES Average: 2.62 Total: 21 Not a very shocking placement. Get it????? Hehehehe... Jokes aside, these are used in the bathrooms of the backrooms. Because it's hell.

In 13th place...
8-BIT NIGHT Average: 3.38 Total: 27 I have nothing to say, besides that Schism would be fuming that barely anyone likes this song.

In 12th place...
FUNKY ARMPITS Average: 3.5 Total: 28 They said that the man who couldn't cook could never cook... jokes aside, this song is pretty forgettable, as it lacks a main catchy melody. Gerg tip of the day: Melodies should follow this pattern: (A, B, A, C), with A being the melody, B being a variant, and C being an ending variant. Listen to the banger songs you like. They probably follw this pattern.

In 11th place...
ODE TO BULLSHIT Average: 3.75 Total: 30 This ISN'T the song of peace and love and liberty. Beethoven would've killed himself... he can't anymore, since he's dead.

In 10th place...
16-BIT NIGHT Average: 4 Total: 32 Schism is fuming.

In 9th place...
OH NO CHANADA Average: 4.24 Total: 34 Imagine being Schism. You put all your eggs onto 16-Bit Night winning... and it loses to OH NO CHANADA. Like... how?!?

In 8th place...
SUNRISE'S SONG Average: 4.5 Total: 36 "What? Vancouver? Alaska? Ketchikan? Come on Codeine, it's time to beat Zork!"-ass vibes. This sentence is a reminder that Turb0 should finish his article on MITK music.

In 7th place...
VERY LONG ELEVATOR Average: 6 Total: 48 There's a huge gap between the previous song's amount of votes and this song. We went from 36 to 48! This is the final song here that was created with Musescore. Mostly because I think it's the only song on this list created with Musescore...

In 6th place...
DARKNESS GROWS Average: 6.13 Total: 49 This, as well as Muddy Liquid are the ONLY songs to be tied in this ranking. Big text for the big six. Totally not a bug.

In 5th place...
MUDDY LIQUID Average: 6.13 Total: 49 Boston, you're my home!

In 4th place...
KETCHUCKY FRIED PTARMIGAN Average: 6.25 Total: 50 Yummy

In 3rd place...
THE ROOM IN BACK Average: 7.25 Total: 58 The minigame may be far from finished, but that doesn't mean that it can't produce a banger! This uses the same instrument as Beepbox, the same software OPOSSUM uses to make music. Despite that, it is NOT made in Beepbox! It was made in FL Studio, much like my recent songs.

In 2nd place...
LUNA MAYHEM Average: 7.75 Total: 62 Well, you guys and gals all know what's coming next... foreshadowing aside, this song was revolutionary at the time. It finally split the Musescore/Beepbox era with the FL Studio era.

In 1st place...

DASH OF THE MADMAN (GERG REMIX) Average: 9.25 Total: 78 HOLY SHIT! This got a 9.25/10. Holy mama mama moly shmoly! This song was BANGING and certainly not HANGING! That aside, this song was perfect to end of British Columbia. Was it a bit too intense? Sure. Was it awesome? Hell yeah! My favourite part was at around 1:48, that was my musical talent going turbo mode. Turbo mode... huh... that sounds familiar. Reminds me of... that one movie with the brick breaking guy.

Well, that was it! It's unlikely that we're doing this again, since the game is practically finished, but there you go! The Make it to Ketchikan song rankings! Oh, and before you ask, OHIOIKALUITEARRAPE2 got a score of 6, and an average of 0.75. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:31, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

how the fuck did the worst song i make get 8th TURB0-SUNRISE 22:36, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

well i thought it way better than your other ones. mostly because it sounds somewhat... cohesive? like, i can very clearly hear that it's the same song throughout the entire thing, which is not the case for your other ones at all 23:02, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

i will say funky armpits is kinda all over the place, but other than that TURB0-SUNRISE 23:04, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

your songs introduce a new melody every 5-10 seconds and it makes them sound like garbage noise to me 23:10, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: may I ask why did you give that song the name "funky armpits"? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:12, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

so it would be a nice contrast to dirty water probably. idk i'm not bostonian so i have to guess 23:13, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

i have no fucking clue. i guess the main guitar line sounds kinda funky TURB0-SUNRISE 23:14, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: but why armpits? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:29, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

uhh i dunno TURB0-SUNRISE 12:42, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

me spungardb

me spungardb and me exist! me genius!Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things!

timestamp TURB0-SUNRISE 14:32, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

me spungardb and me not exist! me not genius!Oh, Fish, you can do stupid things! 15:34, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

spacestamp DANI-PINE3 16:13, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

me spungardb, me return to say that skate fish no intelligent! Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 17:14, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Thoughts on pasting in Deltarune song lyrics in here?

