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:3 15:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Giggity giggity, googity goo. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:44, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:47, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

pspspspspspspspspssps TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:47, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

*bites your hand off* 16:26, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:27, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

says the guy with no hands 16:29, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

what's this then? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:32, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

feet 16:33, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm guessing you're going to eat those too TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

does the cat... drive the truck?!??! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:35, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

no, i'd rather eat one 16:36, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

i got some catnip for ya TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:37, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

she's gonna bite off your foot or whatever you're holding the catnip with --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:40, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

4K version of this gif when M K 16:46, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

you'll have to ask triki-troyl --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:49, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

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fjioeahfeubyiqhawjehfbucjwrsEOFnavwjrof4wufbu48f48fearyiuofsubiofhr34280r0b --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:35, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

say,

I should make a category for the variants of 1225.gif. idk what to call it though. i'm thinking Category:Driving in my car right after a beer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:49, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

i made one before. it was category:Hey that bump... TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:50, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

I kinda want to put all the lyrics in nested categories, and then Category:TRUCK! would actually house the 1225 GIFs --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:52, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

ask alula TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:58, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula: surely it merits a category now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:59, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

maybe one, but not several 17:37, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:40, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

driving in my boat right after a fish 21:28, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

hey that bump is shaped like a dish --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:34, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

DUI? how about you fry? 08:45, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

i'll catch 100 fish in an hour --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:49, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

little do you know i've filled up on bass 15:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

HUH!

TIL us plebs can actually huff things!!! (sorta kinda not really) M K 04:31, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

and if a rollbacker (like me!) moves a page without a redirect, the old title will say it's been deleted --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:44, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm a rollbacker too, don't forget TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:47, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

so am i 15:51, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

are you hitting on me? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

no 15:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:53, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:55, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Question

Should I get my bot to remove all Undictionary and Unpoetia pages from Special:Shortpages? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 15:59, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Soviet? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Shortpages is Shortpages!!! Obviously not Shortages!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Soviet.--Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:14, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

it was autocorrect TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 16:27, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, read the edit summary. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:29, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Soviet's autocorrect? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Shortpages is Shortpages!!! Obviously not Shortages!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Soviet's autocorrect.--Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:34, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

miaooow 17:07, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Someone please answer my question. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:10, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

no, i'll just get a sysadmin to do it instead 17:14, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: Uhhh sure go ahead or something 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:29, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

too late, i've already asked a sysadmin to get those namespaces excluded 17:48, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: I'm still seeing a lot of Undictionary and Unpoetia entries in Special:ShortPages 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:51, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

i didn't say that i'd gotten an answer yet, just that i'd asked them to do it 17:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

I'll get my bot to do it. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:04, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

no, don't. it's not necessary 21:08, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Alula:Why's it unnecessary? The disambiguation pages are kept off of Special:Shortpages. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:11, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

because it's just pointless work. those namespaces as a whole shouldn't be there to begin with if they clog the list up, and in that case it's a lot better to get a sysadmin to exclude them rather than doing a lot of edits to achieve the exact same thing but worse (since the ones the bot didn't get will still be there) 19:23, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

FINALLY

minecraft finally works for me for the first time in like a month TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:28, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

mime craft 21:40, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

mimecrock TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

minecrap 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:42, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: * Turb0 will remember that. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:44, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: ??? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:46, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

turb0 needs to mine ten hundred bubsidian to make his dog 3 colors now 21:47, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: That's what you deserve for saying Minecraft is Mincrap, DaniPine! Or as Alula called you in your personal DMs... "DaddyPine". I SAW IT! You can't hide the evidence forever! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:48, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

uhm... i just call him LaziBum 21:52, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

* turb0 will remember that TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 22:28, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

@alula: why does he need to do that also why did you call me daddypine 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:37, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

* Alula is L10nM4st3r confirmed --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:04, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Mining ten hundred bubsidian is child's play. I have mined well over three and a half thousand on one server. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:57, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

to be honest, i normally just hang out in hypixel lobbies TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:58, 14 February 2026 (UTC)

Puny mortal. The true path to godhood is pathed with bubsidian. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:05, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

I still haven't recovered from the obsidian-sickness, help me — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:06, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

*bubsidian --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:07, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

the path to godhood is made by dying in a bed. this is a reference to a piece of media none of you probably know about. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:18, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

that's LPTEW for ya --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Skeets

apparently, the bluesky ceo fucking hates it when we call posts on bluesky, skeets.

so.

