Forum:Last sorry son of a bitch to edit wins not a goddamn thing!

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  Turb0-Sunrise

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  Fish on sk8s

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  OPOSSUM9

The beloved, purple wiggling drafts in question

The last [#1 SALESMAN 1997] to edit was Fish on skates!

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pulverize this fuck

with my Bergentruck 22:17, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

it seems you're out of luck! TRUCK! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:14, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

hey, don't spoil the ending! 23:16, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

the ending of what --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:22, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

the ending of YOUR FORSAKEN LIFE!!!!

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:24, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

damn, that line hits like a truck 23:24, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

so does this drawing i made --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:52, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

that one hits more like a raft than anything else 09:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

poll time

who is alula running over?!??!

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Turb0

Fish

DaniPie

Gerg

OPOSSUM

Alula

Somebody else

There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 21:35, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 5DFF5300CA235ACD2AE985137D0931F8

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:29, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: you forgot OPOSSUM in there 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:31, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

who the fuck voted for me TURB0-SUNRIS33 21:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

probably alula 21:35, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

you should be afraid, Turb0-Sunrise. that means she's coming for you. and fastly approaching. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:36, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so that was a joke, i wasn't the one who voted for turb0 21:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

i was --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:38, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: wait, hold on, that must mean... by process of elimination... that the one you're going after, is... *gulp*... m-me???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:41, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

no, i'm going after DaniPie 21:44, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

who is Alula running over?!??!

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DaniPine3

DaniPine3

DaniPine3

DaniPine3

DaniPine3

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:50, 21 January 2026.

poll-id ACF1DB65810FB974D40CD19232450923

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:50, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

this poll is lame. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:04, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

is this poll lame?!??!

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Yes

No

DaniPine3

There were 7 votes since the poll was created on 22:24, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 125787F1BE782898CBD52CD6CFE4402F

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:24, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3

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They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 23:03, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 1AFD4132858E52D8DB9D43349A4C8D87

23:03, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

Greetings

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Here at the Gerg's Coding Lab thingymajingy, I am "devoted" for the "improvement" of the coding of this website.

That's why it's called a coding lab.

Because it's a lab for coding.

There, I'm "devoted"'"`UNIQ--choose-0000001B-QINU`"' to everything every Uncyclopedian dreams of.

Uh... cool things to look at.

Cool wiki-text.

Cool CSS.

So uh... you should give me thumbsucker.

There were 11 votes since the poll was created on 23:37, 21 January 2026.

poll-id 47CDB0275C6CC3354D21E804C4EA0AC0

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

From now on you will only be allowed to fit two lines between poll tags. Do you accept this?

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Yes

There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 23:54, 21 January 2026.

poll-id C8DAFC44CC7A4C446E08240C7555DAA1

– Preceding unsigned comment added by alula (talk • contribs)

alula didn't sign

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ok

and also

i'm adding as many lines as i want

so there

haha

get rekt

english muffin

There were 32 votes since the poll was created on 23:56, 21 January 2026.

poll-id F976DB860D29D46C93FCCF9A1D220240

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:56, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so it turns out that a lot of people want to run over turb0 07:46, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

based on a true story most likely --Dame Fish on skates CUN 13:57, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

this would imply i had a driver's license (i don't) 17:42, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

who needs that? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

people who don't know how to drive 18:26, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

driving without a license is illegal im pretty sure. drunk driving is also illegal. therefore, if you do both at the same time, it'll cancel out and be legal --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:12, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

MITK SONG RANKINGS PART TWO!!! (copied over from archive51 because the poll is not over)

That's right! We're doing a second round of these! You, yes YOU guys can vote on several MITK and BiB songs! We're using a 1-10 ranking system now, as it's wayyy more convenient. You can also cast two extra votes to your favourite song. So what are you waiting on? Put on your moccasins., and VOTE!

HERE'S THE LINK!!! VOTE HOW YOU WANT!!!

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

can i put IQALUIT EARRAPE 2 as the one that'll get two extra votes? 22:17, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: sure 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 11 January 2026 (UTC)

i might make escape from ojai music. the squaw deer marathon could be fun to compose for --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:20, 12 January 2026 (UTC)

ok so when is the poll over? 19:15, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: 18:03, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

@Alula: Uhhh February 1st, 2026 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:04, 17 January 2026 (UTC)

Alright, due to a lack of voters, I've kidnapped some Argentinian men to vote. That should increase the numbers. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker

Bad Motherfucker BAD MOTHERFUCKER GET FUCKED! 22:26, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

