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The lovely, lazy protecting ice skate

The last person to edit was Fish on skates!

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little do you know[edit source]

i've filled up on gas Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:19, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

Nuh uh.jpeg Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:25, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
you can't "nuh uh" the incoming bergentruck Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:27, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
watch me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:28, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
Breaking news: Local Bostonian was this evening ran over by a drunk truck driver. He was pronounced dead on the spot, reportedly having carried a carboard cutout with the words "TRY ME! ALSO YANKEES SUCK" written on it. --UnNews Tonight 22:00, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
Breakinger news: Local Norwegian was this evening run over by a local Bostonian truck driver. She was pronounced dead on the spot, reportedly having carried a carboard cutout with the words "TRY ME! ALSO DELTARUNE TOMORROW :3" written on it. --UnNews Tonight 22:13, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
well fuck Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:16, 10 December 2025 (UTC)<
hold on, if the Bostonian was dead, how did he run over the Norwegian? did the Bostonian become a zombie???๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:21, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
i think there might be more than one bostonian truck driver Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:22, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
and the lore deepens... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:25, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
there's only one person in the entire city of Boston --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:26, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
yes, and that's Toby Fox Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:30, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
gerg was right... maybe you and danipine3 are the same person who also somehow ran over themself --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:31, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
he was completely right. i was ready to have this knowledge broadcasted to the main page, but the VFH gods (also known as Bad Motherfucker) said no Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:33, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
to prove this theory further, here's me again using my second account. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 22:39, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
@alula: ya know what else he said? that turb0 sockpuppets every single account from Boston --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:42, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
hang on let me do a CU i need to see this for myself Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:05, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
oh cool, turb0 shares all of his IP addresses with half the current userbase Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:06, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

archibe[edit source]

it's been too long since archibe Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:20, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:39, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
it's literally been archived just now... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:45, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
i archibed the forum talk page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:47, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian Pixelplace Army[edit source]

Our achievement

I did a funny. (if you saw the guild icon before and wonder why I removed the rainbow swatzika, apparently you can't do that in the game? i think putting gay goatse 8-bitzkrieg is a-okay) ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 23:03, 10 December 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: is that wplace? in which cordinates is that? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:08, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
that's pixelplace, not wplace Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:09, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
pixelplace is smaller and wplace has more Deltarune and Pride flags --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:39, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
and also pixelplace is about replacing others pixels with your own for no good reason, something that is straight up banned on wplace (not that this ban gets properly enforced or anything) Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:41, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
on a semi-related note, @DaniPine3: go find that moccasin i made on wplace Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:42, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
yeah it's impressive --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:45, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
@alula: i already did. it's a cool moccasin. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:47, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
there's also ASBOWAAT stuff in Ojai and Ketchikan --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:49, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
yeah, words. only words.
ok to be fair there is basically no space to make anything substantial in ojai on wplace anymore so i'm not gonna blame anyone for not adding more ASBOWAAT stuff there Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:38, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
ketchikan's still available afaik --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:46, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

Gerg's "Actual" Opinions:[edit source]

these are my "actual" opinions. if someone says that these aren't my actual opinions, they are lying:

  • January 6th is the best time to birth a baby, and to name it "Donald Trump" would make it even better.
  • White people should make it harder for the blacks to gain sunburns
  • Smoking weed in a cementary? Fine by me
  • Speaking of weed, smoking should be only advertised to children
  • Dani's favourite position is doing anal sex.
  • Everything in Project 2025 by Trump
    • More money onto fossil fuels
    • More nuclear bombs
    • Pretend that the Epstein Files exist, but in reality, it's just fear mongering
  • Going fucking nuts at a funeral should be a common practice

i hope this doesn't cause any anger or fear at all.

๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 17:37, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

here are my actual opinininininininions
  • the word opinion should be spelled with as many "in"s as humanly possible
  • every single Uncyclopedian is the same person
  • Hatsune Miku did 9/11
  • Uncyclopedia is not a waste of time and I should definitely not be doing something else right now
  • swear words are the first and only words you should teach to children
  • babies drop out of the sky

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:51, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

here are my opinions:
  • YANKEES SUCK!

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:50, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

here are my opinions:
  • I don't know why are we doing this in the first place
  • Italian cuisine is the best cuisine on Earth
  • Gerg was it that what you said about my favorite position?

๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:33, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

was it that what you said --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:47, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

i'm bored[edit source]

(no message) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) ยท 22:00, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

(message) Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:00, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
(maybe message) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:12, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
(hi brown) Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:15, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
(shhhhhh there's not supposed to be a message guys!) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) ยท 22:16, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
(alright, got it) Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:17, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
(check this out) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:19, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
-3.jpeg Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:23, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
(GUYS THERE'S NO MESSAGE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.) Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown more links (talk) (articles) (contribs) ยท 22:38, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
being incredibly gay or something Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:42, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
there is a message now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:49, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
i don't know if there's a message or not until i look inside the section Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:53, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
the message is there but it's being covered up by every government --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:04, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
every government is secretly being led by brown and the colour cabal Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:31, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

3d text request[edit source]

I have nothing to do so I'll be fulfilling your 3d text requests. See File:Nuh uh.jpeg for an example.

Rules:

  • You get two requests
  • Please state what colour you want it

Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 23:13, 11 December 2025 (UTC)

@soviet: I think the choice is obvious. moccasins. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:15, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
and make it moccasin color --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:17, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
Done.
MOCCASINS 3d text.png
Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes)
@Soviet: and YANKEES SUCK! in blue Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:04, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

I GOT HIRED BITCHES[edit source]

I have a job now. So long, suckers! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 01:07, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

What is it? Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 02:00, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:00, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
I'm delivering olive oil and crap. Not my first pick but I'll hopefully be moving onto bigger and better things soon. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 02:09, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
i think storing olive oil and crap in the same building is illegal Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:10, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: good job on getting a job (also im alive still) 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:42, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
you might be alive, but you're still refusing to use your account... ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 12:52, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
this i can confirm, but i can also confirm hopium is at an all time high right now, half life 3 tomorrow apparently 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:02, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
i have an idea, what if we ban his IP and make him use his account Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:03, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
i cast manual breathing 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:05, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: I'm pretty sure banning his IP won't let him use his account either ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 13:07, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
can't we just use an IP block exemption? also you edit conflicting prick Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:08, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
haha i can cross out my text now 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:11, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
check this out --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:10, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
WELL LOOK AT THIS!!!
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:14, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
STOP EDIT CONFLICTING ME WHOEVER YOU ARE --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:17, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
what is going on here Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:18, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
SUPER MEGA EDIT CONFLICT RAY 9000
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
I BLAME TURB0 SOMEHOW --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:23, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
THE CHAOS REINS SUPREME

Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
*REIGNS --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:43, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
I KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING 16:15, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
THAT MAKES ONE OF US --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:00, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
uhhhh propane 168.11.96.2 (talk) 18:47, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
why is it still wobbling I closed the div and everything --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:52, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

this must be enough, right? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 19:09, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

no it's not Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:34, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

the slayer of grues is back[edit source]

Trar has returned. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:16, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

who? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:30, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

wplace[edit source]

I did a thing --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:42, 12 December 2025 (UTC)

what a cool link. i sure hope it doesn't auto-sign me up for the thing it's linking to Alula.gifAlula.gif 01:38, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

I FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT[edit source]

