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The Nobel prize-winning, bulbous guttering classified document

The last person to edit was Fish on skates!

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i'll go a hundred miles

in an hour 19:24, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

that's entirely too fast --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:31, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

nono, this is a perfectly acceptable speed for drunk drivers to go at 19:40, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

oh well surely nothing can go wrong then --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:43, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah, surely 19:44, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

they're making speed bumps shaped like deer now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:46, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

true. did you know that they're making speed bumps shaped like factoids now too? 20:08, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

oh no, FACTOIDS LOOK OUT 20:16, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

oh no
the factoids are dead 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:58, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

why the factoids, what did they ever do Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:02, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

resembled reindeer too much probably 21:02, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

this is a tragedy. whoever has killed these factoids should face some JUSTICE! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:09, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

and the justice will be enforced by a big hammer 21:17, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

a hammer of justice, if you will. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:31, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

there should be a league dedicated to enforcing this justice 21:39, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

a league of justice, if you will – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fish on skates (talk • contribs)

an unsigned comment, if you will 21:42, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

self-tilde time

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:45, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

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Oscar tie-old and Oscar will-duh --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:57, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Oscar: I'm tie-old! 22:35, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

“Sign your posts or else”

– Oscar Tilde

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:57, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe

it's been too long since archibe Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 19:28, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:31, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

the thread's been literally archibed like only some minutes ago tf are you talking about 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:54, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

arbive

arbive Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:11, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Hey! That's my joke! Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:12, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

arbive Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:36, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:39, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

arbibe --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:41, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Whut de fuck dun did ya' plum fuckin' say about me, ya' square? I'll gots ya' know ah' graduated top uh my class in de Nahvee Seals, and I've been involved in lotsa raids on de down low on Al-Quaeda, and ah' have upside 300 co'ferm'd wastes. ah' am trained in go'illa warfare and I'm de top snipuh' in de entire US armed fo'ces. You's is nodin' t'me but plum anoda' target. Man! ah' gots'ta wipe ya' de fuck out wid precision de likess uh which gots neva' been seen befo'e on dis Eard, Amos my fuckin' wo'ds. You's dink ya' kin dig away wid sayin' dat shit t'me upside de Internet? Dink again, fucker. Ah be baaad... As we rap ah' am contactin' mah' secret netwo'k uh spies across de USA and yo' IP be bein' traced right now so's ya' betta' prepare fo' de sto'm, maggots. De sto'm dat wipes out da damn padetic little doodad ya' call yo' life. Youse fuckin' wasted, kid. ah' can be anywhere, anytime, and ah' canwaste ya' in upside seven hundred ways, and dat's plum wid mah' bare hands. Not only am ah' only in ah da unahm'd fights, but ah' have access t'de 'ole arsenal uh de United States Marine Co'ps and ah' gots'ta use it t'its full 'estent t'wipe yo' miserable ass off de face uh de continent, ya' little shit. Man! If only ya' could gots knode whut unholy retribushun yo' little "clever" comment wuz about t'brin' waaay down downon ya', maybe ya' would gots held yo' fuckin' tongue. But ya' couldn't, ya' dun didn't, and now youse payin' de price, ya' goddamn idiot. Man! ah' gots'ta shit fury all upside ya' and ya' gots'ta drown in it. Man! Youse fuckin' wasted, kiddo. 'S coo', bro. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 21:48, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo. Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 21:53, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong subreddit and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:03, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Sirs, this is a Wendy's --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:06, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so bitch. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Corpse and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT. Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:16, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Why the fuck did you just fucking archive this forum, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class from Wikipedocracy, and that I've been involved in numerous raids on the RationalWiki, and I have hacked over 300 protected pages. I am trained in page move vandalism and I'm the top pageblanker in the entire Uncyclopedia vandal squad. This thread is nothing to me but just another toy. I will un-archive it with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with archiving retarded forum threads like this one on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spambots across the USA and your account is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, janny. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your admin career. You're fucking banned, kid. I can crash pages anywhere, anytime and I can destroy Uncyclopedia in over seven hundred different ways, and that's just with my crappy laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in DDOSing, but I have access to this entire site's servers and leaked admin and interface operator passwords, and I will use it to wipe Uncyclopedia and this forum off the fucking web, you little shit. If only you had known what unholy retribution your little "archibe" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would not have clicked that "Save changes" button. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will furiously vandalize all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:17, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