MK MK FUCK ME! 22:28, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

DaniPine3 DANIPINE3 GET CRUSHED! 22:38, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Alula ALULA GET TØRST! 22:42, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0-Sunrise Turb0-Sunrise YANKEES SUCK! 23:03, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: how'd you forget the capitalization AND the blinking, smh smh 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:09, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Fish on skates FISH ON SKATES GET TROUTED! 23:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

Soviet SOVIET IN RUSSIA, YOU FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER 23:08, 20 January 2026 (UTC)

RIDERS ON THE GAY

TJERES A KILLER A ON THE ROAD HIS BRAI NSI SQUIRMING LIKE A TOAD TAKE A LONG HOLIDAY LET YOUR CHDILRNE PLAY FIO IF A MAN RIDE SWEET FAMILY WILL RIDE KILLER OF IN THE ROAE YEAHOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:34, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders ON THE SGAY RIDERS ON THE GAY INTO THIS HOSUE WERE BORBN INTO THIS WORLS WERE THROWN LIKE A BOG WITHOUT A BOAN RIDERS OUT LONOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:37, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

what the shit TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

what the fucking fuckOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 22:39, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

don't let your sisters/cats/sister cats anywhere near your keyboard from now on --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:46, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the toad 22:49, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on a splode --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:55, 21 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the codeOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 00:20, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders a la mode --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the tomb 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 00:33, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders in the womb --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:38, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the goonOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 02:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the spoon --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:27, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders on the doom 21:30, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

riders bring the boom --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:27, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders bring the moon 18:29, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders pantaloon --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:31, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders uhh... i forgot 18:34, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

riders uhh... tater tot --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:37, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

OH DEAR

GUYS. GET OUT OF RECENT CHANGES. I ACCIDENTIALLY MOVED A TEMPLATE WITH 340 TRANSCLUSIONS WITH WTOOLS WITHOUT ASKING FOR FLOOD. OH DEAR MAMA LLAMA

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:02, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

wtools never ceases to entertain --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:05, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

Archibe

Does my talk page need an archibe? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:13, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

not until people complain of lag --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:15, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: you kept bugging me to archive my page, so it's only fair now I bug you to do the same.
my pc browser lasted 5 whole seconds to load your talkpage. that clearly means you have to archive. so archibe. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:18, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I don't know what your talking about me bugging you to archibe but okay. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:19, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

I can't archibe because I'm on mobile and unable to select all. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:21, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

totally not a rickroll (also, if i recall, it was turb0 that wanted DaniPine to archibe) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:23, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

@soviet: hold on I confused you for Turb0 for a sec nevermind
(it is true it took 5 seconds to load, so maybe it's not a bad idea to archive) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:26, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

How do I get that thing that shows all archibes? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:31, 22 January 2026 (UTC)

do you mean the list of archibes? because it's right below the text that says who last won 00:10, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i think they're talking about the template that shows talk page archibes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:15, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

arcjove noew

doe it now arhvkoig it ples do it I need it to be arhcigrvedOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 18:17, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

ahrifbcieb --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:51, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

when arhiv0e please I need this to be archvie now serisuy Lee I need it to be archivedd will I ever learn to spell archviep properly I don't kwoOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 16:35, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

first off, it's spelled with a b --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:41, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

serisily I need it to he arcjoeved now when can it be arcjviedOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:24, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

no 14:26, 27 January 2026 (UTC)– Preceding unsigned comment added by alula (talk • contribs)

yes Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:30, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

very stupid question

does anyone know of somewhere that i can find decent sound effects of seals? 18:42, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

google TURB0-SUNRIS33 18:46, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

en passant --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:59, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i've tried that, and all of the free sound libraries don't have any decent ones 19:01, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

youtube --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:04, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

what would you want sound effects of seals for? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:21, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

for sealese stuff 23:31, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

For those who don't know, the link to the translator is right here. Now scram!

But be careful. Glargh is watching.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:49, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm looking for sound effects, not a translator 00:38, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

make your own by summoning your inner seal --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise:

jesus christ 8 bit night is peak im gonna mail you my soul Schism (talk) 00:16, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

holy shit it gets better there's a sequel Schism (talk) 00:17, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

turb0-sunrise is Toby Fox confirmed --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:21, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: You can do the uhh poll thingy I made right here if you want MORE bangers. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:25, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Schism: and there is a sequel TURB0-SUNRIS33 00:37, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

WHYYYYYYYYYY

is java down (yes, i suddenly like java) TURB0-SUNRIS33 19:37, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