WALBRO'S BACK Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:20, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

i'm sorry, when exactly did you "predict" this? Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:25, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
it was in one of the archives here Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:28, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
that tells me absolutely nothing Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:29, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
archive 48 to be precise Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:30, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
the topic where bad motherfucker said i socked everybody from boston, to be even preciser Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:31, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
hm. okay then Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:08, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
@Walbro: you're a celebrity --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:29, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
i don't think he can hear us by pinging his unblocked account Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:24, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
there's another account? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:28, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
yes, the walbro one Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:00, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
user:Walbro isn't the Walbro one? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:14, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
No, seriously, the actual User:Walbro account is not banned. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 20:19, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
wait so how many walbros are there? and why don't pings work? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:25, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
because he probably abandoned the account back in 2020. i assume he also didn't verify an email at any point Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:08, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
Walbro is always in a state of being equally unbanned and permantly blocked. He's the Schrรถdinger's Cat of communist vandals. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:21, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
actually i think he's just banned Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:16, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
@alula: then who made the articles? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:45, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
Walbro (before the ban) Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:47, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
oh also OPOSSUM and Squaw Deer Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:47, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
no like, the two new articles --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:08, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
a ban-evading wolverhampton Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:17, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
can't wait for "turb0stonian yankessuckist commie party" or something like that --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:25, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
can't wait for nothing at all Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:07, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
can't wait for crhismtas --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:36, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
can't wait for the release of Deltarune Chapter 5 ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 18:01, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
no forum will be safe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:22, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
deltarune will be the next undertale in terms of its internet presence. it's inescapable Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:51, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
it already is --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:20, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
no, i'm talking about 2016/2017 undertale levels of internet presence. deltarune hasn't quite gotten there yet Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:09, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
As Toby Fox,[1] I am required to state the following: You ain't seen nothin' yet. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:31, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

"7h3" 53c710n wh3r3 7h3 71713 d035n'7 h4v3 70 63 ch4n93d 6u7 7h15 53c710n's 71713 h45 70 moccasins.[edit source]

So uhm... has anyone seen the Kirby boss pokรฉmon that got released on wednesday? Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:24, 15 December 2025 (UTC)

no --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:59, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
@alula: you mean this guy? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 00:05, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
whoa that looks cool --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:07, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
Yes but it looks absolutely insane compared to the pokรฉmon that it's a mega evolution of Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:03, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
to the point that it doesn't even look like the Pokemon it's supposed to be --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:26, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
It still does, it just... takes on a very different shape. Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:47, 16 December 2025 (UTC)

moccasins Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:53, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

snisaccom Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:17, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
moccasins is an anagram of comic sans. moccasans canon --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

My birthday is this Saturday[edit source]

I can't believe I'm turning 20 for no reason. --๐Ÿฉท Sapplerx (talk) ๐Ÿฉท 21:32, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

@Sapplerx: you're 19? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:34, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, I am right now. It's going to last for the next two days. --๐Ÿฉท Sapplerx (talk) ๐Ÿฉท 21:35, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
@Sapplerx: dang, I can't believe I'm older than you. this holiday I'm turning 21. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 21:42, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
oh hi sapplerx Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:41, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

HALLELUJIAH, HOLY SHIT, WHERE'S THE TYLENOL[edit source]

HOLY SHIT. BIZZEEBEEVER IS BACK. STOP THE FUCKIN' PRESSES Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:44, 17 December 2025 (UTC)

the king's presses cannot be stopped Alula.gifAlula.gif 05:19, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
Damn, a bit of self-reflections reveals that we really are retarded and annoying. I don't blame Bizzee for wanting to be left alone. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 14:10, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
maybe we could get him to fix the blue cocklocks Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:13, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
i feel like being told to go away is a very definitive "no" Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:15, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
but we didn't ask him anything Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:21, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
you bunch did, in fact, ask him questions Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:28, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
this is why we can't have nice things --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

I lost my beehive[edit source]

Guys I think I misplaced it, I canโ€™t find it, hopefully a grue didnโ€™t eat it. Kim-Jong-Un.jpg NorthKoreaForever!!! (PLOT THE TAKEOVER!) Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 07:05, 18 December 2025 (UTC)

