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The lazy, fervent nosing puffery

The last [Little Sponge] to edit was ColonelKurtz!

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it's been too long since archibe General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 19:34, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

it seems you're out of luck! TRUCK! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:36, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

no, it's too early for that line 20:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Mispelling ("archive" as "archibe") OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 3:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

I haven't looked at the archive, so I don't know. Moccasin. OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 4:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Looked at Archive 50, I definitely agree. Moccasin moccasin moccasin. OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 4:34, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

who are you 07:19, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

I have no clue OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 7:42, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

spelling archive as archibe is kind of a LPTEW inside joke. i think it came from Kakun but i'm not really sure. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

MITK SONG RANKINGS PART TWO!!!

That's right! We're doing a second round of these! You, yes YOU guys can vote on several MITK and BiB songs! We're using a 1-10 ranking system now, as it's wayyy more convenient. You can also cast two extra votes to your favourite song. So what are you waiting on? Put on your moccasins., and VOTE!

HERE'S THE LINK!!! VOTE HOW YOU WANT!!!

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

can i put IQALUIT EARRAPE 2 as the one that'll get two extra votes? 22:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: sure 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i might make escape from ojai music. the squaw deer marathon could be fun to compose for --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so when is the poll over? 19:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: 18:03, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: Uhhh February 1st, 2026 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:04, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

uhh

i got the star wars imperial march for the random image General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 20:09, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah sometimes random images aren't actually images, seen best in User:Dr. Skullthumper/wtf. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:11, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I got an image of an Alula plush once. I can send an image of it for proof. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:45, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i hope i get that image you send as the random image --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:52, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Here you go

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:07, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

the random image game:

something you uploaded - 10 points

something an active user uploaded - 5 points

featured image - 5 points

image used in featured article - 2 points

image you recognize - 1 point

audio file - -1 point

let's see who gets the most --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:58, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Vandalize OPOSSUM's Userpage and Become the Next Moccasin Man!

I'm sorry, guys, but I am officially DONE with moccasins. Maybe Chicken4War was right after all.

I, OPOSSUM, the guy who started the "moccasins" thing, the original Moccasin Man, am sick of 'em. Basically everone on this site (including me, of course) has spammed those poor shoes to death. So I am starting the "Beat a Dead Shoe" Moccasin Man Competition!

Rules

1. Vandalize the fuck out of my (OPOSSUM's) userpage!
2. Whoever writes the word "moccasin" or "moccasins" the most times will become the next Moccasin Man.
3. Results will be counted at 0:00 AM, January 13, UTC.
4. I will count the full number of moccasins each user spams using CTRL+F.
5. Do not add more than 100 "moccasin"s in a single edit. If you do, you'll be disqualified.
6. Happy vandalism!

Get ready!!!!! This is a bad idea, but I must do what I must do. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:40, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

does moccaspin count as a moccasin --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:47, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

Yes, but only one. And if you remove someone else's moccasins, the other person's moccasins still count. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 20:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I'll get my bot to do it. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:04, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I can keep up, hopefully! I've just disabled Moccaspin in my commons css to stop the page from crashing. But if stuff gets too out of hand, I still might ban Moccaspin altogether. So be warned. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 21:18, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

LOL the bot isnt affected by the screen effects and can continue editing. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Now's your chance to claim an easy victory! The only three serious competitors (Fish on skates, DaniPine3 and Gergdown) have all already been disqualified!

GO GO GO GO GO!!!!! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 23:12, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: I may not be the technical winner, but we all know who the REAL Moccasin man is. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:14, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

FUCK, WRONG LINK!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:15, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

ok i fixed the link 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:15, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i thought of spamton when i read "now's your chance". i blame you, gerg --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:24, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: [JaidenAnimations]! MAY I SUGGEST YOU A [Deal] THAT WILL [Blow Your Eyes] and [[Blow My Eyes]] ??? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:38, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

[Interesting!] WHAT'S IN IT FOR THIS [#1 Rated Salesman 1997]? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:41, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

I [Dunno] 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:26, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