I've been listening to Penumbra Phantasm with lyrics so much lately and I cannot get off this damn leitmotif. Anyone mind if I pasted in some of its lyrics here? ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:16, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

last time i checked Penumbra Phantasm isn't a Deltarune song 16:17, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: go wild. also Penumbra Phantasm is a Homestuck song not a Deltarune one 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:17, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

oh hi page TURB0-SUNRISE 16:19, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

i mean we already do that with the driving in my car song so i'm with alula on this one --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:36, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Holy stars, those are very fast responses. So fast I got edit conflicted while writing this. How did you do that? Do you just check this site that often? Anyways, yeah Penumbra is a Homestuck song oops. The versions with lyrics are all based on remixes, though. Those remixes are for Deltarune and not Homestuck. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:37, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm a LPTEW junkie --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:41, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: guess we're here rather often. also I can't deny I find the "Penumbra will be in Deltarune" theory off, considering that even if the song itself didn't get created, many songs from Homestuck were based on it. also Toby himself said he wouldn't be using any songs featuring "Doctor" (another Homestuck song) in the near future since the composer that made it is now dead, and Penumbra is one of those songs that feature Doctor on it. also you edit conflicted me Page and Fish :[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:41, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:43, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Anyone got a way to make Uncyclopedia have dark mode?

Like a CSS thing or something, I dunno, I'm not a tech support goddess like a certain other monthly month-long hiatus-goer. Some dark mode extensions I know (Miraheze for instance) also invert the images, which I don't want. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:46, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

it's in preferences TURB0-SUNRISE 16:46, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh holy stars thanks. How long has that been in there? ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:49, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: it's been there at least for 5 years already. might be more.
so, are you going to copy down the lyrics, or....? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:51, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

5 years??? Darn. Anyway. Hold on I need to ask Amethyst Deltarune first. ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:57, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

11 MINUTES OF SONG LYRICS, GO! (Song lyrics by Amethyst Deltarune.)

Darkness spirals, bending Scattered, lost for centuries Here at shadow's ending Shatter twilight reveries

In this heaven of yours You will fall unto me Face this final encore Fatal, true, and cruelly

Walk the path of Eden Freezing out in the cold Please accept your freedom As your “prophets” foretold

Heroes born to die You’ve heard the tale before On Calvary for our kind To take an Angel’s soul

No more time to waste It’s as the Legend goes…

Dust is stirring There’s a face behind you Don’t you see the way These darkened lands can blind you? When the light is low And when the shadows move The light inside your soul Shall split this world in two

Piercing roar of the heavens When you’re locked inside a fantasy Of a human’s possession Left a remnant of your SOUL through a savior made for raising the seas

So the story’s to end here Yet the heroes say they’re in control When the future is unclear Have you forsaken the night or is the darkness set to swallow you whole?

Don’t forget the way it snows The Northernlights still claim to glow But fade away when facing down your soul

Too late, for fate is approaching A Revelation of prophecy I shall rid this world of blight ‘til everything you see is light Sinking in a change of tide Cinders burn behind my eyes!

Too late to claim myself holy The trumpets blaze for my harmony Can she see or is she blind? The face of hatred, made divine The voices in your ears are mine Don’t forget the way you lied!

Through the branches of the thicket, lay a potter’s for the youth Tombs engraved with titles, placed for everyone but you A symbol of my light tied to a pantheon of three FALSE HEROES!

Piercing roar of the heavens From the throat of those who pull the strings Otherworldly reflections Look back through mirrors of glass Within a prophecy

Three heroes born to be defeated Chained upon a wooden cross Darkness drains away our meaning We’ve been given by the hand of god!

Hearing as it screams The silence of the cold The cold inside of you There’s a light inside your soul That rips your soul in two

Ooo…

When the darkness starts to move! When the world is split in two! And the things you thought you knew Seem like blasphemy!

This angel in the snow A reflection of their soul With the truth The promise that they broke When the world Is finally in my HOLD! They will kneel When I am in control

When darkness finally grew And angels finally hark When everything you knew Is doomed to tear apart! You bear the ugly truth The truth inside your heart I’m with you in the dark

Dark boils from the depths Absorbed by the light! Don’t forget That neverending night

Covered up in frost, and rotting until it ends!

Come follow me into the dark With your heart As the ark Being rocked by the waves

Because I’m with you in the dark With your heart As my mark Being locked in a cage

Come follow me into the dark With your heart As the ark Being rocked by the waves

Because I’m with you in the dark With your heart As my mark Being locked in a cage

Stuck in the past And yet the present shall last For all the dark in your heart Is ripped apart by your acts!

And yet the air is getting cold And the monster’s getting close Can you hear me?