  • suspiciously grue-shaped cat*: "nope, none here either!" the story-eating cat 14:08, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
  • suspiciously turb0-sunrise shaped yankees fan*: guys you're all wrong about the yankees. YANKEES RULE! --xX_NYYankeesBiggestFan_Xx (talk) 19:31, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
Yankees Suck.png Yankees suck.png Yankeessuck small2.jpg Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:34, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
what --xX_NYYankeesBiggestFan_Xx (talk) 21:10, 18 December 2025 (UTC)
fuck you Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:13, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
*suspiciously yankees fan shaped fish* who? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Let's make a deal, deal-breakers.[edit source]

Let's make a deal, deal-breakers:


IF, AND ONLY IF I DON'T FINISH THE BETA FOR THE PRIEST GOOFBALL MOD BY JANUARY 1ST, 2026:
I MUST DO AN CHOIR OF THESE SONGS:


THE GERG TOUR

• Clean Water (oh boston, you're my home...)
• BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY (A [[GAME THEORY]])
• Ode To Joy, But Everyone's In A Different Key
• And much more!

THE TIMER

There is 1 week, 3 days, 17 hours, 16 minutes and 59 seconds until the choir IF I don't finish the beta. (refresh)

๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 01:17, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

can't wait for this to drop on untunes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Guys, can you believe it[edit source]

Christmas, just a week away.
Christmas is in a week.
I am so happy about this information.
Christmas. Just a week away, oh wow.
Can you believe it? Christmas, just in a week.
It got here so fast.
Christmas, just a week away.

๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 11:08, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Can you believe it guys? Kris, just a week away. Kris is in a week. I am so happy about this information. Kris. Just a week away. Oh wow. Can you believe it? Kris, just in a week. It got here so fast. kris, just a week away. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:31, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Christmas day can be written as 12/25 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Anyone wanna playtest the final boss of "Make it to Ketchikan"?[edit source]

It's right here! Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 15:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

probably yeah Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:59, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
ok so i found a bunch of bugs:

otherwise the fight looks good. i think Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:20, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Thank you so much! I'd previously discovered the glitch where you get your deer carcass back, but I then forgot about it. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 17:35, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Also, you definitely just got lucky with the "Health Gamble". You can, in fact, lose health from it. Example: [1] (Also note that the RNG in this game is based on your offset number. While I did this on purpose, this might account for a good part of your luck streak.) Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 17:43, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Alright, I think I fixed all those glitches. Three of them (the soft lock glitches) were actually related. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 18:20, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: thanks for going with my raccoons idea --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Kurtz anees unbanned in 15 days[edit source]

yeah Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:57, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

yikes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:03, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
do not replace the i with aan and add an extra e before the s. worst mistake of my life Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:13, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Kurtz aanes unbanned in 15 days? so you're dutch? ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 15:04, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
no, that's the wrong word Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:32, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
faanesh? so you're Indian? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:56, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

oh shit[edit source]

apparently i have more user-space edits than main-space edits. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown ๐Ÿ‚ โ˜€๏ธ 17:12, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

welcome to the party Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 17:29, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
my mainspace edits are probably inflated cause of ASBOWAAT --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:56, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
that's probably the case for >70% of the userbase for the last two years now Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:57, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
maybe they should be unbooks or UnGames or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:04, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
no, it doesn't make sense to put them in any of those namespaces Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:10, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
What about departure of fun? Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 14:33, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
when exactly was the last time somebody used that? what, 2008? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:46, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
last month but close enough Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:13, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
what was the last time you edited? what, 2005? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:23, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
how about forum or userspace? of course we would have to figure out whose userspace, but... --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:27, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

moccasins[edit source]

The flaccid, pimpalicious inhaling espresso

the image to the right was the random picture i got just now Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:33, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

same but the caption was "the snug, tawdry dongling bazooka" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:36, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
cool, apparently it was set to always be that image in particular Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:37, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
oh come on --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:39, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
yup. this whole section was for nothing Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:50, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
at least we passed the bechdel test --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:54, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
  1. โ†‘ apparently