SO ARE WE NOW TALKING LIKE [Get rid of intrusive spam NOW!]? INTERESTING. REALLY, REALLY [Interested in a vacation like no other?] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:02, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh dear man ban banana... we really do have friends on the inside at all times, huh. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:24, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

friends on the what now? 00:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Banana, You Say? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:27, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Fish Get The Banana 00:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Can fish even digest bananas? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

let's find out --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Wow, we really are retarded. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:58, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

you (and danipine and alula) did this to me --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:03, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

the deltarot is inescapable... eventually, it shall consume as all. >:] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:06, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

not the worst thing I've been consumed by --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:07, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

and what's the worst thing that has consumed you? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:09, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

indents --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:11, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: Am I in the lead? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:47, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

No, but your bot is, but only because of a conversation I had with Fish on skates. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 01:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Can't believe Soviet's Bot is the real moccabaiter out of us all 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:53, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe it should change its name to something moccasin-related --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:21, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Hmm... possibly. OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 03:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Wait, haven't you been disqualified, Fish on skates? OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 03:29, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Ah. It was the userpage OPOSSUM was talking about, not this forum. I forgot to read the rules. OzmoOzmo (U T C OS) | click here! 04:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, there are no limits on moccasins in this forum. also, Ozmo, you should read this guide --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:04, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

RDT, MK, me, RedKingLikesPeanutButter and most of the older users don't do it either. There's nothing wrong with your signature Ozmo, pings or no pings. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 14:59, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

personally I've never understood what the whole "adding a link to the userpage in a signature template" was supposed to do. I don't have a large signature myself (yet), so I guess I'll never know. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:01, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

it mainly makes you able to ping people. l10n was mostly concerned about his discussion tool breaking though 15:05, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

how is it that not having a link to your userpage in your signature makes you unable to ping people? doesn't really makes sense to me 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:07, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

L10n said it was related to site optimization, but he said the real problem was with regular template signatures like mine, RDT's, most old users', RedKing's and MK's signatures, because those supposedly can't ping people. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:08, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

And yes, Dani, your pings work. But L10n's message always came off to me as "I make shit stupidly overcomplicated, so now all of you have to do so too." Well, that's how it sounded. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:09, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

wait, i can't ping people??? i thought i was just being ignored!! (I hereby take back all the mean things i said in my head about the people i attempted to ping) Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 15:14, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yup 15:14, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

or make like me and have the default sig Turb0-Sunrise (talk) 15:16, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

I must confess. The reason why I had a really long signature for most of my account's history was so if I ever got banned and suddenly shunned by this website (You either die a villain or you live long enough to become a SUPER-villain), they can't fuck with my signature like they did with Zana's, etc. (They changed hers to read "Formerly Annoying Crap".) OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

do you want me to revert it or something? (or well, revert-ish, most of the old signature is broken now) 15:22, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

Zana Dark's altered signature can stay for now. The point I'm trying to make is, if I get banned, if you guys suddenly turn on me, I'll have no choice in how I'm portrayed on this site in the future. At least it's a pretty dead website already. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

don't worry, i don't think anyone that's active nowadays would do that. kakun just did it for... some reason (the only thing i could find was that he wanted to get rid of all of her template contributions, kinda like the hell busters except without much success because he gave up at some point) 15:35, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

don't worry, the only reason we'd ever hate you is if you said: "Yankees (ew) rule!" Certainly nowhere near Zana the Fart Sniffer Dark levels of criminality, but pretty foul regardless Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 15:41, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

about that... General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:45, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

You know, I was the first guy to say "YANKEES RULE!" OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 15:48, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

that's it i'm boycotting you General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:50, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

that's it i'm boycotting baseball 16:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

that's it i'm boycotting norway General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:33, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

i mean, i'm not trying to come across as mean, and i'm sure l10n wasn't either, it's just that not having your userpage in brackets somewhere in the "signature" field causes pinging problems. i don't think it's needlessly complicated, just a small technical workaround --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:36, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, i'm fairly certain that the userpage link requirement is just there as an anti-spam measure 19:24, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

and so that pings work. like, if i pinged you but didn't put the link, the ping wouldn't work, like so @alula: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:11, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

you're correct, i didn't get ping-ponged by that 22:58, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: "I make shit stupidly overcomplicated, so now all of you have to do so too"
Not to start an argument or anything, but I am the messenger, not the guy in control. I didn't make the wikimedia software (it should be quite obvious), I just stated how it worked, so you didn't need to find out the hard way. I recently even found out where it is written on the wikipedia guides and shared it on that page as proof, so you guys know I'm not just talking from my ass (or couple of hours of me being straight up confused why pings don't work and making an alt just to test them). — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:27, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I think the reason it was made like that could be an anti-spam measure, and(or?) a way to not ping people if you type in a link to their userpage on something that is clearly not meant to be a discussion. (also the pings need to include a timestamp, like what is automatically generated with ~~~~) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 11:32, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

The winner is... Soviet's bot!

OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 00:08, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

time to update the opossumopedia page --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:20, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Yay! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 17:09, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 17:09, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:09, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 17:30, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

17:42, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

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07:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC) 07:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC) 07:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

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ᑎᑎkthis feels wrong... join the empire! (vandalize my user page- no seriously, do it) 13:59, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄Fish on skates (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:34, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

important

cologne blue skin spells encyclopedia as "encylopedia". where does one report this --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:25, 12 January 2026 (UTC) <skin>cologneblue</skin>

woah you're so right! Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 00:24, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

why is it called "cologne blue" anyway? it's not like it smells like cologne, and it's mostly a weird shade of yellowish beige --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:29, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

<skin>graystuff</skin> also spells it as Uncylopedia. what the hell were our ancestors on???? Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 00:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

kittens --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:39, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I needed a whole minute to realize where the typo was. I feel dumb. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

fixed 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:47, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i am donald j. kurtz and i approve this message

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

no General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:32, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

yes. turb0 likes branrot. I dont. vote for the anti-brainrot colonel. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:36, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

uno reverse General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:37, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

uno reverse denied. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:38, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:40, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh uno reversed --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:41, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

yes uh uno reverse reversed Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:42, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

we're gonna cause a universe-ending paradox aren't we --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:03, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar.turbo is a communist who will takee over Uncyclopedia unless you vote for me. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 02:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

you do realize these are two very separate things General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:14, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

its common knowledge that all Bostonians are filthy communists Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 16:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: which Commie Party of Uncyclopedia are you affiliated with --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:17, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

actually cambridge is the commie city General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:18, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

lyer Boston is the most communistiest city in the whole dang land Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 16:19, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

actually new york has the commmie for a mayor General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:22, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

people please! we can all be dirty commies --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:23, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

oh Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:05, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

can i also have a communism? :3 17:54, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

you sure can :3:3 General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 18:02, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

I am flying as we speak to Boston where I will deploy my ultimate weapon, Napalm in the Morning™ which will completely vaporize Boston and annihilate everyone who lives there to mere ash and dust. Far more affordable than nukes. 12.99$ per canister. There is no escaping Napalm in the Morning.™:3:3:3 Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 18:11, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm turb0-sunrise and i'm here to say

vote for me in UOTM and get two candy bars General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 13:52, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

distribution of counterfeit candy bars is banned here. go do something else with them 13:54, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I ate them all --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:55, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

they are real General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 13:59, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

how are you going to mail candy bars overseas/overlands --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:01, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

don't question my methods General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:16, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

unrelated, how might we get the candy bars if we are over a large body of water, say the Pacific or Atlantic ocean? or maybe just a puddle? Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 14:20, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

i'll swim General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 14:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

in this weather? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:41, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

you seem to forget where i'm from General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 15:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

lemme guess... ojai? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:11, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

nuh uh General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:14, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

new york? 16:27, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

get banned General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:32, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0 loves the Yankees. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 16:33, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

fuck you all General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:35, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0 and the Yankees sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:37, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

thats it KURTZ GET 'EM General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:38, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I saw Turb0 at the Yankees and Red Sox AL Wild Card last year, and he was wearing a Yankees jersey. I said to him, "You know the Yankees suck, right?" He smiled at me like a big goober and started yelling "YANKEES RULE! YANKEES RULE!" It was crazy, I couldn't believe it. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 16:46, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

you clowns do realize the closest i've been to a new york vs. boston game was the bruins vs. the flyers General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 16:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

You might be able to fool everybody else, but I saw what I saw. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 16:49, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

BMF looking for Turb0 Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 16:54, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0 looking for BMF 17:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Alula looking for Turb0 and BMF --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:14, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

some advice

the UN sits on its fat ass in its moral ivory tower doing absolutely nothing to prevent online flame wars, and war crimes are a social construct. feel free to Napalm away. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 17:02, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

this relates to the Eternal Yankees Civil War. Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 17:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

What do we thinc

making a page (eventually) for the "Uncyclopedia Card Game", its been a requested page since like 2006. gonna need like everyone's fursonas or whatever to put as the character for the art
Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 20:55, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

