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The wobbly absorbed BONER moccasins.

The last person to edit was Alula!

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hey that bump[edit source]

is shaped like a deer Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:55, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

DUI, how about you di- hey wait a minute alula where did the rest of the forum go? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:58, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
up your ass Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
it got hit by asgore's bergentruck Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:59, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
oh thank sophia I thought it had been eaten by that malicious story-eating cat 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:01, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
i wouldn't be celebrating so soon. it looks like she just ate all the factoids Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:04, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Did you just run over Squaw Deer? That's an atrocity not even I could stand for. Also, I think you archived this page a bit too early. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 22:07, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
huh, it's been a while since I heard that name... I wonder what that guy has been up to recently. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:14, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
hasn't edited since February i believe Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
@Turb0-Dumbass: uhm actually he edited until april 🤓 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:34, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
listen i'm tired as fuck Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
not an excuse, february and late april are two completely different times of the year Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:56, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
i said "i believe" Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
I shoved a pineapple up my apple Gabri growl sniff 02:38, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
I shoved a pen in your pineapple apple --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:32, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

piss[edit source]

piss GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:13, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

laser --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:29, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

Archive when[edit source]

it's been 0 days since the last archive we need an archive NOW 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:43, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: you really are impatient huh 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:45, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
yeah, we usually archive these about -21 days in. have some patience, please Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:48, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
sorry i'm uh... strapped to a building travelling through space at about 0.9999999 times the speed of light. time appears to move much slower 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:51, 2 November 2025 (UTC)

huh[edit source]

the site sertificate needs to be renewed apparently Alula.gifAlula.gif 08:52, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: and who's in charge to renew it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
the sysadmins. also it's fixed. all the americans can rejoice in not experiencing this problem at all Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:43, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
false. i experienced a privacy error that may have been anywhere from a few minutes to all night. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
oh. i kinda just assumed that it started maybe an hour before i woke up (which should be when a lot of you are asleep, assuming you don't fuck up your sleep schedules constantly like i do) Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:42, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
it was at about 8:45 PM over here Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
ah. i guess i was just late in noticing Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:22, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

floors[edit source]

I speak mosquitoes, Iran is a fish, trumpet players carpet bombing the violinists, I eat doorknobs. Solve for x. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:48, 3 November 2025 (UTC)

x=sqrt124 Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 13:00, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
wrong, X = 67 to the power of Halo 2 168.11.96.2 (talk) 13:08, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
i was close though Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
I thought it was 39 x walrus to the power of moccasins. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 17:35, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

I win![edit source]

Victory is mine! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

NAH.

i win.,,, and don't complsin about this "trend"... I WIN! 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 22:32, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Tooeth baddeth! foreth ieth shalleth complaineth abouteth thyneeth threadeth! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
I shall changeth the tytle to ye olde butchered englishe! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:51, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Please archive[edit source]

There are 7 too many sections (including this one) — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:07, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

When archive[edit source]

yeah, i agree. we need to archive this. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 23:17, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe[edit source]

it's been too long since archibe Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

archibe — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:36, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
archibe 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 00:37, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
archibe — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:56, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
archibe Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
archibe Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:23, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker[edit source]

Bad Motherfucker Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 00:41, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
Bad Motherfucker — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 00:56, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu[edit source]

TropicalPanther: Instead of forum chats, let’s do Uncord messages!

no Alula.gifAlula.gif 05:10, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
yes 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:42, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
no Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
never Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:48, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
not a chance Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
on tuesdays 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 14:57, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
no Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

Fish on skates: Ok

The section to end all sections[edit source]

I have seen the end of the world as we know it a couple of times in my life Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:31, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

what's it like Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
It goes on a small ride, then travels directly upwards before going straight down again. In the process you will likely become soaked in water Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:42, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
I hope you realized that i was talking about a Legoland water slide Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:04, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
does it say Leonard Bernstein --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:00, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
No, it says "The end of the world as we know it". That's where the name is from Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:08, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

I win![edit source]

Victory is mine! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif

NO, I WIN. I'M A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!..................... I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:51, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif
Who cares program.png Bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:00, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
HOLY SHIT!!!.gif LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:02, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

I win![edit source]

Victory is mine! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:12, 5 November 2025 (UTC)

NO, I WIN. I'M A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!..................... I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:04, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Who cares program.png Bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:46, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

woah[edit source]

yeah so it turns out after digging through some unsignpost archives a user named Cassie deleted the whole main page somehow for some reason 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:57, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

hey wait a second i remember that happening Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:07, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
happens --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 14:13, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
yeah Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:44, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

I ATE MICHAEL JACKSON[edit source]

MANY SUCH CASES! Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 22:22, 6 November 2025 (UTC)

Did you know the Titanic was the first ship to use "shut the hell up" and gamer rage in their messages?[edit source]

it's technically true. the titanic was trying to communicate with the RMS Carpathia nearby (which was the ship closest to them) and the RMS Asian (also very close) but was interrupted by the RMS Frankfurt (not very close but had a huge signal). the titanic then said, was "What is the matter?", which, i should say, the titanic hit an iceberg about 1 and a half hours ago. in which, the titanic officer said "FOOL! YOU FOOL! STAND BY! STAND BY! STAND BY AND KEEP THE HELL OUT! KEEP OUT! KEEP OUT! KEEP OUT!". i wish this was a joke but it actually happened. i'm putting this in DYK submissions 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 03:18, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

update: i put it in dyks 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 03:25, 7 November 2025 (UTC)
i feel like turb0's gonna love this Alula.gifAlula.gif 07:29, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know --Chicken4War / talk to me 11:59, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:31, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 15:34, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:05, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:09, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:47, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:23, 7 November 2025 (UTC)

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Share this with everyone you know Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:56, 7 November 2025 (UTC)