? i am literally playing on java right now and it works just fine 19:38, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

so it just hates me for no reason TURB0-SUNRIS33 19:41, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

yeah, i don't know why it would be down. i don't think internet is required to launch any minecraft version or the launcher 19:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

my internet is fine. it lets me in the launcher fine, but then when i try to play it just acts like it's loading then says "fuck you, nuh uh" TURB0-SUNRIS33 19:43, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

out of curiosity, what are your guys's account names (mine is also FishOnSkates) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:55, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Turb0_Sunrise, you've probably seen me on hypixel TURB0-SUNRIS33 22:42, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r 22:46, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

Question

Should templates be side by side like this: {{Template1}}{{Template2}} or separated like this: {{Template1}} {{Template2}} ? (View in source editor) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 22:40, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: Both work exactly the same, to my knowledge. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:46, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: I know but is there one you're supposed to use? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:08, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: Use whatever you want. However, you should probably use the second one. It's much nicer to look at and will save lives when people try to decipher your code. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:09, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: Thanks! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 23:11, 24 January 2026 (UTC)

DeletedUser51be906d

How are they still editing aren't they blocked? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:17, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

...she isn't though? Unless she has a sock account that i don't know of, but i don't think that's likely 16:20, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: That user's last contribution was in January of 2022, right before being banned. Why do you say they're still editing? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:24, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Because they've been right here the whole time... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:28, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

Hey, wicked witch! Get outta here!!! Or I should summon a giant grue to eat you!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:34, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

this proves gerg is evil Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:35, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Wait, who's Gerg?!? And why is my sig like this!?! Childless and groomless as expected, my return will cause destruction for this website! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:48, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

that's it witch, you've made me mad. Grue, I choose YOU!!

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:03, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

this might just be the worst roleplaying i've ever seen in my life 18:07, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

@alula: do you want me to throw your body to the grue too? huh??? HUH???? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:11, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

This is the best thread ever 100% 100% 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:19, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

I was gone for 9 hours what the heck happened --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:53, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

dani and gerg were roleplaying zana and some guy who threatened to summon grues 18:54, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

bring on the grues --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:57, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:46, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:48, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“Uncyclopedia is dead, and we killed it”

– Frendreich Gruenitczhe or whatever his name was

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:53, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“You are dead, and a grue did it”

– Frendreich Gruenitczhe on your sudden death

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:04, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Dead, and a wizard did it”

– Friendship Niche

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:12, 25 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Gay, and a historian did it”

– French Mice

00:53, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are an OPOSSUM, and a story built it”

– Frank Mike

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:31, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Stupid, and Mr. Winkler did it”

– Prank Nike

15:45, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

“You Are Gay, but Mr winkler is GAYER”

– Tank Bike

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 15:49, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

what should my first message on this forum be?

looking for suggestions --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

oh.. well shit --Lieutenant Gamma Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:51, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"looking for suggestions" seems like a good one, yeah 19:48, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

that or "I win! Victory is mine!" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:25, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"NO, I WIN. IM A SPOILT BRAT WHO GETS EVERYTHING I WANT!!!11!!!!!!......…………… I would be saying if I was given 10,000$ a day for WORKING REALLY HARD!! Oh yea, staying alive in this day and age is waaaay toooo haaaarrd.... If only there was something to make it less difficult. Nope. My mind is blank." is a good second message too 21:28, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

"Snooze you lose, pal! I AM THE GREATEST UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF ALL TIME!!!!" works great as a third message --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:31, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

" bonus points if you can spot the tytpo" is the only thing you can realistically pick as your fourth message due to how good it is 21:36, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and then of course you'd have to put something along the lines of " LOOK AT HOW F'ING COOL I AM!!!!" as a fifth message --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:53, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

a hyptethical sixth message could be something along the lines of "the AIBOPAATs haven't been edited in days" 21:55, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and obviously no other seventh message is better than "You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, alula? As we all know, the correct way of spelling hypothetical is hypothetical!!! Obviously not hyptethical!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, alula." --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:57, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

the eight message is prophesized to be "i already don't write english properly so why would that matter?". there simply is nothing else it could be 22:00, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and i think the ninth message should be "this is typing not writing" --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:09, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

finally, the tenth message should be the rather fitting "oh fuck you're right" 22:20, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

and that's how you win LPTEW --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:35, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

yup. in other news, i win! 23:20, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:22, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

23:24, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:19, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

10:04, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:33, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

i'm gonna create a dark world on ASBOWAAT 11:01, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

damn.

duck's retiring apparently. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 17:00, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

eh, good for him --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:15, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Sorry to announce that i have retired.

Bye Bye Uncyclopedia. Teh Epik Duck (retired) (talk) 19:08, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

Bye Duck, I'll miss you! (ps since you don't want teh graffiti zone can i have it) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:09, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

No because i want it deleted. Teh Epik Duck (retired) (talk) 19:17, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

ok --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:19, 26 January 2026 (UTC)