Dope idea, I dig it. BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 20:56, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

cool, but could you please actually use an image of me instead of niko? 21:00, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

oh yeah ofc, i was just too lazy to photoshop the red character (?) out of that one image on your page. i'll do that for the updates tho (i promise) Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 21:01, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

ok good 21:07, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

my goodness it's beautiful --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:24, 14 January 2026 (UTC)

These are lit! What did you use to make them? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:16, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: according to the note at the bottom of the cards, https://mtgcardsmith.com/ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:22, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

yep! i start with Photoshop to get a good image of the user, drop it into any cool background i find on the internet or from another card, and then after using mtgcardsmith, i go back to Photoshop where i have a frame animation with the shine effect moving across the screen. After that, i take it to ezgif.com to control the animation speed and the file size, and boom! its done! takes like 15 mins maybe for each Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 11:30, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: they're really cool. do you have any more of them planned? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:38, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

the thought process is to get as many done for active uncyclopedians as possible, so for you I'm thinking a tree, Soviet im thinking... a soviet, BMF will be BMF's face on something, etc. Shouldn't be too hard to get most of those done, hardest part seems to be finding a character to use lmao Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 11:42, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: do you think it'd be a good idea to also make cards from old users that aren't really active anymore, but left an important inpact on this wiki? as in like a "historical cards" section, so to say. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:50, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

oh true true, like chronarion and all the big historical figures? can do Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 11:52, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm looking forward to seeing the 4.252.99.182 card 13:53, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

and the nintendorulez card --Dame Fish on skates CUN 14:17, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i don't think nintendorulez was a "big historical figure" if i'm being honest here 17:27, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe he can be less powerful then --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:31, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i mean, i just noticed that he got a card anyway, so i guess that's settled 17:36, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

idk who's who when it comes to older names, so lowkey I've just been making whomsoever appears somewhere where i can see them Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 17:40, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

you should make one for yourself --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:23, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

i approve Schism (talk) 21:56, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

maybe there could be items modeled after certain famous pages (AAAAAAAAA!, Kitten huffing, etc) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:22, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

@MK: You gotta do me. (I'm just that cool). I can draw the art for the card. I am no experienced artist, but I was the guy who drew the Grue on the Delaware! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:25, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: I'm a bit more experienced with drawing and editing images. maybe I could gelp you with your card :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:29, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Sorry, I don't accept gelp. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:31, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

im on my weekend break, I'll get back to it all on monday... dani can def gelp u in the meantime Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) ✮` 🎀 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀 🎀 `✮ 20:34, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

new word unlocked --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:39, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

burenyuu

the big neco arc at ketchikan is now finished
thanks to: Fish on skates for filling in a bunch of it and Cambam2 for not doing anything to help 17:04, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

note: it's wplace news. i know basically no one else here uses wplace. you can ignore this if you feel like it 17:04, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

yay --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:05, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: I did use wplace for a while, although I haven't used it for several weeks now. I still could use it to check the neco arc, tho. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:07, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

okay Who the hell put the Uncyclopedia potato on Ketchikan 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:13, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

THE UNCYCLOPEDIA, obviously 17:14, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah that was me --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:19, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

question

whos Hatsune Miku and why does it sound like a Jrr Tolkien character Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 19:34, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

that's the best sentence i've ever heard, my dear fellow TURB0-SUNRIS33 19:38, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

she's the final boss of vocaloid chapter four 19:45, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

okay. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ColonelKurtz (talk • contribs)

Hatsune Miku is a jrr tolkien character --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:01, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@ColonelKurtz: Hatsune Miku is a Japanese program that micicks the sound of a human voice. being Japanese, they gave this program an anime chick as marketing, which looks like this.

Despite not being a real singer, it has gathered a lot of fans. Also there's a Japanese guy who married her even tho she's not real.
Fish on skates don't edit conflict me >:[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:02, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:04, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 20:06, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

huge image chain --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:23, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Where do I get this teapot? I want to donate it to the Synagogue. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:41, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

it's a luxury item from Hitler's Mystery Meat Grill (pictured) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:04, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

Ah yes. His home is also for sale. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

What expression are you trying to convey? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:03, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

that i like really huge metallic text images --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:37, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

me too 21:42, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

i also like moccasins --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:45, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

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--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:23, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

moccasins. 15:33, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:35, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

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--Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:20, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

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--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:56, 18 January 2026 (UTC)

my lord what have i doneOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 23:12, 18 January 2026 (UTC)