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:07, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

skitter --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:18, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

scritter GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:19, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

spitter --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:22, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

skeeter GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

scooter --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:31, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

slooterGlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:42, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

stooter --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:57, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

stoater 11:57, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

toaster --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:30, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

courser 13:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

courter --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:06, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

non-important update

we've finished making file:ASBOWAAT.png on wplace. it's on gravina island (next to ketchikan) if someone wants to see it

thanks to: Fish on skates for once again filling in a pretty significant amount of it and TabletGenesis for both recognizing the image and getting the website's URL wrong :p 08:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

I put the AIBOPAAT moccasin in moccasin, california --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:25, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

i didn't even notice until now. and i also didn't notice that it's that tiny. maybe AIBOPAAT has warped my perception of how small a pixel can be 23:36, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

I'm probably gonna make the uncyclopedia logo text below the potato, but idk what to put below "uncyclopedia" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:37, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

what about "the pixel-free encyclopedia"? 20:26, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

hugs

hugs are better then sex GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:23, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:26, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

read my signature carefully GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:28, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

agree, hugs are awesome --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:04, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOO

my userpage font is gone TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 15:10, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

!!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

all persons who vote for me on VFS once it comes around get a boston citizenship TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:44, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

no thanks, i heard its water is pretty dirty 17:56, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

we have other water sources TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:58, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

If you vote for ME, you get nothing. Bitch and wine as you want, but you literally won't get anything. It's up to you to determine if I'm cool, not by any premium one way first class ticket to ALBUQUERQUE! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:11, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

it's nice to see everyone planning for VFS one and a half months before it's even open 18:15, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

technically less than a month and a half (damn you february) TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:25, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

what is vfs? M K 18:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

the month of terror that causes admins to exist TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

and I believe turb0 is referencing this --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:45, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: UN:VFS - it stands for "vote for sysop". it's a voting done every year in a certain month to get new admins in a democratical way. despite being a total mess, I'd argue Uncyclopedia has a better democratical system than most countries in this world (proof of this: I was voted to be an admin :] ) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

@MK: dani doesn't want people to know this, but he actually bribed all of us other admins at the time in order to secure the vote. don't buy into his lies 23:57, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

and we can trust alula because she's also dani TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:59, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

yup, it was my master plan to bribe the remaining admins while voting for myself thrice 00:03, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

M K 00:13, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

is that nokotan 00:15, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

indeed, she is my deer friend :3 M K 01:54, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:59, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

15:13, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:28, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

one day i'm gonna watch open season just to see this scene 15:28, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

one day i'm gonna play deltarune just to get all the references scattered about the unencyclopedia --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:31, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

jokes on you about 70% of the deltarune references on this wiki aren't even part of the game 15:34, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

I can't wait to find Rimdle and Friend Inside Me --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:38, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

M K 15:57, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:59, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

M K 16:01, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

one day i'm gonna actually animate the alula version --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:16, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

honestly might be able to rotoscope it over the existing animation, might not be too hard (I say as I most definitely am not going to even try) M K 20:44, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

ok so I have to ask

how does one get the CHICKEN tag --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:57, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

you add it manually to an edit 16:57, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:02, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Is this available on mobile? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:05, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

It's not :( (probably) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:05, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

it almost definitely isn't, unless you hit the button that switches to desktop view (which is unironically way better than the mobile skin even on mobile) 17:07, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

thanks Gergdown I can't read --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:25, 17 February 2026 (UTC)