Okay Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here; but Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 22:22, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

What tha feck didja just say about me, ya little betch? I'll have yah know I gradooated tawp of my class in tha Navy Seahls, and I've been invohlved in nOOmerous raids on Al-qaida, and I have ovah a hund'ed confemed kills. I aym traihned in guhrehllah wahfayah and iy'm the tawp snipah in the entiyah YooEss ahmed fohces. Yoo ah nothing tah me buht juhst anothah tahget. I will wipe yoo the feck out with pahcision tha likes of which we've nevah seen own this Eahth, mahk my feckin' wehds. Yoo think youh can get away with saying theyat sheyat ohn the Intahnet? think agahin, feckah. Ahs we speahk I aym cowntahctin' my secreht netwehk ah' spies awl acrows tha yooessayy and yah' IP is bein' traced right now so yah' betteh prepayah fuh the stowm, maggeht. Tha stowm that wipes out tha pathetic li'l thing yoo call youwah life. Youw'ah feckin' dead, kehd. I can be anywheyah, anytiyum, and I can kill ya' in ovah seven hund'ed ways, and thayt's juhst with my bayah haynds. Nowt ownly aym I extensively tahrayned in unahmed cowmbat, but I hayve access to tha entiyah ahsenal of the Yoonited Staytes Mahrine Cowahps and I wyll uhse it to its fuhll extehnt to wipe yah meserhable ass owf the fayce of tha cowntinent, yah liddle shyet. If owhnly yoo couldah knohwn what unhowly retrahbution yah little "clevah" cw'oment wahs about tah bring down on yoo, maybe yah woulda held yah feckin' tongue. But yah couldn't, yah didnt, and now youwa'h payin' tha pahrice, yah gaddamn idjit. I will sheat fuoory awl ovah you and yoo will drowhn in it. Youwah feckin dehd, kehddo. Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:07, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website. That's why it's called a coding lab. Because it's a lab for coding. There, I'm "devoted" to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of. Uh... cool things to look at. Cool wiki-text. Cool CSS. So uh... you should give me thumbsucker. But before you read further, I do have to say, I have your mother. I stole your mother because I saw that my mother disappeared. And I thought it was you who stole my mother. We should do a trade. With the mothers. Not the things I said before.

Why you should give me thumbsucker

You see, with an edit count as FAT as me, it is only fucking necessary that you give my thumbsucker. Like seriously, it is fucking crazy to me that no one has given my thumbsucker yet. I HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH EDITS AS ALL OF THE ADMINS COMBINED IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. I MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS WEBSITE'S EDITS! I REVAMPED THREE FUCKING UNCYCLOPROJECTS'S MAIN PAGES, AS A USER! It's fucking crazy that I still dno't have Thumbsucker.

What happens when you don't.

WELL, YOU SEE... I will kill your mother. Then I will use my knowledge into javascript to burn the fuck outta these servers. Then I will hack into the FUCKING AMERICAN NUCLEAR SYSTEM. You see, there was a data-breach I found after using my password brute-forcer given to me from some Islamic rebellion fighters during the events of 9/11. I will use the Afghani password breacker technology to breach into the system disguised as an Icelandic viewer, use the data breach to breach someone's account, and then BLOW UP THE ENTIRETY OF FUCKING EUROPE! And after your fucking Northern lights post, if I see you in real life, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Ah... the story of Icarus, the boy that fell from grace by flying too close to the sun... and you're trying to bring the sun down to the fucking Earth. SO I'LL DO IT FIRST! Ain't no stopping me now... I'm gonna be on the moon! I'm gonna turn into the fucking Minotaur! Trapped in this endless maze only to be murdered eventually if you don't give me that role! If you don't, I'll give you your own wax wings, and through you thousands of feet into the fucking air! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:10, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

you're not getting thumbsucker twice 00:14, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

