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NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank.
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Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!
Did you know?bonus points if you can spot the tytpo
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The typo is that it says 0 people care instead of 1. I, for one thing, certainly care!
it got hit by asgore's bergentruck 20:59, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
oh thank sophia I thought it had been eaten by that malicious story-eating cat 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:01, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
i wouldn't be celebrating so soon. it looks like she just ate all the factoids 21:04, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
Did you just run over Squaw Deer? That's an atrocity not even I could stand for. Also, I think you archived this page a bit too early. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:07, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
huh, it's been a while since I heard that name... I wonder what that guy has been up to recently. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:14, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
it's been 0 days since the last archive we need an archive NOW 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:43, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: you really are impatient huh 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:45, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
yeah, we usually archive these about -21 days in. have some patience, please 21:48, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
sorry i'm uh... strapped to a building travelling through space at about 0.9999999 times the speed of light. time appears to move much slower 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 21:51, 2 November 2025 (UTC)
the site sertificate needs to be renewed apparently 08:52, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
@alula: and who's in charge to renew it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
the sysadmins. also it's fixed. all the americans can rejoice in not experiencing this problem at all 10:43, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
false. i experienced a privacy error that may have been anywhere from a few minutes to all night. KUNSir Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston
oh. i kinda just assumed that it started maybe an hour before i woke up (which should be when a lot of you are asleep, assuming you don't fuck up your sleep schedules constantly like i do) 14:42, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
I speak mosquitoes, Iran is a fish, trumpet players carpet bombing the violinists, I eat doorknobs. Solve for x. 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:48, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
It goes on a small ride, then travels directly upwards before going straight down again. In the process you will likely become soaked in water 15:42, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
I hope you realized that i was talking about a Legoland water slide 18:04, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
does it say Leonard Bernstein --DameFishonskatesCUN 19:00, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
No, it says "The end of the world as we know it". That's where the name is from 19:08, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
NO, I WIN. I'M A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!..................... I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. --DameFishonskatesCUN 16:51, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME! KUNSir Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston
Bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --DameFishonskatesCUN 19:00, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!!!! KUNSir Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 19:02, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
NO, I WIN. I'M A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!..................... I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank. 20:04, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Bonus points if you can spot the tytpo --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:46, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
yeah so it turns out after digging through some unsignpost archives a user named Cassie deleted the whole main page somehow for some reason 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:57, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
hey wait a second i remember that happening 13:07, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
Did you know the Titanic was the first ship to use "shut the hell up" and gamer rage in their messages?[edit source]
it's technically true. the titanic was trying to communicate with the RMS Carpathia nearby (which was the ship closest to them) and the RMS Asian (also very close) but was interrupted by the RMS Frankfurt (not very close but had a huge signal). the titanic then said, was "What is the matter?", which, i should say, the titanic hit an iceberg about 1 and a half hours ago. in which, the titanic officer said "FOOL! YOU FOOL! STAND BY! STAND BY! STAND BY AND KEEP THE HELL OUT! KEEP OUT! KEEP OUT! KEEP OUT!". i wish this was a joke but it actually happened. i'm putting this in DYK submissions🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 03:18, 7 November 2025 (UTC)
update: i put it in dyks 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 03:25, 7 November 2025 (UTC)
i feel like turb0's gonna love this 07:29, 7 November 2025 (UTC)