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The bad mannered, emancipated oversighting operating systems in question

The last [#1 SALESMAN 1997] to edit was Fish on skates!

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pulverize this fuck

with my Bergentruck 22:17, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

it seems you're out of luck! TRUCK! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:14, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

hey, don't spoil the ending! 23:16, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

the ending of what --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:22, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

the ending of YOUR FORSAKEN LIFE!!!!

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:24, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

damn, that line hits like a truck 23:24, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

so does this drawing i made --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:52, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

that one hits more like a raft than anything else 09:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

poll time

who is alula running over?!??!

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Turb0

Fish

DaniPie

Gerg

OPOSSUM

Alula

Somebody else

There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 21:35, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 5DFF5300CA235ACD2AE985137D0931F8

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:29, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: you forgot OPOSSUM in there 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:31, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

who the fuck voted for me TURB0-SUNRIS33 21:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

probably alula 21:35, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

you should be afraid, Turb0-Sunrise. that means she's coming for you. and fastly approaching. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:36, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so that was a joke, i wasn't the one who voted for turb0 21:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

i was --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:38, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: wait, hold on, that must mean... by process of elimination... that the one you're going after, is... *gulp*... m-me???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

no, i'm going after DaniPie 21:44, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

who is Alula running over?!??!

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DaniPine3

DaniPine3

DaniPine3

DaniPine3

DaniPine3

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:50, 21 January 2026.

poll-id ACF1DB65810FB974D40CD19232450923

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:50, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

this poll is lame. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:04, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

is this poll lame?!??!

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Yes

No

DaniPine3

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 22:24, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 125787F1BE782898CBD52CD6CFE4402F

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:24, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3

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They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 23:03, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 1AFD4132858E52D8DB9D43349A4C8D87

23:03, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

Greetings

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Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website.

That's why it's called a coding lab.

Because it's a lab for coding.

There, I'm "devoted"'"`UNIQ--choose-0000001B-QINU`"' to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of.

Uh... cool things to look at.

Cool wiki-text.

Cool CSS.

So uh... you should give me thumbsucker.

There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 23:37, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 47CDB0275C6CC3354D21E804C4EA0AC0

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

From now on you will only be allowed to fit two lines between poll tags. Do you accept this?

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Yes

There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 23:54, 21 January 2026.

poll-id C8DAFC44CC7A4C446E08240C7555DAA1

– Preceding unsigned comment added by alula (talk • contribs)

alula didn't sign

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ok

and also

i'm adding as many lines as i want

so there

haha

get rekt

english muffin

There were 32 votes since the poll was created on 23:56, 21 January 2026.

poll-id F976DB860D29D46C93FCCF9A1D220240

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:56, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so it turns out that a lot of people want to run over turb0 07:46, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

based on a true story most likely --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:57, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

this would imply i had a driver's license (i don't) 17:42, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

who needs that? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

people who don't know how to drive 18:26, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

driving without a license is illegal im pretty sure. drunk driving is also illegal. therefore, if you do both at the same time, it'll cancel out and be legal --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

MITK SONG RANKINGS PART TWO!!! (copied over from archive51 because the poll is not over)

That's right! We're doing a second round of these! You, yes YOU guys can vote on several MITK and BiB songs! We're using a 1-10 ranking system now, as it's wayyy more convenient. You can also cast two extra votes to your favourite song. So what are you waiting on? Put on your moccasins., and VOTE!

HERE'S THE LINK!!! VOTE HOW YOU WANT!!!

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

can i put IQALUIT EARRAPE 2 as the one that'll get two extra votes? 22:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: sure 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i might make escape from ojai music. the squaw deer marathon could be fun to compose for --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so when is the poll over? 19:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: 18:03, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: Uhhh February 1st, 2026 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:04, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, due to a lack of voters, I've kidnapped some Argentinian men to vote. That should increase the numbers. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 22:26, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

MK MK FUCK ME! 22:28, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3 DANIPINE3 GET CRUSHED! 22:38, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Alula ALULA GET TØRST! 22:42, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise Turb0-Sunrise YANKEES SUCK! 23:03, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: how'd you forget the capitalization AND the blinking, smh smh 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:09, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Fish on skates FISH ON SKATES GET TROUTED! 23:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Soviet SOVIET IN RUSSIA, YOU FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER 23:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

RIDERS ON THE GAY

TJERES A KILLER A ON THE ROAD HIS BRAI NSI SQUIRMING LIKE A TOAD TAKE A LONG HOLIDAY LET YOUR CHDILRNE PLAY FIO IF A MAN RIDE SWEET FAMILY WILL RIDE KILLER OF IN THE ROAE YEAHOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders ON THE SGAY RIDERS ON THE GAY INTO THIS HOSUE WERE BORBN INTO THIS WORLS WERE THROWN LIKE A BOG WITHOUT A BOAN RIDERS OUT LONOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

what the shit TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

what the fucking fuckOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

don't let your sisters/cats/sister cats anywhere near your keyboard from now on --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:46, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the toad 22:49, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on a splode --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:55, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the codeOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 00:20, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders a la mode --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the tomb 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:33, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders in the womb --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:38, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the goonOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 02:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the spoon --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the doom 21:30, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders bring the boom --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:27, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders bring the moon 18:29, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders pantaloon --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:31, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders uhh... i forgot 18:34, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders uhh... tater tot --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:37, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

OH DEAR

GUYS. GET OUT OF RECENT CHANGES. I ACCIDENTIALLY MOVED A TEMPLATE WITH 340 TRANSCLUSIONS WITH WTOOLS WITHOUT ASKING FOR FLOOD. OH DEAR MAMA LLAMA

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:02, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

wtools never ceases to entertain --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:05, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

Archibe

Does my talk page need an archibe? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:13, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

not until people complain of lag --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:15, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: you kept bugging me to archive my page, so it's only fair now I bug you to do the same.
my pc browser lasted 5 whole seconds to load your talkpage. that clearly means you have to archive. so archibe. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:18, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know what your talking about me bugging you to archibe but okay. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:19, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I can't archibe because I'm on mobile and unable to select all. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

totally not a rickroll (also, if i recall, it was turb0 that wanted DaniPine to archibe) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:23, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: hold on I confused you for Turb0 for a sec nevermind
(it is true it took 5 seconds to load, so maybe it's not a bad idea to archive) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:26, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

How do I get that thing that shows all archibes? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

do you mean the list of archibes? because it's right below the text that says who last won 00:10, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i think they're talking about the template that shows talk page archibes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:15, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

arcjove noew

doe it now arhvkoig it ples do it I need it to be arhcigrvedOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:17, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

very stupid question

does anyone know of somewhere that i can find decent sound effects of seals? 18:42, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

google TURB0-SUNRIS33 18:46, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

en passant --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:59, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i've tried that, and all of the free sound libraries don't have any decent ones 19:01, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

youtube --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:04, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

what would you want sound effects of seals for? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

for sealese stuff 23:31, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

For those who don't know, the link to the translator is right here. Now scram!

But be careful. Glargh is watching.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:49, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm looking for sound effects, not a translator 00:38, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

make your own by summoning your inner seal --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:

jesus christ 8 bit night is peak im gonna mail you my soul Schism (talk) 00:16, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

holy shit it gets better there's a sequel Schism (talk) 00:17, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise is Toby Fox confirmed --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:21, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: You can do the uhh poll thingy I made right here if you want MORE bangers. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:25, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: and there is a sequel TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:37, 24 January 2026 (UTC)