I'm gonna tell you a story

I'm gonna tell you about my town

I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby

Aah, it's all about my town

Yeah, down by the river

Down by the banks of the river Charles

(Aah, that's what's happening, baby)

That's where you'll find me,

Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves

(Aah, but they're cool people)

Well I love that dirty water,

Oh, Boston you're my home

(Ooh, you're the number one place)

Frustrated women,

(I mean they're frustrated)

Have to be in by twelve o'clock

(oh, that's a shame)

But I'm a-wishin' and a-hopin'

(oh)

That just once those doors weren't locked

(I like to take time with my baby, walk around)

Well I love that dirty water,

Oh, Boston, you're my home

(Oh yeah)

*Kickass harmonica solo*

'Cause I love that dirty water,

Aaooh, Boston, you're my home

(Ooh yeah)

Well I love that dirty water,

(I love it, baby)

Love that dirty water,

(I love Boston)

Love that dirty water,

(Have ya heard about the strangler?)

Love that dirty water,

(I'm the man, I'm the man)

Love that dirty water, Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:15, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

the water is dirty due to pollution (turb0-sunrise throws used batteries into it) 00:16, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

no i throw my used batteries at yankees fans downtown Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:18, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

I'm gonna tell you a story

I'm gonna tell you about my town

I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby

Aah, it's all about

how my life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:24, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

is that the show where william smith goes to los angeles 07:54, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

indeed, that's the show where Willard Carroll Smith II goes to a neighborhood in Los Angeles. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:29, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

oh ok 10:38, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Am I funny?

Am I? Soviet☭ Free votes 00:20, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

are you? Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:28, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

are any of us? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:57, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

funny as learning that the user created the six minutes before me was called "Penisgreg". 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 14:52, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

funny as reading a featured article not written by me or turb0 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:20, 29 November 2025 (UTC)

umm

so, the unsignpost used to have another bostonian editing way, way back in the day. i guess we're magnetized to bullshit like that Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:33, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

who was it? are you their sock? i'm interrogating you btw --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:34, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

TURB0 HAS BEEN BANNED FOR 10,000 YEARS FOR SOCKPUPPETING EVERY SINGLE ACCOUNT FROM BOSTON Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 01:42, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

TURB0 IS THE ONLY BOSTONIAN EVER --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:43, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

i wonder what walbro would think of me Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:44, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

I wonder what walbro would think of all of us --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:52, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

we'll have to wait for the mighty walbro to come back and vandalize Uncyclopedia to find out. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:55, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

i hope he goes here --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:59, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

YUO ARE ALL OF INTO TURDLICKERS AND I ARE OF DEAD AND THE DANNYPINO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN INTO OF SAVINGS ME --Totally walbro (don't check the revision history)

the wolverhampton appears 13:18, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

a wild wolverhampton appears! and his name is... wolverhampton CENAAAAAA (who is a bostonian) Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:21, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

i'm not a huge fan of this new wolverhampton variant honestly 13:24, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

at least he's not annoying about it. secondly, he can kick just about anybody's ass Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 13:27, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

let's hope he doesn't make categories called "wolverboston upon the suckiness of yankees" or something --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:06, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

but if he ever appears, we should permanently exile him to aracuanía 17:29, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

we should make him create UnGames:Tic Tac Toe subpages --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:58, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:07, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:07, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:08, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

19:09, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston19:10, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

19:55, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA BRUINS 19:56, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

--AAAA AAAA AA AAAAAA AAA 01:42, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