On that day When you had thrown me away Do you still hear of my scratching Inside the walls of your brain? And in the clearing Snow had settled down upon a lost grave

Angels play of your demise Through a trumpet laced with rosy gold I remember all your lies Where do you think that you’re going? No, the hopeless’ soul is staying with me!

Piercing roar of space and time Left relying on a last resort In the ending of this night Left a remnant of my SOUL and what remains to stay inside of that corpse

As the darkness breaks and bends My legs are standing once again Your choices didn’t matter in the end

Left my hand on the window None see the culprit reigning the light You know nothing that I know! None but a parasite to my life

Cold wind flows like a river Into a broken corpse of a ghost Do you know suffering like I know? Even if heaven beckons me go

Helpless in agony Finished in death Held us in apathy With every breath

Oh Finally free Though your mind’s Been deceived In my control You shall freeze Held as whole Through hopes and dreams And make believe

On that fated day when we were chained unto an endless winter In the piece of glass that has your actions in a list I saw the way it started, how it’s stopping, now I still remember How this game we play is made to shatter in the end

Everything you are Is just pretend!

HOW THIS GAME WE PLAY IS MADE TO SHATTER IN THE END!!

Roaring, wailing As a lullaby Upon a False God

Your heart is failing And the vessel’s crying As this God Rots

The Depths are parted By my broken voice But you could never see You never had a choice!

I am your only GOD! Gomorrah knows my fire! So the misbegotten see What happens to a LIAR!

There, in the glass That’s how this shall end There’s blood on my hands Yet my mind’s in denial

No matter your acts Or the love of your friends! You’ll kneel on the ground looking down with a smile

And when the darkness floods your dreams You’ll see the light of disbelief Everything you could ever be Ends at this point of history ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 16:59, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh no the formatting is weird. oops. uhhhh i don't wanna fix this. at least it's not horribly long ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 17:00, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

I'm gonna tell you a story

I'm gonna tell you about my town

I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby

Aah, it's all about my town

Yeah, down by the river

Down by the banks of the river Charles

(Aah, that's what's happening, baby)

That's where you'll find me,

Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves

(Aah, but they're cool people)

Well I love that dirty water,

Oh, Boston you're my home

(Ooh, you're the number one place)

Frustrated women,

(I mean they're frustrated)

Have to be in by twelve o'clock

(oh, that's a shame)

But I'm a-wishin' and a-hopin'

(oh)

That just once those doors weren't locked

(I like to take time with my baby, walk around)

Well I love that dirty water,

Oh, Boston, you're my home

(Oh yeah)

*Kickass harmonica solo*

'Cause I love that dirty water,

Aaooh, Boston, you're my home

(Ooh yeah)

Well I love that dirty water,

(I love it, baby)

Love that dirty water,

(I love Boston)

Love that dirty water,

(Have ya heard about the strangler?)

Love that dirty water,

(I'm the man, I'm the man)

Love that dirty water,

(aaoh) TURB0-SUNRISE 17:01, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

i wanna write a LPTEW parody of dirty water --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:05, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

hell, i had a parody of uncyc in general in dirty water TURB0-SUNRISE 17:06, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: I'm curious what the lyrics would be like. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:09, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

me too --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:14, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: now that's a grammy-winning song if I've ever found one. I specially like the lyric "(idk put stuff here i guess)". quite poetic, if you ask me. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:25, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: i am glad you like it. expect much more of that --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:28, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

great lyrics. now onto listening to dirty water properly for the first time so i can understand it 23:01, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

GERGDOWN G GERGDOWN

THAT'S MY FUCKING NAME

I AM FINAL BOSS

OF UNCYCLO GAME

THIS IS YOU'RE LAST ACT

THAT IS JUST A FACT

BECAUSE I WILL MAKE

YOU SHIT FUCKING [Smacked]

WHAT KIND OF [Music] DO YOU LIKE ?

SO PERHAPS [You'd Be Interested]

IN SOME [Lawrencium Doses]

BECAUSE I AM MOTHERFUCKING GERGDOWN

HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA

SO PERHAPS [You'd Be Interested]

IN MY BIG [Big-Ass] SOJOURN

ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE VANCOUVER PLAINS

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:35, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

wanna fight m8 TURB0-SUNRISE 01:59, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

remember

no user wants to be a kurtzOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 01:09, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

every user wants to be a [BIG SHOT]Oh, Fish, you can do stupid things! 02:56, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

very stupid question v2

i once again have to ask: does anyone know of somewhere that i can find decent sound effects of seals? i still can't find any 19:29, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

ask a seal, obviously TURB0-SUNRISE 19:32, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

youtube --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:33, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

did you look on the wikimedia commons? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:49, 7 February 2026 (UTC)