I made a template out of Gerg's rather hilarious request for thumbsucker

User:Fish on skates/Gimme thumbsucker --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:49, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

vibeo

are there any hollow knight players here that can confirm this? 20:58, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

hey all

long time no see what did i miss :pleading face emoji: Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:01, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

moccasins. Soviet☭ Free votes 00:02, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

holy shit it's brown... oh wait holy brown it's shit Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:03, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Woa h. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:03, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

existential crisis amirite Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:05, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Wanna be added to Template:Active Users on Uncyclopedia? Soviet☭ Free votes 00:06, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

oh hi there Brown9622. long time no see, indeed. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:08, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CHAT ACTIVE NOW THAT I'VE POSTED A MESSAGE HERE HOLY ME Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:09, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

you're welcome Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:10, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

alright @Brown9622:, here's a quick what happened:
- i'm the guy who made a bunch of element articles btw
- we got a couple new big users that suck thumbs now (turb0, me, and probably a lot of others)
- the unsignpost was revived, then i ripped it off
- AIBOPAAT lays in ruin after the Armistice of Chanada
- honestly just read Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:11, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

alr thanks for answering the question, now i'll go make an article on fnf pibby and have it be the most 12yo-core article ever Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:15, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

Who are you? (I'm a fairly new user) Soviet☭ Free votes 00:16, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

1. my name is brown9622, i used to be SUPER active here back in 2022-23, i made a bunch of element articles
2. just realized uncyc in general is very active rn holy shit :face holding back tears:

Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

you may remember me as the bostonian who wouldn't shut up, and i'm a leading candidate (along with gerg) for adminship next april Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:20, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

@Brown9622: wtf is a fnf pibby
I know what a fnf is (Friday Night Funkin') but who is this pibby guy 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:23, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

learning with pibby's basically "your favorite series get overtaken by the darkness" and a whole fnf thing sprouted from it and apparently i'm now in it ever since my totally intentional unhiatus
also pibby's a girl lmao Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 00:31, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

what the fuck is a brown Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:31, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

same thing as a bruin --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:42, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

here's the thing, a bruin is a scottish word for bear, and brown is a ??? Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:56, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

A colour. Soviet☭ Free votes 02:19, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

bruin is the dutch word for brown (source: i googled it and scrolled past the ai overview) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:20, 29 November 2025 (UTC)

how to increase website productivity

this is based on the theory that productivity equals $A/U$, with A being articles, and U being how many active users there are.

1. have a user create one article
2. have one bot ban every user, and increase the 429 error bug to make it always happen for IPs, and make account deletion impossible for everyone, at the same time as the creation of said article, making there be 0 active users
3. we have one article and zero active users, meaning we now have an expression of $1/0$, which may or may not be infinity
4. infinite productivity

who wants to do this? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 02:35, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: that sounds like a good idea! what could go wrong?
btw, when you mentioned "A/U", what my mind first thought of were Undertale AUs. take that as you will. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:42, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

undertale AU where sans is called moccasans and nothing has changed except he's a moccasin and makes moccasin puns 05:24, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

this is an awful idea actually 15:41, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

also frisk is john and toriel is goth garfield (i know way too much about undertale for someone who's never played it) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:20, 29 November 2025 (UTC)

Priest Goofball(er)

On that one day at that one time, or that one name of that one guy. This is that one thing that I did on that one day that ate my life away.

For those who don't get it, see here, here, and here.

🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 03:19, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

hey wait i recognize this guy from somewhere 06:13, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula:

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:54, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

no, it's not from that one 16:04, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: it's most likely from the same creator, tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:11, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

yeah i know who priest goofball is, and also who created it. i just don't remember where he originally came from (i haven't seen most of TEOX's deltarot videos and i don't even know if he created the character or not) 17:00, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: according to this Reddit post, TEOX is the original creator of the goofball guy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:45, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

ok cool 19:44, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

Template question

Anyone know if there's a template for a user that doesn't have a userpage? Soviet☭ Free votes 15:38, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, it's called {{User page empty}}. 15:41, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

Thank you. Soviet☭ Free votes 16:39, 27 November 2025 (UTC)

happy 1 year and 1 day being here

apparently i created my account on AMERICAN thanksgiving 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:10, 28 November 2025 (UTC)

that sounds cool 00:45, 29 November 2025 (UTC)

um akshually thanksgiving is dependent on the day of the week, not the day of the month :B --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:20, 29 November 2025 (UTC)